How the fuck is this tactical?

>>33569999
You can hide in spaghetti. Also, no one will see if your spaghetti falls out.

>>33569999
Fall in Europe.

>>33569999
Just in case you need to operate in a burning building.

>>33569999
For hiding in autumn maybe, I only came to check your digits senpai

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the same way this was tactical in 1964?

>>33570079
Crab battle!

>>33569999
that's some sweet lava planet camo op

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>>33570079

maybe they were trying to imitate british home-guard camo

You guys, this is for hiding from tactical deer.

>>33569999
It's supposed to be tacticool; not tactical.

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>>33569999
Fall camo

>>33570179
It's only effective for a couple weeks of the year and only in very specific parts of the country.

>>33570179

Seems pretty effective if the enemy is tripping on mushrooms

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Looks like Ali G's camo.

>>33570179
alpenflage does it better

>>33569999
>just fought condiment king

>>33569999
Perfect for hiding in a float in a gay pride parade

>>33569999
You've never been in the northeast in October, have you?

>>33570228
>It's only effective for a couple weeks of the year and only in very specific parts of the country.
Except that those weeks of the year happen to be deer season in most of the northern parts of the country, meaning it's the time when millions of Fudds take their guns out of the closet once a year and actually go out and fire a few rounds.

>>33570079
Did you post the wrong pic anon? All I see there is a brick wall.

>>33569999
It was never issued you idiot. It was sold to civilians as a novelty

>>33569999
When you have to advance under fire across the lava fields to combat the Reptilian menace, you'll be thankful for that camo.

>>33569999
It doesn't show mustard stains, so you can tactically eat hotdogs without giving up your position

>>33570179
Works well. I can't see the dude at all.

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>>33569999
ravioli ravioli

>>33570179
damn, legitimately could not see the dude for a minute there

>>33570008
How's the flying gig going in Texas? Have not seen you in a while. You still live in grape or grapevine or somethibg like that?

>>33570179
oh clever didn't expect him there. guess it does work well for specific applications

>>33570179
You can still see him pretty easily desu

>>33571720
hint: look at the ground

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>>33570008
or a Gyro

It's meant for the seconds after the ICBM detonates and the firestorm sweeps through the area.

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>>33569999
TO -> OP

>>33570257
RESTEPC

>>33570179
There's no guy there, is there?

>>33569999
Is that Milo? So that's why they call him dangerous.

>>33573130
yea dude. he's right there.

>>33573324
You're a liar, I do not appreciate your dishonesty.

>>33573324
>>33572062
>>33572049
>>33571938
>>33571766
>>33571720
fuck all of you

>>33573573
don't be upset because you have shit eyes anon.

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>>33569999
It's for when you need to operate in Hawaii or on Mustafar.

>>33572442
more like dick wall amirite

goddamn I want to suck Kaine's dick until she furiously pumps in and out of my mouth before delivering an explosive load on my tongue and down my throat

>>33569999
Have you never needed to operate on top of a giant pizza before?

>>33569999
That autumn camo is soooo last season.

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>>33572442
Damn that's some good camo i didn't even notice the brick wall.

>>33569999
Makes you blend in between the Canadians.

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>>33574437
There are easier ways to infiltrate Canada.

>>33571398
Deer are color blind and only mammals around that give a crap is your jacket green or red are the ones that might accidentally shoot you.

>>33574709
I don't think you know how color blindness works

>>33569999
> check em

>>33571731
What's in the pocket..

>>33569999
it's napalm camo for flamers nignog

>>33574902
I know it very well. It works like that you don't see the difference between green and red, and thus that camo works like a normal woodland to you.

>>33569999
Someone post those Brazilians operating inna desert. Its actually pretty effective as far as desert clay camp. Also checked

>>33569999
I've been trying to find a pair of these for durr hunting. I can't even find it on fleabay

>>33574709

Fun Fact: Recent research has now lead us to believe that deer are in fact not colorblind.

>>33570079
It actually works>>33572442

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>>33575022

>>33573130
There is, noone said the distance tho. It can be few meters, it can be shitload of kilometers, or even a extraterestial guy in some planet

>>33572573
kek

>>33569999
Helps Charlie hide in the napalm.

>>33569999
on a volcanic island

>>33569999
Volcanoes are excellent for sniping.

>>33569999
New firefighter Camouflage

>>33570257
I was thinking the same thing

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>>33569999
while dying in a fire

>>33569999
>He's never had to hide in a forest fire
Spotted the newfag

>>33569999
It's part of the new uniform for the Mars Expiditionary Corps.

>>33569999
Blend in to Hell

>>33569999
If he had been wearing this during the Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting, the shooter would never have seen him.

>>33569999

reese's pieces factory camo

>>33572461
lol I kinda want this to be a real thing now.

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>>33569999
You tell me which camo blends better with the surrounding

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>>33578374

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>>33575638
how high are you right now

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>>33578412

>>33578594
>I joined for this?

>>33569999
It blends in flawlessly on Marine oil tankers.

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>>33572073

>>33578553
172 Above-Sea-Level and you?

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>>33569999

>>33573617
>she
>dick
Anon...

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>>33580960
Not him, but she's canonically a hermaphrodite.