>eats ur chickens

File: 4089c385ac5ead4ca768645854a1d3b9.jpg (63KB, 620x418px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 620x418px

>buys gator

File: top10animebetrayals.jpg (108KB, 1200x627px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1200x627px

>>33578922

>>33578914
>sets up net trap.
>*pooch screeching*
thetimehascome.png
>go outside and unvail piranha tank
>throw net in tank
>?????
>profit

>>33578914
>You step in a trap
>You try to pull your paw out, but can't manage it
>Morning comes
>Some whoman in Slavic military surplus approaches
>You growls, trying to back away
>Cheeki breeki whoman crouches
>"Be of rememberings this day, Comrade Coyote."
>he pulls out a spray can
>he sprays hot pink paint all over your fur, then waits until it dries
>whoman lets you go
>other coyotes call you a faggot
>You walk out in front of a semi, getting sweet relief from the horrors of hot pink paint.

>>33578914
Ate my favorite barn cat too when she hurt her leg. Will shoot on sight, canine family be damned.

Does anyone have that POV video of the dog being hunted and killed by wolves?

>>33578914
I moved to rural South Carolina later last year and I have already killed like 15-20 of these fuckers, they're assholes. .357 Mag Winchester stronk

>nothing personal, kid

>>33579097
*teleports behind your hennery*

>>33578914

To be honest, chicken are bunch of assholes themselves

https://youtu.be/10DqIZoF_DY

>being a farmer in 2017

>>33579366
>Live inna orchard
>Shoot whenever the fuck i want
>Work whenever the fuck i want
>Whenever i hear a vehicle i immediately grab my 'special K problem solver'
Why the fuck would you want to live anywhere else?

>>33579366
Fresh veggies, whole milk, and free range chicken/pasture-fed beef are amazing though. Someone has to grow them.

>>33579392
Restaurants, coffee shops, pubs, art groups, live music, etc.

I'm not saying I couldn't do it in the country, but I'd need a pretty damn diverse town of 60,000 people within 30 minutes drive.

>>33579392

>30+ min drive from anywhere
>nothing but rural shit around
>shitty roads
>have to do farmwork
>nothing but rural basic bitch chicks everywhere, the worst kind of basic bitch

File: Does a Body Good.jpg (449KB, 2123x1613px) Image search: [Google]

449KB, 2123x1613px

>Sits on entire coyote population, rendering it extinct 5ever

>>33578914
I will find the alpha female and fuck it in front of the male.

File: 1402755186983.png (238KB, 931x691px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 931x691px

>>33579678

>>33578986
11/10

>>33579336

I was the first person to vote on that video.

I down voted.

>>33579547
B R E H S

>>33579083
Did you eat them?

>>33578914
>eats a 12 gauge

>>33579366
Eat a dick ho. I'd rather be a farmer than any other slave.

>>33579366
you don't have to be a farmer to have chickens

srs question. how does .22LR out of say an M&P rifle do for coyote removal? any good?

>>33580193
Nope. Hell no.

You need at least a hot loaded 9mm fired from a carbine to guarantee a kill.

You're not gonna see a coyote hanging around when you're trying to come close to 20,25 yards

>>33580193
why did you buy the .22 AR when the 5.56 AR is only 500 dollars is my question

>>33578922
he looks so happy to be cuddling with steve irwin

File: 16142333_1122147381264160_5296786436612365522_n.jpg (108KB, 576x576px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 576x576px

>>33579366
>not having a small coop of hens to lay your breakfast of gains every morning

eat big get big c'mon

>>33580505
i have both an AR and the .22 M&P, friendo.
>>33580474
Obvs it wouldn't be my first choice for larger creatures, Just have heard different things about what size beasts and vermins 22 can remove etc, wanted to hear your guys thoughts.

>>33580193
depends on range and where you hit them. Really id consider .22 mag to be the minimum though. Personally at that point id just say fuck it and use it as an excuse to buy an AR in 5.56

File: A dingo with dinglers and dengerinos.jpg (2MB, 2682x1783px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2682x1783px

>*eats your baby*

>>33578986
That went in an unexpected direction.

>>33578922
>>33578948
I think there is something seriously wrong with those dogs...

File: joeR.jpg (50KB, 746x395px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 746x395px

When coyotes howl they are actually doing a roll call. When a coyote doesn't answer back the females pump out more pups than usual. At least that's what this dirty hippy was saying on Joe Rogan.

>>33582257
I think that's cats.

The cliche goes that if you call a dog, it comes, if you call a cat, it answers.

