werewolf defense

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Self-explanatory.

>>33529119
where do you faggots come from and can you please stop coming here

>>33529119
You're hallucinating, shoot yourself in the face

>>33529119
*unzips*

>>33529139
>posts on /k/ and isnt at least a little furry
Bitch do you know where you are senpai?
is this not kuwaii for you?

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>>33529119
bad post op

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>>33529119
>Not bringing silver bullets or wolfsbane with when camping.

Whatever has the best resale value.

I'm just going to fuck the Werewolf, anyway.

>implying the furfag hasn't tripped perimeter defences and is now a pile of gore and singed fur

Have you ever been camping?

Jerk off on his big gay head.

>>33529119
Tranquilizer darts and rope.

>>33529119
didn't we had an agreement to call werewolves dogmen for some reason?

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>>33529375
This. Fucker probably doesn't even hang garlic in the tent.

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>>33529119
If 20+1 of .308 doesn't kill it (or at least conquered it into submissiveness) Then it doesn't deserve to die...

>Any other questions?

>>33529139
/k/ has had threads like these since day one. Where are you coming from, friendo? Although we already know.

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Bare fucking hands to rip furshitters apart

Join /k/'s Cryptid Hunting Club if you want to hunt spoops

https://discord.gg/AauBt
https://discord.gg/AauBt

>>33529119
This is the exact reason I bought a raging bull .454.
Or at least that's my excuse.

>>33529119
Plot twist: im also a werewolf. Either lets yiff or let me sleep.

>>33529119
I look at porn that strongly resembles your pic every day so I would probably unholster my penis out of habit. Then the wolf man would deny me and walk.

>>33529119
I would apologize to him, that unfortunately I'm not interested... Because, I'm in a relationship with one fantastic Fox

I certainly did not see a problem in friendship
At most, in the non-binding handjob, or blowjob but he would have to blow me too

>>33529119
My weapon is a knife
I live in Australia
Probably do the thing Leonidas did in 300 as a child, get a spear and find a crevice to lure it into

>>33529125
fpbp

>>33529139

what are you talking about this is /x/ friendo

>>33529119
MP5/10 with silver ball

>>33530806
This

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I'd put a leash on her

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>>33532737
>Australia
>crevice

Technically isn't it probable, that place like that will contain much more dangerous vermin than a werewolf is?

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>>33532806

>her

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aa12 or AKM.

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said werewolf is actually a mystical fun-hating liberal hippie, what do

>>33532690
I knew there were furries on /k/.

Thank god.

>>33529119
Duh, Shotgun with tube extension and silver 000 buckshot.

>>33529119
If it's something I already own I'm going with my ar10 and 25 round mag.
Why? Because fuck trying to take down anything non human with the ar15

>>33532874
Set him on fire

>>33532874
Fuck it harder and with malice.

>>33529136
>Buy a Hi-Point that's been blessed by a New Orleans Voodoo Priest.

>>33533097
this should be an episode of Constantine

>>33532806

>not treating her as an equal and taking her on long walks on the beach
>while holding hands

>>33529119
What the fuck is it with this board and werewolfs/skinwalker/supernatural furry shit?

>>33531986

>Any other questions?

Yeah. Do you queers actually use those sex toys? If not then why the fuck would you waste money on one?

>>33533186
You have to show dominance before you mount her!

>>33533186
>>while holding hands
>>hands

>>33529119
get naked and submit my boipucci to his wulf bepis

>>33532806
>her

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>M
>2
>H
>B
((Silver Tipp))

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>>33533774
>>33533186

>>33529119
>Raise KSG
>Ask if it wants to fuck.
>Blast with 3' magnum bear slugs if no.

>>33533882
what if it wasn't

>>33533837
Implying there aren't female werewolves. It's like you have never seen The Howling

>>33533899
I dunno, lewd aircraft r34.

>>33533891
>>33533912
“See? That was way better than fighting, right?”
>You ask breathlessly, enjoying the cool night air against your sweaty body
>The seven-foot-tall werewolf you’re currently sharing covers with grumbles in some rough speech and turns away, facing the other side of the tent.
>The exhausted panting was a dead giveaway that you weren't the only one to enjoy yourself, however.
“Aww comon. This could have been way worse.”
>You say, eyeballing the gun still in arms reach.
>No reply this time, but there’s no pulling away when you throw an arm around your bedmate.
>Too bad no one is going to believe this.

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>>33532806
Hooooo boy

>>33533882
>Why the fuck is /k/ a blue board?

Wishful thinking.

Dick

>>33532874
Stop playing werewolf:the apocalypse

>>33531834
>Fucker probably doesn't even hang garlic in the tent.
You're not a true /k/ommando until you cover all bases. Both natural and supernatural. It's like /k/ommandos wanna die when they go innawoods.

