The gun is a coward's weapon. Real men use blades.

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my weapon of choice is a closley is forged in a guarded chinese secret. My mastery with it shall vanquish all enemies who dare challenge me.

>>33570129
Aww, that's just FEDORABLE!

>>33570129
>combining western clothing with weeb weapons

These pictures are fake right?

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>>33570129
>Real men use blades.

Indeed, m'faggot.

>>33570420
>m'faggot

Don't know why I chuckled so hard

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>>33570420
Man, guns are fun and really good at putting holes in things and/or people, but every time I see pictures of bullets after they've expanded, it really reminds me of how much I don't want to get shot ever. I don't want those things in my meat.

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>dealing single puncture wounds at a time

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>>33570420
>m'faggot.

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>>33570129

>>33571043
Aren't flechette's kind of shit?

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>>33570129

Fight my champion

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>>33570129
>t. sword cuck

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>>33571561
Top kek

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>>33570129

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>>33570129
>Real men use blades

>not using both

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>>33570129
You know nothing of the way of the blade, or style. Take off those camo pants and bend the knee

>>33571561
Kek

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>>33572632

>>33572632

lol wtf is wrong with these people?

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>>33572639
GOOD
>BOY
POINTS
>AT
COSTCO

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>>33572647
>>33572642
These are dangerous men, trained in the ways of the blade.

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>>33572655
Not today, esse!

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>>33572664

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>>33572674
>With no shirt, I can use my full range of motion! En garde!

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>>33572687

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>>33572695

>>33572699

Oh, come on. If you're gonna weeb, at least that's the way to do it.

>>33572632
At least he has a complete ensemble. The picture in the OP is so laughably hilarious. A button up best and camo cargo shorts....god damn.

I love these threads for all the little details.

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The katana is a coward's blade
>Realer men use longswords

>>33572687

>samhain poster

would hang out with

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>>33572711
>an veteran warrior reflects on his life in the fields of battle

>>33572714

>TIL apparently mayonnaise actually IS a gender.

>>33572695
That van is bad ass.

>>33572674
>serrated edge on a kukri
Have fun sawing through your target instead of clean cuts...

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>>33572731
>Has actually killed someone

>>33572695
dont mess with this guy
only a true killer has that face of pure calm

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>>33570129
Rate my blades

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I'll be cooking for you tonight
[mouthbreathing intensifies]

>>33572783

Oh, come on. That's just a dude with a wallhanger who wanted a fun picture. Step it up, faggot.

>>33572695
PETITE FEET

>>33572806
this picture is something that belongs to an art exhibition

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>>33572806

>>33572767
I've never seen blades like that. How practical are they? Any glaring problems?
>why am I asking this, I don't rollerskate. At all.

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>>33572827

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A true warrior poet

>>33572840
"Voltron weapons bird"
-Will K.

His way with words is as impressive as his mastery of the blade.

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Katanas are the weapon of the fat, sweaty, heathen neckbeard. A true Christian warrior will use a deathclaw gauntlet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vUMIaBdbQ&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=vvNGYwj7KRqXTvRz-6&ab_channel=ZNAProductions

>>33572806
Looks like Mac's son, he even has the shoulder tattoo

>>33572626
How accurate was something like this, and couldn't this type of design be perfected in the modern day?

>>33572806
There's so much emotion

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>>33572695

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>>33572913
>Drako's brother

>>33572865

Next-level choker

>>33572711

If you can call that cheap shit he's wearing an ensemble.

>fold creases
>wrinkles
>thin material
>not even tailored

He paid maybe $100 for the whole thing plus however much fedoras cost.

>>33572749

>kukri

Nope.

>>33572642
Atheism
Dont you look up these pics?

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>>33572695
>go easy on them son

>>33572834

They couldn't turn very sharply unless each set of wheels is independently articulated.

>>33572787

>Clearly a guy fucking around with his friends at work.

>>33572806

Is it me, or is it the jeans that make this one? I think it's the jeans.

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Guns are for cowards? Oh please

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Why are neckbeards so attracted to fedora's and trench coats, what's the science behind it?

The blade is a double cowards weapon

Real me Use Martial Arts.

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>>33573855
They don't have awareness of social norms or fashion basics. They see their favourite anime characters wearing trenchcoats and fedoras and just want to emulate them.

