I just blew a fucking hole in the floor with a 12 gauge

>>33529463
Stop trying to play Rainbow Six Siege IRL.

You missed the Crocs.

>>33529463
Should have shot those fugly shoes.

>>33529475
It's a pair of Hush puppies actually

>>33529463
What did you do that for?

>>33529463
roflmao epic dood xd

>>33529463
I'm sure the skinwalker in your basement won't be too pleased

>>33529492
I brought it out because I was going to use it. Checked to see there wasn't anything in the chamber. Apparently missed that there was something so when I fired it, it actually went off

>>33529463
you shouldnt own a gun :^)

>>33529474
Kek

>>33529484

Totally flipflops/slides

>>33529463

GJ

are you enjoying your hearing loss

Don't worry to much about it, I had an ND with a mosin and shot a hole through 4 walls in my house, scared the piss out of me but now I'm careful as shit about guns loaded or not. Just learn from it

Aim for your brain next time. Fucking retarded, you're not a /k/ommando.

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give me a quick rundown on how stupid you have to be to have a ND

like for real

>posts crocs
>not feet
get >>>/out/

>>33529501
>Checked to see there wasn't anything in the chamber. Apparently missed that there was something
Help me out, how does this happen?

>>33529558
Felt like stepping into a war zone

>>33529576

>be op
>suck cocks
>wear crocs
>playing with fun like its a toy in my own home doing all sorts of retarded shit
>think its a good idea to pull trigger before checking if its clear first
>eardrums explode
>post about it on /k/ because im fucking retarded

>>33529600
>eardrums explode

aint that the truth

>>33529576
This is what happens when idiots don't use a clearing bucket.

>>33529604

better get a boxfan buddy, welcome to the club.

OP that's not what home defense means.

>>33529625
>clearing bucket.
the fuck is that

>>33529645
#blinds up don't loot

>>33529647
Probably means a bucket of sand you point yer gun at

>>33529569
says the brit who is angry because the queen doesn't allow him anything more dangerous than a spork

>>33529583
>Step 1:Be a retard

At least it was into the floor

>>33529670

desu i dont think you can be trusted with more than a spork, better bin thosr guns man

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>>33529501
This is why you should always check when it's pointing toward your head, that way you'll condition yourself to be extra careful when you inspect the chamber.

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>burgers laugh at us and claim we're unsafe for having bore examination as a part of our clearing process
>meanwhile they ND all the goddamn time

>>33529463

thank god your flippy floppies are okay

>>33529711

ill ND a fat nut into your face BITCH

>>33529501
>when I fired it, it actually went off
Working as intended?

>>33529463
These threads are always fucked.

1. There has to be a dumbass
2. After he fucks up, let's post on /k/

>>33529730
gay

>>33529561
Hahaha 4 walls haha

Glad you didn't shoot your cat or wife or something

>>33529463
Who the fuck needs an optic on a 12ga pump..... use the irons, nerd.

>>33529666
Checking satan trips.

>>33529463

i call b.s.

a 12gauge would do more damage than op pic

that is just some gouge in the floor

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>>33530287
What else do you think would leave that kind of mark in concrete

>>33530371

i could do that with hammer

i'm just not buying it sorry

>>33529463
Eh, shit happens. Hope you know better now.

>>33529463
>It's another /k/ I accidentally had a ND Thread #987

>>33529958
Think about it, let's say 10% of /k/ NDers make a thread about it, considering there's atleast one of these threads a week there's bout 10 NDs a week by /k/indergarten

>>33529561
How the fuck do you ND a mosin?!

>>33529463
sell guns

>>33530506
This is what happens when you get into firearms thru a cartoon forum, and are not raised with proper firearm discipline. These kids get comfortable, get complacent, and then Boom It's another /k/ I had an ND Thread. Scary how normal that shit is on here

>>33529501
>checked to see if a round was chambered in a pump action
>somehow missed that there was one

How did you check, look down the barrel? If you worked the action to check it should have ejected the shell.