>>33533834
Source on pic? That's neat.

>>33534925
Nah sorry senpai

>>33535013
http://wraithdt.deviantart.com/art/The-Nazi-Occult-The-Werwolves-551117530

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>>33529119

My Glock 29

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Let's kick it up a notch.
What's the best defense against wehrwolves?

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>>33535106

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>>33535106
.

load up a silver pellet into the hollow cavity of a hollowpoint .44mag. They never said that the silver bullet had to be a certain size or even an entire bullet

>>33535055
Are you going to use it as a grenade?

>>33529119
Duh. Everyone knows you have to use silver bullets. Just look in the script.

>>33529125
I have that one, it is great. Chance is top tier as well.

>>33533176
There should be more episodes of Constantine

>>33533912
>female werewolves
gross, i need that knot in my boypussy

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Pic related, obviously.

>>33535106
A P-47 with silver-cased bombs, and silver-tips on the .50 rounds

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>>33533186
This

>>33535317

>letting the beast on top
>not using knot and tail as convenient hand holds
>not pounding his prostate

It's like you don't even want a loyal and submissive werewolf companion.

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>>33535386
>not letting the werewolf make you it's bitch

>>33535579
>not being a vers with the werewolf

>>33529119
>Pulls out MAC-10
>Full auto
SPRAY AND PRAY MOTHERFUCKER!

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>all these posts about killing the werewolf, fucking the werewolf, or both in either order
>not trying to make first contact with the spook and establish communication
>Not taking them to nuggetfest
>Not uplifting werewolves technologically and teaching them the joys of civil liberty and free expression

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>>33529119

I wouldn't worry about it...

>>33535834
why not fuck then take them to nuggetfest

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>>33535701
way to out yourself as a ten year old

>>33532822
You need the origin 12, that thing shoots faster on semi than the AA12 does on full auto

>>33535979

Why not fuck them at nuggetfest?

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>>33529119
Obrezed PTRD of course
Or PTRS maybe, if you're a pussy

>>33536028
Why not have them fuck you at nuggetfest?

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>>33529119
Because fuck being alive

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>>33536012
tbf I think even a semi auto will do fine

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22-250 seems to put them down fine.

>>33536043
Why not have nuggetfest fuck them?

>>33536236
Why not have nuggetfest run a train on both or you

I mean, personally if it was a woman werewolf I'd honestly try and fuck it...

If it was a male shooting it with a stockless AKM would work.

>>33536277
>>33536236
>>33536043
>>33536028
>>33535979
>>33535834
Fuck Nuggetfest

>>33536296
Why? What happened that caused it to trigger you?

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>

>>33532054
Fuck I had so much fun in that game.

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>>33535701

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>>33532054
>>33536343

>>33536296
Why not let nuggetfest fuck you?

>>33536280
Report back if it happens anon. You know, for science.

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>>33534064
>Not inviting her home with you to prove you discovered her
>Not allowing her to claim to have discovered you in forest,
>Not opening an Italian restaurant in her woods, providing real food
>Starches, spaghetti cholesterol, all the better things
>Called progress, you see?

>>33535259
I think something like this would be the best, a pdw with a barrel magazine for when it jumps on you

>>33529119
I chose stick.
I pretend to throw stick but hide stick behind me, big doggo runs and never finds stick.

>>33535140

silver casing just seems like a waste of money

>>33536674
it definitely is

>>33531986
Why are FAL owners so degenerate?

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>>33535106
PTRD

>>33535106
>wehrmacht
>SS collar tabs

>>33536319
cum brownies

>>33536885
Was it just one guy passing them out or something?

>>33536883

fucking stolen valor dogmen faggots

>>33536893
>8 rounds per triggerpull
this will never not be awesome

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>>33536929
Keep in mind too, 30 round mags for each. Also this:

surrender after pumping 6 .357 rounds into it with no effect, and pray it will rape me to death quickly

>>33533882
Sauce:
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/725282#search=34-san%20Worgen

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tfw no fuzzy buddy to hunt with

>>33537175

>furries wearing fur

it bothers me

>>33532596
>I look at porn that strongly resembles your pic every day

and... where would one find said porn

>>33537199

why

what's wrong with fur

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>>33535865
>Far Side

>>33532807
Yeah, Abos. Assuming spider/werewolf hybrids aren't a thing there.

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>>33537199
First off if it were a furry it would be some sort of cartoon bullshit and not some photorealism illustration, that is so it's easier to make a mascot head.