>>33570384
I love you Zed

>>33571559
It would be shit to get shot by them

>>33572695
This guy is like the ironic inexplicable badass in some 80's action movie involving time travel and drug dealing ninjas.

If you replace the swords with guns you pretty much get /k/

>>33572695
I want that rad van

>>33573875
>Went to a comic convention dressed as V right when the movie came out
>Girlfriend shaved her head and went as Evey
>I can never, ever, ever show anyone the photos we had taken because of fucking chanology

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>>33572725
holy shit roshi?????

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Strange how, unlike most of these people, the guy in OP's pic has a really clean and fancy house

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Behold the terror of the outback! The beast of britain! Forged from chinese scrap iron and folded one thousand times by a starving taiwanese child, this implement of destruction is outlawed in 49 countries and requires an extensive background check and permit to purchase in 76 others! I have trained myself in its use, and no tub of ice cream or bowl of beef and vegetable soup is safe!

Fear me, gun nerds.

>>33574262
Holy shit those sharpie tattoos

>>33572655
>brave heart attack

>>33572607
>the DRAGON TWISTER kid
Oh man. A classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovRF-I3uaQo

>>33574262
>>33574272

>backwards D's

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>>33574268
That's not a knife; it's a spoon.

>>33574201
It's ok anon, you can post them here. This is a safe thread.

>>33572668
This one always make me chuckle

>>33572714
I think I saw this chick at best buy having a fit because she couldn't get a nintendo switch and breath of the wild. I walk up to the counter and ask for my preorder and they get me it right away. She's starts freakin out about how she's been waiting an hour and got told they didn't have anymore. She went on about how I owe her my switch because I'm oppressing her. I ask the worker chick if they have any copies left and she says they are in the locked cage by the rest of the games and she'll show me where they are. Tumbler girl is still to my left bitching and I turn to get the game she sees my pistol. She freaks out harder and yells "he has a gun!!1!"
I pay for my game and leave. She apparently called the cops and they got my name and number from best buy because I got a call later from HPD asking if I have my LTC and the permit number. I tell them, they run it and they say "ok sir, have a good day"

>>33572783
>Moby practicing bushido and about to dismember a peasant for disrespecting his music

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autists are the gift that keeps on giving

>>33574439
My sides

>>33574419
I had to stand in line for hours with my girlfriend to pick hers up on release day. Didn't have any problems with people flipping a tit over my gun, though. Really, I just wanted to be in bed at that point.

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*jumps down*

>>33574439
That's far too perfect in its cringe to be genuine autism.

>>33572695
Rad van. And my guess is that he's doing a highlander cosplay.

>>33572758
this kills the Mayhem

>>33570129
Blades are a cowards weapon. Real men use maces, axes and hammers

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>>33570129
How about both?
This is how you use a PPSh right?

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>>33572767
I thought they looked familiar

>>33572632
I love how these people always have the messiest fucking rooms

>>33572907
How the fuck do you aim

And if they're so close you can just point and shoot, just stab them

>alternatively
What are bayonets

so get a sword bayonet

then you can poke holes and slash the thing you just shot dead in a frenzy weebos and hematards must die in cleansing lame along with nogunz and katana miladies leaving the earth full of people who like accurate weapons and actual antique weaponry

>>33571559
against anything that isn't organic, they're shit.

The poor bastards who find themselves on the other end of the damn things can't really be asked about their effectiveness. Dead is dead.

>>33572712
See >>33572714
>get a new argument.

>>33572734
That must be Mr T.'s apprentice then

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>>33572865
Looks like a character in Nier

>>33572865
I would

>>33573875
I've never seen any anime character with a fedora and only very few with trenchcoats...

>>33572865
Only a true man can defeat his/her/it and lay claim to his/her/its boipucci

>>33572930
>yfw there any people on /k/ that have never read the name Dr8co

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>>33574881
Looks like she's confusing the Balalaika with a violin.

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>>33575525
>To that challenge... i shall rise

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>>33571561
Nice edit but here's the real pic

>>33574092
Not really
Wee don't preach that something other than guns is without honour. Like fists.
Or niggers with brass knuckles
But niggers never get anything right anyway

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*Blocks your path*

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>>33574262

> That trigger... I won't even use the word discipline

Why are we still here?

