Starting with OC.
https://bpe-usa.com/
>>33608876
what the fuck
>>33608876
>not playing superior Sniper Elite 3
Yeah, the M1D was placed early, but it was fun as fuck.
>>33608876
I feel like they must be memeing. Like the backwards HK bullet in the mag
>>33608876
Erect with rage/10
>>33608466
Fresh off the grill the other day
>>33609033
>>33608466
OC worth read
>>33609467
>>33609467
Jesus Fucking Christ
I think this was posted on /k/
>>33609512
Couldn't have put it better myself anon
>>33608876
>not throwing your bullets at 2300 m/s with your bare hands.
Plebs, do you even lift?
>>33608876
Fun fact: The gunpowder is ignited and exits through a small hole in the primer, pushing the whole cartridge down the barrel at supersonic speed.
This is how guns work, right?
>1949 Submarine submarine carrier with cruise missiles.
Russians sometimes are like krauts but from another point of view.
>>33609657
AW crap, wrong pic.
>WhenFSAmeetsACME
>>33609657
>>33609467
How's that OC? it's a gorillion years old
>>33609869
>4/10/17
Not sure if bait or retarded
>>33609467
Why am I so hard?
Why does the idea of a friendly beast turn me on so much?
>>33609914
welp, i did mistake it for the other "K goes hunting" greentext that's been popping up for some centuries in humor threads. That one about the deer pheromone etc.
guess i'm the retard now
>>33608876
>>33609594
Someone needs to do more with this image.
>>33609512
said the exact same thing
>>33609476
Gets me every time.
>>33610370
I don't get it
>>33610566
kuntzman wrote an editorial piece (for the NYT irrc) about how horrifying firing an ar15 was. i think he said it gave him ptsd or something. anyway, as the pic shows some company made him a kydex douche holster
>>33610580
Found the no GF. It's a tampon you uneducated savage.
>>33610580
Virgin detected
>>33609594
>This is how guns work, right?
No, but they should.
Like those turrets from Portal 2 narrated by JJJ/that amazing asshole teacher from Whiplash.
>>33610599
>>33610683
What do you fags expect from day /k/are? Come back in the p.m. after curfew.
>>33610705
That game had so much wasted potential
>>33609877
Banana clip
>>33610336
Wrong again retard, it already says every thing it needs to.
>>33608466
kek
>>33610060
Do you even inspect element?
>>33608466
>>33609467
>baited story about hunting with fists
>end with a boner
fucking hell
>>33609467
Nigga dis old as hell.
Lurk moar newfags.
>>33609705
>boiler room rocket
I though NASA was running that shit.
>>33610950
>terrorism
he was doing the world a favor and he gets a murder charge?
Fuck Jew york. Bunch of fucking libshits.
>>33608876
$5 says they didn't want to pay for a fired bullet model and hoped no one would notice.
> inB4 Super Caliber Fragile Ballistic head stamp
>>33611317
No.
3D modeler here.
You would be surprised how much modeling people dont know the basics of the thing they are making.
>>33611139
Again
>4/10/17
Fucking read it idiot. Same file name is not same story.
>>33610336
Well, I'm making a patch of it, so there's that.
>>33609877
kek
>>33611502
Am I retarded? I constantly confuse the Corolla for a CRX even when I know the lights look nothing alike and they barely look the same.
I found a Klobb
>>33609467
>>33611762
fucking hell /k/
>>33609467
Pretty hot, I'm not gonna lie.
>>33610599
My girlfriend just uses toliet paper, but then she's from a third world country...
>work at place where the contract security wear ballistic vests under uniform shirt and armed with Glockfection
>learn from one of the guards how often they have to to qualify and they can only carry site issued sidearm
>there are shotguns in the security office safe for active shooter response
>all guards carry condition 3 as per company policy
>>33611502
[EUROBEAT TO THE TUNE OF NASHEED INTENSIFIES]
>>33610182
Gracile, delicate, beautiful deer are patrician-tier animals, Anon.
>>33610847
>That's good enough for the marines
kek
lets keep this going
>>33609526
This one is a lie.
