STUPID TIN CAN

It's not the can's fault your a retard for not having basic hand tools.

You can't possibly be this retarded, right? Also, even if it's for ammo, it's a fucking can. You can't open a fucking can?

Here, because you seem to be a mouth breathing retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6hrHpUJmEg

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>I didn't have the can opener

Oh for christ's sake, just treat it like a big can of baked beans. They're nowhere near as tough to open as you're describing

>>33604889
that way looks fucking retarded

>>33604855
>cant do the simplest thing even a bunch of illiterate russian farmers can do
You're a shining example to the rest of us OP.

>>33604904
the metal on a can of baked beans isn't that thick though

>>33604905
Yeah, but he's not the monkey banging a fucking hammer against a knife to open a can, so who's the fucking retard here?

>>33604905
if its retarded and it works is it still retarded?

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>>33604906
>>cant do the simplest thing even a bunch of illiterate russian farmers can do

PFHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33604915
As long as you have a non dollar store set of can openers it'll do just fine.

>>33604921
this

fucking

thread

>>33604855
>How dare they put ammo in these sturdy weatherproof cans I can't even fucking open it
Next time try not being a pussy.

Automatic rule: Anything that comes from Eastern Europe or Asia only respects STRENGTH

>>33604889
that is super fucking cool

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>>33604889
isn't that even easier using a can opener? Like fucking moron down syndrome easily?

Is it true Trump is preventing these ammo cans from entering the US right now?

>>33605035
In that he hasn't repealed Obummer sanctions, yes.

And guess who just pissed off the Russians enough for them to cancel our joint military agreements? Don't expect cheap spam cans any time soon.

>>33604905

It works, though an electric file would probably have been quicker.

>>33605035
No you're retarded stop perpetuating this bullshit.
>import sanctions are why mosins cost $300
Politely shut the fuck up.

Not OP here, but I did get a can once that was bent, and fucked up somethin fierce.

Out of my four can openers, only one could actually grab on, and get around the fact. If I didn't have that one, the only tools I really had were screwdrivers, hammers and pliers. Sure they'd work, but it'd be a fucking bitch to deal with.

>>33605122
So I presume you didn't want to jiggle the can on the driveway while listening to flute music?

>>33605074
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS! THE SPAM CANS WILL BE EXPENSIVE SINCE PUTIN IS PISSED TO FUCK WITH US. GOD DAMN IT, TRUMP. FUCKING HELL.

>>33605139
Now that I watched that video, that's actually pretty fuckin cool. Guy even squats like a slav.

Unfortunately I'm in a big condo complex. Might get in a spot of trouble for "fucking with their concrete" or something dumb.

>>33604855
You really don't own a screwdriver, chisel etc and a hammer to tap it at an angle to cut around it?

>>33604889
I did that, it works to have a perfect looking top for display.

Flat head screw driver + hammer

I just got my first spam can last week, opened it with tools above with barely any effort

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>>33604855
>I didn't have the can opener for it
sucks to be you

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>>33605173
trump is an unpredictable idiot

hillary is a predictable cunt


America was fucked either way this election cycle...

Have a picture of a typical trump voter

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>>33604855
Boy he really hates these cans.

>>33605876
The guys already having a rough go of things, don't be such a jerk.

>>33607398
Yeah, i know those smart Alex comments are a diamond dozen.

>>33605641
In an alternate universe, spam cans contain can openers and includes a single 7.62x54mmR round to open it.

>>33604855
Sell your slavshit now

>>33604855
They all come with an opener

>he doesn't have metal shears
Look at this pathetic beta male and laugh.

>>33608029
>diamond dozen
Wut?

Fucking kek. I've bought 15 of these tins and all had openers. Two of them I dremeled off for display. One I busted over a hard concrete corner (no opener and near abandoned house innawoods).


Not that fucking hard, OP. Please slit your wrists on the jagged metal of your can. Just saw right through and hug it out, bitch.

Also, little spoiler. Flip it upside down and rub it on concrete for about a minute.

Yes, that actually works.

>>33608400
Fucking leave get the fuck out you are not welcome here

>>33604855
Get a dremal you fucking caveman.

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>>33604889
>open spam can
>no spam inside

i didnt have trouble with the cans, i DID have trouble with the metal straps on the crate itself though. also the stupid staples they use to seal the wrapping paper, i always end up cutting my fingers on those.

>>33608076
Top fucking kek

>>33604889
Now THAT is a great way to get a perfect display top, or a front license plate for those of you whose states allow anything.

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>>33604889
I did that to one of my cans. It was more effort than it was worth for typical can opening, but gave me a beautiful top and no sharp edges.

Man, now I need to go buy a different rifle just to justify getting cans.

>>33609030
Sauce?

>>33609157
Paprika No Pico

>>33609196
sounds like a flash player porn game

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>>33604921

>>33604855
>I didn't have the can opener for it and I had to murder one of my knives for this and fucking pound a hammer against the fucking tin. This shit pissed me off.

>use the wrong tools for the job
>gets mad when they don't work

Try a dremel with a cut off wheel next time, or buy the fucking can opener for like a buck.

>>33604906
Top kek

>>33605588
I wanted a shelf piece too. I opened it on the back and cleaned up the hole with my dremel.

I used ammo to shoot the corners and pry it open!!!! Took 5 hours!

>>33604855
What kind of shit ass knife were you using that it got "murdered" on a tin can?

I can think of at least half a dozen ways I would attempt opening a spam can before trying to cut it open with a pocketknife. In fact, I don't think that idea would ever even occur to me, not even with my cheapest, shittiest pocketknife. You're retarded, OP.

>>33605678
Aw gee, does US foreign policy not focus on getting you cheap slavshit?

t. Not a trump voter

>>33609363
funny thing is trump voters actually thought that was the case and now are getting fugged

/pol/ shitters please leave

>>33604855
It's to test the owner, anon.

It's kind of like King Arthur's sword.

If you can't open the can, you are unworthy of the boolets.

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>>33604855
>Not making sure the tin came with the opener
>Not using a screwdriver instead of a knife
Why does practically every complaint thread boil down to "why aren't things easier for morons?"

>He didn't use a fuckoff huge screwdriver
You deserve what happened.

>>33604855
If you're a turbo-pussy (Which i can effectively deduce from your post) then you can just file the top edge of the lip around the can, and the lid will eventually separate from the rest of the can and you'll be able to pull it out like two pieces.

Not the fastest way, but again if you're a turbo-pussy it's probably the only route.

>>33608400
I guess the ironing is lost on you

how do you shit stains survive the world?

>>33604855
>go to walmart
>buy $1 can opener
You're retarded

I can think of at least 4 different ways to open that can with various hand tools.

>>33608076
kek

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>>33605173
>>33605074

I think we all need to calm down a bit.

It's not like Putin was doing us a favor by selling us ammo. They make money off it. The Russian economy is not exactly strong right now so it doesn't really make sense to cut off a source of income, however small, over something Trump did. All the Russian ammo is going to civilians anyway, it's not helping the US military.

Furthermore, it is in Putin's best interest to have a heavily armed population that is generally distrustful of government in the US.

The Russians want to sell US civilians their shit. Any sanctions on Russian imports would be coming from our side, not theirs.