What's the best round for stopping a raging chimp?

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Anything larger than 9mm

>>33615665
.50 bmg

seriously fuck chimps

>>33615687
What about 9mm hollow point?

>>33615665
why you need to know they cutting EBT cards in your area?

12 gauge

>>33615665
A round basketball

>>33615665
12ga slug

Napalm

>>33615867
this

An actual chimp? 12 gauge slugs. Those things will tear your fucking arm right off.

>>33615665
Tearing your fucking arms off

I'd give my balls to save my face. That's the damn truth.

From what I've heard, they'll leave you alone if you just hit them once. A female journalist was harassed by a chimp in the jungle, she got fed up and punch it in the face. The chimp ran away crying and never did it again.

Pistol...My 44 magnum. Long gun...Kind of agree with slugs.

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>>33615665

I know what you meant, OP.

>>33616464
Filename could also have been
>Haitian Revolution Simulator

Ask a cop or George Zimmerman.

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>>33615665
NBA 2K17 and a fresh pair of J's my dude

>>33615665
50 AE.

They don't call it the "African Eliminator" for nothing.

>>33616166

Did police evidence actually run the lock through the barrell??

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>>33616674

>>33615665
.50 African Eliminator

>>33615665
.40 S&w,

Use what the chimps use to stop each other.

.577/450 Martini-Henry

a pair of work boots

>be me
>be malaysian
>went to a zoo
>chimpanzees were placed next to orang utans

This gon be ugly. Either they will kill each other off or worse, they gonna mate and produce a chimputan hybrid

>>33615665
.357 Mag, Samsonite tip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-e96m4730

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The Orange round.

>>33617445
303 works wonders as well (have an ancestor who used both against bantu and boer)