Ever since the Zanesville animal massacre, you cannot own exotic animals here in Ohio.
>>33611921
>>33609467
You know, I went looking for an image like this after reading the other deer story.
>>33611762
Now I find a second story of deer love.
Do you guys do this sort of thing a lot?
>>33612023
holy cyka i know that image
>>33612023
There's another one? That second one was the really old one.
>>33608915
You played the new one? It's even better, maps are more open, more potential with traps and shit. The Survival mode is fucking top notch.
Plus, you get to use the Ross Rifle and Swedish Mauser, and there ain't many games that let you do that!
Shame the DeLisle sucks ass though. I get that it's to balance it, but two shots to the head if they're wearing a helmet? Come the fuck on.
>>33612023
>Do you guys do this sort of thing a lot?
I would if I could.
Also, sauce?
>>33612632
>>33608876
We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet
>>33608882
jej
>>33610060
I have a similar story what I've told on here before so Ill try shorten it as much as I can
>late night having a wank
>suddenly hear a knock on my bedroom window (bungalow)
>recently some burglaries had happened and a common trick was to knock on windows and doors to see if people were home (might if just been some prankster idk)
>grab knife and jump out of window
>scream "If I find you I swear to god I will fucking gut you you prick"
I was more pissed off that they had disturbed my wank than anything else
>stand in garden ass naked trying to see if I cans see anyone
>"they must of fucked off or it might of been the wind"
>decide to finish wank under the stars to get back at the cunt who disturbed it
>go back inside
>hear noise of someone jumping over fence
>no... They couldn't of been
>check next morning around garden
>fucking boot prints behind big bush at the back
some unlucky cunt had to watch a guy brandish a knife threatening to kill him all while stroking his cock I like to hope he never tried pulling any stunts like that again
>>33613037
beautiful
anyone have that story from the guy in iraq where they called all the locals gooks?
>>33612444
https://e621.net/post/show/529981/2014-anal-anal_hook-anal_penetration-anthro-anus-a
>>33613037
Kek
>>33611880
>>33611327
Not gonna lie, I had to read that a couple times
>>33610336
I do plenty with it
>>33613854
Bless you kind Anon.
>captcha features a deer crossing sign
thegoyimknow.png
Is it just me or has this thread been of unusually high quality?
Also sorry for the rough image but I was on the phone and too lazy and dumb to into editing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fgzxglMTWD
Did drawfags ever deliver more Mr.Toto the tactical elephant of 4/k/idz tv?
>>33609467
I am way more aroused than I should be, way more disgusted than I have been in a while, and having a righteous kek.
>I kind of want this now
>>33609467
https://youtu.be/Rb8M54Bx_D4
boner pls this must not continue
>>33614901
Deer fucking brings out the best of /k/
>>33611921
The first time I saw that story posted, the Zanesville Animal Massacre hadn't happened yet.
>>33611921
cougars are not exotic you mong
>>33609044
Mfw i was literally in this thread today. Wtf
>>33610370
I still think he's a massive pussy but he did handle the criticism fairly well. I'll give him that much.
Anyone got that one with the strawberry dildo rail attachment?
>>33609705
>My name is Johnny Al-Knoxville, and this is jackass.
>>33608876
If this is a humor thread, then why am I angry by the first post?
Would you date trap vinning?
>>33611708
thats gt86 trueno you fucking spaz. like 30 seconds on /o/ and youd know that
>>33612373
It's not the best game ever, but its use of a bunch of obscure weapons gets me rock fucking hard. It feels a bit like somebody made a full game out of Ground Zeroes.
>>33611787
what political philosophy is this?
>>33612062
Link please, I can't find it
>>33609467
I can't even read the fucker on my phone and I know it's about deer fuckery
>>33609467
Can't read it for some reason
>>33618382
My one.
>>33615768
>>33621099
>>33609033
>Squirreling things away on other peoples property in a box that the gas company owns
>>33618382
Transhumanism?
>>33611253
Go home, /pol/.
