Best MRE Reviews?

>>33603844
what is this hideous creature?

>>33603848
It's me silly boys~
Don't cum-cum in my bum-bum!

>>33603844
>Emmyeats
> that hairstyle
Unf!

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>>33603844
I went an screencap'd my post for you.

>>33603862
if "she" really said that I'm subscribing to "her" channel.

>>33603944
Steve literally sounds like he's about to blow a load in his shorts every time he opens something. As entertaining as that is it gets old.

>>33604096
>Not wanting Steve's hot, sticky luncheon loaf all over you

I bet you kiss girls, gaylord.

>>33604113
God damn it /k

>>33604113
i-it better be shelf stable

>>33604167
>Let's just give it a shake here
>Ohh wow it sounds a bit glurpy
>This is going to be an interesting one
>Gnarly
>Oh Jeez here's the gravy

OK OP here just watched Steve's 1957 5 in 1 Man MRE 24 Hr Ration vid you're right . Infinitely entertaining.

I'll delete this thread now.

all MREs are objectively shit compared to real food. just fucking eat it soldier.

Steve or fuck off

Steve's gotta be on /k/. Where you at Steve

>>33604465
Right here bro nice

>>33603844
>"Best" MRE reviews
>not Steve1989

KYS my man

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F

Looks like a female markiplier.

>>33604393
No fucking shit

That's why we're talking about watching people eat MREs, not eating them ourselves

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>It happened, they finally fucking did it, they blew it all up.
>You're at the front, sitting in a small trench defending a resistance compound from foreign militants.
>Out of the corner of your eyes you spot him walking up to you
>His beard and pony tail are instantly recognizable
>It's Ian
>"Hey anon, are we still gonna (((clean our guns))) later?"
>Yeah dude! Just got a shipment of lubricant in, should help us out a lot!
>"Alright, come meet me in my tent later so we can strip everything down, maybe get some food after."
>weird phrasing desu
>Ian walks away, you can't help but notice how good his ass looks in those alpenflage pants he's always wearing.
>n-no homo
>You finish your shift without shooting any redguards/chinese/russias/government officials.
>Time for some food.
>Just outside the compound there's a man that appears to be smoking a cigarette
>Fuck, you wonder how he managed to get one, maybe you can bum some off of your comrade.
>You get his attention
>"I've only got one pack, I've been saving these for a while."
>Would you trade anything?
>"What do you have"
>Not much: some porn, a couple really old MRE's, so-
>"You have MRE's! That's unbelievable! Find me later tonight and we can have dinner together! Maybe smoke some of these old camels I have too! My name's Steve, by the way."
>Steve drops his cigarette butt on the ground and walks back inside before you can respond.


Who do you choose /k/?

>>33604240
nice hiss

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>>33605239
Steve

>>33603944
Steve is literally the only good MRE reviewer.
"nice"

>>33603935

I want her to taste test my semen.

>>33603844
Styx has done a few, in his typical laconic style. Good stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3XmIRtcZQ

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>>33603844
Fuck you /k/ she was supposed to be a secret now everyone's gonna waifu her now.

>>33605251
>Sped up video.

>>33606471
> everyone's gonna waifu her now.
Not if the have eyes. I would have to be in the jungle for a long time before she was cute

>>33604816
F

>>33603844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPiuSUgpJ0Q&list=PLkUFQm9t2lDUTkRGfLqVYuJgOi1P3Vt90&index=3

Playlist, make sure some kleenex is nearby.

>>33603844
I was not expecting this sexy lady to be posted on an anonymous Falklands wallpaper adhesive appreciation forum. Have fapped, do not regret.

>>33605239
This would be the most amazing dating sim ever.
>walking to Steve's tent with a couple of vintage MREs, a shadow falls across your path
>"What ya got there, son? MREs? <hehehe>"
>You turn around to spot a 7'3" giant in a Glock cap, and glasses with a mustache. He grins at you.
>"Bet you didn't get those at Bud's gun shop. I'll tell ya what, I just opened up a care package from Federal Ammo today. I'm gonna head back to the range. Wanna come with me and (((ring the gong)))?"