What's a practical defence against bullets? >inb4 body armor

>>33604464
OP can't inb4
Body armor.

What if we had a big magnet connected to the end of a long pole attached to the front of the helmet. That way when a bullet is coming towards you the magnet will pull it up and bullet will stick to the magnet before it hits you.

Move out of the ghetto.

>>33604498
Finally someone that's making sense!

>>33604464

The best defense against bullets is firing your own bullets first.

>What's a practical defence against bullets?

Bullets into the direction of where they're coming out from really.

>>33604464
Getting out of the way.

>>33604464

bullets

>>33604464
>What's a practical defence against bullets?
shooting the bullets out of the air with your bullets

>>33604464
Multiphasic shielding

>>33604464
Phone directories.

Flex real hard, bro. You got to pump that iron if you want to stump that lead.

>>33604464
Cover, being somewhere else, shooting the other mother fucker first. that's it.

>>33604464
Shooting yourself in the face with the smallest cartridge available to you as to build up your immunity- shoot the head as your neurons can more quickly disseminate the gainz to the rest of your body

>>33604464
Living in a state with strict gun laws. Totally works.

>>33604832
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>>33604464
Sand bags, engine blocks, fighting hole, hiding, and long distance

Would being in good physical shape and a >big guy help weather the damage from a gunshot wound?

for example if bane her to get shot in the stomach and your average skellington were to get shot in the same spot by the same bullet, would the big guy be less incapacitated? less likely to go into shock? more likely to fight through the pain etc

looking for more scientific answers

>>33604464

Built up a immunity. Start out with some sub sonic 22.

I'm up to .308, still stings but I can take it.

>>33605520
I'm no doctor, and I've never shot myself, but it stands to reason that more blood would allow for harder dying from less horrific wounds

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>>33604464

Hyphens can work, as can sequential numbers. If using numbers, make sure to denote that the numbers are not in an increasing or decreasing order of importance.

>>33604464
abstinence

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>>33604464
Best defense: no be there.

>>33604464
i been burying magnet in my backyard for a few years now. if the what FBI ever tries to raid me, their weapons will be useless. the magnets will pull the bullets down dropping their max effective range. i been melting aircraft grade aluminum down to small pellets for my shotgun so it wont be affected by my magnets

>>33606020

I had a friend who swore by a 70lb iron electromagnet he kept by his doorframe.

>if anyone fired through the door, the bullets would deflect wildly

>if they try to breach their weapons will be torn from their very hands

>hard drive wiped when they seize my computer and walk it through the door

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>>33605565
>.308 still stings.
Fucking pussy.

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>>33604464
You just have to dodge every single one.

>>33604498
this would only work against norinco bullets

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>>33604498

>>33604464
not getting shot

>>33604498
Would only work with Slav shit bullets.

>>33605811
those are basically just other, less intimidating bullets
what OP wants is hanging indentation

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My million folded quantum sharpened steel katana coupled with my lightning fast reflexes given to me by watching anime for countless hours allow me to deflect any projectile.

>>33604464
Don't get fucking shot. That's the best defence against bullets.

Has anyone ever tested something kind of like a Trophy system, but designed to be used against rounds?

>>33604498
>Someone throws a grenade
>Accidentally shrek yourself

>>33604498
Didn't Worf use an improvised electromagnetic bullet repulsor when they got stuck in a wild west holonovel?

>>33606415
trophy system causes incoming rockets and grenades to explode prematurely so that the explosive force is dissipated in the air as opposed to a directed charge in an impacted confined space

>>33604464
Rammed earth construction, ie earthbag or used tires packed tight with local sediment. Methods that turn your home into a natural berm. Also rifle plate hanging in your windows.

>>33604498
but then it would attract your own bullets too, you wouldn't be able to shoot anyone.

>>33604464

How effective are sandbags?

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>>33604464

>>33607708
This has always worked for me.

>>33607551
More effective than teabags

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>>33604464
>inb4 body armor
why?

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>>33604464
Lucky charms? Raping an albino child before going to battle?

Not getting into a situation where bullets are involved

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>>33604464
tank armor

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>>33604464
Phenobarbital

>>33604498
Underage and b&

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distance

>>33608419
bunch of incompetent fags; with all the advantages they had, and couldn't even kill one single cop, but both got killed
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>>33606020
The aluminum will be affected by the magnets. They will be slowed down.

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>>33604464
Keep close to whoever is shooting them, under 21 feet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI

>>33604464
Phone books, wood, sand, concrete, water, steel, ceramic, kevlar, glass, rubber, wind, snow, tornadoes, lightning.

I'm not sure what answer you are looking for.

Putting something sturdy between you and the bullets

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>>33606367

>hanging
>indention

>>33606656
the magnet is so strong that when the grenade explodes the force of the magnet holds the grenade together.

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>>33604464
Situational awareness, cover, distance, and concentrated accurate return fire.


Here's a cat.

>>33604464
Common-sense Gun Laws

Cover and concealment.

>>33604464
Flexing really, really hard

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>What's a practical defense against bullets?
Shooting your bullets first.

>>33609736

agreed

>>33604464
Be where the bullet isn't.

>>33609800
What if you're in a No Flex Zone?

>>33604498
Would only work against AP rounds. Lead and copper will still penetrate you.

>>33604464
deez nuts

>>33604464
Dodging them, or, if you're proficient enough, parrying them with a nimble blade like a wakizashi or tanto.

>>33604464

more bullets

>bury electromagnets in yard
>atf comes for your pupper
>turn on le magnet
>the guns stick to ground
>atf more like wtf
>guns are on ground
>cannot shoot the bullet
best defense

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>>33604498
Oh god thanks anon, I needed that

>>33606274

I know. I only started building up my immunity a few weeks ago.... I should be up to .50 bmg, I been lazy and not taking it as serious. My bro just got up to 20mm, says it's better than putting a mosin bolt up your ass, which I'm kinda skeptical on.

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>>33604498
>bullet headed towards body
>magnet curves it upwards

Goddamn those reloads look like ass... Way over crimped and the brass looks like it was sized with a cheese grater...

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>>33613612
jesus git gud fag

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>>33604464
Just say that your a nice person and the bullets won't affect you because of your positivity. Just be yourself.

Just let the bullets hit you. If your enemies kill you, you win.

Build up an immunity. Start with .22 short or .41 rimfire, then .25 acp, then upper .22lr, then .32 acp, etc.

>>33604498

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b0nwPgWh8Q

Have fun mounting this onto a helmet

>>33604498
What if I'm shooting a pure lead bullet at you?

>>33610801
isnt that the issue?

>>33604464
Avoiding situations in which you might get shot