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>>33529463
>optic
>on a shotgun

>>33530524
Stupidy of mixing dumby rounds with live ones to check bolt sticky-ness in hind sight the idea was up and down bad and now I don't check anything like that unless I'm at a place where I can shoot

>>33529975
Lucky for me no one was home, unfortunately for me the foot sized exit hole in each wall was a pain in the ass to fix not to mention the ears ringing for days and the humiliation of having an ND

>>33529501
Cruiser condition shotguns, everybody.

>>33529463
/k/, /k/ never changes

>>33530636
Only if that's you home defence gun, otherwise don't keep it loaded at all and cycle your action a few times before you decide to pull the trigger

>>33529576
>be op
>open action and look in chamber
>empty
>mfw gonna practice my tacticool house drills with scoped walmart shotgun
>ignore the obvious shell sitting in the lifter
>close action and proceed to pull trigger
> post on /k/ about how I obviously checked it and have no idea how this happened

I'm too new to have a ND yet but I remember the time I was 9001% certain in my own head that the chamber was empty but thankfully decided to check anyway and a round popped out. Glad I could have a life-changing moment without shooting my dick off.

>>33529625
>clearing bucket
The more I now know

>>33529501
How do you "miss" a fucking 12 gauge shell?

How do you fucking idiots ND so much? Get a fucking clearing bucket if you need to

>>33529463
what i want to know is why you would tell /k/?

>>33530823
He's waiting for one of those imbeciles who say completely fucktarded things like "it's okay OP it happens to everybody"

>>33530812
Is negligently firing into a bucket of sand really that much better than negligently blasting your floor?

>>33530886
$10 of bucket and sand versus $500 of wood and labor

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>>33529501
>he checks if his gun is loaded by fucking firing it

>>33529576
I'm recently /hasguns/ and I like keeping my rifle with me to touch and play with when my fiancee is off at work and I'm home on my days off. I play with my vepr like it's a nerf gun.

I also NEVER keep it loaded, much less with a round in the fucking chamber.

I don't understand how dumb you'd have to be to have an ND. It just boggles the mind.

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ND is a proof that not everyone should own guns. The only reason I am pro gun ownership for your low IQ monkeys is because when the government take our guns we the supreme class will need you monkeys for cannon fodder duty.

There is literally zero acceptable excuses for ND that aren't mechanical failure. As you dumbasses do not like Taurus, then you have no way to justify being so incompetent. Please, keep your weapons buried in cosmoline and away from us normal people.

The only ND I've ever give anyone a pass on was one I saw where the round bounced off the table and then back through the ejection port and into battery, and into I hadn't fucking watched that shit happen I would have called bullshit on it. Some one in a million shit right there.

It's so hard?

Everytime - magazine out, slide back, chamber inspection (Alternatively double), point in a safe direction, dry-fie...

Keep firearms without magazines, during any manipulation with them, chamber inspection, then proceed...

I keep my all my firearms "empty"
But for each my gun / rifle I have prepared at least one loaded magazine separately in the cabinet on the other side of the room

Just to remind

>Always treat the gun as loaded.
>Always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction.
>Always keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
>Always keep the gun unloaded until you are ready to use it.
>Never point the gun at anything you don't intend to destroy.
>Be sure of your target and what is beyond it. >Learn the mechanical and handling characteristics of the gun you are using. >Always use proper Ammunition.
>Be sure the barrel is clear of obstructions before loading and shooting.
>If your gun fails to fire when the trigger is pulled, hold your shooting position for several seconds; then with the muzzle pointed in a safe direction, carefully unload the gun.
>Don't rely on the gun's safety to keep it from firing.
> Be aware of your surroundings when handling guns so you don't trip or lose your balance and accidentally point and/or fire the gun at anyone or anything.

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>>33529501

You fucking what m8

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>>33529463
And just like that, a new hero of /k/ was born.

>>33529501
I tip for you - if it goes boom, it's still loaded.

>>33531440
>There is literally zero acceptable excuses for ND that aren't mechanical failure
change to
>zero acceptable excuses for ND

Anything caused by mechanical failure is an AD, not an ND. Negligence precludes any excuses when when you're talking about guns.