>>33618036
Which is a Corolla
>>33612997
Thanks, Cave Johnson! Whatever will Aperture Science think of next?
>>33616671
That upper right pic makes him look like Charls from Million Dollar Extreme
>>33610370
Everyone says he took the criticism well, but this just looks like damage control to me
>"W-WELL, TH-THANKS FOR THE TAMPON HOLDER, HAHA!"
>"Y-YOU THOUGHT I'D BE T-T-TRIGGERED BY THIS!"
>>33609467
this was simultaneously arousing and disgusting. I want to fuck a deer now
>>33614901
I remember this thread.
Good times.
>>33611789
Fucking slavs and their Adidas track suits.
>>33608466
https://youtu.be/4TCa6vsJAfw
>>33611828
Better make those ~6 rounds count
>>33621198
Is that a 5.56 conversion for the p90?
>>33611984
That's how it is homie like it or not
>>33609467
>>33615768
>>33622152
Maybe for the magazine style but P90 does have a version that fires 5.56 NATO
>>33618453
Open in new winow
>>33611488
>Basically
>Not Frankly
Fresh hunter bait
>>33623750
Don't bring me into this
>>33623838
OH FUCK OFF YOU NEWFAG PIECE OF SHIT
>>33623950
You first.
>>33623838
Stop impersonating me.
>>33616671
Bottom left is the last thing several hundred people have ever saw.
>>33608882
This is the gold standard of greentext stories.
>>33608466
What the actual fuck is that rifle?
>G36 optic
>looks like a famas
>receiver looks completely wrong for a famas
>>33623973
GODDAMN IT
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>33622118
I bet if you let a single shot off with one of those things, whomever came into the room would be leaving pretty fucking quickly
>>33623973
No.
>>33624201
Faggot
>>33623973
You are the one impersonating me
>>33611317
Didn't Mary Poppins do a song called supercaliberfragileballisticexplodingallahmudskins?
>>33623838
>>33623973
>>33624201
>>33624423
But we are all the same person same fagging
>>33613037
I've read your story in full detail before. I'm surprised it never got screencapped for hilarity
>>33624441
Would it be masturbation if I sucked your dick then?
>>33624423
>>33624441
Jesus christ this shit is annoying as fuck
can someone ban this faggot?
>>33624532
And this faggot
>>33624440
damn I almost thought you said poppy there, got me all hotnbothered about nothing
>>33608466
TIME TO DUMP
>>33623838
>>33623973
>>33624201
>>33624423
>>33624441
>>33624532
>4532 â–¶>>33624537
>>>33624441
This is why /k/ sucks now
>>33624565
experimentation is a great way to go, if you can afford it.
>>33624497
>>33613037
Made me laugh. Saved for future use
>/k/, a magical place
>>33608882
this story is so fucking reddit it hurts
>>33609467
Well, that's a thing.
The mighty /k/arrier
>>33610336
I need a source
>>33609657
Tideline blue, is that you?
>>33612632
Pheasants are the most useless birds on the planet, I swear to god.
If they didn't have more of a population than the dodos when we first met, they would have gone the same way.
>>33610296
This?
>>33610847
I need mooooore
>>33615022
Yes I did.
>>33616020
Oooh I remember, but I don't have it
>>33622551
https://4archive.org/board/k/thread/28088976
Here's the thread
>>33624650
That's how the world works isn't it?
>>33625356
Fucking spam filters
>>33623838
>>33623973
>>33624441
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?
>>33625372
>>33625379
>>33624721
Underrated
>>33625395
>>33625413
>>33625413
>>33625441
>>33625460
>>33625478
>>33625495
>>33625517
>>33625556
>>33625579
>>33625625
>>33625642
And I'm spent
>>33611834
I don't want this fetish
>>33625556
Fucking japs and their Fuso's man... surprised they didn't capsize in any storm.
Unusually high quality humor thread. Let's keep it up
>>33625905
I wish drawfag had finished the Liberation of Rhodesia arc
>>33608882
>fucking chad
>>33625232
>imagine what if STALKER plot was set in your hometown: the post.
