Left:A .22 Saturday night special. Right:A small heavy handle

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>>33573246

Left: AR

Right: Acoustic guitar (pls no)

Friend: Rick Sanchez (oh fuck the Hell yes)

>mfw saw new episode earlier this week

Wubba lubba dub dub!

>>33573246
>Left: AR
>Right: laptop I guess
>Friend: Bill Burr

Kek I'm gonna die laughing

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>left
FAL
>right
FNX-45
>friend
Ice Cube if music videos count

I guess today won't be a good day :^

>left
Can of big red
> right
Drywall
> friend
Guy fieri
How fucked am I

>>33573246
Left: a pillow (fuck)
Right: AR 15 (much better)
Friend: Rick Sanchez (now we're talking)

>>33573246
>Left: a lamp
>Right: cz75
>Friend: Twilight Sparkle
I honestly couldn't tell how fucked I was, it could go a few different ways.

>>33573246
>22lr in a fucking zombie world or any shtf world
>not using 9mm, 45acp, 12 gauge, 556, 308, 30.6, 30-30, 45-70 or any reloadable and usefule rounds that will effectively put down a zombie or a random attacker


Yeah go with that max brooks idea that 22lr is somehow is the ultimate man killing round in the world dumbass.

Good luck trying to reload that thing and try to put down a big guy with a giant metal pipe or flocks of zombies.

>inb4 lol bullet bounce in head cuz max brooks says so hurr durr!

>>33573246
>Left: Cup
>Right: Nevada Water Development Atlas
>Friend: Rick Sanchez
I felt pretty cucked since all my guns are mounted on the wall to my right, but having Rick means I'm either completely fine or completely screwed.

>>33573350
Flavor town/10

Left: Mossberg SA-20
Right: AR-15
Surviving friend: Rick Sanchez

I'd be alright. Think I'll be using my secondary more than my primary though.

>>33573246
Left: 30-30 lever action 1870 (I think?) Winchester rifle

Right: russian bayonet that I will likely stick onto a wood stick and ducktape the hell out of it

Friend: ross from friends but I wouldn't be able to stand being around him acting like a massive fucking retard and being "muh Rachel" retard so I'll likely shoot him in the knee cap so he can be bait or make him carry my shit

I think I'm going to be alright just as long I'm not running into multiple zombies because if I am then ross will distract the zombies since his knee will be shot out while I run away.

>>33573246
Left: A bottle of coke
Right: a pencil
Friend: Walter White

Left tokarev TTC with no ammo
Right SKS with lots of ammo
Character: Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men
Im fuckin fine niggas I won't even need my own guns, Chigurh will just kill everything that moves with his dumb ass supressed shotty

Left: empty can of coke
Right: empty pizza box

fugg.

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>>33573246
L: Leatherman Rev
R: Small AA flashlight
Buddy: >tfw no friends or TV
I-I DIDN'T NEED FRIENDS ANYWAYS!
I guess I can be more sneaky.

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>>33573270
>>33573388
>>33573435
>>33573451

Mah niggas

>>33573408
>man killing round

Are you retarded? The point was that all you have to do to put a zombie down is destroy its brain. As all head shots are pretty much created equal, yeah .22lr is a reasonable zombie killing round. In that situation I'd much rather have a 10/22 with a few fuckhuge banana mags and an integral suppressor than muh glock brand glock perfection. Sorry if that triggers your fudd senses.

>>33573246
>left:
Snuff bullet
>right:
Machete
>friend:
Ghost Dog

I wouldn't worry about it.

>>33573550
See big ass guy pumped up on drugs and you think your tiny bullets are gonna put that guy down?

Yeah it will in a half an hour

>>33573611
So this is what it's like to talk to a shitskin. No wonder your kind fail at everything.

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>Primary
A bottle of eye drops
>Secondary
An empty beer can
>Sidekick
Danny Devito

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>>33573246
Left: A rag
Right: Some toilet paper
My surviving friend?
Barry fucking Allen

Left: a 1 liter of Dr. Pepper.
Right: half a breakfast burrito.
Well, I'm fucked.
Last show watched: Berserk

Great! I'm gonna die like a bitch from zombies, or a berserk fuck swinging a 6 foot sword...

