We are at war with North Korea. What is your next move?

>>33592045
>NK responded by firing tens of thousands of artillery rounds onto Seoul containing gas.
Who cares? Let them.

Nobody lives in Seoul but plastic women, effeminate men, and American negros.

Also, the South Koreans made my cellphone and it sucks.

We've been at war this whole time.

>>33592045
masturbate

>>33592077
so salty, whats wrong? did a jucy girl run off with your money?

>>33592116
No, the South Koreans made my cellphone and it sucks. Never buy Samsung. I welcome Kim's conquering of Worst Korea.

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airdrop 100 tons of girlscout cookies on NK

norks gorge themselves and pass out from food coma

profit????

Wait for Kim to launch nukes, utilize anti missile systems to shoot down any rockets which actually function, then glass the whole damn country.

realize that Best Korea can only wage war for a weak before running out of fuel and other critical supplies. then try handle the wave of Nork Defectors and refugees.

>>33592151
>before running out of fuel
You mean before running out of feed for their donkeys.

>>33592151
>waging war for a weak
kek

>>33592045
NK used WMDs. Gas is germs are nukes.

Proceed to turn every population center of NK into a parking lot, only villages will be spared.

Kill the entire military, unless unconditional surrender and disarmament are offered. We're talking Post WWII Germany level disarmament, no hunting rifles for the peasants.

Proceed to fly, boat, and train in massive amounts of aid for the North Korean populus.

Hopefully steps II and III would be effective in preventing a major insurgency, if not go full soviet. For every coalition soldier lost, a village dies. Eventually, they'll get the point and knock that shit off, or they'll all die and we can give the land to china in exchange for preferential prices on undeveloped mineral deposits, with none of the hassle of actually mining them.

>>33592177
India only has 10 days of ammo if the started a serious shooting war with anyone.

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>>33592045
Allow the ROK to push the North's shit in.

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>>33592045
Literally fucking nothing.
Nothing I do will have any effect on the situation.
Best case scenario, my country gets flooded with a bunch of qt3.14 pseudo-nips.
Worst case scenario is they all go somewhere else, because they're not mudslimes.

We've been at war since 1950 OP. We send them a strongly worded letter but panic when SK refugees try to invade California. The liberal crybabies finally understand that refugees aren't a gift from Mother Universe and most of them get eaten by whales and sharks off the coast when they rock the boat too much. Meanwhile to stop the flow of immigrants we fire 11,000 missiles at the SK ports and airfields and cut off the last of the free food being shoveled into Leader Doughboy's gullet. China uses this as an excuse to seize most of the Pacific Ocean including Lake Erie and they wrangle everyone into work camps, problem solved.

>>33592045
North Korea's current operational range on their nukes is only confirmed to 3,000km at best, on a good day, when the rocket actually functions. It can't even reach Guam.

They do not have the range to make it to Hawaii or the West Coast.

All N.K can nuke that's of any importance is Japan and S. Korea. That's if they even manage to get anything into the air for more than 2 minutes.

I guess I just watch it on TV as N. Korea shits the bed really hard and probably nukes themselves and dirty bombs S. Korea

>>33592230
if japan gets nuked again. the LDP is going to go full Banzai. Japan will have nuclear warheads in 6 months. Then in the next 6 months they'll have put them onto their modified satellite rockets.

>>33592222
This. War in korea? Refugees fucking welcome.

>>33592045
>next move
Good thing I already served
>can't be drafted

>>33592136
>girlscout cookies
What kind, though? Thin mints?
Samoas?
Those weird lemon ones that taste kinda bland?

If thin mints, do you have a way to keep them frozen? They're only really good when they're cold.

>NK responded by firing

Stopped reading there kiddo. This isn't chess. We don't make a move and then wait for the enemy to make theirs.

The moment NK troops and artillery mobilize jets are flying over, Tomahawks are flying at, artillery is firing at enemy positions. Firing missiles into Best Korea is not like firing missiles into Syria. Totally different scenario with totally different game plan.

I wouldn't be surprised if more than half of NK's artillery are wrecked within first 20 minutes.

>>33592045
NK will zerg rush and get raped because they probably can't into small unit tactics or decentralized command. Then they'll hide in their mountains and do what they're best at. (starving to death)

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>>33592045

Meh, I don't have anything going on. I'm out of shape and over 30; but I just about maxed out the ASVAB and my family has a history of military service.

I'd see if there's something they could use me for. Dicking around aimlessly in the middle east isn't worth my time; but finishing the job my grandfather started back in 1950 is.

>>33592223
>most of the pacific
>including lake erie
>PACIFIC OCEAN
>INCLUDES FRESHWATER LAKE 1000 MILES AWAY

Am I missing something or are you clinically retarded?

