Lynn Thompson and Steven Seagal

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4UZMHTjRA

>>33575842
Lynn Thompson.
At least Steven Seagal was a competent martial artist and decent enough actor to be entertaining in his day. He's gotten sad in his old age, but it's better to be a has-been than a never-was knife autist.

>>33575842
lynn sells shit and "destruction tests" it on video. seagull actually thinks he's hot shit. so I give this one to seagull by far. lynn's Glock video was hilarious though.

>>33575842
>Who does /k/ find more cringe-worthy?

seagal he has a 20k cringe zone. He's the nuclear weapon of cringe in every possible way

Is Lynn Thompson and Larry Snickers the same person?

>>33575842
Segal by a fucking mile
>>33575860
Have you seen any of his recent Netflix Movies? "A Good Man" is literally a cringefest neckbeard fantasty film.

>>33576201
Is that the one where he takes the dead guy's mre. Btw I'm the cook

>>33575867
>aikido
>competent

lol

>>33576260
No its the one were he is a former special ops guy working as a building super and takes on the Russian mob/chink arms dealer.

>>33575842
Lynn Thompson smoked a water buffalo with a revolver, Steven Segal smokes dick.

>>33575842
One is just a salesman and the other is a huge weeb that honestly thinks he's operator as fuck.

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Bu-But Steven Seagal is the diehard fans of AMERICAN 1911 .45! He used em' in EVERY movie he was on...

Lynn Thompson is just having fun.

Steven Seagal, while he's got some serious Aikido cred, takes himself way too seriously; he's a pathlogically pompous ego-maniac, who insists on keeping up with his badass tough guy image, despite saying fuck all to staying in shape.

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Segal is a complete cunt in every way imaginable.

"
Vladimir Putin presents Steven Seagal with Russian passport
Russian president says he hopes gesture shows ‘normalisation’ of strained relations between Moscow and Washington
"

"In August, veteran Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko made Seagal eat one of his homegrown carrots in an awkward encounter that drew mockery online."

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/25/vladimir-putin-presents-steven-seagal-with-russian-passport


segal is a fucking fatsuit larping dickwad cunt

His films were shit and the last time in his youth he fucked with someone who could defend themselves he got choked out like a butch.

>>33575842
I hear they're friends.
Steven Seagal is a weirdo, and a lot of people consider him a story of wasted opportunity, having been a badass martial artist as a young man.
Lynn Thompson is a dork, but he's a dork that likes the same shit we dorks do, so whatever.

>>33576551

You can probs still find the interview on Youtube:

He was doing some movie, he walked in saying "I'm in charge, I make the rules etc..." John Leguizamo, naturally started laughing at how fucking stupid he sounded, so Seagal sperged out, and put the poor bastard up against the wall.

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>>33576260
Here's a clip from A Good Man where Seagal battles that guy from Rush Hour in a sword fight.

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>>33576677
Holy fuck dude; go for a jog.

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>>33576714
Here's another, and that's all I have.

>>33575842

Lynn is one of us. Seagal is a total creep.

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>>33576800
/k/ is made of total creeps.

>>33576814
>Its a Steven Seagal insists he is Native American episode.

ITT, Autistic, virginal 4chan NEETs make fun of:

1) An internationally famous movie star, multimillionaire, and martial artist who shared a bed with fashion models and Hollywood starlets.

2) An entrepreneur who built a successful business from nothing into a multimillion-dollar corporation, and who revived a stagnant industry through his innovative and popular designs.

Yeah, this should be fun.

>>33575842
They are both men that are obviously doing what they love and getting paid to do it. It seems like they are leading exactly the life they want without caring what anyone thinks. That is success in my eyes and I envy that.


That being said, Seagal is much more cringe worthy as he takes himself much too seriously.

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>>33577092
>too seriously
He is a combat advisor. Should he take himself less seriously?

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>>33576677

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>>33577114
>honorary Louisiana cop
>makes a whole tv show about it

>>33577114
Yes. His acting is terrible and he will not tolerate criticism.

As far as being a "combat advisor," that just means some video game company paid him to use his name and likeness.

>>33577114
Yes, considering he is hired as a fucking joke.

Nobody respects Steven Seagal's name other than Steven Seagal. It's fucking hilarious.

>>33575860
filename shoulda been
>steven seagal, cobra commander

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>YFW this is what Seagal do in Russia...

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>>33577202
>that picture