>>33573246
Left: Swords.
Right: Solid fuckin' lamp.
Friend: Rick Sanchez, or PTSD Samurai Jack.

Erhm...
Fuck.

>>33573246
Left: wallet
Right: leatherman
Friend: Titus Pullo/Lucius Vorenus

dunno maybe?

>slightly crusty pillow
>croatian m57
>last "show" I watched was some sort of shit about people getting a headstart running away from the government, so I guess the main character is the United States intelligence community

shit nigger, ignore the zombies, these fuckers are gonna make fun of me for smacking zombies with a jizzy cushion before reaching for a cold war era handgat.

Left: Staffordshire Terrier
Right: 2ft of brick wall
Friend: Thorin Oakenshield

Well... I mean, it'd be fucking fine if I didn't have to go anywhere.

Left: A pillow
Right: Another fucking pillow
Friend: Frank Reynolds

Yeah I'm fucked

Left: a wall
Right: AR-15
Last show watched: Youjo Senki
I think I'll do fine

>>33573444
Checked, one way ticket to Flavor Town

>>33573246
>left: tv remote
>right: water bottle
>friend: either a random dead chick from any dateline special or some motherfuckers from the Game of Thrones

I'm totally boned because I'm at work.

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Left: Camelbak
Right: Curtains
Friend: Homer Simpson

D'oh

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>>33573246
Left: blanket
Right: P320
Friend: Darling-kun

It was nice knowing you, anons.

>>33573246
>Left: a wooden board
Shit.
>Right: pillow
Guess I'm going to be mildly comfy
>Last surviving buddy: Goku
He can do all the work.

>>33573401
Well, you have a Mary Sue character to save you via Ex Machina if you ever get in trouble.
Also, magic.

>>33574346
OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL

>>33573401
shit, I forgot I had horses on my phone earlier.

>crusty pillow, m57, and purple autism

dat time travel ability

>Left: A metal bullet with a half gram of coke in it
>Right: A space dust IPA
>Last Surviving Hero: Amuro Ray

Will plot armor protect me?

>>33574322
>Implying Frank Reynolds doesn't have an inconspicuous amount of unregistered loaded firearms lying around

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>phone
>mouse
>I don't watch tv

Left: .38
Right: ar
Friend: bud buckwald of border town. Mexicans get out

>>33574421
Amuro is a bitch outside of a mobile suit, so you're dead

>>33574413
Mexicans

Left: shower curtain.
Right: can of hairspray.
Companion: Kazuma (Konosuba).

The shower curtain is probably useless, the hairspray could be used as an impromptu flamer with a lighter (but it's dangerous). The language barrier between me and Kazuma will make things difficult and he'll probably mope about the loss of jailbait pussy.

>>33573318
Well if music videos count, I guess I get Larry Blackmon, who I don't know quite what he can do outside of singing and dancing, but at least we can communicate. I wonder if he'll be wearing the red codpiece?

>>33573408
On one hand you have a point, a headshot might make a .22 enough, but what about body shots? You put a .223 in the hip of a zombie and he ain't crawling, you put it in his spine, he ain't EVER moving. For .22, you can't count on the same, and for that matter it'll be a bitch to place a headshot with a little piece of shit SatNiteSpecial in an emergency. Then there's the fact that not everyone you'll fight will be a zombie. It beats no gun at all though.

I do however think OP was getting at the fact that Pablo Escobar is a hardy and resourceful motherfucker, though god knows what happens when the withdrawal kicks in for that crazy cokehead, pure white ain't an easy commodity in the post apocalypse.

Left: a bench
Right:...a sink?
Last watched: enemy at the gates
I'll hold the perimeter while vasillies picks em off at range

>>33573246
Left: bedsheet
Right: Pillow
Friend: Giant anime doggo thing

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Left: Coffee cup

Right: G17

Friend: Pic related

>Fuck yeah

I have a motorola xpr 6550 radio and a loaf of bread. But i jave ben affleks character from the accountant, so i could be worse.

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>>33573453

What if he goes red ross?

>>33573246
Left: Cz P07
Right: CZ75 BD Police
Friend: Brooke Wylde.

At least ill get a mean dick suckin.

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Left: AR
right: a pullup bar
surviving friend: this anime girl

Left: Mason Jar
Right: Spoon
Surviving friend: Rick Sanchez C-137
*phew* that was a close call.

