*blocks your path*

>>33602478
I distract him with a 2 liter of soda

>>33602486
That may work on gun grandpa but what about Jerry?

>>33602478
The energy of those two together is throwing off the camera

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>>33602486
>mfw

>>33602486
Congrats you just bought about 30 miliseconds of time.

>>33602478
I always wondered, does he fill the empty soda bottles with tap water or does he just waste a fresh bottle of soda?

>5'10"
>6'

>>33602478
Jerry can probably outshoot Hickok, but Hickok's 2-liter killing ability is too powerful.

>>33602581
Hickock is actually 5'11. Nice try dick head

>>33602478
If those two visit the /k/ube, its holy energy would increase tenfold.

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>>33602581

>>33602478
If Jerry and Hickok did fusion would Jeckok be a better shooter?

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>>33602478
D-dozo

>>33602626
It's said that if they both visit at the same time, all firearms in the world will discharge at the same time

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>>33602614
Jerry is a speed shooter while hickok is accuracy based.

Hickok45-tan when?

I accept my fate. If they're coming to kill me, Jerry would put 6 shots of .357 center mass before I could even blink and in that few seconds of suffering, gasping for air, Hickok would put me down with a clean head shot from 230 yards away with a sub-compact 9mm. ur fukt

>>33602657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3XwizTqDw

You're a crack head if you think he can only shoot fast and not accurate.

was hickok in the army

>>33602632
>tiny4k.com

>>33602478
>H-Hi

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>>33602632
>Ian vs John
Which long haired gun enthusiast would win?

>>33602478
jerry madeyoulook and jimmy hick cock? bruuuuutal... actually only jerry is scary. hick cocks just cool

One has a degenerative neuromuscular condition. The other can't see iron sights with glases.

>>33603548
I think John could just grab Ian with his Sasquatch hand and palm his skull like a basketball.

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>>33602544
>>33602478
LUL

>>33602478
[x] genuflect

>>33602576
You can see sometimes when the bottle doesn't explode, it's clearly still carbonated.

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>>33602998
no penis stahp....

>>33602976
No he wasn't. Said it wasn't for him.

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>>33603548
Better question is Ian vs Othias

>>33602478
I met hickock and he's a fucking giant

Someone post the copypasta where Hickok beats his wife in the supermarket with the buckle end of his belt for trying to buy canned soda.

>>33602478
>Le spookey unfocused dirty lense cam for catching cryptids.

Confirmed pretty spooky.

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It's alright. Just wait a couple of minutes for them to drop dead of old age and then I can continue on.

>>33606192
RUDE

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>>33602478
*shakes your hand*

What happened to jerry? Why did he stop making videos?

>>33602632
>5'11 vs. 6'0

>>33602478
Thank you for your service

>>33602576
>waste
>soda

That nasty shit is best used as a target.

>>33606453
Well done, anon. This is my favorite meme.

>two fucking geezers

Just push my way through them.

>>33606944
>they snap you in two using their old man strength

>>33602478
"Glock and SW make shit guns"

>>33608934
>old man stength
>a real thing
Salty old man detected.

>>33609007
Single mother child detected.

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>>33602632
manlets btfo

>>33609012
>implying i didnt have two dads
Stay mad.

>>33609046
"Trans-dads" don't count.

>>33609081
That was a gay joke you complete fucking dingus

>>33609135
That was a tranny joke you complete fucking dingus.

>>33602486

Good one.

>>33602478

What if we made all YouTubers wear their sponsors on their clothes like Uncle Jerry there? What would Hickock look like?

>>33609383
>calling Jerry a """youtuber"""
This should be a criminal offense.

>>33609391
>hate speech
>waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh