Patch thread

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TO JAIL

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>>33569272
>implying the police can unrape
What's the link to you're art gallery, m8? I seem to have lost the link.

>page 9

There are 11 fucking pages you triple niggers

>>33569299
guardbrodraws on facebook

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>nigger store deletes two of the product pages in the last second and I have to remake them.

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I <3 you woodpatch.

so when is gloli dropping?

>>33569521
lurk more you autistic fuck

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Who was the guy who would draw catgirl futa on people's packages?

NEET?

>>33569555
your mum you dog molesting faggit

answer the question or shut your mouth cunt

>>33569521
gloli can drop on my dick

>>33569562
Why pay for futa art when you can just get an irl futa? I'm sure a trip to Thailand wont cost much.

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Ai I fucked up, can you combine orders 1953 and 1981, initials are C.H.

>>33569570
no

>>33569562
yeah but if you ask for it without paying when it's in stock he'll eat your asshole with a hammer

Rip glock loli patch
Never ever gonna be done properly

>>33569608
Odds are you'll get a second envelope anyways with "no" on it like I did from Neet.

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>>33569272
I like that drawing

>>33569521
>>33569674

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patch when?

>>33569674
>>33569747
Well at least you can make up time spent and sell those patches for the 4.50 rubles you said. If anything, it shows your devotion to the whole patch meme general.

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>When gloveman mails you a glove

Danke for extra petch!

>>33569811
Lick the glove

>>33569674
i'll buy one and hand crop it, see if i won't.

>>33569785
gotta wait and see what manufacturer says

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>>33569881
Godspeed skin

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>>33569747

>>33569307
Thanks, bruv.

>>33569959
>not for lewding
Lil late for that, ain't it?

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>>33570059

>>33570081
>implying dragon loli will be able to call the cops form my underground dungeon
Maybe if she collaborates with NEET.

>>33570081
Loli is legal in my state, you have no power here

>>33570096
I forgot about the hidden lore of like half the sellers getting abducted by Heart and living in his basement

>>33570103
What state? I need to know for scientific reasons.

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>>33570096
>>33570103
>mfw im suddenly getting angry emails asking where "their" free art is

Listen here you little jews

>>33570118
>free art
Nigga I send NEET $4 everytime I can to get that futa art.

>>33570118
Aw shit Guardbros back.

>>33570114
I'm not at liberty to disclose that information

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>>33570081
>>33569959

>>33570195
You should draw a lewd of her.

>>33570195
Who is that?

>>33570244
Gloli

>>33570195
I'd lewd all over her.

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>>33570195

holy fuck dragon maid is aotc

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Someone please take these and make something of them.

Or any opposing force patches.

>>33570386
stop using stupid abbreviations

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>>33570409

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Sorry I'm late... I needed food and we just got a burger king in town. Always busy

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>>33570430

>>33570430
OWO what's this?

>>33569192
>my patch is the OP

I'm flattered.

>>33570452
Where'd you get it btw? kinda interested in picking one up

>>33570481
are you fucking retarded

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>>33570483
>>33570481

>>33570483
Have you seen the amount of places that sell novelty patches for this board?

>>33570518
maybe
JUST MAYBE
when he said "my" he meant the one he produces

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>>33570481

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>>33570439
pic related

>>33570444
DrPepper from burgas kang, I got a whopper, I underestimated how big it is, I only got half way, Ill try and finish it later

>>33570481
I am the seller, not the buyer.

www.polarise.co

>>33570533
>>33570430
Burger King is second in line for the shittiest food

Hardees is objectively better and with the $5 deal it's way cheaper

>>33570544
nah you're a faggot

>>33570549
>fries are trash
>don't even have curly fries
>burgers are bland
>also trash

Their only saving grace is unlimited Icees

>>33570544
Why are you such a faggot about fast food?

Yo how's our Flight Paramedic patch coming along

>>33570544
yeah nigger, hardees all greasy and messy. no thank you.

