/k/ Webm thread because I never see any

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post waifus!

What I hate most about this is that you nerds really think this is how a knife fight would go down.

>>33591102
>>33591129
this is how a knife fight would go down

>>33591129
What I hate most about this is you really think you know how a knife fight goes down.

>>33591152
I carried a box cutter in high school?

>>33591102
one of the best arguments for the second amendment and the extermination niggers

>>33591165
2edgy4me

>>33591210
who are these operators?

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>>33591243
Russian Police

>>33591129
That's FMA flow drilling, the intention isn't to simulate how a knife fight goes down it's to build muscle memory and coordination.

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>>33591286
this. thats why i train

>>33591337
what.

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>>33591408
remember, vehicles are a weapon. take defensive driving training

>>33591337
wtf, man??

>>33591459
this video confuses me greatly
was she looking down at her phone? is she legally blind? she doesn't try to jerk the wheel, slow down, stop, anything, just plows right into the guy's car.

>>33591459
>Not even wearing a seat belt
I sure hope that cunt broke her neck and learned a valuable lesson.

>>33591522
She definitely doesn't have her right hand on the wheel. She's probably texting and driving.

>>33591278
context of this .gif? undercover guy luring in gangsters for sting?

>>33591117
jesus christ, can i get some context?

>>33591278

Can I get some context on this one?

>>33591533
i think you're right. it's hard to tell because her face looks like a blob but there are two darker squares that seem to be looking down and to the left (her right).

>>33591565
This article sums up the webm. It's from 2015 but it's still highly relevant as this shit doesn't seem to be ending until all farmers are dead.
http://www.rense.com/general25/wfrm.htm

>>33591278
I find it ironic that the guy who is unarmed gets ventilated and the guy with a gun just gets clobbered over the head

>>33591590
>Jeff Rense

kek, nice try

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>>33591092
you're going to want to get a truck for those SHTF situations. functional and performance ready.

>>33591635
story?

>>33591581
>>33591536
guy in bath robe is a cop

the thugs are kidnapper

they are firing blank

>>33591606
blanks nigga

>>33591635

That dude's aim is on the next level of bad

Too bad for him the police isn't

>>33591635
"Welcome to Chicago"

>>33591614
not him, but if you dont believe that south african whites are being murdered,raped, ect in the name of genocide, youre blind.

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>>33591114
*teleports behind you*

>>33591635
>he dindu nuffin
>he waz tryna get to church to study foh his STD's

>>33591669
It was rubber last I heard. Would make sense since he looks like he got fucked up, but not fucked-fucked up.

>>33591651
nigga blatted another nigga then got lit up by conveniently close by cops. gang related, don't have link but remember the story.

>>33591823
It's not like the story matters. One less hood rat is always an improvement.

>>33591651
Melanin-enriched gentleman acts according to his ancestral culture, social darwinism catches up to him in the form of outstanding police marksmanship. The end.

>>33591651
niggers in chicago everyday behavior. come to /pol/ for the CPD threads. all we do is listen to chicago PD police dispactch.

>you have a 90% chance of getting away with murder by firearm in chicago, they have a 10% clearance rate for firearm related homicides

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>>33591858
What he meant was, this poor young lad who had just received a scholarship was on his way home from bible study to bring his sick little sister some skittles and a puppy when he was ruthlessly gunned down by neo-nazi law enforcement officers who were members of the local klu klux klan with high capacity assault machine pistols.

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>>33591909
Jesus fuck

>>33591102
disgusting brazilian piece of shit. people convicted of crimes there should be executed, plain and simple

>>33591909
rip horse

>>33591908

That's so cringy

>>33591932
*ripped horse

>>33591129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37XiSn81oFw

this every time, no karate knife skills, just someone trying to fucking kill you.

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>>33591948

>>33591635
Wow a security camera where you can actually see shit in some level of detail.

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>>33591908

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>>33591635
wtf did that street ever do to him

>>33591163
the good guys won :)

>>33591278
I'm pretty sure they just got blasted with blanks for a stunning effect

>>33591727
wtf is the science behind this

>>33592026
why is the barrel so retarded

>>33591993

we need more of this

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>>33591948

>>33592095
>"What happened to the American Dream?" It came true! You're lookin' at it.

>>33591925
That might be the greatest thing I've ever seen

>>33591930
The stabber was brazillian? That didn't happen in a different country, did it?