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Left: A roll of toilet paper

Right: A box fan

Last friend: Alucard

I'm fine.

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>>33574381
>Friend: Darling-kun

right: 1911
left: combat pupper
last buddy: pic related

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>>33574807
>giant anime doggo thing

Clifford?

Right: a 1908 hammerless in .380 (could be worse)
Left: a large metal spoon (we rangers now)
Friend: Bender (he can burp fire at the zombies I guess)

Left- bong
Right- single shot 12 gauge
Friend- Amy shumer

Atleast I'll die laughing

>>33575062
Take notes newfags, this is how baiting is done. Or don't take notes, and start a thread about trading a rare registered machine gun for a mosin.

>>33574405
Plus horsepussy. Pretty solid win, I'd say.

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>>33573246
Left: Calvin Klein underwear and pajama bottoms

Right: shower rod and curtain

Friend: bojack horseman.

Fuck

>>33575062
Amy would keep the horde fed for quite a while. I think you'll be fine for at least a few hours.

>>33574470
He wasn't bad in that fight with Char at the end

Left:Mossberg 500
Right: Wool Blanket
Friend: The female narrator from how its made
I'm oddly okay with this.

>>33573246
To my left is a CZ-75B
To my right is an oscillating fan
Last show I watched was this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYrTCGKyrU

So I guess I'm somehow friends with the Emperor of Mankind

I don't think I'll have any trouble...

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>>33573246
Left: A day old bowl of cereal with soggy wheat and brown banana slices

Right: "Bodhi Dog Bitter Lemon Spray made with Natural Extracts"

Friend: Geoff Desmoulin


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOAHOAHWOAHOBOHOBOOHOOBOOHOOWAWAWAAAAAAAAH KILL ME NOW

>left: half naked wife
>right: glock 17 gen 1
>last show: archer

Other than worrying about a suave cartoon character fucking my wife I think we'll be alright.

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>>33573246

> Primary: Plastic replica of Lucille from The Walking Dead

> Secondary: Shield 9mm

> Companion: My local news anchor?

> Survival forecast: Sunny with a chance of scattered clouds

I have absolutely nothing that can be used as a weapon near me, but the last show I watched was Rick and Morty so I'm golden.

>>33575062
>Atleast I'll die laughing
From what, the bong?

>>33573246

a 3 inch pocket knife,a salt shaker and a american soldier from Rising Storm

unconventional,but i like my odds

>Left: SAI GRY
>Right: Imbel FAL
>Friend: Boris from YouTube
Uh...
I mean, the GRY is useless as fuck. But the FAL should do well, and Boris is the Sashlik king so

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>>33573246
>Left:
AR

Right:
a pack of Marlboros

>Surviving friend:
pic related

I'm pretty fucked

>left
My camping knife
>right
Machete
>surviving friend
Samurai Jack

I think I'm good so long as I stay behind him

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>>33573270
>>33573388
>>33573500
>>33573435
>>33573451
>These dumb piles of sand think Rick is the main character
Have fun with Morty being a constant pain in your ass, you stupid glip glops

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>>33573246
>old xbox web cam
>cheap webley eclipse .22 air rifle i got for £50
>Tanya von Degurechaff
Im either gonna do just fine or be dead within 10 mins either way the zombies aren't going to be the problem

Left: Chinese sks
Right: mora knife
Survival friend: micheal scofield from prison break

I might be ok

>>33573246
Left: 9mm P.A.K. 'Beretta 92' Blank Gun
Right: Empty Water Bottle
Friend: Sam or Dean Winchester from Supernatural

>>33573246
A pack of cigarettes

Mason jar full of chocolate nesquik

Sunny from Into the Badlands.

Shit, Ill be alright - just gotta find a lighter.

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>>33573246
>Right: mouse
>Left: Thermos of coffee
>Friend: pic related

I might be fine

>>33573246
Glock 19, 4D Maglite, Twilight Sparkle.
I'm gonna die (from drowning in horsepussy)

so many autismos with guns and knifes right next to their computer
a pen and a coffee won't win me any fights, but I have samurai jack backing me up so I'll be fine

Left: a bag of laundry
Right: a small trashcan
Friend: Joker from FMJ

Probably gonna die

>>33575821
>not having a computer gun
BEEP
BOOP
CRASH
That's all it takes for a Russian hacker to break into your house through your PC. Why aren't you prepared?

