What's the best CQC weapon?

My dick.

Desert Eagle

Some sort of knife or gun

>>33551270
I don't think you can draw it fast enough

>>33551313
it was mean't to be a primary not a side arm.

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The PPS-series, obviously.

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>>33551719
>PPS43LMG
I love it

YOU SEE IVAN, WHEN YOU BEND OVER AND FINGER ASSHOLE, ENEMY IS NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO, ONLY TO THEN BE SHOT BY 4MM BULLET
THAT IS WHEN YOU MAKE STRANGLINGS OF HIS THROAT

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>>33551196
A gun.

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an old man like john wick

>>33551223
His dick

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>>33551196
The mind.

>>33551196
Your hands.

Tactical nuclear alligator

>>33551196

your dick

>>33551196

A custom M1911A1 with a threaded barrel, polished feed ramp, polished slide flats, perfectly meshed slide, beveled magazine well, raised mag release, a skeleton hammer, removed grip safety, three-dot combat sights with a raised front sight, stepping on the grip, front cocking serrations, an extended thumb safety, and a custom filed-down grip to accommodate a knife.

>>33551294

Anyone here can use a knife or a gun. What you're gonna learn it how to use your head.

>>33552237
how do you use a knife? there is a lot of technique involved.

>>33552248
stab em, i guess

>>33552260
most people are expecting a stab at close range

Fist

>>33552269
knife on a long stick?

>>33552248

Press the action button to swing your knife. Press and hold the action button to initiate a CQC hold. From this position, you can either interrogate the enemy, kill him, or throw him to the ground.

>>33552278
more easy to catch

>>33552275
to what place of the body?

>>33552278
No, you when CQCing you always shoot at close range, and stab at long.

>>33552289
lubed knife taped to a long stick?

>>33552304
can be deflected with your palm, leaving you open

>>33552312
claymore on a stick?

>>33552237
using your head to kill somebody is stupid when you csn just shoot em.

you may be able to outsmart me but I have not yet met a man who could outsmart a bullet.

>>33552323
No, gun with a bayonet attachment on a stick could work.

>>33552323
Strap a claymore to your chest and detonate it while bear hugging the enemy

>>33552342
how would you fire the gun?
and could the gun on a stick have a bayonet on a stick?

>>33552347
>noy tieing 2 claymores together with 550 paracord and making your own clay-chucks or bomber bolos

>>33552347
In addition, a 64-man South Korean Special Forces company accompanied them, armed with clubs and trained in Tae Kwon Do, supposedly without firearms. However, once they parked their trucks near the Bridge of No Return, they started throwing out the sandbags that lined the truck bottoms, and handing out M16 rifles and M79 grenade launchers that had been concealed below.[2] Several of the special forces men also had M18 Claymore mines strapped to their chests with the firing mechanism in their hands, and were shouting at the North Koreans to cross the bridge

>>33551223
This guy's dick

A flamethrower.

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>>33551196
PPSh

>>33552347
>Strap a claymore to your chest and detonate it while bear hugging the enemy
yea... that doesn't work too well.

Now pulling a 9bang off their tacticool vest and sticking it inbetween their back and platecarrier.....

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You have a sword and a shotgat. Beat that.

>>33552300
Dick

>>33551868
Yo dawg

Thermobarics

>>33551223
OP said cqc not the most disapointing thing on earth ever

>>33551868
is that supposed to be her spine? why the fuck is it so huge

>>33551223
That Anons dick. If you have the upper body strength to swing it around.