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>>33591993
Pic very much related
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33591102
I'm surprised. He maintained good control of the knife for longer than most. If he had a little training he might have made it. It's a shame, really.

>>33592042
Maybe hydrofoils

>>33592042
>>33592215
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_effect_(aerodynamics)

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A Classic

>>33592303
>give your life in a kamikaze attack
>miss
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

>>33592366
game?

>>33591129
A knife fight goes down like this.
>redguard pulls knife
>you pull knife
>redguard tackles
>you both proceed to stab eachother
>redguard aims for stomach because he shanked a bitch
>you aim for armpits because you watch deadliest warrior or some shit 5 years ago
>you both end up dead

>>33591102
story?

>>33591766
Imagine her giving a reacharound

>>33591635
And special ed probably leaked those officer names to the community groups and had them fired

>>33592463
>redguard
This made me incredibly happy. It's been a while since I've seen them called redguards.

>>33591948
Imagine how abd it would of been if he actually split the log.

>>33592398
DCS

>>33591674
Watch the video again. The cops start shooting as soon as he raises his pistol. It takes until he is done shooting and turns around to walk to drop him.

They're both on separate levels of bad. The cops are just slightly less bad and had more guns.

>>33591674
>>33592584
Actually, it might be the driver's aim that is bad. As soon as his partner shoots, the guy drops.

>>33592398
DCS

>>33591278
All the police in this video are so tall.

They are big guys

>>33592688

>produced by Steven "Shaky Cam" Spielberg

all memes aside, that's intense

>>33592043
I assume the asstarded angle helps the rounds feed correctly.

>>33591892
Peace on Earth fukk yeah.

>>33592688
Is this the RL version of Ghost Recon: Wildlands?

>>33591092
gay

>>33591961
>/k/ goes for a walk

>>33591635
what gun is the nice young man using?

>>33592730
>>33592821

Full Op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHS76xxftj8

>>33592528
what the fuck is that show?

>>33592941
1998 film Savior. It's breddy gud if you're into Bosnian War stuff

/r/ing some videos of justice. Dumb thugs/robbers/would be murderers etc getting what's coming to them.

>>33591908

Damn, was really hoping it would go off right in front of her face and scare the shit out of her.

>>33592517
Store robbery with a knife. Owner lost and died.

>>33591961
GG is that you?

>>33593154
>Jerry Miculek will die in your lifetime

>>33592605
I'd say the passenger is just really good. Cop was magdumping at a guy like 30 feet away and shooting pistols is hard enough as it is.

>>33593186
there's only one way to change that.

>>33593186
>implying im not 87

>>33591152
>Implying you also know hoe a knife fight goes down.

No, you're right. Noone takes it to the ground and they take turns being homosexuals.

>>33593214
Tell us Korean War stories
Nobody ever talks about that conflict

>>33593214
You will die in Jerry's lifetime.

>>33591635
>>33591651
Man who happens to be black is attacked while trying to escape (duty to retreat fulfilled - he attempted to retreat but couldn't).

As a last resort, he fires at his attacker as literally any good member of /k/ would.

His only flaw was not noticing the cops were right there and only saw him pull a gun. Well that and being a limp-wristing faggot, but I'll be honest, most people are gonna be disoriented and freaked out in a self-defense situation. So he should've trained.

>>33591993
Why are these fucking idiots running across open field?

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>shellshock

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you guys train the martial arts, yes?

>>33592095
How did this dude even get caught alone?

>>33591635
The cop driving fucking sucks at shooting.

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>9mm

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>>33593158

>>33593255
>taking a shit near-naked as is your custom
>hear nogs bust in
>hear mummy crying
>the tendies are going to be late
>NOTTODAY.REE
>engage in decisive violence of action with half a log hanging out of your ass
>nogs flee into the afternoon
That's worth 10 Good Boy Points at least.

>>33591565
The Last Samurai

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>>33593255

>>33593145
Only one of them had the mental capacity to fucking understand jumping jacks. And we expect these inbreeds to run a country.

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>>33593255
fucking niggers

>>33593350
Underrated

>>33593275
I thought he gave her a bowl of eggs, not scrambled?

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>>33593353

>>33591635
Chicago, Chicago! That toddling town!

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>>33593403

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>>33593418
i could watch george lucas defend his gun store from thugs all day

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>>33593418
Those fuckers deserve it for being stupid enough to rob a gun store.