>>33592136
>food coma from girlscout cookies

i'm not sure that's even possible

>>33592666
did you even have to ask that question after reading his post?

>>33592686

The people in North Korea are basically starving, they could eat 3 cookies and pass out from too much sugar.

>>33592697
No... But I am still curious what led him to that belief or if this is some new sort of pseudo-trolling

>>33592666
All I can think of is that he's making some sort of joke that they'll claim far more than just the pacific ocean.

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>>33592625
>*kneels before grandfather's old steel pot helmet*
>"I will finish what you started"

Remove slant for grandpa, we're counting on you.

>>33592045
I hope you know the war never ended in the first place.

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>>33592587
>Then they'll hide in their mountains and do what they're best at. (starving to death)

If you're fighting against the US, that's a winning strategy.

>>33592927
at this point, I think it counts as real trolling.

>>33592045
The norks would probably defect the moment they entered a fully stocked grocery store.

>>33592587
A Zerg rush into the 'demilitarized' zone is suicide. N. Korea can't do much of anything without getting crushed.

We've actually never have been not at war with North Korea.

>>33592045
>What is your next move /k/?
What we should have done in the first place
>nucc

>>33592045
>We are at war with North Korea.
Technically, US never sighted a peace treaty with NK. US being assholes to NK even in times when they were ready for dialog. Looks like there was not a single NK-USA agreement that US didn't fucked up or tried to fuck up.

serious question: we know that if the situation escalates, the Norks likely have artillery aimed to reign down on Seoul and other important cities. My question is: What counter battery/counter artillery/anti missile systems does SK have in place? A highly developed early detection radar system near the DMZ? with a huge network of CIWS type systems, and anti rocket SAM type sites outside of major cities? or what? Surely they know that this is a very likely strategy by the Norks if things ever escalated - And i'm guessing they have put a shitload of effort into countering it. But with what exactly?

>>33596646
http://nautilus.org/napsnet/napsnet-special-reports/mind-the-gap-between-rhetoric-and-reality/

>>33592045
I pour all my savings into kimchi stock futures.

>>33592271

They won't. Norks have missiles with 60's tech. They will get shot down.

>>33592131
Than they can provide you with a latest model of potato

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>>33592045
>B-2s and B-52s
>lots

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>>33592217
>Rusty mags and tacticool chinese gloves you might get thrown in free in a large order from your local tacticool store.

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Corner the market on anti North Korea merchandise

Glass any City with greater than 10k in population.

Then let China deal with any humanitarian shit. If they had given a shit in the past they should have just annexed the best Korea and turned it into a resort Paradise for the party elite.

Glass the norks and if China gets uppity fuck em. Their military might be big but it's largely for show and hasn't really done shit since the 50's.

>>33592045
>All those fags saying glass North Korea
>Their governmental mismanagement has made it a home for plenty of resource exploitation because they've been too incompentent to do it themselves

Why do you think China supports them? Cheap resources until they get an excuse and the will to invade.

It's like hanging out with the dumb kid because he's got good pokemon cards and you keep trading shit cards with him because you're his only friend and he's afraid to lose you.

>>33592045
Funny thing

Trump has issued an order for the navy to make way to north korea waters

Look it up.

>>33593504
Underrated post.

>>33592045
>What is your next move /k/?

i would wait this motherfugger out...only been 64 years so far since the korean war went cold.

kim knows his time in power is short, so why not just let nature take its course
try not to provoke a desperate fool into action.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12716886

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>>33592077
Fpbp

>>33592539
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT THE LEMON ONES. I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT HERE

Wait for China and Russia to attack us while we are busy bombing NK.

>>33592045
recover the pueblo, then nuke 'em all

>>33598379
Ive heard they vary depending on location. Mine are sandwich cookies, but ive had some that are large and dipped in cream. Also ive had some that are plain looking and just taste lemonish

>>33598725
The kind I've always had were the Savannah smiles, they're kind of like a slightly lemon shortbread, pretty good. The ones you mentioned sounded choice though, like those lemon Oreo's? Muh dick

>>33598379

Come on Anon, everybody knows the lemon cookies are the worst ones.

>>33598807
Never in my days have I heard such shit taste. Those are fighting words, what's your favorite then huh you fuckin plebian

>>33598828
Samoas, like a normal person.

>>33598828
>what's your favorite then huh you fuckin plebian

Well, Tagalongs, of course - after all, I'm not a homo.

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>>33598840
>samoas
>normal

>>33598848
Everyone loves those but I just don't fuck with chocolate and peanut butter, it triggers me

>>33593504
This, but it was my dad. Dude still liked to fuck even into his old age. Actually, now that I think on it, he was pretty alpha.