>>33570555
the chicken is where it's at, the two original for 5 is a killer deal

>>33570544
>>33570533
Burger king a shit.
Wendy's is where it's at.

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kanna called koba a cuckold

>>33570561
you ship yet nigger?

>>33570585
no post office is closed, Im drawing anime tiddies!

>>33570565
wendys is prolly the best out of the national franchises

>>33570605
Well aren't you an aspie qt

>>33570605
damn I wanted my blems

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>>33570559
Polarize is doing it.

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>>33569811
got to ya quick

>>33570430
>>33570544
>>33570565
>not going to the superior fast food joint

>>33570631
In n out is better

>>33570636
>cuckfornian thinking his opinion matters
lel

>>33570636
cuckfornian

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>>33570322

>>33570648
ohhh mannnn

>>33570643
Hahaha think again dumb fuck I'm based in TX we have em here and general west cost

>>33570659
worst coast*

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>>33570631
You're such a texan skog
I've only had it once, when I went to corpus christi. Don't remember it...

>>33570648
>skinny wants lewd
>looks at pinup list
>skinny is next
>mfw

>>33570533
>can't even finish a whopper
Ask me how you being a girl is now confirmed.

>>33570661
t. flyover state

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>>33570556
why are you just a faggot?

>>33570561
>dried out meat flaps that sit in warmers all day are better than natural liquefied fats

>>33570565
meh
Not bad, but not great

>>33570582
>slowpoke.swf

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>>33570712
>florida
>flyover

>>33570659
Californian here and even I have to admit that a Whataburger with spicy ketchup is da bomb.

>>33570712
keep flying over so you don't bring your cancer here

>>33570659
>>33570636
Been to one up in Dallas, was a pretty decent burger but the fries were way too soft not even close whataburger though

>>33570685
birthplace of whataburger and the only two-story one I've been to

>>33570721
You're god damn right. And I ain't even a fan of ketchup

>>33570756
I think you're brown skog

>>33570533
Why do all women have trouble finishing their food?

>>33570544
This is truth

>>33570565
>>33570565
Speaking of Wendy's is that lewd Wendy's patch finished yet?

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>>33570648
cheeky fucker you posted during dinner

>>33570766
cop a couple Die Glockes and maybe I'll show ya whats under the glove

>>33570830
gut guard, you can love and care for as well as lewd every so often

>>33570839
hopefully burned skin

>>33570849
*but

>>33570839
I feel like either A. You may be a women
B. Possibly brown or C. Skin disease or some shit or D. You could be a tranny

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>>33570849
LOLIS ARE FOR LOVING AND CARRYING, NOT FOR LEWDS.

is it wrong to go overseas to get a child bride?

>>33570883
only if you don't pay for the plane ticket

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Ayy better late than never

In stock is still:
>SCP (With words)
>dataDyne (hat sized aka boat patch)

Will reply to this with the vote on which/k/R6 you guys perfer to be ran asap

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>>33570909
Here's the poll

>http://www.strawpoll.me/12679765
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12679765
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12679765

Please vote and let me know

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>>33570877
Why not both?

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>>33570920

I want gloli to explode while i hold her

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>>33570956
same

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>>33570956

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>>33570956

>>33570877
Which character was it a few weeks back when Ai was going on about how having a daughter would be cucking yourself

It started out with one anon talking about loving and caring for a loli character.

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polish GuP patch when?

>>33571086
>having a daughter is cucking yourself
You have to fuck first though

>>33571073
>>33570969
you know you wanna pull her clit to full auto, flick her nipple to fire-mode, feed a double mag in her, and make her explode as you hold her tight and loading a cartridge in her chamber.
>t.nogunz

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>>33570877

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I need to make a patch for my departments uniforms at work, how do?

>>33571167
pay someone here to make it for you

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I know most people complain about. Getting too much ice but I like ice when I finish my soda. that way it turns to water it kinda cleans the pallet.
>the get almost zero ice

>>33571173
you have a bf?

