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Let's say the world is in critical need of a particular resource to avoid the end of humanity. Maybe it's oil. Or boobs. Or unobtanium. Maybe gay niggas. Whatever.

The only place left on the planet to get this resource is an archipelago the size of Hawaii deep in international waters, prone to violent storms that produce flash floods straight out of hell. Violently xenophobic people live there, nearly fifty thousand of them, all organized into several chiefdoms. They attack on sight and are armed with machetes, blunderbusses and flatbows. Due to ethics and morality, every country on the planet is averse to just up and annihilating the savages.

Some dude in the black suit approaches you with an offer. You can take thirty guys with you to the archipelago to operate under international radar. You'll have a funding budget of $50,000, the boat ride to the archipelago is free but you can't leave the island until the vital resource is secured.

How do you go about securing the vital resource? You cannot use biological, chemical or nuclear weapons.
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So here's the thing.

Suppress everything. Mostly pistol caliber subsonic or subsonic rifle calibers. A few longer range weapons for 2 sniper spotter teams.

Operate mostly under cover of night, nvgs for all of us.

Through reconnaissance we figure out which tribes hold the land closest to the resource, destabilize and or annihilate those tribes. Ensure that remaining local forces either know better than to or would not want to return to the area.

OP did not say that the locals want or care about said target resource.

Quiet and mysterious spookiness is key to dealing with savages. They only have limited means of communications which means their tactics cannot be changed quickly or dynamically, while ours can. You out flank and out maneuver them while striking often and early. Hit and run tactics will make them nervous and less organized.

Assassinate their leaders, burn their resources, force them away from the target resource by making it difficult to live near it.

Lay mines on the most viable foot routes to the target resource.

Also, tell the guy in the black suit that he can double the operational budget because we're saving the fucking world.
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>>33534089
Pretty much the same kind of psyops shit we did in latin america during the cold war. It's not conquest, but a puppet regime and exclusive treaties would accomplish equivalent goals.
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>>33534089
are the trees the thing we need? because if not I'd burn the whole fucking island to the ground with napalm and cessnas. mop up the survivors with machinegun fire and more napalm.
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>>33534386
If it's trees, they're fireproof.
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Rise these into battle.
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>>33534089
Idea one:
>Scout out the area, learn about their religions
>bring a bunch of special-effects shit and a good, versatile actor
>portray him as some plausible god or holy figure from their religion
>demand the resource as a sacrifice

Idea two:
>bring a bunch of SKSs or similar cheap semi-auto weapons and a lot of ammo
>When they first show up, kill a bunch of them with those weapons
>Wait a while for word to spread
>Offer some power-hungry underdog figure the weapons for himself and his henchmen, in exchange for the resource

Idea three
>Pack a shitload of rations, and engage in scorched-earth warfare
>Sabotage their sources of food, throw corpses in all their fresh water
>Burn any foliage with napalm and gasoline.
>Overall, turn the whole island into a wasteland and just wait for them to die

Idea four
>Weld up a shitty armored vehicle with huge extended gas tank
>Drive to the resource, using guns to keep natives scared and running from it
>Pick it up and drive back

Now, this whole scenario is pretty implausible. $50,000 is exactly one dollar per enemy native--that's barely enough for ammunition and gear if you're going to just fight it out, even if you could 360 noscope each one with one bullet apiece.

Also, a handful of sarin shells would be the obvious solution.
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>>33534089
What's your opinion on taking a couple of gyro copters, a grenade launcher a man, as well as suit of riot gear/shark suit/body armor, and enough supplies to finish this operation?

Also...

>is this a thinly veiled /tg/ thread?
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>>33534430
>napalm everything anyway
>undergrowth catches like a fire controlled pine flatwood and the natives burn like field mice.
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>>33534089
What I would do is basically just buy a bunch of hueys, and napalm the shit out of the area, set up camp, grab the resource and go.

Or. I might try to convince them that we are gods. And then get it.
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>>33535324
>Now, this whole scenario is pretty implausible. $50,000 is exactly one dollar per enemy native--that's barely enough for ammunition and gear if you're going to just fight it out
thats why IRL well planned arson would be the most effective way to purge the island. A couple of small insertion teams able to plant firebombs at key locations to torch the whole damn island and block off natural choke points to keep the locals in the flames.
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>>33534089
50 grand is not enough for an operation this big. Maybe 200k, or even 500k would do.
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>>33535576
That's the best way to purge it with no chemical weapons available, but I think the armored vehicle would work better for just obtaining the resource. You'd only have to massacre one mob of natives, they'd probably run from the vehicle after that
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>>33535732
If this resource is concentrated in one place, then yeah, a bunch of armored technicals, or even a battle bus would do. But if the resoucre is scattered around the island, you need to take over the whole place, at which point a scorched earth tactic is more viable.
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Okay then, let's raise the funds from 50k to 250k. Now what do?
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>>33535791
Maybe true.

I'm pretty confident that if a giant, noisy, impervious metal beast showed up and started crawling around the island, and the first mob or two of natives to attack it were massacred by full retard gunfire, they'd attribute some kind of demonic status to it and run away from it wherever it went, so you could probably travel the island pretty freely as long as you had gas.

Fuck, I'd probably use pic related for easier transportation around the archipelago
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