>>33570129
Tfw this guy lives near me and we have mutual friends

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But halberd is my true waifu

What should i do?

>>33573855
You can see his mom taking the picture in the mirror behind him

>>33576013
I found his youtube years ago and the level of autism I experienced still haunts me.

>>33575883
>threaten Steven Segal with gun
>walk slowly closer until in his reach
>he disarms you and disassembles the gun

everytime

>>33574360
Is this weapons grade autism?

>>33572639
What the hell is that thing even called? Im suprised they sold more than one

>>33573855
Indiana Jones and The Matrix.

>>33573042
All in saying is that the shit matches, not that it's quality. No one with money does this shit because the people who do this are teenagers 99% of the time and teenagers are poor.

>>33575521
Baccano I guess. But it fits with the time

>>33573855
Those things are bad ass.... on the right person. Fitted, well groomed, and in shape, they can be stylish.

>>33572695
i have that same sword

>>33571010
>not shooting body groups with progressively larger projectiles to build an immunity

the worst part is that all of these swords look like they were purchased at a hillbilly flea market

>>33570129

Ok, the sword wielding fag is dead and I'm alive.

I'm ok with not being a "real man"

>>33570129
Why do these people always wear like half a suit with retarded shit that doesn't match? It would be simultaneously less and more autistic if they just wore the whole getup and didn't half-ass it.

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>>33577149
>it's okay, we're not blood relatives!

>>33572930
looks like fucking andre the giant

>>33574262
well i gotta sell my jericho now. thanks.

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>>33574881
This is proper PPSh usage.

>>33572712
Two handed swords are for weak cucks.
>Real men use one handed swords.

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>i have mastered both the way of the blade and the gun

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>>33577231
Kekereeno

>>33573683
That's some next level tier Columbine starter pack

>>33573683
is this the poster boy of /k/?

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Coliseum deathmatch between:

100 Fedoras armed with katanas
and
100 /pol/lution globs armed with machetes

Which side wins?

>>33575610
/g/ pls go

>>33577149
it's called budk

>>33572668
there's a 100% he times unfolding his arms wrong and cuts the fuck out his other arm

>>33573683
To be honest if he lost the beard, wore some khaki pants and trenchcoat, and a white button up shirt with a black tie, he would look pretty cool. Sorta like a mafioso straight outta the 20's, here to mobilize the mob and wreak havoc on ISIS.

>>33570384
>>33570420

Many keks were had from these two posts.

>>33572865
This is just some trappy dude not an edgelord

>>33572632
What the hell is wrong with his eyes?

>>33572655
It should read
>I look like a fat ass with my new sword

>>33570388
I like to think these guys eventually grow out of this and look back on it with shame. The alternative is too sad.

>>33574965
Is that the concept motorcycle with a V10 out of a Viper?

>>33573855
Fedoras are because they look "sophisticated," though of course they pair it with the most inappropriate clothing. It's kind of a catch-22, honestly. If you wear it with a t-shirt and shorts, you look like a dweeb. If you actually wear it with a suit, you look like you're trying too hard.

>>33572632
>EuphoricQuasimodo

>>33572632
All this does is remind me that my dad wore a white tux to prom because my mom had on a white dress, and he regrets it to this day.

>>33572767
2fast4me

>>33573634
>Clearly a guy fucking around with the retard at work
ftfy

>>33576331
What's his channel?

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I step out into the street. In front of me stands the gunman, smugly assured of the superiority of his weapon. "Put the gun down now, and I let you live" I say, my voice calm and measured. My fingers rest lightly on the hilt of my katana. The gunman just laughs. I see the muscles in his right hand, that hand that holds the gun, beginning to tense as he prepares to squeeze the trigger. Quicker than the human eye can see I draw my katana, and using the ancient arts I have spent my life studying I use my katana to tear a hole in the very fabric of space-time, of reality itself. I am perhaps one of ten men in the world who know this skill, and one of three who dare to use it. I am the first, and probably last, Westerner to learn these secret arts, whose true Japanese name I will not profane by uttering here.