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>>33571143
Lolis are never for lewds

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>>33571172
I'm down, link ze website pls.

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>>33570966
>>33570956

I dunno guys, I like mine the way she is!

>>33571189
No, no, no, you're supposed to say L O N D O N

>>33571140
>got milf
Kek

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>>33570636

>>33571292
I bet you don't even know who that is.

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>>33570636
Awww yeah

It's what a hamburger's all about.

>>33571315
Cary Grant or Walter Burns?

>>33571292
Not him, but I'm going to guess Gene Kelly?

>>33571189
Brain fart? no my creative juices are ruining pretty well rn

>>33570919
I didn't know I needed this

>>33571345
my juices are flowing too bby

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>>33571333
You are right on the first one.

What? Did you all think I was only a weeb? I'm a little more well-rounded than that.

>best anime ever

>>33571333
>Walter Burns
Why would you say that, right on the first one.

>>33571335
Stupid faggot

>>33571345
I'll be your sugar daddy

>>33571358
That was the character. I was covering my bases.

>>33571380
Ah just know the actor by that name

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>>33571173
>not realizing that fountain ice is a juden concept to limit the amount of pop one gets
I always order no ice and put the drink in the freezer

>>33571167
plenty of talent on here, you can shoot us an email and we'll see what we can do
>[email protected]

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Better color? A little lighter and more orangey?

>>33571402
is she hot?

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>>33571402
You're also a grill?

Are you faggots going to tell me a good place to get a custom patch design made or not?

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>>33571150
last one

>>33571422
whats ur store?

>>33571402
Skin is brown from what the other dealers have said maybe the picture is a fluke

>>33571402
i want those hands around my cock

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>>33571411
lol no

>>33571422
same, i gotta get to drawing elma

>>33571427
i think only neet has seen my skin color, maybe Ai, im not super mexican dark

>>33571434
its the patch lady,

-
geez yall

>>33571402
The ass was the issue from what I saw from the last thread.

>>33571444
i still want her hands

>>33571352
Ayy don't mention its what I'm here for

>>33571422
that was fun

>>33571449
i told them, theyre fixing that too

>>33571167
Which department and do you have a mascot/logo?

>>33571425
I got a facebook and a patreon, thass my store. Guardbrodraws

>>33571418
These fags will not. Your best bet is to google it. Custom patches and that shit. Some overseas exploited chinese sweat shop will make some for you. But from what I heard you need to order like a hundred to get some sort of balance vs cost price. Otherwise you'll get ass blasted from a few custom designs.

>>33571470
How much do you charge for commissions?

>>33571496
30 per character, but if you donate monthly to patreon i subtract the amount from the commission charge so people dont get dicked

>>33571519
I'll contact you I want to see a mock up of my waifu done in your style.

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>>33571389
yes custom-leather-lampshade-and-handmade-soap salesman, but I like the ice to melt in to ice so I can wash out the bitter sugar after taste of soda when I'm done.

>>33571402
orange!? what is wrong with your eyes? that is clearly like a neon pink. GET A PMS COLOR!

>>33571444
>tripps
youve posted your hand with that big iron record

>>33571358
>>33571353
Thanks <3, I guess...

>>33571462
Fleet Support Services

>>33571470
Sweet

>>33571527
i'm liking that finger

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Another to consider.
Got some Syria themed stuff brewing... need to see how it would all fit together.

>4.50 for those "blemishes"
Not even worth the shipping. Whole patch is fucked.

>>33571635
why the fag colours?

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>>33571635
Nod to a now-ironic apple promo button.

>>33571526
be advised that i got commissioned to do a comic and hes a previous customer so im doing a little extra for him, so the wait time may be lengthy for abit

>>33571658
The rainbow was the symbol of God's promise to Noah, it's about time we took it back

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So I made an /o/tist patch but I figured I'd share it here too just in case anyone's interested.

It's the only item on my ebay store /usr/mwooper if you guys wanna check it out. Thanks.

