What are the best home defense weapons? Preferably diy, all I

>>33604514
A stick with a pointy bit tied to the end of it. Machete, short sword, hatchet.

>>33604514
Pipe bombs and molotovs.

My rock hard abs

>>33604514
While now an actual weapon, wielding anything that even remotely looks like it can hurt while screaming like the devil himself is filling you with a lust for blood can go a long way towards getting a home invader to fuck off. Even people dumb enough to make the life choices that lead to robbing people's homes have a fight or flight response, and your goal needs to be making them choose to flee.

>>33604514
batknife

>>33604514
That's too heavy. You won't get a good swing, you'll only get one, and you'll probably miss and be unable to recover, and put it through a wall.

Instead, use an axe handle, or a hammer, or a large wrench, or a screwdriver, or a knife hone, or a mop handle with a pointy end, or a chair leg, or you know,

buy a gun

naked fat guy

I bet you ride the fuck out of that thing nightly.
Can you take the entire shaft??

I wired my house to blow. When Tyrone comes visiting in the night, he and I, and half a city block are all going up.

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>>33604514
>all I have right now is a 10 pound dumbbell with one end screwed off

So something with the reach of a small kitchen knife and the weight of a large sword.

I don't think you're going to hit anyone with that unless they've got the palsy.

A decent machete can be had for about $30.

Okay here's what you do
>melt that piece of shit down
>turn it into many balls
>shove them up your ass and train yourself to launch them from your ass at high speeds
>Tyrone breaks in to see your chocolate starfish launching metal balls at him
Never get robbed again

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AR15

1851 navy

>>33604514
Acid is technically a weapon; all you need is one drop and the intruder will be in too much pain to rape you.

>>33604514
>anything go's
haha

>>33604514
flamethrower

works great for removing targets in large numbers or with body armor

>>33604514
If someone breaks in just start lifting the dumbbell and say "bruh" after every other word, that'll get him the fuck outta there pretty quick.