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>left
a redbull

>right
my FAL

>friend
the major <3

hahahahaha no zombies because cybernetics and im sure the "JAPANESE MIRACLE" could be converted to destroying all traces of the virus.

>>33575449
You'll be fine if worst comes to worst you can always live off his grandma's Kompott

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>>33573246
>Left
Ptr 91
>Right
>.38 1911
>Friend
Pic

I guess it pays to clean your guns on a Saturday morning. Friend sucks, although he would make a good distraction.

>>33575271
why have a plastic one?

>buy real lucille
>someone breaks into house
>go negan on their ass
>all i could reach was this walking dead stage prop replica officer.....

best ballbat HD weapon ever. it even comes with plausible deniability for the wrapped barbed wire.

>>33573246
>postcard primary
>bic pen secondary
>ricky from trailer park boys

well, it's been fun boys

>>33575868
>>33575271

https://www.shopthewalkingdead.com/products/the-walking-dead-negans-bat-lucille-replica?variant=28496297106&ref=GGLWD&gclid=CjwKEAjwlKLHBRDztKr6wMnRthMSJAALcT-s6FWtR1dMdCxdP96tUJyMz-nV4OT55ms9TBm8PwKSSRoCan_w_wcB

>left:toilet paper
>right:plunger
>freind:Earl from "my name is Earl"
How fucked can a guy be

>>33573246
>Left: baseball cap
>Right: AR lower receiver
>Friend: Mitsuha from kimi no na wa

Guess I've at least got a chance at some decent waifu pussy before I die.

>>33575898
sounds like you'd be in a real shitty situation

>>33575210
ive been exposed to too much warhammer now.

yep i do believe i will never understand you nerds.

>>33575898
he would be apologizing to the zombies lmfao just stay in the bathroom.

Left: A curtain (I'm sitting on my bed with my laptop)
Right: an empty dr. pepper can
Friend: Steven Universe
I'mma die.

>left: bathrobe
>right: my liquor cabinet
>freind: just watched a documentary about ayy lmao crash sites so I guess I get a couple of grays backing me up?
This could be interesting

>>33575972
>implying the ayys weren't behind it in the first place

>>33573246
>Left: cat

>Right: 16" expandable baton

>Friend: Sterling Archer

There will probably be some shenanigans along the way but we'll probably survive.

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>innabathroom
>mfw primary weapon is a towel
>mfw secondary weapon is a bottle of mouthwash
>mfw my only friend is the chick from Grey's Anatomy

>>33573246
>An aluminium flashlight
>To my right is literally just a wall so if I were to go with what's in my right pocket it would be my wallet

>Rick Grimes from Walking Dead

I dunno, unless Rick REALLY comes through and saves my ass, I'm pretty fucked. If I can get a bayoneted rifle though I'll be alright. Even without ammo, I'm pretty handy with a bayoneted rifle.

>left: XB1 controller
>right: iPhone

>Friend: samurai Jack

H-He could make a gun out of these right guis??

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>Left
A camel blanket from Afghanistan

>Right
A daki

>Friend
Star Butterfly.

It's going to be a little awkward, but I will in fact live.

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>toilet paper
>towel
>Main dude from office space

I am going to die

>>33573246
Glock 43
Nintendo Switch
Peter Griffin

Yea pretty fucked.

>>33573246
Left: my phone (god dammit, my Shield 9mm is just beyond that.
Right: lotion
Friend: Himura Kenshin
im stuck with some fucking cold steel wielding weeb, but at least i can crank my fucking dick at night.

>>33573246
>left
My 3ds, or earbuds, or a woolen glove, or my roomie's boxers
>right
A foam flip flop, or a notebook, or my backpack, or a dirty sock
>last show
Yusuke Urumeshi from yu yu hakusho

Honestly I'd be fine right up until yusuke gets infected, then im fucked on a level i cant even comprehend

>left
A blanket
>right
A pillow
>surviving friend
Cullen Bohannon from Hell on Wheels
I'll be fiiiine

Left: Water Bottle
Right: Logitech Mouse
Friend: Lt. Dick Winters

Hopefully Winters will give me a 1911 or an e-tool so I would only be moderately fucked

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>phone charger
>Buck 119
>Jax Teller

Not bad at all.