>>33531771
>I keep [all my] firearms "empty"

I never understood this. Me and the gf have 9 weapons in the house all of which we leave loaded with a round in. My whole idea of it is if someone breaks in I don't want to have to try and run all around the house looking for where the ammo is hidden just to defend the place.

But I guess people like OP can't do that cause obviously he's a fuckwit who can't clear chambers before fiddlefucking around.

Awwwwww, its ok OP!
Everyone is destined to get an ND.
Its not YOUR fault, it's fate.
And don't let any meanie say that this is entirely your fault for being lazy and stupid, you NEED a support group right now.

We are all here for you and hopefully next time, you do better!

Here have a silver star this time, we'll keep this gold star just for you next time ;)

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>>33532316
I understand you, but I'm somehow deilled this way...
In the near future I want to move to my grandparents' house, so I plan to buy Mossberg 590 or similar broom for HD. It will be next to the bed with a full tube...

At the moment I feel safe with the current system, my bedroom is on the first floor, in the case of the sudden noise wakes me, It takes me about 12s to get up and be ready for operation

The layout:
1st closet next to the bed, to choose a firearm three steps across the room
2nd closet grab a mag
while mag inserting and slide charging, muzzle aim directly at the door to the stairwell

If you have had a ND. You're too stupid to own guns.

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>>33529576
Bottom of the barrel stupid.

>>33529501
>Checked to see there wasn't anything in the chamber.

You fail at guns.

>>33529463
Nigga how. Did you inspect the chamber but forget that there was a shell laying in the carrier? What shotgun were you even using?
>tfw i put my pinky into the chamber and slowly move the breech block forward until there is no chance a shell could've been picked up
>tfw i do this 3 or 4 times every time before dry firing to be extra sure

>>33530968
Kek

>>33529463

>Scoped shotgun
>cannot see a 12 ga shell in chamber
>blows hole in floor
>must wear Crocs inside due to splinters everywhere
>cannot hear due to ND without hearing protection

Deaf, dumb, and blind. There it is, folks.

>>33532836

OP got the trifecta of tard

>>33529647
this guy knows about gun saftey

>>33530287
well i agree it wasn't a slug, maybe bird shot?

>>33529463
This is why you always point them in a safe direction.

>>33529463
>>33529474
You have a sledge hammer for this very reason.

Whatever. Safe direction, no one was hurt. Be more careful yadda yadda blah blah

I had an AD once. I was testing mag fit, and how some off brand mags in my glock and one didnt fit , or at least was way tight for what it was. It would fit in fine unloaded, but loaded to capacity it wouldnt slide in easy and then wouldnt engage the mag catch. I slammed it home trying to make it work with the slide locked back, and the slide went forward chambered a round and went off. Blew a hole in my mirror.

>>33529501
See a doctor and ensure that your ears heal properly. Even if it doesn't seem too bad right now it can cause permanent damage if you don't follow the right steps.

I also think you are also supposed to take Zinc. I dunno ask some Army medic or something they probably deal with that shit a lot.

Give this poor guy a break. Accidents happen, even to the best of us. There are people who have handled guns safely for decades who have had accidental discharges. Nobody was hurt, so all's well that ends well.

>>33529501
Damned lucky you still have a foot, careless dude.

>>33529463
Ah, /k/s weekly ND thread. You irresponsible faggots should kill yourselves.

Did this happen before or after you beat your wife?

>>33529463
Talk to me about that red dot anon. Looking for one for my shotty.


PS. I have pity for you because I almost did the same the other day.

>>33529501
>brought it out because I was going to use it
What were you planning to shoot before settling on your floor?

>>33529463
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33530569
How else do you use a slug gun?

>>33529463
I did the same thing man.
You aren't a totally retarded dipshit. You are own of us.
Now change your name to Hunter 3-1 Actual and join the tard fest

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>Only performing a visual inspection of the chamber instead of both visual and tactile.

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>>33529463
>a shotgun with a scope

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>>33529463
You see OP, when you own a gun of obscure commercially unavailable ammunition, you never have to fear NDing into your parent's floor.

