>this is an indispensable game-changing weapon

>>33609918
Gotta stay safe, anon.

fpbp

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>>33609918

usaf sf here, cc tried making us all wear those but no one ever does

>>33611440
y'all sf fellas sure are cool with your lax groom standards and not wearing the magical belt.

A weapon to surpass metal gear no doubt

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>>33611440
if u ain't pararescue u ain't shit

>>33611537
So if you ARE pararescue, you ARE shit?

>>33611537
I aint pararescue. sooo, I aint shit. so.... yeah. good. I don't wanna be shit. I'm chris. or... uh... anon.

>>33611547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzIzGZ6WPvI

>>33611537
if we're gonna split hairs, sf cops have been involved in more combat/shootings than PJ's.

>>33611547
>>33611567
I think it's more like "You aren't EVEN shit", like shit on a higher level of substance and importance to which you can only aspire to one day rise, i.e., you're an unimportant little nothing man.

>>33609918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44UtJhQKP78

>>33611472
Magic wonder belts in the Air Force are reserved for us maintainers, nonners are shunned from its glory

>>33609918
I've never understood.
What stops the insurgents from getting their hands on glowbelts too?

>>33613584
ITAR probably

>>33611547
you're the shit

>>33615306
Fucking ITAR man. Covers the most inane shit.

>>33611440
Why did the Air Force have to invent some shit just to play in special forces? Does this mean we can start doing our own close air support?

>>33613021
lol

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>>33609918

IF I was right there's controversy years ago when Army Special Forces guy got kicked (or denied entry) from the base because he's not wearing this glowbelt and got a beard.

(PIC unrelated)

>>33609918
only if its purple....inside joke lets see if anyone knows it

>Number of personnel who died wearing a glowbelt :0
>Number of personnel who died not wearing a glowbelt : all of them


I can't be the only one seeing this correlation here. What magic properties does the belt have that makes you immortal?

>>33611537
Unless you're an 18D. Then you're badass and above the mortal realm.

>>33616567
security forces dumbass, they are glorified mall cops.

>>33616567
Im pretty sure he means Security Forces. MPs if you will....

>>33616908
Mall cops who refer to themselves as "USAF SF" in a deliberate attempt to make people confuse them with the other kind of SF.

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>>33611537
>para rescue
>they're not rescuing parachutes