So I stepped on snek with my 357 python (snake shot). I saw it

>>33606463
Leave snek be unless you are sure what it is. The vast majority are non venomous and they're pretty chill critters that kill rats and what not and mostly just want to leave you alone

>>33606463
Eh. Doesn't matter dude. I guess look twice next time if it bothers you that much.

>>33606463
Do not kill snek.

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You had ONE job.
>inb4 reddit

>>33606479
Normally I would but I saw it run (slither fast?) Out of my pool. The last thing I need is snakes in my pool.

t. blog

>>33606517
>Snek was trying to escape you.
>Shoot snek.
Are you in the ATF?

>>33606463
Eat it.

>>33606463
>poisonous

>>33606479
Normally I'd say don't shoot but when it looks like a rattler at a glance (I think thats a bullsnake) and Arizona you have to step on snek

>>33606801

Woah guys, crazy idea, what if the snake was Muslim?

>>33606830

Snakes are all Satanists, don't you read the bible?

>>33606463
KILL ALL SNEK.

I live in the West Valley out in desert farmland country and see those motherfuckers quite often. One of them took an Underwood 165gr JHP to the dome last year.

I absolutely hate snakes.

>>33606463
why do americans shoot snakes?

>>33606853
Why do non-American even breathe air?

>>33606463
well they eat the mice and rodents, so if you kill them youll have more of those

>>33606801
>Snek was trying to escape you
Snek was caught trespassing and must face the consequences of violating the NAP.

>>33606463
>be American
>step on non-poisonous snake
>magdump revolver
Bravo

>>33606463
>poisonous

You mean venemous, poison must be ingested.

>>33606853
Because our snakes are lethal.

>>33607095
>copperheads are lethal
Yeah buddy

>>33606479
That's cool, and I do like that. However your house shouldn't be filled with wild animals. If you see something on your property, just like with a mouse or rat, you should eliminate it. You don't want a dead snake rotting in your car. Or to open your breaker box, surprise it and get bit.

>>33606880
>revolver
>mag

>>33608389
>357
>mag
>num

>>33607121
they really are my dude same with rattlers

Enjoy your rodents

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>>33606880

>>33606463
Looks like gopher snake, you should probably leave them alone to eat the pests. Someone told me if you see those around then there aren't any rattles near. Not sure if true though.

>>33606847
agreed, remove seek at all costs.
greasy motherfuckers

>>33606914
But he said it was not poisonous which is true.

>Should I shoot snakes to stop them from nesting near my house or leave them be /k/?
Depends on how aggressive they are, and if you have pets.

I'm Australian, and we have some pretty deadly snakes, but most aren't aggressive at all, to humans at least. I did lose a cat to a snake once, but knowing the cat, she probably started it. My current cat is terrified of most things bigger than a mouse.

>>33607095
Be that as it may, you don't need a firearm to safely dispose of a snake. A shovel will do just fine.

>>33606914
>poison must be ingested.
Poison doesn't need to be ingested, just not injected like from a bite or sting. Think absorption through the skin or inhalation.

>>33608739
You CC a shovel too?
Combat shovel or normal?

>>33608739

22 ratshot out of a revolver is just more fun though..

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>>33608748
>not carrying your short, light attack-shovel at all times
It's like you want to get killed in a trench raid.

On a more serious note, OP said he encountered the snake in his backyard. A shovel should have been closer at hand than specialized anti-snake ammunition types.

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You did WHAT ???

>>33606868
It was the snake's land.

You're the one who violated the NAP.

Prepare to suffer.

>>33606463
Gj fagot womyn

>>33608964
The snake should have had a gun so it could defend itself and its property.

>>33608976
This is bullshit imperialist thinking anon.

I'm inclined to leave them be, they eat vermin after all. If I see one right by my house or somewhere I'm likely to walk then they gots to go.

>>33606463
NOOOOOOO he specifically requested you not tread on him! Poor snek!

>>33606463
F

LEMME ALONE

>>33606463

>Kills a snake that eats rattlesnakes
you fucked up OP

>>33606463
Even if it was venomous, it won't hurt you guess you fuck with it.
>DON'T TREAD ON ME

>>33609810
*unless
Fuck me.

>>33606463
OP you betrayed the number one rule of being a gun owner

>>33608799
help i got one of those too tight now i cant undo it and it stays in the open position

>>33608739
>not hoe master race

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>>33606463
You wanted to kill so you killed. Ya feel tough now big guy

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got bit by a rat snake yesterday

i didn't see his head and he was poking out of a rock in a quarry, kinda put my palm down on him and he bit me

expected it to be way worse, he barely broke skin

>OP lives in AZ and still can't recognize a fucking rattler, mistaking a bull snake for one and feels the need to light it up with a .357
Just say you were drunk on shitty lite beer this morning and while stumbling out of your trailer you saw an excuse to use a gun and took it. It's slightly less pathetic than the scenario you presented in the OP.

>>33606496
since when has the gadsden been a reddit thing?
is /pol/ seriously calling that reddit now?

>>33609937
Either bring it to a manlier man and let him unscrew it for you, use gloves for better grip or use a wrench.

