Military denial

>>33557874
Get rid of that pubic hair on your head

They were fine in 05 because of the surge you dummy. You could look like beetlejuice then and still get in.

>>33557874
Only degenerates get tattoos anywhere that can't be covered by a shirt.

Unless you're a woman.

>>33557874
Fix your hair faggot

Nice Jockhawk you fag

Trump is launching a bunch of missiles towards Syria, I'm sure in a few weeks to months, they will take anyone they can get.

>>33557874
What is that even a tattoo of

>>33557874
>neck tattoos
loser good luck getting a job with that neck ink

>>33557919
kek, be handing out flak kevlar and loaded magazines at the recruiting office while they load you onto the bus.

>>33557933
Barcode. I know. It was stupid. I was 17
.>>33557934
No problem with manual labor, which I'm getting too old to do anymore. I've got 2 years in nursing, figured id go for my PhD. I'm not stupid, just...I make bad choices.

I already shaved my head so I can go get some other goddamn manual labor job tommorow.

>>33557933
Looks like a bar code from Hitman

>>33557901
Was in Iraq in 07 at the start of the surge. Attached to an infantry unit as a k9 handler. Some of them I legitimately think had learning disabilities and low forms of mental retardation. I'm being dead serious.

Also, there were Mexicans with straight up gangland tattoos on their hands and necks. Ran into a national guard unit wth a 50 something year old SPC.

Anyway you're a faggot anyway for getting a neck tattoo op. Did you really think you'd find gainful employment with some dumb shit ink on your neck of all places?

>>33557874
LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL MAKE IT IN, HAVE FUN DYING IN SYRIA

>>33557874
If you've been in manual labor for a while,
why not specialize in one of the trades and move up to estimator or some other comfy desk job?

>>33558027
I was using narcotics and planned on dying by 25 when I got it. Long term planning wasn't the name of the game. I've gotten older now, smarter. I'd get it removed but it's a few hundred bucks.

>>33557977
>I've got 2 years in nursing
A-are you a woman?

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>>33558050

>I'd get it removed but it's a few hundred bucks

You don't have a few hundred bucks?

>>33558050
you got a time stamp op?

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>>33558043
Because I hate construction. I hate the jobs, I hate the clients, I hate the buisness. Like I said, I'm wanting to get my PhD in medicine.

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>>33557977
>I'm not stupid, just...I make bad choices
>>33558050
>I was using narcotics and planned on dying by 25

>>33557874
>can't even handle cutting a mohawk correctly

Holy shit nigger I could do that when I was 15. If you have retarded hands that can't notice you are shaving the middle of your head and not going in a straight line I wouldn't want you handling anything sharper than a potato.

>>33557977
What state are you in anon? City?

>>33558059
He probably likes money. The lowest nurse makes probably double what you do faggot

>>33558153
>The lowest nurse makes probably double what you do faggot
That's not very much 2bh.

>>33558104
> I hate the jobs, I hate the clients, I hate the buisness. Like I said, I'm wanting to get my PhD in medicine.
Suck it up, snowflake. I hated it to, which is why I worked through it and have an engineering degree now.
There's shit you don't like doing that you have to do to get to the shit you want to do.

>>33558236
Trauma, nights, weekend pay for head RN is 78 dollars an hour. But, you gotta watch and deal with kids dying.

>>33558104
How do bumblefucks like this expect to get PhDs? Do you even know the soulcrushing amount of work involved in something as simple as nursing? If you don't like the dumbasses in construction, you're going to hate the mountains of bullshit you'll have to crawl through in med school.

>>33558288
It's why I decided to go with veterinary medicine and not people. We lost a lot of kids (Memphis trauma) and it honestly burned me out.

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>>33558139
Nigga I ain't telling you that.

>>33558414
shave your fucking head retard. You look like a skinhead.

>>33558414
again>>33557906

>>33558414
You might want to shave that hair senpai. I hate to be the baron of bad news but you are thinning and it is very very obvious.

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>>33558549
>You look like a skinhead.
>shave head
anon that shit wont work. he just needs to just grow that shit out.

one of the best examples of this is steven ogg.
just grow that shit out or look like a neo nazi.

also
>steven ogg is fucking ripped.
>and he is a good actor.

>>33557874

When you suck dick, do you juggle the balls a little, or do you just grab manass with both hands and slam your nose on the pubes?

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>>33557934
>Callum
>calling other people losers

>>33557874
>denied re-enlistment due to neck tattoos.
>Goal was to get my PhD in medicine

Not sure if troll, or just pants-on-head stupid.

>>33557874
Try cover it up. For real use some concealer and blend that shit. I mean unless they make you go back to basic again for whatever reason, you can basically keep covering it up indefinitely until you can afford a legit tattoo removal.

>>33557874
Pick a different service or recruiter?

I really have no idea what I'm talking about.

Try the navy?

I have my hands and knuckles tattooed and I'm okay to enlist. Not sure about the neck policy though.

Re enlist? You didnt get the GI bill the first time? I'm confused.

Also why the fuck would you enlist as a medic? All you get is an EMT B cert. Promoting is impossible.

You said you're 2 years into, what, a BSN? Just finish the last 2 years bro.

Or at least enlist as an LPN. They have that, you know. That's what I am. Reservists were getting a bonus last year. Do is as a reservist, use the money to finish your BSN while workijg part time or nights as an LPN.

You do know that being a nurse is really fucking hard right? Or a doc, too.

>>33561474
>Promoting is impossible.
Why's that? Asking as someone who was considering enlisting as one.

>>33561502
There's too many medics/competition Takes forever to get from e4 to e5.

Actual BSN RN posting here.

LMFAO op, you're a mess.

Gtfo of medical and nursing, it's a respectable field without the likes of you.

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>dying for your overlords

why do americans love kike cock so much they will sacrifice their fathers sons and brothers?

>>33558414
whats that tattoo of on your forearm

>>33557874
SHAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD DUDE

>>33558414
lol if I saw you come into an interview, shaved head or not, tattoos or not, I'd reject your app on the basis that you look like some deranged person who may or may not shoot up the workplace.

Stay in West Virginia you hick, white people like you disgust me

>>33558286
So what's the downside?

Just tell them you're a faggot or a trannie. Then everything will be OK.

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>>33562366
>Implying that Herr Trump and crew aren't planning on reintroducing DADT

This has to be bait.

>>33557874
>a fucking barcode on his neck
You are luck he didn't kick you in the teeth.
Dumb fucking idiot.

Well the solution seems easy enough. Gather the money needed and get the tattoo removed.

>>33557874
Switch branches. Navy is taking people with head and hand tattoos now.

>>33557874
Would a pigment match coverup tat be an option?