>>33571717
well that is correct

>>33571717
>Yo dawg i wont eva do dis agayn

>>33571635
enlarge the text like the reference image, will cop

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>>33571730
KEK. you got me. My brother had an RX8 it felt weird, but I realy don't get the hype around rotaries. I'd a cheby 383 any day.

>>33571607
Thanks, I grew them myself.


Also, how much wood could you chuck?

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>>33571824

>>33571824
if i paid you 500 bucks would you take pictures for me?

>>33571824
Stickerbot confirmed for loving oniichan in lewd manner. Hopping up into his ride and shit.

Calls for incestuous fan fic involving lots of spark plug cleaning under the hood.

>>33570966
>aftermarket barrel
>hurr hurr glocks suck

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>>33571824

NO

DO NOT LEWD THE MASCOT

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patch when?

>>33572029
But you already did though?

>>33571730
Velcro backed?

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>>33572042

WoodChan isn't lewd.

She's not.

>>33572061
soss?

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>>33572061
Oh really mr . Wants puts everything on wood even wood posts.

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>>33572061
*Sibs dea*

Just bought a patch from polar. Why is he listed as MIA if he's actively posting in this thread?

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>>33572084

One time doesn't mean she isn't a good girl.

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>>33572029
>>33572061
pic related

>>33571862
Y O U A R E N E X T

>>33571864
While it was a course in my commercial and advertising schooling, I'm really not much of a photographer. But are we talking like portraits, baby pictures, senior photos? I don't travel.

>>33571965
You are fake news

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>>33572102
you better make her fucking cute you silly robot, i swear

>>33572100
>Poses naked.
>A good girl.
Pick 1 Only 1

>>33572120
We all make bad choices, look at her, she's so embarrassed, she realized it was a bad decision in the middle, Wood-chan is pure, PURE

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>>33571814
more to your liking?

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>>33572117
I'll make her something...

>>33572145
This is a pretty good parody design.

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>>33572148

>>33572102
just a picture of your whole body with whatever clothes in the picture showing your face.

>>33572143
She pleases old men for money.

>>33572145
much better

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Off the record, you're doing a great job Sticker.

It may not be her first time but still be gentle please?

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>>33572159
D-Don't try me, S-Skinny-chan... I-I d-do it!

>>33572209
a little cute twist plz <3 wanna see my store mascot im making?

>>33572201
dont worry.. wood-kun.. I've been told I have skilled fingers (- ε •) ~chu

>>33572219
yus, email me if it requires class 9 opsec

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>>33572193
Cool. I was going to have some pins made, as well as the requisite other hardware.
>>33572155
Thank you mate. I occasionally have my moments of clarity. Would love feedback on some of the other work as well. I'm not big on anime so I'll leave that to the resident weebs.

>>33572249
sent

>>33572288
I like the concept of Dale's Trust No One. Though I'm not sure how well his face will translate into a patch

Whatever happened to that Back to the Future/AnCap "Where we're going, we won't need roads" patch? Did that ever end up getting made?

>>33572145
Holy shit that's awesome.

>>33571357
that would be Corey in the House you fucking plebeian

>>33571527
>soda

It's pop, you uncultured swine

>>33571715
can you make me some dank pronz comics

>>33571730
actually funny

>>33571824
they wind up super fast and wind super high
that's the point

>>33572034
slut who threw her trainer under the bus does not deserve a patch

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I'm new to patch collecting. I have a bunch of shit coming. So in the meantime show me your collections but with a gun.

>>33572459
fag gun

>>33572321
Well, we're going to find out soon. Should have a sample by this time next week. The other one will have to be woven to capture the lines.
>>33572412 Thanks senpai.


Any interest in the Dead Bug as a patch? Otherwise I'll channel my efforts elsewhere.

Ian patch when? >>33572461

>>33572489
I would have gone more minimalist. Silver glasses and hat with text below that.

