What's the first thing you grab in an HD scenario /k/?

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>>33583325
pic

>>33583325
>What's the first thing you grab in an HD scenario /k/?
My rifle.

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>>33583325

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This.

>>33583423
...do you live in a motel?

I don't have a wife anon. I would let them take my tv and go back to sleep. Why would they want to escalate the situation and commit violent crimes on top of their robbery?

There's a beer bottle on my desk I could defend myself with though.

>>33583432

Yes!

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>>33583325
Loaded with 24 minishells. Bad times ahead friend.

>>33583466
Living in hotels is cool, living in motels is trashy.

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Givem the ol right arm m8

I invite the intruder into the living room for coffee and maybe a cigar as we have a chat about his life decisions and how he can better himself and become a more productive person.

>>33583377
figured you'd just talk them down in spanish.

>>33583601
I'd break in all the time for free drinks and cigars.

You got any cohibas?

>>33583601
Let's be friends.

>>33583325
some anons here are fine with strangers having their wives. this is the millenial generation after all

>>33583325
Flip a coin
If heads, use my 10 years of special forces experience to beat the shit out of him
If tails, use my 10 years of special forces experience to beat the shit out of him
Endgame victor= me
Adios mike foxtrot

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Id tackle him while naked then kill him with pic related

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>>33583325

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who disturbs my slumber

>>33583613
TRANQUILO PAPI, TRANQUILO

>>33583684
has Call of Duty really been around 10 years already.... Time flies when you're a faggot

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Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

I should really buy a HD shotgun, but in the meantime I'd rather shoot them with this than blow out my eardrums using the mosin.

Am I the only one here that had a gun stashed away in every room?

I had a shotgun in the living room (plus glock 26 that I carry around when I'm outside) and a couple of my old gun/gun that I bought on a whim and ended up not using it often (glock 17,s&w revolver and several p3at)

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>>33584528
Hey buddy if I had the money and the arsenal I would.

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>>33583601
>Police get called to respond to a burglar entering someone's house at 9 in the evening
>A squad car shows up and the officers exit with guns drawn, ready to fuck shit up
>They bust down the front door, fully expecting resistance so they can put this scumbag in the fucking ground for trying to steal shit and maybe rape a woman or 2
>Instead, they find 2 men sitting in armchairs, one wearing all black and a ski mask, and the other in nothing but his underwear
>They're both smoking cigars and drinking coffee while discussing the finer points of media bias towards blacks and whites and the lack of opportunities one has when growing up in the ghetto
>One of the men offers the officers coffee and asks what their stance is on the Black Lives Matter movement
>An hour later and the 4 of them decide to go to the store to pick up more coffee and maybe get something to eat on the way back
>They all decide to stay the night, where they proceed to play video games and shitpost on a Vietnamese ammunition reloading website into the wee hours of the morning

my phone to call the police and wait patiently until they come to lay down the law. I wouldn't want to hurt the intruder or anything

>>33584470
It's 14, which makes it older than the average 4chan user

>>33583325
Dude, an AR-15? That's unfair to the intruder.

>>33583601
*tips ski mask*

>>33583325
I don't have any things or a wife, he's just gonna have to rape me and like it.

>>33583490
KSG reliably cycles mini shells?
Furthermore... where can you still even find minishells?