Left: A chair
Right: Another chair
Friend: Trapper from Mountain Monsters

Kek I won't last long but it'll be fun

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Left: A water bottle
Right: My cell phone
Surviving friend: Obi-Wan Kenobi was the main character of the episode of Clone Wars I just watched so I guess I'll be fine.

>mfw all of these faggots lying and saying the first item next to them is a semi automatic rifle
Lying faggots, you aren't sitting at a desk shitposting with guns laying around you.

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>>33573246
>Left: A fucking wall
>Right: Cellphone
>Friend: Sylvester Stallone from Expendables
I think I'll be good

>>33573246
>Left:
A wall
>Right
A Contigo thermos-like coffee mug
>Friend
Uhhh..I haven't watched TV or movies for a while, so does YouTube count? If so, my friend would be RobSki of the AK Operators Union.

Also I have my knife on me right now so there's that.

>>33575059
Bender isn't the main character of futurama
Have fun with orange hair meme man

>>33573246

I'm inside my car right now.
Left: inside my door panel, hand sanitizer
Right: .38 mp body guard
Friend: Jesse Custer from Preacher

Just plow on through while getting drunk.

Left: An IKEA pencil
Right: A set of "Million Dollars, But..."
Surviving friend: Sara Lance from Legends of Tomorrow (?)

Guess i'm keeping White Canary entertained whilst she saves my sorry ass...

>>33573246
Left: butter knife. Fugg
Right: half empty bottle of Stella. Double fugg
Friend: Ryuko Matoi... well at least I'm not totally fucked

Primary: Fidget Cube
Secondary: Smash Brothers Line, Link Amiibo
Companion: Aang, from Avatar: The Last Airbender
I'd say I'm 99.9% screwed.

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left mossberg 500
right leatherman wave
friend jack silva from 13 hours
I'll be good

Left: my glasses
Right: glock 19
Friend: Hank Hill, Strickland Propane

Well... Am I fucked or not?

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>>33573246
>my left
Pic related, muh t97
>my right
Half a 60 of polar ice
>surviving friend
John Wick

Im fine

Left: legos
Right: blanket
Friend: announcer guy from how its made

guess im building toys for them

>>33577794
>Legos
>How it's made
your autism is too pure for this world

Does everyone on /k/ just sit next to a gun at all times?

Left: doggo
Right: iphone
Buddy: Justin Theroux from The Leftovers

Pretty fucked.

>>33575746
There is nothing more likely to die than an extra in a Supernatural zombie episode.

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>>33577806
pls no bully

>>33573246
left: girlfriend's laptop
right: pretty much nothing, i guess the lamp on the table past the armrest of the couch
friend: Agent Gibbs from NCIS

>>33573246
Left: dirty cup
Right: another dirty cup
Friend: a stereotypical cuck from the last anime i watched.

I think my best choice is to beat him senseless and then tie him upside down in a tree as some sort noisy zombie lure while i make my escape.

>>33573246

>No4 Mk1 Lee-Enfield with blade bayonet
>Browning BDA .380, but its disassembeled for cleaning so technically only the slide if that doesn't count
>Akko from Little Witch Academia

>>33573550

The OP said Rage Virus zombies, dumbass. They run and die like normal people. .22 headshots are the worst solution for them.

>>33573246
>My browning Hi power
>my sunglasses
>Uncle Rick.

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Left: Roll of toilet paper
Right: Disposable shaving razor

Last show character: Based Neegan
Tottally not fucked

>>33577989
>Neegan
Nah senpai, you're stuck with Rick

>>33577234
I'll just kneecap the fucker and walk slowly from the zombies as he screams.

>>33578004
B-b-but muh Lucille

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>>33573246
Primary: Empty water bottle
Secondary: My public transport
Surviving: Major Motoko Kusanagi

I'm fine.

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Left : Whataburger cup full of red powerade

Right : Control Mouse

Buddy : Steve Mcgarret

Im breddy fugged, at least im not in Flavor Town

>>33573500
I wont even bother answer the rest, because my pal is also Rick, so fighting rage zombies with a rubix cube and a laptop is now easy as shit

>>33573246
Left: Raging Judge Ultra Lite
Right: AR
Surviving Friend: Goku

If the Taurus doesn't kill me, then I think I am fine.