>>33572459
no one here owns guns

>>33572478
t. no guns

>>33572459
Nice try ATF

>>33572508
I just own a golden Jericho 941F and a turkey shotty so yeah I'm, no guns.

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>>33572533
>owns a golden anything
>calls my gun gay

>>33572560
It's just the barrel and an extended mag.

>>33572567
didn't know they made extended mags for a jericho

>>33572576
the cz ones fit just fine so I got 32 rounds in that sucker, not bad for 20 bucks.

>>33569468
>>33569468
thanks for letting me know he restocked senpai

>>33572497
Honk made the design months ago. People generally agreed on it then. The other stuff I'm working on my self.

Holy shit who made Dragon Maid? This thing is amazing. Fafnir is the best, here's hoping for S2.

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>ZZ Div & Lobby Boy
Pre-order only restock is live till 12 Apr. If you have questions email us at [email protected]

More designs tbd

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Ai explain Trash Dove product code.

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>>33572791
>pre-order
pic

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>>33570648
at first glance I thought she had a bulge going on there.

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>>33571444
>Elma

God yes. Thiccest and hungry dragon best dragon.

>>33572067
Aioi Yuuko of Nichijou

>>33572059
Yep :)

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>>33572700
not going to happen, buddy

Season 3 Konosuba would happen sooner

>tfw never

>>33573040
Nice

>>33573050
why? did the bds not sell?

>>33573065
Konosuba sells like crazy, but they want $80 for every 2 episodes and season 3s never happen

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>>33572201

>>33573098
>no stylized trimmed bush
dropped

jk, I love it

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>>33573120

>>33573142
sz8uch a fasggot

Help, discovered mead tonite
Literally nectar of the gods.

>>33573142
>not trimmed
>not stylized
I love ya Sticky, but komm Jeztz

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>>33573098
tan lines

>>33573164
sweet or biter stuff?

>>33573164
I want to bully a drunk 2hu

>>33573164
Learn how to make it. It's expensive if you just get it from the store and more is always better.

I can give you some tips if you need em.

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>>33573098

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>>33573276
<3

>>33573172
sweet, that honey after taste is addictive

>>33573178
I prob would, shit was like 10-15 per bottle
Did experiment with hard cider with housemate tho product burned like fire

>>33573174
drunk me usually jumps straight to hangover headache, so rarely go beyond tipsy

>>33573098
I-Is this gonna be a patch? Cuz if it is, I'm very interested.

Get to work on that cute tomahawk you proposed yesterday, I liked that too.

>>33573312

I think Sticker is gonna make a series of stickers of all the patch sellers.

>>33573329
Just popping around and saw this post. I'd actually love to spend money on quality vinyl stickers of some of the designs you guys do. I really love that Tomahawk one.

>>33573329
Sooo, target stickers for when you guys take too long on a delivery? :P

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I checked the pastebin, and couldn't find the waffen aesthetic korp patch. Who did the run on those? I have only ever bought from kommandostore.

>>33573311
I think my 5 gal batches ran ~$3 per 750 mL bottle. Maybe $4 for a fancier mead.

The big thing with mead is that you do want to take care of the leaves and sediment. Shit will change the flavor.

Getting cider to burn is an achievement I guess. But it is a good choice if you want to crank the abv to 18+%

>>33573380
And I'm not counting reusable stuff like equipment and bottles.

>>33573380
There was def more bite than regular cider, prob loaded with natural sugars.
Fucker got it shipped frozen from Amish country

Will prob try for one gallon batches
Plus kinda impatient with fermenting stuff for 2+months when you have the need for mead

>$14 shipping for two patches that cost $14 together
Fuck off

i might be too cdsrunk toto pack orders....... ;( but i will leave them aopen and double check in morning berof postoffacie

eheh pitrucer captcha

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>>33573457

That's not for me is it? Because I literally just fixed my shipping again. The rate-based shipping wasn't giving anyone international the option for first class mail, only first class package which is a fuck ton more.