>>33610370
I still think he's a poor excuse for a journalist and that the paper he writes for is a shitrag tabloid, but I've got to hand it to him on taking this with a sense of humor instead of doing a big writeup on how the gun industry is full of misogynist men and definitely includes no women whatsoever.
I'm surprised that no one has posted this yet.
>>33625889
/K/oko is awesome. Did he ever pop up again?
This is my bump - my computer's doing some weird shit and I can't post my /k/-related comedy - and y'all have probably seen it all already.
>>33621668
In hos defense, New York is full of Jews and Liberals.
>>33626192
Once in a while in the /k/ wfg thread.
>>33626217
This really isn't funny
Nearly every militia or 3% group out there is a fucking honeypot now.
>>33614901
That thread was truly magical
>>33609467
I am simultaneously both scared, confused, and aroused.
what the fuck /k/? this makes me wanna go and cuddle a fuckin deer now.
>>33609033
Lol, I remember that guy.
Everyone starts asking him to clarify, and he says "do I have to explain this to everyone ffs?" Yes, anon. No one on earth does that.
Classic 4chan autism.
>>33625920
I wish I could have seen that majesty unfold before my eyes in that thread
>>33618382
Liberty or death
>>33626078
To this day I'll never understand why they never made an UPOTTE!! yuri doujin. Makes me upset thinking about it.
>>33625579
NOW DAT IS PROPPAH ORKY
Also /k/'s theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN6avab0fIY
>>33626382
The autusm /k/ has knows no bounds.
Last time I came on this board there was a thread about a guy who used to sneak into an ATF office and take big dumps in their toilets.
>>33609467
I've killed my fair share of deer, but I'll be damned if that doesn't get me hard as a rock.
I'll bet I could trap a yearling doe....
>>33615335
This should be a banner.
>>33610336
I'm pretty sure I've seen the hands holding her colored brown before.
>>33626415
Have you looked everywhere?
>>33611253
>>>/pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
>>33626656
>>33626349
DONT DO IT NIGGAS
>>33608466
>>33627061
This has to happen now. It can be done, so it will. Should the experience be half as good as /b/ anon's, it was worth it.
>>33626957
Yeah, the closest I find are the actual manga's yuri scenes, but they don't go too far. That one in particular is from it too if I remember correctly
>>33625031
kek
>>33609684
No.
>>33627153
Fuckin damn. I warned you nigger. At least greentext it and say thanks to your inspiration when it goes down.
>>33627153
At least wear a condom, you don't want whatever STDs a deer might be carrying
>>33614901
Wasn't that the thread with the penis SAW?
>>33623838
I am better
>>33626398
>posts NC
>Not Vanu.
Do you even PS2?
>>33622152
Pretty sure that's the result of a night of unholy passion between a p80 and famas
>>33622152
>>33622570
No, P90 owners often put a STANAG mah to catch brass as 5.7x28 is expensive as fuck.
>>33625318
Holy shit.
>gonna bayonet this limey.
>he chucks a BRICK.
>fuckthisshitimout.jpg
>>33626650
That passive aggressive behavior, not Autism.
12345679
>>33627868
>Worships alien tech
>End results no better than NC and TR gear
>>33627813
no fucking godamn way that is real
>>33628033
Ah, but it is my dubbed friend
Anyone got the pic where it's like when you wanna kill yourself but don't want to be a statistic or some shit
>>33608466
Holy shit I used to work for this company!
I was a noguns while we redesigned the website too.
>>33627813
Diamonds.
DIAMONDS, I say!
>>33609467
Anyone have higher res of this? I'm on phone and it's grainy.
>>33610847
America.
>>33625504
I was in that thread too. Capped it as we'll but I was on phone so it took 3 pics.
That was a fucking hilarious story.
>>33621198
Nzfag here , what you think of this https://www.guncity.com/22-ruger-10-22-ps90-with-hushpower-braveheart-dark-earth-317386
>>33626957
Fr*ckin' sauce bud
>>33628640
Same here.