Left: A beer can
Right: A cup of coffee
Friend: Whoever the MC in Spectral was
Iunno, I'm kinda past caring right now

>>33573246
>A bible
>deodorant spray
>Archer

eh..

>Throw pillow
>Small dog
>Dave Chappelle
Nice knowing you guys. At least I'll go down in good humor.

>>33573246
Primary:- A drum stick (not a chicken one, an actual drum stick)
Secondary:- My computer mouse
Only surviving friend:- Rick Sanchez from rick and Morty

Basicly depends on if rick is willing to help me or not, if he is it'll be a cake walk, if not I'm fucked.

>>33573246
>headphones
>lamp
>William Lee from Naked Lunch
I'm fucked, boys.

>bottle of angostura bitters
>mug
>technically not a "main" character but he was the main character of the episode. Mike from better call Saul/Breaking Bad

>>33573246

Left
>authentic but unsharpened CSA cavalry saber, no training whatsoever
Right
>gen 3 Glock 19
Friend
>Sterling Archer

I might be okay?

>>33573246
I haven't watched TV in a bit, but the last show I watched was ghost in the shell SAC.

So that's good I guess.
But an Xbox controller and an iPad?
Fucked.
Why couldn't I have been in my bedroom; an AK and a Webley are much better.

>>33573246
>Left- pocket knife
>Right- beer
>Forgotten weapons m2 carbine video
Think I'll do ok as long as there is enough 30 carbine to defend this bar.

To the left, a spoon.
On the right, some peanut butter
Last show protag buddy, that lady from outlander, parents really dig the show.

It's time to chew ass, and fuck shit up.

>Left: Coffee Cup
>Right: Jericho 941FS
>Surviving Friend: Walter White


I'd be off better than most I guess.

>Left: cz75
>Right: coffee mug
>Surviving Friend: Ron Swanson
hmm I might survive and make a libertarian paradise with brown haired women and breakfast food mres.

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>Left
A fucking rotary phone
>Right
A large-ish cardboard box
>Friend
Jack, from Samurai Jack

Well, this should be fun.

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Left: NAA .22lr revolver
Right: A fire axe with a shortened handle
Main character of the last show: Archer

I feel....conflicted.

>>33578792
Who the hell has a rotary phone?

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>Mfw phone posting in public park

>left: a trashcan.

>right: either another trashcan or the pocket knife I carry

>friend: fucking dude from fantastic beasts

See you on the other side /k/omrades

>Left
A MiG 15 Model

>Right
A newly Re-barreled Lee-Enfield no.4

>Friend
Guts from Berserk

I think ill do just fine after I use the MiG once and it shatters into peices.

>>33573246
Left : Telecaster
Right : 1911
Friend : Watched, or seen?
Watched = Superman
Seen = someone from SVU

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>>33579895
>packed bong
>cup of coffee
>Jim Gordon

We'll do whatever is necessary.

>>33579979
not sure why i responded to that anon, but I'll trade him friends (keeping my weapons).

Left: Golf club
Right: Buck pocket knife
Surviving Friend: Raylan Givens from Justified

I'm gonna live, so long as I don't annoy him or piss him off

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>>33573246

>>33573246
Left: Cigs
Right: Chewbacca mug
Friend: Johnathan Joestar (Rather have Joseph but I am re-watching PB)
I think I will be okay, I will sit there enjoying my coffee and a smoke while JoJo uses ripples to rip the undead new ass holes.

>>33573246
Item to my left: Glock 19.
Item to my right: Crocheted bag of dice.
Last show I watched: Archer
I only have 16 shots with my Glock. Dice are useless. I'm in relatively good shape and run 3-4 miles a day 4 days a week. But with Archer on my side, he'll probably live and I'll probably die.

>>33573246
>left: toilet paper
>right: a shitty $10 folding knife
>surviving friend: Tanya Degurechaff
I'm fucked for weapons, but I think I'll be fine anyway, as long as she doesn't decide I'm more useful as z-bait than a beast of burden.

>>33573246
left a vaughan 999l 20 oz
right my trusty cz75 police
my friend Tetsu Hayami from blue 6

>>33573246
I've got a rag and a nail but my friend is the main character from Charlotte.