Note how the store owner (bottom right) moves behind a dense safe (out of frame) to pull his gun out before engaging from behind cover. The other guy was smart enough to just hit the deck.

>>33591909
My God.

>>33591925
Put it in a dirty city can it could be from some Cyberpunk thing.

>>33593437
FAKE AND GAAAAY

>>33593275
gonna need some context here, friendos

>>33593309

I really hope he's not a spokesperson for that body armor because he looks fucking stupid with those cringey tats.

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>>33593361
What the fuck is that thing cause it is god damned terrifying and I need to know what to avoid

>>33593437
Gun store in Wisconsin just got robbed, like, yesterday. Don't know how they pulled that one off.

>>33591959
>33591959
I've sen knife fights, and I've been attacked with a knife by a drunk. It really all depends. It's a luck of the draw.
You might have someone scared shitless of the situation, you might have a maniac or a total drunk.

My buddy got totally blackout drunk and pulled out a knife waving it in some guys driveway years ago. He was foaming at the moment. The neighbor was an old dude so he said to just get him out, when I went to talk to my buddy he lunged with the knife.
Granted he had alcohol poisoning so I was able to drop him pretty fast.
I've seen a situation where two dudes with knives just jumped at each other slashing. Clearly no heart in getting cut.
And I know a guy who got stabbed 18 times and barely survived.

>>33591526
I just hope she died...

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>>33593473

>>33591961
>such is life in the zone

>>33593403

Damn, straight through the neck.
I love how in every one of these videos the guy's friend just leaves him.

>>33591565
Clearing out a bunch of cultists in the Phillipines.

They put on amulets that blessed them with magics that rendered them bullet-proof and then charged police with machetes.

>>33592095
>*clanking intensifies*

>>33591337

I hate bike fags and that would make me mad as hell.

That's like felony level negligence

>>33592463
Hello oldfriend

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>>33591908
I actually got really uncomfortable. And not in a good way.

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>>33591991

>that unkept watch strap

>>33593472

cite your sources or fuck off

>>33593481
Robbers probably got in an pulled before the owners and employees could, so they let them rob them instead of risking getting ventilated.

>>33593625

are you fucking retarded look how the guy falls he gets shot in his face and then stumbles around like a mortal combat character before falling to the ground dead but not before he softens his fall by rolling his body back and putting his hand out.

>>33593475
Moray eel

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this is a dog only board

>>33593664
Fucking seeing red now

>>33593418
I just realized the Robber was dual-wielding handguns

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>>33591993
>watching those limbs go flying

Beautiful.

>>33593361
>>33593475
Do you really find it terrifying? My first reaction was to laugh. It looks like it's awkwardly smiling because it wasn't expecting guests.

>>33592684
UUUU

>>33593474
picture this bud, in 15 years literally half of professional positions will be tatted up hipsters

>>33593664
Death to people who abuse animals. That's some high grade sociopath shit right there.

>>33591909
To be honest I don't see the point of this shit either. That's straight up cruel. I'm fine watching videos of muggers being killed and the like because they're adults who made their choice and chose to hurt people. Animals literally dindu nuffin.

>>33593664
literally fuck nigs

>>33593139
Context?

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>>33593701
Everything in the ocean is creepy or downright terrifying.

>>33593625
Don't need any. The clip obviously fake. from the video quality, the the struggle, to the blood spatter, and even the way he falls are all wrong looking for a real shooting. it's also common knowledge on K that that clip is fake, it pops up probably once a week.... just go ahead and try to find any indication of it being real.

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Average airshit player.

>>33593664
nigga moment
A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.

>>33593736
>sunfish
>terrifying

>>33592095
>godmode unlocked

>>33593782
Someone should roll up to a 3-Gun match like that.

>>33592095
>doom.exe

>>33593796
They can get yuge and are oddly shaped. I know if I were out innaocean and one snuck up on me I might die of a heart attack.

>>33593625
>You must be 18+ to post on this website

>>33592463
>never shoulda come here

>>33593733
Britain was having issues with landing jets on carriers after WWII. IIRC the problem was that they were having trouble making landing gear that would allow them to come down hard enough to stop in time, so one solution they tested was carrier decks made of rubber, to both provide enough friction to stop the plane and enough bounce to not destroy the plane when they hit it

>>33591165
Cool???
If it's a dick measuring contest I ankle carried a 4.5" blade folder in HS

>>33593176
So I guess it's not a good home defense option.