>>33582268
>I think that's cats.
No it was Coyotes. The dirty hippy was supposedly an authority on Coyotes. Must be fun taking the taxpayers money to study pests.

>>33578914
Since we're having a coyote thread, question. Ca-yote or Coy-yo-tee?

>>33582340
I always thought it was pronounced "C-oh-y-oh-t", til I heard a Texan say "C-ah-yoh-tee"

>>33580557
I've shot opossum and nutria with .22 and these fuckers will only go down after the third shot or so unless it's a clean headshot

>>33582299
They keep the deer from overgrazing and eating all the saplings.

Or some shit like that.

I respect hippies who are actual scientists instead of just smoking pot and hanging around.

File: IMG_0799.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4032x3024px

>he doesn't lay on his couch streaming his scope to his iPad

>>33582401
>They keep the deer from overgrazing and eating all the saplings.
So do I.

>>33578914
>SUPERfast_yote_running_at_incredible_Hihg_speed

>>33579547
Looks like some of the Hispanic bitches I see here in D.C.

File: Aleja.jpg (280KB, 1297x1305px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 1297x1305px

>>33582268
If you cum on a dog, it cums, if you cum on a cat, it hiss at penis.

>>33578914
Would emus chase away coyotes so they don't eat my chickens?

File: 1481778459172.jpg (67KB, 500x315px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 500x315px

>>33583404
>Spend thousands of dollars to solve a problem a $0.45 bullet could solve

Emus stink and are giant bird assholes

File: IMG_6002.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>33584952
Emus really aren't that expensive, the problem is they make an obnoxious thumping noise like delinquents with loud bass speakers in their cars all goddam day

>>33579700
hearty keks

File: FullSizeRender (8).jpg (160KB, 530x706px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 530x706px

Pfft nothing personal Pupper.

>>33586588
RIP doggo

>>33579366
>implying farming isn't a respectable profession

>>33579366
I have chickens in my back yard and we aren't zoned for livestock in my city

>>33580557
Ya, nah. Fivefighsix for coyote, the rimfire just gonna piss him off and guarantee you no clean follow up. Unless your on top of em and you prolly not gonna b. Sevensixtoo mobetta. One shot, one drop. Bish ass coyotes. Pfffft.

>>33586588
Good job. Careful for that patty, anon.

>>33579423
>caring about any of that
>especially the coffee shops
What kind of a fucking hipster faggot are you that you drink coffee from coffee shops?
For christs sakes, a decent espresso machine runs about 200 bucks, just get one of those and stop drinking Starbucks' poor, sugar-laden, burned excuse for "coffee".
Literally the only problem with living out in the country as a farmer or just a rural hick is the fact that it's a bitch to get decent internet.

>>33579423
You're a different kind of a guy from most anons. Take that as you will.

>>33579366
It's a pretty good business actually. Not a whole lot of people in it anymore (thank god), and if you got enough fertile land you can make a pretty penny and get your kids into college.

>>33579366
> not being a farmer in 2017

>>33579423
what is a metrosexual like you doing on /k/

>>33583273
thanks op

>>33587768
> Decent internet
Forgot that, but that is a big one.

> Espresso machine runs 200 bucks
Not any one you'd want to own, and you just like rifle/glass, you'll spend the same amount again on a good grinder.

I own both, but I still enjoy a coffee shop. You never meet your friends, get hopped on caffeine, and start discussing the merits of domino theory in East Asia, as well as South America? Or at least low hanging fruit like which is the best whitetail rifle/cartridge combo?

I can't be the only one.

>>33589226
You got to shave your pubes for that though, right? If so, I'm right out. That's got to itch.

>>33579423
How is taking dick going for you?

Do you ever have incontinence problems?

>>33579366
I work as a doctor and yet have small garden of veggies in my house yard.
Dumb nigger

>>33589745
>shave
>not wax
>not maintaining decent body hygiene down there
shaving your pubes/asshair aint gay or metrosexual, its just fucking hygienic

>>33589942
I foresee this thread going places.

>>33579488
>have to do farmwork
Cash rent nigga.
-guaranteed income regardless of yield
-zero maintenance cost
-only upkeep cost is property taxes
-retain all rights
-retain all government farming benefits
-dont need crop insurance

>>33582401
And they eat all the foxes/raccoons/possums/quail/pheasants/doves/[everything else that breathes that's smaller than them] as well as the deer.

Which totally fucks the ecosystem.

>>33582257
Joe is just salty because a yote taught his dog to eat chickens.

File: image.jpg (108KB, 500x736px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 500x736px

>>33579488
>not wanting to grow up on a farm
>not having qt3.14 girl next door/tomboy childhood friend
>not wanting to go through awkward teen years and fooling around down by the creek
>not making her your wife later on

What are you? A fag?

