for self protection against people who want to kill me
Explosive, self-lubricating, ovipositer, 3 foot, vibrating, rainbow dildo
>>33569268
Ruger LCP
>>33569268
Nobody wants to kill you, you mentally ill faggot.
Something that can fit in your anus i.e. my tongue, finger, or penis
>against people who want to kill me
Given most trannies off themselves, your best bet is no guns.
>>33569268
Just get an attack dog, like a pitbull or rottweiler.
Plus, you can train your dog to fuck you in the ass. Bonus.
>>33569330
You'd be surprised. Depending on where people live, lives can be in danger just for liking dick, nevermind wanting to remove your own. OP, just buy a decent handgun and a rifle, learn to handload, and be safe, okay?
>>33569330
this, you retards think everyone is out to get you. If anything you'll likely kill someone for wearing a Trump hat.
>>33569330
he obviously is desperate for attention. just recommend a gun.
>>33569369
10x this. Stay safe OP