There is a blinding flash from the muzzle of the gun, but I do not hear the gunshot. Before the sound waves (or bullet) can reach me I step through the makeshift portal I have opened into the extradimensional space. "Space" is not a great word, because in this "place" it is as meaningless as "time," but English lacks the necessary vocabulary to describe something so utterly other, so completely different. The hole closes. I sense that I am not alone. There are beings here, in this "place," which are utterly alien and indescribable. The secret symbols on my katana blaze.

I cannot tell if the battle lasts for an eon or an instant. Such distinctions are meaningless here. I do not know how many there are. There could be a thousand, or there could be only one great entity. I do not know if I kill them (it) or if I merely buy myself a brief respite. Whatever the truth (if a word like truth has any meaning here) I am able to slash another wound into the very fabric of reality. I pass through, and end up in the "real" world, in three dimensional space, directly behind the gunman. A single slice with my katana passes through his skull as easily as it passes through air.

>>33574519
looks like a teenage nationalist socialist

>>33580826
Is that sword made out of plastic?

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>>33574251

No, even better. His name is literally Edge Master.

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>>33573855
It's how they peacock.
>Fedora is to showcase classy appeal for the m'ladies. What kind of fine female wouldn't want a gentleman?
>Trenchcoats and dusters are to show their dangerous/exciting side. They think they look like an anime character with their coat blowing heroically in the wind.
>Long hair for the same reason as the trenchcoat. It makes them feel like their anime characters when the wind kicks up.

I have studied the autist for many years. They are fascinating creatures. I understand the way they think and why they think that way.

So did you guys ever go through an edgy phase? I didn't, thank Christ.

>>33576786
>Is this weapons grade autism?
The full sweatsuit and epic rat tail weren't dead giveaways?

>>33572664
Holy shit, is it me or does this guy look like he really smells bad?

Like a mixture B.O and Saliva

>>33574392

That's the joke, knives are illegal in Britain.

>>33576331
Seconding, I want to see this.

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>>33580654
Honestly its all location and timing, I have a 3 piece white Seersucker suit thats tailored to me and a panama hat to go with it, I've only worn it to 2 weddings in the summer and the 3rd occasion was to get 50$ tickets to disneyland so I can get my peepee touched

These fags are trying to wear full suits/a fedora with shirt and shorts and a trenchcoat in the fucking summer while going to pick up groceries with their mom or to pick up the newest capeshit comic book, all while not shaving, showering and tailoring it, resulting in what we see ITT

>>33580931
How does one get a degree in autist studies. Is it a branch of sociology, or zoology?

>>33581995
Both, first you must understand what makes a human tick. Then you need to study the media that usually draws autists in. Like anime, sonic, japanese role playing games, minecraft, and gary's mod. From there you will be able to see what makes up the autist subculture. Though wildly different in specific tastes and flavors with the aforementioned media, there are a few constants we can draw from these.
>The autist will only talk about their limited interests, unable to connect with another person's.
>The autist will react with disdain towards those ignorant of their very specific and niche interest.
>The autist is extremely impressionable and will repeat any catchphrase, joke, or meme from their favorite youtube let's player ad infinitum.
>Their impressionable nature also controls how they dress themselves and/or conduct themselves in social situations.

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>>33570129
Bang you're dead

>>33574519
Is it bad if I think he looks kinda cool

>>33572806

I remember when this was first posted, on that guy's website it was literally labeled "protecting my domain".

>>33573683

That's an actual Eastern European hitman, you know that right? Good reference if so, shame on you if not.

>>33580824
Not sure if his yt is the same name but heres an ed page on him

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/TolstoyKafkaEvsky

>>33582729
His yt isbthe same, no new videos as of late. He's super cringe and its hilarious

>>33582816
Just glad I never actually met him since we have mutual friends. My friends that have been unfortunate enough to see him all confirm that he is cringeworthy in person. Fuck Maryland.

>>33572839
man, Jeniffer Lawrence got fat

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>>33580826

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>Guns
>Swords
get the fuck out of here you fucking weeaboos and westaboos we all know that vikings were the greatest warriors in existence. I should know I'm 1/64th viking

>>33574419

people are retards for nintendo switch

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Top kek

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>>33580824
>>33581157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB58rq6viJI

You've been warned.