>>33530287
The way the wood splinters shows that it's a shotgun blast.

If op was retarded enough to ND into the ground after checking a pump action shotgun, then it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to assume he keeps it loaded with birdshot for SD.

If this wasn't staged with hearing protection, enjoy the effects of the 165db indoor blast OP.

>>33533212
I remember you posting about this, didn't your dad take all your guns away because you fucked his mirror up? Lmao

>>33532012
Buying shit guns is negligence, he had it right.

>>33534192
Irons.

Even sabot slugs aren't that good past 300, and unless you've got major eyesight problems, you aren't going to shoot that much worse with irons than a scope at 300.

>>33534342
Never posted this before, too scared to get called retarded. I lived alone and never told anyone, just replaced the mirror. Sold that glock the next month though, never again.

>>33534688
Ah gotcha. A couple weeks ago someone posted about an ND almost exactly like yours. Dropped the slide on his glock and it fired into some antique mirror in the bedroom at his dad's house. It was funny as fuck because his dad shit a brick about it

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>>33530231
Satan wants your soul and
God won't send you to hell for accidental suicide

>>33530636
Holy shit- a voice of reason on /k/.

>>33535002
Sounds about accurate, i shit a brick myself. Not falling for the glock meme after that though. Talk about scared straight.

>>33529463
If it's any consolation I saw my friend somehow do the same shit with a nugget, and I'm not sure if the military experience increased or decreased the event's likelihood

>>33534544
I guess...

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>>33529463
I do that all the time.

>>33529501
>not test firing into your bucket of sand
rookie mistake. This is why everyone needs a clearing bucket.

Go take vitamin E and C for your hearing
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17851951
>Vitamin E and vitamin C in the treatment of idiopathic sudden sensorineural hearing loss.

>>33536158
>clearing bucket
How about you just check the magazine and empty the chamber like a non-autist?

>>33529463
why would you do that?

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>>33534192
>slug gun
>literally why

Use a rifle

>>33529701
>Chaotic good

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>>33529501
Include me in the screencap

>>33529638
>better get a boxfan buddy, welcome to the club.


Relief is on the horizon son. Tumor Necrosis Factor Inhibitors show major major promise in the treatment of blast induced tinnitus.

With the right doctors, and/or faking rheumatoid arthritis, you might be able to score some medication that actually attenuates perceived constant tone.


Humira
Enbrel
Simponi
Cimzia
Remicade

I was a research assistant in a hearing loss/tinnitus lab at Wayne State University (Detroit) Lots of DoD funding and lots of worthless implant studies. Sure, I can stimulate the Brain stem (Dorsal Cochlear Nucleus) and reduce perceived tone, but who the fuck wants an electrostim in their brain stem?

I left the lab because I am 100% sure they were manipulating experimental data to support their hypothetical treatment mode. Chinese are absolutely the most dishonest, plagiarizing, unethical researchers in all of medicine.
BUT, as I had tried to bring up years ago as a lowly lab assistant, The TNF receptor protein expression is off the fucking charts in blast induced hearing loss/tinnitus.

Now my former lab, and several other labs have completely dropped the study these functional domains of the brain in favor of genetic analysis.

Using simple rtPCR and Western Blot, they can see that TNF is unregulated and stimulated and that ligand therapy and gene knock out can stop progression of this terrible disease. The Receptor blockers are going to be in clinical trial before you know it, and I am certain that it is the way forward in tinnitus treatment.

Alternately, you can push the disease progression to the "burn-out" stage by repeated insult to the same frequency range. Its a severe option, but many people are driven actually insane, or kill themselves due to the condition. (it's not a matter of mental "toughness" to endure, it's electrophysiologically more intense in those who ideate suicide, I can basically quantify if you are going to blow your head off with a MEG scan)

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>>33529501
Stick to airsoft

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What the fuck was this candle holder made of?