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>>33593967

>>33593842
Why is he still getting hired? Or did he direct this himself?

>>33593967
You can defend your whole street from simultaneous invasion.

>>33593554
Looked like a brain stem shot to me. Dude was dead before he hit the ground.

>>33593743
>>33593472
k
11alive.com/news/local/gun-shop-owner-who-shot-killed-robbery-suspect-i-had-no-other-choice/378870880

>>33594145
they were referring to the webm in >>33593437

>>33593183
DEJA VU

>>33594168
Shit, yep. I'm an idiot.

>>33592571
>he

>>33593796
It is for Boston
https://youtu.be/P8Vjd_hdYYw

>>33592026
that whole channel is so orgasmic

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I'm on a phone so no webms

>>33593475
It's just Darkstalker Kaathe, it's fine.

>>33591925
Is that Big La and Stitches?

>>33591165
>>33593962
I carried a literal 20oz framing hammer.

OPENLY.

Rural american vocational school alongside the highschool, no heads were turned. Hell, I had a boxcutter too.

>>33593186
Not if I kill myself first.

Not a webm but I think you guys will enjoy this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHK41COLq6Y

>>33594678
Those are some lewd moans.

>>33592303
what movie would give me the feels that his webm does

>>33593309
Now that's a fucking product demonstration.

>>33595119
>>33595105
There had to be friendly fire from all that.

>>33595309
Sure, but as King Edward i says in Braveheart, "but we'll hit theirs as well"

>>33593792
>otherwise rational

no.

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>>33595309
Fleet defense fighters were probably stationed on picket, out of range of friendly guns, and pilots were probably aware of the risk. But you're probably right, it's quite possible a few pilots got too zealous and chased hostile aircraft right into friendly AAA.

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>>33592303
fuck mane,

we need this

CLOVERFIELD style WWII!?!?!?!!?

>>33593145
That guy third from the right gets me every fucking time.

>>33595570

>doesn't know how to load a nugget
Sad!

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>>33595570
>mfw no stripper clips for my Mauser.

>>33593967
>Shot instantly detonates your windows, all your neighbors windows, your own eardrums, turns tyrone into a fine burning vapor, passes through your car, your neighbors car, your neighbors house, the house behind his house, etc, etc, etc.

>>33595570
what was that last one?

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>>33595649
>Manage to kill the Assblaster that was a half mile away.
God bless America.

>>33594048
And kill all of them in the process.

Mission accomplished. I didn't like my neighbors anyway

>>33591129
no, because there would be two sounds
the sound of my pistol going off and the sound of the assailant's dead body slamming onto the floor

>>33591766
>spinning around with a knife on wood floors with socks on
lel

>>33593716
Like 60% of non-white people are like that, a good 40% of whites too.

>>33595444
That's not fucking ISIS you cock bag. That's shit from Syria from their "arab spring" if I remember correctly.

>>33593686
That's what fucked him, honestly. You can see him take his attention off the old man as he fumbles while unholstering his second problem solver.

Well that and trying to rob a fucking gun store.

>>33595650
Fucking lel

>>33595668

Looks like a mannlicher style rifle to me.

>>33595444
That's Bahraini MOI getting cooked on the Khalifa bin Salman freeway, 2011

source: was there

>>33595444

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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COBRA~!!!

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>>33595790

AMERICA~!!!!

>>33592042
Wing in ground effect.
Pressure difference causes lift, that close to the ground you have ultra high pressure due to compression of air between lower wing surface and ground: far greater lift due to this.

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>>33591948

>>33592043
Jatimatic. Supposedly by having the bolt axis askew to the barrel axis it acts to delay the bolt from opening somewhat and also reduces muzzle rise. Supposedly.

>>33591163
I laughed so hard at this.

>>33592303
Look at the quality, look at the horizontal filming, look at the focusing.

60 YEAR LATER, people with super high tech gadgets that film 60fps in 1080p can do as good of a job.

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>>33591991
>9mm x 22R
Is this chinkspeak for .38 Special?

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South Africa miners rebellion. Where hundreds of innocent South African miner were massacred by South Africa Police Pigs working for their White Master.

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>>33591459
Literally all the women I know are bad drivers and vice versa, including my mother.

>>33593139
>>33593920
>carrier decks made of rubber, to both provide enough friction to stop the plane and enough bounce to not destroy the plane when they hit it
Looks like it works. Why did they abandon the idea? Wet rubber being slippery?