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>>33572632
>are you okay? are you okay? are you okay Annie?
>you've been hit by
>mommy's special little criminal

>>33581138
You missed the reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc

>>33572699
My friend has that in his audi I had to hide the cringe

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>>33570129
sad really, I've been where he is, such a wonderful place, story line and actions played out as good or better than any Broadway play,and at the center of it all is him, an amazingly constructed character that's fits all the needs and wants. Sadly though he's going to wake up from his beautiful lie, and realize you can't mind over matter your body into a fighting machine, he's aware,of course, but will he live out the bittersweet dream while the over-active imagination lasts? or will he walk down the long and hard path to true martial arts? For now though, kill the bad guys, flim-noire detective samurai man, cut. them. down.

>>33584538
>Vikings
>Not having swords
what kind of faggot are you?

>>33570308
Please tell me the tail is detachable so you can have a knife in your off hand. Also does it come in zombie green?

>>33572632
>owns more anime posters than he does clean shirts.

Jesús

>>33572695
Jell of that sweet van tbqh senpai

>>33582485

psh, nothing personal kid.........

>>33582485
If we'll continue pushing hard on fedoras, they will revolt eventually and their culture will make a comeback. Soon this will be considered a norm

>>33570129
OK mr manly man

I'll just have a steak and a beer while I watch your weeb ass bleed out on the floor after I shoot you.

>>33585378
>implying he will not cut your puny bullet in half

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>>33584926
This level of autism should be illegal.

>>33585383
That's why I carry pocket sand and a flamethrower as backup.

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you think you can just bomb my country and get away with it drumpf?

*pulls out sword*

think again, buckaroo

>trenchcoats, edgy hats, mismatching outfits and hilariously oversized weebswords
>*teleports behind you and stabs you in the back*

It's like I'm really in Darkroot Garden

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>>33585582
I survived three wars with Turkey, pussy boy. Bring it on.

>>33572647
Good company to work for though

>>33572806
Well at least they're happy

How do these people no see how lame and cringe they are?

>>33584946
Underrated

>>33572725
Old people get a pass for doing this though, atleast they can make weebshit look genuinely cool with white beards and everything. Only thing really cringy about that guy is the pasty figure, that's how I imagine half of 4chan honestly

>>33574439
That's just too perfect, I honestly think some of these are fabricated. I've met some stupid people, but noone can be that edgy, right?

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>>33570420

>M'faggot

>>33572725
This is for artist references, I dont think hes actually an edgelord

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>>33586898
>"artists"
>not egdelords

>>33574519

Oh god he even has a reverse-bladed sword.

>>33570129
>Real men use blades.
Real men get killed because they don't keep up with the times and use outdated things.

>>33584625
>Teleports wall behind you.

>>33570129
I also live near this guy, played some traditional games with him and mutual friends. He is even more annoying than you can imagine. Though he works at a damn drug store and leeches off his mildly successful parents, he acts like hes superior to you to maximum cringe levels. He will also legit try to work the phrase "Damascus steel" in to conversations that have nothing to do with anything.

https://www.facebook com/tolstoy.k.evsky

i can also tell you right now that hes never even been to fucking norway and lives in shit town usa of maryland.

>>33576904
I looks like a shitty version of a tonfa

>>33582606
who is that then?

>>33574262
that looks like a pedophile/ serial killer

>>33584926
you undo the button of the suit when you sit down you DUMB FUCK!

>>33572714
sweet jesus..the fuck is that thing..

>>33572806
threw up a little...

>>33572865
everything wrong with the world in one picture

>>33584926
say what you will, he fucking crushed that can of redbull

>>33572840
the crazy thing about this guy particularly is that he actually does know what he's doing.

Time to come clean here /k/. I own and wear a trench coat. It's warm, has deep pockets, a big collar, is relatively water resistant, and costs 20 bucks to replace at the surplus store. I also own a kukri. It's a better for cutting brush than a hatchet and way sturdier than the cheap ass machetes I was using while camping. I do not own a fedora. I own a bowler. It's much more fashionable.

But yeah this whole thread has me cringing at the autism.

>>33577450
>>33575982
>>33588330
Newfags

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>>33570129
>nobody's made the obvious indiana jones reference
What's happened to you, /k/?

>>33572871
I hate that i like his jokes.