I'll be fine.

Left: a pillow

Right: a house plant (fern)

Friend: Penny from The Magicians

Considering that he is a traveler, we just instantly teleport past he zombies to saftey.

Gg ez

>Left
Heavy ass table with wheels.
>Right
Fan
>Last show
Breaking Bad
>Heisenburg
Hopefully he doesn't croak before the end of it.
It's going to be a bitch working with him.

>>33573246
Left: 3" folding karambit
Right: 2 quart canteen
Surviving friend: Saul Goodman

I'm pretty sure I'm fucked, but by some miracle I could make it out

>>33575821
If I'm home I'm either sleeping, cooking/eating, or on my computer.
I have a gun by my desk for the same reason I have one by my bed, if something happens, it's within arm's reach

>>33577922
I'd let it count, you've got a pretty decent setup.

The BDA is a really nice compact pistol, slips well into a pocket if you're big, or if you're small, it's about right for your size. Can't go wrong.

Left: glass of whisky.
Right: folding knife
Friend: Rick motherfucking Sanchez!

>Toilet paper
>Girly hand lotion
>Anthony Bourdain
hmmmmmm

>Left
Can of Coke Zero
>Right
Silly puddy that changes color after being played with
>Buddy
Gordon Ramsay

I guess I could die with a giggle

>These brains are FUCKING RAW

>>33573246

Left: Pillow

Right: Folder

Main Character: Walter White

Pretty darn fucked TBQH

>>33573246
Left: Scissors
Right: Hammer
Friend: Jotaro Kujo
Ill be fine

>>33573246
>left my AR
>right a small pelican box
>friend is Coop Cooper from BASEketball

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>>33573246
Left: water bottle
Right: cellphone
Friend: news host

>nothing
>nothing
>nothing

>>33573246
Left: a flag
Right: GB Scandinavian Forest Axe
Komrade: The redhead clan leader woman from that Outsiders show (it's a guilty pleasure)
I give us a 50/50 shot, we'd make a very sneaky pair.

>>33573466
You would get Sheriff Ed Tom Bell, friend0. Chigurh is not the main character.

>>33573246
>left
Glass cup

>right
Fork

>friend
SSJ Goku

I think I'll do okay honestly.

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>>33573246
I'm fighting with a desk lamp and kabar along side The Dude.

I now know what condition my condition is in: fucked.

>>33575059
You're boned.

>>33573246
>first item to left
The clicky tailcap off a Surefire M300 Scout
>first item to right
CZ P01 sitting between keyboard and mouse, yay I guess.
>main character from last show you watched
The last show I watched was a nature documentary about polar bears. So...I guess a wild polar bear? I dunno, doesn't really have a "main character". Otherwise, Akame from Akame ga Kill. Which works just fine for me, meat-eating murderchick that's super into protecting her friends.

>>33573246
Primary: a full Nalgene
Secondary: any of about 6 rifles/shotguns
Friend: Samurai Jack
I think I'm pretty much set.

>>33575271
Everyone who watches this show should be gassed.

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Left: Ruger 9MM revolver

Right: headphones

Main character: Dr. now from my 600lb life

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>>33573246
>First item on your left
My Beretta Px4 G with TLR-1HL

>First item on your right
YETI Ramblr 18oz

>Main character of the last show you watched
Mother fucking Dave Chappelle

>>33576227
Only the women in his life die horribly. Just don't fuck him and you'll be fine.

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Left: Phone
Right: Empty water bottle

Surviving Friend: this hat lady

I'm fine.

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Heyy thats pretty good!

>>33582045
Get out of here niggerfaggot

>>33573246

>left

Uberti Walker

>right

I suppose I could rig up some ghetto piano wire with my mouse cord?

>Surviving friend

The Iron Fist

I don't like this at all.

>>33573246
>Left
Gun Oil Lube
>Right
Wilson Combat Beretta 92 Brigadier Tactical
>Surviving Friend
Sakata Gintoki

Chances look pretty good. If not I have lube to jack off with.

>>33582045
What the fuck? You get a nice chin weld with that thing or what?

