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How to defeat a Type 99 2017-04-10 03:49:06 Post No. 33593588
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How to defeat a Type 99 2017-04-10 03:49:06 Post No. 33593588
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You are in the middle of a desert. A Chinese Type 99 is speeding towards you at 80 km/h, you feel a sensation in your pants. You've pissed yourself. Suddenly a supreme deity comes down from the skies and says you can have any one weapon in the world to defeat the tank coming towards you. Your weapon cannot be a vehicle of any kind. Other than that, there are no restrictions. What do you use /k/?
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>>33593588
Davy Crockett
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>>33593588
mosin nagant
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>>33593588
Paul Bunyan
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>>33593634
That's supposed to stop a charging Type 99? I don't think so mate.
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>>33593647
2 mosin nagants
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>>33593609
fpbp
>>33593635
Fucking kek
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>>33593659
>and says you can have any one weapon
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>>33593588
I want an urban American roadway system put between me and him. His terrible driving skills will take over from there.
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>>33593680
2 mosins taped together to form one double barrel mosin
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>>33593588
Range?
>>33593609
Also this. Always wanted to fire a recreational nuke.
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>>33593687
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>>33593680
Obrez
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>>33593588
How far away is the tank OP?
At any rate, I'd probably ask for a FGM-148 Javelin.
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>>33593706
The tank starts 15 miles away from you.
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>>33593741
15 miles but closing in fast
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A shovel. Just dig a really big hole, you are now immune to tanks.
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>>33593746
better make that a double scope double barrel mosin then
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>>33593768
Given, the tank starts 15 miles away, but it is coming at you at 80 km/h, do you realistically have enough time to dig a big enough hole?
>>33593773
kek
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>>33593768
Well according to >>33593588 and >>33593746 you only have 18 minutes to dig a big hole
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>>33593791
Why do you bother using both miles and kilometers?
>24km away coming in at 80
>15 miles away coming in at 49,5
>>33593805
better start right now then
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>>33593822
I looked up the max speed of a Type 99 and it said 80 km/h and I'm a burger so I was too lazy to convert it into mph
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>>33593849
Speaking of which, are you one of those that say metric make no sense? I get being used to something but its objectively simpler in the rest of the world.
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>>33593872
No, metric makes more sense. America is just in that "i wear tons of makeup and only wear band merch because it makes me unique" phase.
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>>33593588
A japanese guy with a katana
I am sure he could do it
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>>33593746
Javelin.
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