>>33579700
Rood dood

>>33578922
man, it still hurts
t. australian

>>33579700
>4chan plays matchmaker

>>33579014
Holy shit that sounds intense.

File: Emu War.jpg (23KB, 320x352px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 320x352px

>>33584952
>he thinks a few bullets can take down an emu squad

>>33590366
>/k/ommando gives a bunny a cuck fetish

>>33590399
> Not realizing you just had to put a $ sign on them.

"The bounty system that had been instigated in 1923 was continued, and this proved to be effective: 57,034 bounties were claimed over a six-month period in 1934."

>.177 pellet to the dick.

>>33579366
Where do you think your food comes from?

>>33580474
Why would you get that close? Good shooters can do 1 moa at 100 yards with a quality pellet gun.

>>33586658
My neighbors have illegal horses.

>>33589226
Don't knock our komrades from Pink Pistols.

File: 1487558944560.gif (800KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

800KB, 500x500px

>>33578986

>>33579366
He may be a chicken farmer, yet somehow you managed to have more cocks in your mouth than him.

>>33579423
I live in a city. 30 minutes outside of Boston. I'm in a very dense state but a 30 minute drive West and I'm in farm country. You can have it all friendo.

>>33578991
only thing worse than dog people is cat people.

>>33592595
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

File: rockwell.jpg (3MB, 1569x2001px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1569x2001px

>>33589773
>>33592509

> Anon asks for iota of culture you can find in many towns across a country of choosing in Europe
> He must be a homosexual

None of you are the men Aaron Copeland had in mind when he wrote "Fanfare for the Common Man".

>>33592595
Fred Fucking Savage

>>33579423
you seem to have visited 4channel.net when you actually meant to visit reddit.com
common mistake

>>33578914
>raising chickens

>>33579083
SCfag here. What part did you move to

>>33584981
I'm kekking at delinquent emus
I'm also kekking at Australians

>>33590146
>garlic
>50-75 cents each

WHICH IS IT

>>33590340
i know man, i fuckin cried.

he was like my hero as a kid....

t. american

File: 1480887055253.jpg (187KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 750x1334px

>>33579700

File: 1490813038703.jpg (12KB, 359x357px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 359x357px

>>33579366
Filthy dumb city boy scum.

>>33594417
Depends on the size of the cloves autist

File: tanks1[1].jpg (19KB, 316x238px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 316x238px

>>33578914
>calls the ATF and tell them about a gathering of wild dogs initiating Santería cult rituals

>>33593815
> He doesn't recycle 4chan bon mots for upvotes or whatever fucking made up social currency they use

>>33578914
I always leave the deformed and sickly far from the others for the wild to consume. Coyote a cute.

>>33582340
Georgiafag, we say kye-oh-tee.

>>33582368
Kai-oat if you're from the southwest. Kai-o-tee nearly anywhere else. Kai-o-tay if you speak Spanish or you want to sound pretentious.

>>33596337
Please rename that file, those are Bradleys and an M88.

>>33578976
There was this one story of an Australia who got bit like 10 times in bed by an ultra poisonous snake
He owned a croc farm, the bitch wouldn't let go so he ran outside and ripped it off then threw it in the croc pit for them to dine

He actually made the like 200 km drive to the nearest hospital.

>>33582340
Kaye-oht
MAsshole reporting

File: 1478247092955.png (480KB, 600x525px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 600x525px

>>33596375
>> He doesn't recycle 4chan bon mots for upvotes or whatever fucking made up social currency they use
>4chan bon mots
I'm hung over and trying to make sense of what you're saying is making my head hurt even more you son of a bitch

>>33592622
What are you a faggot?

>>33596432
wv fag here, kai oat or kai o tee is what we call the fuckers

>>33593835
York County

>>33579366
like 2017 has anything to do with being a farmer. Its always a good year to be a farmer

File: 1491287951296.jpg (207KB, 1000x1180px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1000x1180px

>>33579423
As long as Amazon ships to my area and I have internet connection, I don't need any of that, what are you, some redditfugee or some shit, all that shit is completely unnecessary, nothing beats living innafuckingnowhere, I would suck a big fat dick to have a decent internet connection tho

> 2 thread on coyotes
> 1 turns into whining about wolves
> The other devolves into a bunch of hicks and a city slicker moaning about how they can't pull up Farmers Only on their shitty satellite internet

>>33579366
Farmers are fags but I wouldn't mind the life. I'd love to be a gentleman farmer.