>>33595845
probably
it also probably wore down really fucking fast

>>33591908
Isn't that a prop?

>>33591766
why are knive fags such faggots?

>>33593275
I'm gonna fap to all the imaginary horrible things they did together last night

>>33595833
Please tell me the way they deal with a frantic hostages is to knock them out with punches.

>>33593353

I like how they start running away before they can see the gun.

just because he's not afraid - and is pulling something...

>>33594527

>tomcats escorting a bear
bizzare, but awesome, world

>>33591727
That would actually fuck shit up considering the mobility and the payload its carrying.
God damn.

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>>33592926
Sweet Jesus

>>33595668
M1870 vetterly

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>>33595834
>tfw the Matrian was mastered in 2K witch digital cameras while old 35mm can do 8K no sweat.

>>33595825
Fucking pocket sand.

>>33593255
Someone post the pasta where the guy wakes up to being robed and runs out his house with a gun within milliseconds.

>>33595841
No, it's underpowered nip cartridge...

More underpowered than .38 Spl.

>>33595834
That's because film generally has pretty good quality, and modern film can hold 8k+ resolution.

>>33595570
dust cover and mum on the t99
hhnnngggg

>>33595912
Were they shooting puffs of air?

>>33594527
Wait, that the fuck? Is it a fucking Tomcat?

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>>33596032
Iranian.

>>33596038
>Tomcat escorting Bear

Are we living in Ace Combat universe?

>>33592112
>>33591931

What's the story behind these?

>>33591590
>looks at home page

It's like /pol/, but overdosed on an entire bottle of redpill

>>33596038
>>33596049
For some reason I so happy seeing this.

Imagine, those planes was rusting almost for 30 years and was about to send for scrap.

>>33592183
underrated post

>>33594170
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>33594219
get a better phone then.

>>33591163
>break window
>door was unlocked
???

>>33593129
where was it

>>33596135
>not abusing your power
pussy

>>33594678
there has to be some story behind this

>>33595825
>remove log from mate
>"please wake up!"
>put log back over him and leave
kek

>>33595842
>charging at police
>innocent
really activates my almonds

>>33596086
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout

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>>33596086
i think an old bank robbery or something

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>>33596353
anon what are you even trying to say with that image

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>>33593967
>be american
>Trump removes all gun control
>BAE Systems offers Rail Gun Silver Package for home defense.
>250K USD
>3.5k USD MACE rounds also available.
>GE offers joint package FUSION 2 reactor to power the rail gun that fits in your average American basement.
>1.5 million USD
>Ford offers 3 layer Chobham armor reinforced with tungsten carbide nanotubes for your walls in case your neighbor has to use his rail defense system.
>450K
>Luckily Trump built that wall, took the oil, and anally raped Xi, so you have the money to afford these Patriotic Defences.
>Russian exports allowed so you have an Ak-107 under your pillow so you can put a hole in each eye when that dindu breaks in assuming the rail gun doesn't vaporize him.

>>33591925
I fucking hate Stitches. He's the epitome of a wigger.

>>33591908
>starts off quasi-cute
>notice proper TD - am impressed
>points gun at own face
>finger on trigger

>>33593474
he looks cooler than you ever will

>>33591102
Does anyone have a link for this one?

>>33593484
I've had to deal with a super hyper kid only a few years younger than me when I was 15 playing around trying to cut and stab me with a knife (son of a friend of my dad when we were younger until after that day)

This kid was so freaking retarded I thought he was legit trying to kill me or something but my dad taught me martial arts (he beat the shit out of a couple black belts back in mexico and was a red belt in taekwondo) and he was especially good at dealing with armed opponents so I knew how to deal with him.

The trick is to imagine that both their hands will kill you the second either one makes contact with you and then just hit their arms away as good as you can before going for the kick to try knocking them down (follow through with punches/kicks until downed). At which point you immediately finish them off. stomp on their arms and wrists until they drop the knife. spooky as fuck.

>>33595875
Is your hostage hysterical? Punch them in the face and throw them out a window!

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>>33596135
>You see Ivan, when you brek window when door open. You are using less obvious way of engage. Enemy is be confused than and you have tactical advantage.

>>33595444
1 guy with a decent semi-auto rifle could've stopped that so easily. fucking gun control

>>33591909
man that was just fucked up

this is so stupid

>>33593967
no it would be great at defending against homes

>>33595650
What is this from?

>>33598405
Gunsmith Cats