>>33598840
Those are tasty, I concede that. But honestly, you're just lying to yourself if you think that thin mints aren't the #1 GOAT

>>33592189
>"lol just commit mass reprisals on civilians xD"
The civilized world doesn't do that. It's inhumane. Gas yourself, faggot.

>>33592045
nuke all of north korea
scorched earth

>>33598891
Thin mints only manage to be better than samoas if you take the time to freeze them; Otherwise, Samoas are better.

Also the lemon ones are seriously shit, they're just like, nilla wafers that taste like lemons.

>>33599437
Yeah man I fuckin love nilla wafers, I have serious GI issues so a lot of times I like something that's more mild, easier to eat, cause if I get any more skinny my family will never drop the holocaust jokes

>>33598771
Ohh yeah

>>33592045
We haven't been at peace with the Koreans , just ceased fire for a few decades

Seriously though, a war with best Korea would be easy
>nork army marches for a day with two hour stops every mile or so because they're impossibly malnourished
>praise a picture of Kim Jong as mandated for two hours as well
>listen to government mandated pop music for the duration of Kim Jong Praise Time
>suddenly, planes overhead
>fucking Americans dropping bombs I'll bet!
>ready to du-
>wait
>they're crates with...parachutes?
>one falls next to camp, Private Lowng Peen opens it
>it's full of burgers, porn mags and sodas
>note inside says "Come to America, we'll give you more than this for as long as you live ;-) -DJT
>all of the nork army defects while Kim has an aneurysm from the disroyarty

It's too easy

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>>33592131
Never buy anything containing Samsung software.
I never had problems with their hardware, their SSDs are awesome, but god help us if Samsung tries writing their own software for something.

>>33592045
>We are at war with North Korea. What is your next move?
Complete my education, and stop considering rotc.
If I can't find a job within 2-3 months after graduation, then I join army as CBRN or one of the petrol positions.
As far as I can figure, its the closest position to chemical engineering and would be most relevant to my desired career path.

For the Chinese, would it actually be a good idea for them to invade the Norks, dispose of Kim and his ilk, and set up a new Government that is more willing play ball? Beyond the desire to not have Sorks and US allies on their Manchurian border, it would be a chance to see how their Army does in the field, see what shit works, what doesn't, who their good commanders are, etc. Actual combat experience, even if it's against the shitty Nork Army is always good to have, and China has not had any in decades.

>>33601258
No. Any Chinese invasion would be met with an invasion by SK/USA on the southern and probably eastern border of NK, creating a smaller buffer state.

>>33598007
Reports that china has moved 150,000 troops to deal with a potential attack. Whether that means prevent NK from rushing into China or to defend NK who knows

Trump is readying an attack including spec ops. Knowing NK they may shoot off misses for their anniversary and if this happens we'll have to see what the next steps trump takes.

We might be preparing for war boys

NK is now promising a serious response to anything the US does. If Trump decides to shoot down the missles or a "limited attack" we are going into a full blown war within NK

>>33602435
What happens if the "limited attack" is restricted to preemptive strikes against NK artillery positions near the DMZ capable of hitting Seoul?

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>>33592045
Why do the SK guys stand there

>>33592131
I paid five bucks for a Samsung touchscreen from Kroger and it still works.

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Hop onto liveleak and watch the carnage unfold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXQlkpaC5k

>>33592045
Time to go cut down some trees.

>>33592045
Go over to /pol/ and spam Ron Paul memes.

I would darken the sky with a network of drones that provide free unsecured wifi to every NK civillian.

>>33592045
Buy oil stock.

>>33597799
so uh. what am I lookin at here?

>>33598807
bruh, you're thinking of Trefoils

It's crazy that the first Korean War was US/SK/etc. vs NK/China yet the second Korean War is shaping up to be US/China/SK/allies vs NK.

>>33603886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjYhl-Ud8ok

>>33592136
>that pic
hearty kek

>>33592230
Remember that satellite they put in orbit? Yeah, EMP. Kim doesn't fuck around.

Real easy way to solve the problem with NK

Just drop a shit load of food all over the country and make sure to cover the crates with either a US flag or an emblem

>>33599376
>The civilized world doesn't do that
How's life in that ivory tower? Are you enjoying your tenure? Nice benefits I bet.

After 9/11 EVERYONE wanted to GLASS the ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST. We didn't even need to know where it was on a map.

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>>33592045
Enlist.

>>33592222
>implying asians want to be anywhere near mudslimes
Lol

>>33592131
>made my cellphone
Mad about a cellphone.
cuck spotted.

>>33592084
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident

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>everyone itt
>not getting ready to fight some norks and kidnap their women

>>33605792
I can't wait to take some north korean qts as spoils of war and rape their brains out with my bwc

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>>33605821
>implying you would even have to rape them

git gud

>>33604585
The average morning routine of a San Franciscan.

>>33592045
>"It ain't me" starts playing