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>>33582045
>tfw got the extension

Left: bayonet for my M70AB2
Right: GLORIOUS MOIST NUGGET
Friendo: (if counting music videos) A ghost named camouflage
if not, kitten from If the emperor had a text to speech device

could be worse. not bad shape by any means

>left
The only thing to my left are curtains, so I guess I get the curtain rod
>right
A can of compressed air
>Battle Buddy
Who the hell is the main character of Parks and Rec? I'm gonna say Ron Swanson

left:Taco Bell Baja Blast
right: Taco Bell ariheads freeze
Friend: Eren Jaeger

Somehow I don't think I'll fair too bad

>>33573246
Left: floor lamp. Right: 50 pound dog, asleep.

Don't really watch tv shows. Instead, I get a qt news anchor who wears intriguing lipstick. I'm friggen doomed.

>>33577935
I was responding to the jackass who decided to bring world war z into it. Learn to read the white man's language if you want to post here.

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Left: pillow
Right: Springfield 1911
Surviving Friend: Deku from My Hero Academia

I think I'm gonna be ok but I'm not sure.

>>33573246
Right: Nagant Bayonet.
Left: AR-15
MC: Dean or Sam Winchester. I think I'm good.

>Left: 4oz of water in a cup
>Right: Dish towel
>Friend: Spartacus

I'm fucked and so is he

Left: AR
Right: Three Cell Maglite
Friend: Alex Jones

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

>left
s&w k38 target masterpiece
>right
spice and wolf 10th anniversary collection hardcover
>Last character
Joseph Joestar

I wouldn't even need the revolver with jojo here. Easy as fuck

>>33573246
Left: weight lifting gloves. Shit.
Right: coffee mug. Shit.
Friend: Joan of Arc. Vive Jehanne! Fuck yeah!

>children's shovel with hardwood handle
>my 7 year old son's large round shield, made from plywood and a large stainless steel platter
>Nameless from Jet Li's Hero
Or if films don't count
>Major from GITS SAC1

It's going to be a fucking bloodbath Jesus Christ

>>33581921
At least you get to die alongside a real man.

>>33582310
Kitten isn't too bad at least he still has the armor and weaponary.>>33582376

>>33573246
left- .50 bmg turned bottle opener
right- phillip's head screwdriver
friend- dr. fraiser crane

groovy

Left:extended barrel Colt 1911 auto
Right:fender stratecaster
Friend:Alucard
I think I'm gonna do just fine

>left: pillow
>right: phone charger
>friend: Heidi Klum from Project Runway

Hopefully I'll be able to get my hands on her before the zombies get their hands on me.

>>33573246

A tv remote.
A slot machine.
Walter white from breaking bad.

I hope Mr. White has a plan, cause I dont got Jack shit for ideas.

>>33573246
Left: My bed
Right: An old frog plushie
Friend: Samurai Jack (aw yay)

>>33573246
left - small screwdriver
right - fork
friend - HOlden from The Expanse.

If he has a spaceship I'm good.

>>33573246
left: AK bayo
right: AK
friend: Jon Snow (house Stark boy guarding the wall) from GoT

>>33581957
the show, yes. the comic readers arent anyhere as autistic as showfags

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>>33573246

>a glass of mango juice
>my computer
>the doctor from shiki

I can't tell if I'm fucked or not.

>>33573246
Left: Steel toed boots

Right: Beer

Surviving friend: Jesse from Breaking bad (He was on the TV when I noticed)

Pretty sure I'm fucked. We get drunk and then attacked for making too much noise

>Bed
>Thermometer
>Takumi from Initial D
I don't know how to feel about this

>>33585062
Maybe he can 'scramble eggs' with their brains, given a decent implement.

>>33585396
Depends if he comes with the Toyota.

Left: Airport Diagrams
Right: A leather chair
Character: Jack Silva (13 Hours)
Phew! That was a close one.

>>33573465
You can build a robot

>>33573246
Left: fingernail clippers

Right: a bar of soap

Best friend: Hank Hill

Yeah, I'll be fine

left: tiny metal trashcan

right: toilet paper dispenser

friend: walter white

stealth mode engaged

>>33585114
I read the comic online up until they defeated Negan, breddy good. I'm not sure why they continued it afterwords, but whatever.

>>33577806
>your autism is too pure for this world
hearty kek

>>33573246
>Left: plr-16
>Right:beer
>Friend:Samurai Jack
huh