>>33609998
this sounds like the actual story

>>33609964
it was just kissing you, those are kiss marks you virgin

>>33606847
snakes hunt pests; why wouldn't you want them around?

>>33606847
>Snek eat rats, mice, etc...

>Less snek means more squeaks

>More warmblooded swueak buffet for lice, fleas and ticks

>even deer ticks

>OP gets lyme disease for killing snek

Karma is a bitch. "I hate _______" is usually a shitty reason for killing any critter.

>>33607095
Compared to most of the world... Not especially. Most US snek is harmless snek too. Even those that are hardly go out of their way to bite people.

Want animal to hate? Fuck wasps.

>>33606517
I like snakes, but I'll be damned if that doesn't sound fucking scary

Goddamn semi-eels

>>33610175
>walk out on porch
>see hyug spider
>hate spider
>go inside to get gun
>come back out with 7.62 spider remover
>look closely at web
>see it has caught 6 wasps
>decide to let this one slide, take nugget back inside

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>>33606463
Hide it before galaxy and the wife see what you've done. /an/ is gonna be mad for a week if she finds out you killed a non dangerous lil critter and the girl is gonna sob her eyes out.

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>So I stepped on snek with my 357 python (snake shot).

Do you happen to wear snakeskin boots and drink snake liquor?

>>33610234
I just realized that in that old ass picture we were already praising kek without even knowing it. Pepe didnt even exist back then.

>>33606463
Shoot them

hate the things. If you spend to much time thinking about it the fucker will vanish and you will be walking on eggshells wondering if a poisonous variety is about.

>>33610155
> "I hate _______" is usually a shitty reason for killing any critter.
A year or so back there was one absolute spergtard anon here who went on a wolf-killing vendetta because he saw The Grey. Genuine mental case.

>>33610270
>spend too much time thinking about it

I'm picturing the snake sauntering off slowly and you going full yoholup.tiff

>>33610286
That's just sad... Even most ranchers realize we need them.

>>33606463
No hiss?

>>33610058
It's not. "You had ONE job" is a le reddit maymay

>>33609998
OP alreadysaid that he did not know: "I live in south Phoenix right by the desert but this is the only one I've seen so far."

>>33610295
The best part was he lived in some cabin in Alaska owned by his parents while raving about how he was "off the grid", even though he was clearly posting from the site on 4chan and you could see a large ranch in the valley below not a half mile away. Then he went on about how he took a gun with him to the outhouse constantly because the wolves were a "genuine threat" to his safety. My theory is he was the family shamechild and they shuffled him off to the summer cabin so he could be a deluded nutcase by himself.

>>33610212
Good choice. There is no creature I hate more than flying, aggressive as fuck, stinging insects like wasps.

>>33610323
How fucking retarded do you have to be to not know a rattlesnake when you see one, they literally go out of their way to advertise their presence

>>33610374
Many snakes imitate the tail motion as a warning. They just... Don't rattle.

>>33610394
So unless OP is deaf he's just a fucking idiot

>>33610331
>Wolves
>Not bears

Wolves aren't big risk takers when they don't have to be. Bears are assholes

>>33606479
>on the internet no one knows i'm a snake

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>>33606463

They eat rats.

Unless they're poisonous leave them be, they're doing varmint control for you.

>>33610434
when they do that the scales will make noise in contact with a hard surface or dry brush even if they don't have a rattle.

>>33610234
Delete this, faggot

>>33610286
>The Grey

good movie tho

>>33606853
Because they have guns and don't need to use rocks

>>33609937
Channel lock pliers or pipe wrench and a vise will fix that.

>>33606463
You need to find a Brown Whip Snake and somehow encourage it to stay around your house. It will keep all of the bad sneks away. Is best guard snek.

>>33606463
The only good snek is a stepped on snek.

>>33606463
Keep it up OP, and no one will feel bad for you when your snake "problem" becomes a mouse and rat problem.

>>33608799
this time of the year i dont go into the yard without my judge,at least once a day i take my snake charmer and sweep the property for moccasins,have killed about 4 so far,place has em all over just out of hibernation,hungry and cranky af. i live in louisiana also,so they are far more prevalent here,but i only kill venomous or rat snakes since i have chickens and they will eat the eggs they lay,otherwise i leave em alone

venomous.

Snakes are venomous.

Foxglove is poisonous.

If it tries to eat you and you die, venom

If you eat it and you die, poison.

>>33610103
this desu
much like spiders they're better than the things they eat and leave you alone if you don't fuck with them

>>33606463
>poisonous and I didn't want to get close. I found out that it was not poisonous to humans.
It's VENOMOUS you ignoramus. Poison fucks you up through inhalation, ingestion, or freebase. VENOM needs to be injected into your circulatory system, otherwise it has no effect (granted you're not allergic). Venom can also be ingested no problem, poison cannot.

>>33608987
The weak should fear the strong.

>>33606463
>So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.”

You're just fulfilling prophecy, anon.

>>33617141
>its okay to eat a snakes venom glands

snakes can be poisonous

>>33606837
What's the difference?