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>>33590643
/k/ has been taken over by Russian shills

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*blinds you*

>>33582856
I think he's in Carolina now, he has a video about moving with his brother.

>>33584538
He thinks Viking is an overarching term for Scandanavian! Kek

>>33572695
I'd fuck him for that van

>>33574360
>not posting the master

https://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34

>>33572695
>heard you were talking shit about the accounting department

>>33572655
at least it's not a katana

>>33570129
tru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

>>33580826
that was painful to read

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>>33574881
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

probably the most tragic and at the same time may be the best thing about moronic neckbeard weeb faggots is that they never get the difference between an actual fedora hat and a trilby which is what they all wear thinking it's a fedora

weeb faggots are cancer and deserve to die alone like the moronic pieces of shit they are

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>>33570129

this tbqhwy desu senpai

Regarding that picture of a Cossack soldier holding his shaska. Anons, I had an early 1940s Soviet shaska until recently. Very regrettably had to sell it due to a financial crisis. I've owned a lot of swords. This thing was a frigging cleaver by comparison to all others. It made katanas and traditional cavalry sabers seem girly. The blade was massively heavy and razor sharp. The wounds it would have inflicted in battle are best not imagined.

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>>33570129
You keep thinking that when you're filled with bullet holes holding your precious katana.

>>33573618

Who's the accountant dweeb?

>>33570129
You again.
Hmm, did i killed u before?

>>33572898
Genuinly would fuck her.

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>>33570129
Jesus, dude....

>>33584926
Hmm I dunno. He's an aspie so his thoughts are running a mile aminute but he's been making some valid points against /k/ shit posting.

>>33572839
I'd still fuck her

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>>33572806

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>>33580939
I have owned, in my past:

>1x "katana" i bought from a market
>1x black leather trenchcoat
>1x spikey leather wrist band
>1x tshirt with a silver dragon on it
>2x wallet chains (at the same time, not attached to a wallet)

The sword got used to hack up pine trees and left to rust in a corner, i wore the trench coat about 5 times but people kept laughing at me, and i grew out of the rest.

>>33581138
they're illegal to carry without a valid reason, not to own. I got this from grandad after he died, dunno if it's worth anything but it's knife to have
>huehuehuehue

>>33580916
Holy kek

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>>33570129
real men are smart
real men use ranged weapons to not be at a disadvantage

>>33590643
He looks like indy and isis' s autistic bastard love child wearing a mix of both their shit.

>>33570388
It was done under influence of bad movies.

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>>33585591

>>33572695
>died fighting McCloud in New York

>>33580939
I didn't because I was too much of a shut-in to be edgy. Not happy.

>>33592512
Shit happens.

>>33595870
>they're illegal to carry without a valid reason
*Without a valid reason* translates to illegal.

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>>33572695

>>33574262
WAIT A FUCKIN SECOND
is that fucking bfgmovies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSm__5_0BTk

>>33585591

11/10 reference.

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>>33572664
>>33572725

Excellent blade choice

>>33576462
>threaten steven segal with a Nylon 66
>walk slowly closer until in his reach
>he can't disassemble the gun
>I win

>>33572695
Never gonna give you up...

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>>33572632

>>33584926
So how many extra chromosomes does he have?

>>33580939
i own a fedora
i wish for death soon

>>33580939
Mine was very brief, I bought some mall ninja swords from the mallninja shop in our shit strip mall.
But then I stopped watching Inuyasha and watched better shit like Cowboy Bebop and started funneling that money into firearms.

I got into the surplus market when the surplus market was gud

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>>33570420
>m'faggot

>>33575531
Isn't that a good thing? Fuck taco tits

>>33572699
At least it's a stickshift

>>33574439
I want to see one of the autists who actually believe they can slice through steel armor to put their sword up against 15mm mild steel.

>>33574519
Doesn't look all that bad, thin and maintained hair. Better than fat neckbeards.

>>33570129

It would actually be pretty cool if stuff could be decided with an honourable sword fight. Too bad everyone is shitty.

>>33577949
The audience.
But practically I'd expect /pol/ to have the will to kill far more than the weebs. One or two psychopaths will chop up a weeb, paint themselves in his blood, take his katana and go on a rampage.
Before getting killed by a chink /pol/lack for not being white enough.