>>33569192
>good night
>not "good flight"

>>33573477
It's WGW, not you dont worry. Though i did order a patch from you the other day and the shipping was kinda steep but not this god damn steep.
I don't know why it costs so much to ship from america desu.
If i mailed a patch to the US it would cost me $1.45 in your moneys

>>33573522

WGW uses Shopify too so they might have the same problems I do.

I thought rate-based would save you guys money internationally but it ends up costing you 3x as much because it defaults to package instead of mail which is astronomically high. I don't know why either, the option is enabled for it to be available.

I just changed international to fix rates that are a lot more reasonable for now. I wish I had found out sooner.

>>33573433
Yeah... 2-3 months is for stuff like beer and cider.
Mead likes 6 minimum. 2 to ferment then a couple more for the sediment to settle and the mead to age.

It's the one bad thing about the hobby.

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>>33573363
is this what you're looking for?

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>>33573544
>6+ months

>>33573538
>now $1 less for shipping
Shopify seems unable to math
Thanks anyway my man

>>33573488
Hmm, between your suggestion and your dubs it seems I need to make a patch with that text.

>>33573564
I mean, you CAN drink it but there's this unpleasant type of half-tangy sourness from the leaves.

...I think there are a couple issues with shipping alcohol too. I can't bail you out.

>>33573635
it's good, will find some other way to get my mead fix

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>>33573645
Well, if you change your mind and want to try something I'll be here.

total newfag here. I like guns. told a friend I like patches and want to get some. he pretty much told me "lol idk check the patch general."
so how do I get a custom pacth orrrr???

>>33574089
You want a completely custom patch?
>http://heropatches.com/
there you go

>>33574089
You get custom patch by going to Etsy or >>33574101 or some shit. This general is for chinese cartoon and gun related patches sold by a team of closet homosexuals.

>>33574089
For custom patches go to alibaba desu

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Akoogly eyes patch when?

>>33574089
>>33571418
>>33571481
You could also check if your area has a local embroidery store, who could do things cheaper at smaller quantities once you factor in shipping and all that.

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Holy fuck.

I just figured out what was wrong with my shipping and why it was never offering First Class Mail which is the cheapest.

It's officially fixed, if you guys want to check just to confirm I'd appreciate it. There is an option to set a "default" package and it was using some place holder package size that Shopify arbitrarily provided and it was using those dimensions to calculate shipping. So it was always assuming I was shipping my shit out in small boxes instead of padded envelopes.

So now even First-Class Package is cheaper, which I still recommend because it's tracked but if you're short of cash you can use First-Class Mail and it should be $2 and change in the US at least.

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>>33574160
Yeah that's better, I paid $6.50 for shipping on my order so it's halved now.

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So is Guard like... a chad just memeing with us or is he legit? Dude looks too normal to like anime as much as he lets on

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>>33573164
Stop appropriating my culture

>>33574297
He's whatever you want him to be.

>>33574456
.... so boyfriend isnt out of the question

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>>33574485

>>33574297
Liking anime doesn't suddenly change how you look anon, I don't see what you're trying to get at.

>>33574297
He's married and has a daughter.

>>33574544
Im just saying I think its some kind of long game or ruse. The picture he posted for heartanon was too...
>>33574513
Wood im stuck in jewyork surrounded by girlymen. I would do anything for an actual man in this poohole

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>>33574593

I live in NY too.

>>33574666
I bet if we married Guard we could get to a free state

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>>33573098
Oi that's pretty good

>>33574738

I just realized it's wrong though. The domain is woodpatchs.com not woodpatches

Someone is sitting on the domain and I could own it for a mere $5k

>>33572145
would cop

>>33571402
like in the original.. so more orangey i guess.

>>33572459
Holy shit nigger, that rare guy owns a scar on /k/

>>33572145
I really like this. Someone please pick it up. I just hope Ai doesn't send you to the moon like DoveGuy

>>33571730
SO SMALL
SO MUCH POWER
SO SMALL
SO MUCH POWER

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yey my autism patches arrived!!
also anyone know what
>hold for pickup
meens with usps?

