Nofunz thread

>>33550597
I got on /k/ end of thread

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>>33550601

soccor mom blah blah blah cops come blah blah blah we become range buddies blah

GG. Rip thread.

>>33550704
What in the literal fuck.

>>33550714
This.

The worst thing that has happened to me is me and my friends were taking gay social media profile pictures and general shittery with our gear (plate carriers, pouches, drum mags) and I stopped at a gas station to pick up some drinks on the way home.

Some middle age woman saw through the window of my car my kit and confronted me in line about it.

>You really shouldn't have that
Why
>Because you could go shoot up a place and nobody could stop you
I don't plan on doing it any time soon, you should just trust people not do things and prepare for when they do. You could run me over in the parking lot with your car and nobody could stop you as you could just rive off.
>proceeds to stand behind me in a huff.

Happy this is the worst thing to happen to me.

>>33550753

accurate summary of most of these "stories"

>>33550767
Nicer than me I just ask if they are retarded and act surprised when they say no and walk away.

>>33551012
hello 4chan social skills

>>33550836
good time wasters though

>>33551275
Eh they go reddit I wil respond in 4chan and not really give a damn. Why engage civilly with those unwilling to be civil and all. Besides the casual disregard for their feelings and paranoia has kept things from getting out of control

>practicing magic missile near mt. despair
>dark orcs been getting frisky, gotta get good at spellcasting
>spider broodmother crawls out of a crevice higher up in the cave
>hisses "WHY DO YOU NEED THAT STAFF"
>calmly explain that I'm legally allowed to carry a staff and practice destructive magic with it
>spider broodmother screeches at me
>hundreds of fist-sized hatchlings crawl out of her vag
>lunges at me trying to grab my staff
>fireball.nordicrune
>deep fry spiders
>drag it back to the fiefdom, peasants eat great for the entire weekend

The fief's lord and I are now party members.

>>33552012
Good effort, anon. Almost screencap worthy.