>>33580931
For a while I considered getting a trenchcoat for practical purposes (keeping my legs dry in the rain), but I realized I have the classic (skellington) autist build so I decided against it.

>>33585383
>cut bullet in half
>now have 2 bullet
>bullet win everytime

>>33573855
>the disappointed mother trying to stifle laughter while taking the picture

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>>33570129

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Step aside, peasants.

The Negromancer has arrived to show you the kangly wayz of the magic staff.

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>>33575537
I thought that Dragonovs were called balalaikas?

>>33592529
Source?

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>>33574519

WHAT A SHAME

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>>33574519

>>33572783
is this northernlion?

>>33580939
>buy trench coat on sale because fuck huge snow storms during winter and it's a 30 minutes walk from school to home everyday
>realize wearing something that big is kinda bothersome for daily tasks
>buy cold steel Cutlass machete because the one from walmart is kinda shit and the grip hurts
>by the time it gets here from Amazon all the branches has already been cut and disposed and I cringe when I even think about posing or walking outside with it
>have long hair
>hair blocks vision regularly, see self in yearbook photo and decided enough is enough
It hurt so good

I wonder why arent you guys shitting on skallagrim and the likes. Do you hate sword wielding autism or just katana desu

>>33598756
>Doubt

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>>33599499

Whats more autistic than liking swords? Being the guy who doesn't get that liking swords (yes, even Katanas) isn't inherently autistic and that its a legitimate hobby.

So fuck you, shitting on peoples /k/ hobby whilst on /k/.

>>33599499
Swords/katanas are just an excuse to make fun of the autism.

>>33578951
So, basically if he looked completely different. I get what you mean, though

>>33577761
Long swords are two handed swords

>>33572806
Fierce, loving, protective.

A masterpiece.

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Qapla'-!

>>33572865
Would fuck even if man

>>33599205
Dunno, that's how the germans called the Ppsh during the World War and during their service with the border guards.

>>33574392
I see you've played a game of knifey spooney before.

>>33599454
yes, yes it is lol. You can find varients of it people made on his twitter.

>>33600526
Explain the appeal of this "weapon" to me

>>33572865
I would absolutely destroy that

>>33572655
It looks like he has a fridge near the tv.

Genius!

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>>33572674
Hahaha oh wow this guy totally looks like an old friend of mine. He used to like that black metal shit too.

Pic very related. He posts cringey shit like that all the damn time.

Some of these posts remind me of my freshmen year of high school. Too think I was on my way to becoming one of these guys. I posted somebody cringey fucking shit on MySpace. Thank goodness i found the gym sophomore year and grew out of that shit.

Social media... never again.

>>33572839
still would

>>33574262
this guy posts on /k/, or he used to, I remember him posting a pic of himself with his guns. He actually has a pretty neat AK build

>>33603018
It's the main reason I would never go to a /k/ meet-up. Too many mentally ill people find acceptance here.

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>>33584926
Is autism actually becoming increasingly frequent, or is the definition becoming increasingly broad?

I, for one, understand the desperate need to categorize and create otherness for creatures such as TolstoyKafkaEvsky and OP, in order to shun them more effectively.

The trade-off, of course, being that butthurt parents will blame vaccines, EM radiation, and Trump for 'making' their kid retarded

>>33603790
>Is autism actually becoming increasingly frequent, or is the definition becoming increasingly broad?
I think it's the latter. Human psychology and its phenomenons, mental illness, etc was poorly-understood until pretty recently

>>33603018
>guy

You realize that is just a girl taking testosterone right?

>>33603790
>Is autism actually becoming increasingly frequent, or is the definition becoming increasingly broad?

I think its a bit of both, actually.

The insane amount of chemicals we consume over our lifetimes is bound to fuck us up, probably the same thing with Cancer. Roundup and Monsanto and Monsanto and what have you. Our Medical system might not handle the pure number of these people combined with the diabetics and Obese.

What happens when all these fat kids start loosing limbs from Diabeetus?

>>33580939
Yeah, a Christian edgy phase.
It consisted of Skillet and hoping that Christ's second coming would happen sooner.
I found internet porno and that snapped me out of edginess.

>>33602494
star trek

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Clothing is just shitty armor
>Needing armor

If you aren't running into battle naked you're a little bitch