>>33574763
thats ok I was drinking

>>33574763
Wtf kikes

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>>33569562
>>33569613

>>33574160
I'm going to assume you're using large envelope instead of package
Mae sure to keep thickness under .75 or they'll send it back

>>33574297
Sours even more of a Chad

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>buy burn pile fuck up patches
>add on own velcro
>sell on to weeb mates for profit to further fund patch addiction
also dont iron over patches it fucks up the ink

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I aint marrying none of you weird little bastards

>>33576261
>6'3
>little

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Alright so the helicopter area is sort of dented in somehow but the patch itself is top notch took you long enough polarise

What is the average patch size?

>>33570631

THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

>>33576383
Didn't you know? 6'3 is king of the manlets now

>>33576474
My round/square ones are usually 3"x3"

>>33576261
Wanna hang out and draw anime tiddies? Been wanting to draw a THICC ruger p-85

-
Speaking of, here's progress pic for elma helicopter/jet fighter patch

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>>33576514
It would help if I posted the picture...

>>33576514
>>33576525
Who's making it?

>>33570966
To be fair, it's not the most explosive thing to come from Austria

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>>33576543

>>33572582
>32 rounds
What fucking CZ may do you have?

>>33573312
>I-Is this gonna be a patch?
Well, if Sticker wants someone to run it as one *cough cough* them yeah.

>>33574297
He may seem like one, but he's a really good guy and tons of fun to hang out with. Then again, most of /k/ is much better looking than one may assume.

>>33576261
Love you too Guard.

---

Holy shit I didn't realize the whole death by snu-snu thing could be real. I feel like death.

>>33576579
All the patchfags are getting mad pussy, I need to get in on this game.

So who here among the patch makers are willing to make any kind of patch?

>>33576659
Damn straight, embroidered memes get the ladies going.

Jk, she decided she wanted my dick while we worked together and invited me to one of her parties to jump me. Been together every since and will likely get married within the next year or so.

>>33576661
I don't do heavy /pol/ or shit, but I'll run anything else that has demand. What were you after anon?

Who had the YoRHa patches from Nier?

>>33576701
>Merlin has a gf and is gonna marry her
NORMIE

>>33576750
NEET is working on a YoRHa logo patch and a 2B patch.

>>33576701
>she
kek what a fag

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>>33576659
You can come sit at the loser table with me

>>33576765
>NORMIE
Yeah, kind of. It's weird, I just feel into adult life and it has gone well so far. Always figured I'd be a NEET or something. Hell, my dad called me a hikikomori, and he's as normal as you get.

I'm also one of the weirdos who own guns on /k/, and not just a couple.

>>33576773
I know, right? I'm sick a fag for kissing girls. I even hold hands with her and have cuddly sex in the missionary position with the lights on. Such a fag.

>>33576789
You aren't a loser Skin. Trust me, I lucked into all this. Never had a serious girlfriend before this, and we got together when I was 21. I'm living proof it's never too late.

---

To keep this patch related, I've got Apex and SOX, and now I'm just waiting on figuring out the bonus item for Apex. I may have planned for something too special.

>>33576789
Can I join you at the '>tfw no gf' table, too?

>>33576846
>he also owns guns
What's a gun owning normie doing on /k/? Get off my board. But seriously I know that feel. Once I enlisted it was fairly easy to ease into adult life. Plus now I have money for more funs.
>tfw SCAR 17 soon

>>33576914
Scored a 82 on ASVAB joining the USAF enlisted

>>33576929
There are better ways to come out of the closet, m8

>>33576789
I'll hang out with you bby

>>33576929
>82
anything less than 90 is sub human

>>33576938
I'm guessing you joined murines huh I always get bullied by those guys or army fags

>>33576982
Nah. Army fag. I don't have much of a taste for crayons and glue. It's ok to be gay, anon. You'll be accepted with open arms in the AF. And by open arms, I mean open assholes.