THIS AINT NO FUCKING SHOTGUN SHOT YOU JUST HOLDING THE GUN TO POINT YOU DUMB FUCK

>>33536421
>Go take vitamin E and C for your hearing


1000% retarded

Japs are some of the LEAST rigorous researchers on earth. It's not like they are liars and cheats (like the Chinese), but they are scientific invalids. I'm sure the next report will prove that some mushroom extract will cure blindness.

Part of the problem are the research subjects. It is literrally a cultural normal to FAKE curative results whenever a doctor (literally called sensei) tells you that "such and such will cure you".

The japanese patient will simply lie, and thank the fake doctor, because thats what the social norm expects, and to do otherwise is shamefuru.

>>33529501
I know what you fucking did.

You probably had a round in the tube, racked the action back checking the chamber, while putting the action into battery, you accidentally chamberedthe round in the tube, pull trigger cuz you think unloaded.

Bang. Sry floor. Lucky it wasnt your foot desu senpai

>>33536938
>Bang. Sry floor.


I kekled a bit.

sry floor

>>33530537
No, >>33530602 is what happens when don't grow up around firearms and learn proper safety. 4chan has some stupid mother fuckers.

>>33537173
quoted the wrong retard>>33530588

>>33530886
>pulling trigger in a safe direction into a material specifically known for stopping projectiles safely intentionally to verify a clear action.

While I agree they are an idiot, rule number one states that a firearm is never treated as clear... whats another layer of safety?

>>33532316
A) You are a paranoid fuck and when your girlfriend and you eventually break up over her fucking the neighbor you will either be derided in every story she tells as "the weird ex who hoards fire arms and hides them all around the house" or you will man up and go the murder/suicide option for the entertainment of us normies.

2) you ever been in a strangers house? you ever commit a b & e? strangers lost in a dark home tend to be deeply disoriented and not looking for a confrontation, also LOUD. Unless you live in a fucking trailer you have time.

>This is /k/, he lives in a fucking trailer

don't spend so much money on fucking firearms and you may be able to move into a home

>>33535208

why the random furshit

>>33529500
I wouldn't worry about it senpia

>>33536938
I almost pulled an OP today bringing home a shotgun from my old man's house. He left it by the bedside with 4 shells in the tube for the past X number of years. Idk how long, but last time I know it was fired was Christmas Eve 2004.

Old man said there were 3 rounds, racked the gun once, shell ejected. Racked it again, shell ejected. Racked it a third time, nada. Oh, maybe just two?? Better double check racking it again, and bingo 3rd shell. Slid the action forward and was about to pull the trigger when a hint of brass caught my eye and I see the elusive 4th shell get carried in. Fuck.

Accidents happen, springs lose tension, people get careless.

>>33539220

This is why you don't rely on racking to check clear, shells always get stuck in the tube.

Inspect tube for clear like you would eject a magazine on a pistol

>>33539220

Remington 870?

>>33539220

Don't get careless.

Complacency is a death sentence in many many lines of work and gun ownership is no different.

>>33529501
>There might be a shell in there
>let's test fire it
>let's aim at the goddamn floor
OP, when was the last time you got tested for the tism?

>>33536798
Fucks' sake with that goddamn grippod.

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>>33539426
Could have been aiming at a window.

>>33531016
are you me?

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Can't have an ND if you don't keep ammo in the house

Okay this might be paranoia on my part, but when I want to fingerfuck my guns, I always drop magazines and rack the shit out of the slide/charging handle to make sure there's nothing in there. Then I put all my ammo and mags in the closet and close the door.

Is this me being too paranoid or is it safe practice?

>>33536504
Just so you know why you are a fucking potato- in some states you can only hunt with a shotgun

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>>33529501
>checking if the gun is loaded by firing it

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Op is a fucking dumb ass, as usual.

>>33539869
That's not paranoid, it is an essential habit of safe manipulation with firearms

If you limit the combination of firearm + ammunition the necessary minimum it is always right

For my autistic play with funs at home while cleaning, cuddling and other cleaning... I use strictly only one thing, ammo or firearm never both at the same time. If it is necessary there is always the possibility of training dummy rounds

>>33539848
what backwater shithole are you from?

>>33540027
Utah