>>33610060
our guy
>>33611921
1. Cougars are not exotic.
2. The ban was a temporary moratorium, and was not passed through state legislature.
>>33625791
That's what you get for coming to /k/.
>>33625309
Fuck off you ancom tranny cunt.
You're not even cute.
>>33621198
This actually makes me mad more than laugh
>>33625031
not sure if it's camo, but it looks like he has hairy legs and arms with gloves and combat boots. If it is camo I prefer Toto the tactical elephant my way.
>plate carrier
>tactical russian vodka bottles in plate carrier
>GP5 mask w/ears
>tactical tighty whiteys
>combat boots
>>33627892
>not even futa
>>33610370
Everybody realizes this guy was probably told to write that article to get clicks right?
He probably didn't give a shit because he's a journalist in 2017 and has no self respect because he bastardizes the medium he probably once had a passion for
>>33610847
>Son we need your Tank
God bless America
>>33628212
>>33627892
>>33630537
>my niggas
>>33627868
GAS THE VANU! RACE WAR NOW!
>>33610950
I don't remember this scene from Barton Fink at all.
>>33608915
>3
Shit choice m8 2 was better but still kinda shit
>>33626078
source?
>>33629152
>>33628640
Y'all niggas must have shitty phones. I can zoom in on mine and read it as if it was freshly baked.
>>33627813
>be Soviet Aviation ordnance guy
>Some dickhead made this dakka masterpiece
>But you're the guy who has to load 88 PPsH drum magazines
Fuck that
>>33627146
Been looking for this one
>>33624037
croatian vhs
>>33631390
Lel, it'd be even better if the one on the left would be "September 1939" and the one on the right "April 1945"
>>33618036
>Also known as a Corolla AE86 Levin in the countries that matter
>>33631776
You mean all the ones with no V8's?
>>33618453
The 4chan experience on phones is a bit different.
Try opening in a new window. If it's still hard to read, check the URL of the new window - If it ends in [filename]m.jpg (In your case, http://i.4cdn.org/k/1491928288474m.jpg), it has been resized to fit better on mobile phones. To avoid this, either disable mobile view (Some browsers can request desktop versions), or simply cut out the m in the filename to view it in full-size.
Now, if it doesn't work, make note of the original file's format - The image in >>33622551 would appear as http://i.4cdn.org/k/1492028014583m.jpg, but upon removing the m in the filename, you will be faced with a 404 error, because the original file was in .png format rather than .jpg - Change the URL to http://i.4cdn.org/k/1492028014583.png to view it in full size.
Now, the best you can do is to use a computer, but if there's an image you just want to save for later, this is the best way of going about it.
>>33627892
>>33630537
>>33630828
>>33631250
>>33631336
>>33631627
Enjoy plane-fuckers
>Is this a ban, I don't know if this a ban
>>33626415
nhentai >parodies>uppote
your welcome
>>33630537
>cannon isn't mounted inside the mouth
>liking futa
You disgust me.
>>33631250
>>33627061
Why?
>>33611363
>being this new
jesus christ
>>33610939
My sides
>>33619032
Could have been worse, I fully expected your story to end with something about cooking with a wank rag or something. It is sad I have come to expect this. Maybe I have been here too long.
>>33609467
Must
Not
Fap
>>33611502
HACHIROKU DA?
>>33608876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WasgRxx6r4
>>33631812
You're a life saver, man
>>33632293
>damage control
>>33610950
KEK
>>33609705
This is the future AnCaps want
>>33633968
>>33626124
Holy fuck Kek
>>33616671
There's no such than as a perfect ma...
>>33623750
Hey, I was there.
>>33623838
Stop pretending to be me.
>>33634860
Just stop. it's not funny.
>>33634860
You're too late, this already happened. You're only allowed to do it once per thread.
>>33625114
RIP /k/lass photos
>>33635205
Any reason they can't still happen?
>>33631812
>>33635856
>>33608466
380 GLOCKS
Anyone got the png of the guy looking around a gate with a mask on?
>>33628867
Upotte
>>33626957
https://exhentai.org/g/722784/05ae81362b/
>>33625579
The mighty war badger.