>>33536907
I think it was one dude, idk. I wasn't there but apparently a fair few people ate them.

then the guy said the photos were faked

I don't believe that, a bunch of people probably did really eat jizz brownies at a gathering of autist strangers from a neanderthal cavepainting circle

>>33533882
fuck is with all this furry shit on k?

>>33537460
[wheredoyouthinkweare.memorialmural]

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>>33535106
This guy
>Nazi Scum

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>>33537268
Rule 3 nigger

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>>33537476
A place where this shit isn't allowed?

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>>33529119
anything other than the L85A1.

>>33537205
This. Asking for research purposes.

>>33536012
Most semi's shoot faster on semi than the AA12 does on auto.

The AA12 has like a 350rpm cyclic rate, it's slow af.

>>33537571
>research purposes
You people are strange. Very strange.

>>33533834
Green over white please

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>>33529119
Give it belly rubs.

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>>33529375
>wolfsbane
You're a big wolf

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>>33535979

>>33535865
Think I've seen every farside cartoon ever made

doubt I'll ever get tired of seeing them again

>>33537835

why was farside so fucking based

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>>33537759
4 u :3

>>33537554
>Not MP5

>>33529119
I sleep with a .45 colt, so that I guess.

>But given that I'd be in my puppy play gear in the tent with my master I'd probably try to make friends first

>>33529119
I want to nut hard enough to paint the inside of the werewolf white.

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>>33538168
>MP5, L85, HK41
Safe to say werewolves cannot be killed by krautshit.

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>>33535106
Anne Frankenstein's monster, alternatively you could also get Vampire Lenin, Mecha Franklin D. Roosevelt or Jack Churchill with a silver sword.

>>33535106
got a print of this from ComiCon '06

>>33538343
Because they're German

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more importantly, what is your vampire hunting gear?

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>>33538619
Get your edgy bullshit out of here

>>33529119
Russian AK pattern shotgun

>>33537554
Good movie, not much re-watch-ability though.

>>33538648
that's only the first page of a comic on [spoiler]e hentai

>>33538542
did they work their way up from 22lr?

>>33538663
Not interested, looks gay.

>>33531986
I love your tail, I really need one

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>>33537759
For Awooo!

>>33529119
SVDK
Get fucked, werepupper.

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>>33538649
oh it's terrible, novel but terrible, a 90s/2000s scifi network rerun before they completely resigned themselves to snake/shark/monster/fotm trash movies and reality tv 24/7

>>33536828
>because muh right arm of the freeworld
>muh right arm of freeworld
>muh freeworld
>muh freedoms

>>33538736
>Show mind raped me as a kid, because of this and movies like The Howling, american were wolf in london AND Silver bullet. I have the worst fear of anything were wolf related.

>>33538759
Just turn it into a fear==excitement fetish and start jacking it

Are /k/'s cryptid thread's code words for killing sexual deviants innawoods? If so, I perfectly fine with this.
>Werewolf=Furries.
>Skinwalkers=Trannies.

>>33537554
>>33538343

Are there any other cool werewolf movies like this where the werewolves aren't just weird gorilla looking monsters and actually look like wolves

>>33538807
You must be new here

>>33538821
Twilight.

>>33538833

No.

>>33538807
>>Skinwalkers=Trannies.

This is my new headcanon

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>>33538759
Don't listen to this furry >>33538779

>>33538821
I'm sorry man I really couldn't tell you, granted the only thing in the movie that makes them wolf-like is the head and Mediterranean body hair. The Underworld werewolves were similar in build I guess.

>>33538821
Were wolves are supposed to be raging beasts of death, not just a really big gray wolf.

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>>33538889

They're not supposed to look like hairy mexican guys either.

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>>33537751

>>33538827
Rule 3 dawg

Janitor is dead asleep

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>>33537751
>>33538966

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>>33537751
>>33538966
>>33538986
>tfw no werewolf waifu and hunting partner.

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>>33538966

>>33535259
I want a kriss vector with that double drum mag chambered in .45 right the fuck now I mean I'm a god damned American citizen FFS.

>>33535834
So much to worry about anon
>>33535865
I loved that cartoonist.
>>33536650
I cracked a smile, 7/10
>>33537384
I don't give a shit what anyone say, people ate that guys cum. A couple of them asked for the recipe.
>>33538710
noice

>>33538821
Bad Moon, Silver Bullet, the seventeen Howling movies, AWiL, Late Phases (kek), Ginger Snaps and Ginger Snaps Back from the Future, Van Helsing with Wolverine

>>33538759
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2Sj6hdyv7vs4Wxq7BB5j94JiH_10VJF7

Have fun.

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>>33535834

>ywn go shooting innawoods with a qt 3.14 werewolf buddy

>>33539331
>Van Helsing with Wolverine

Hugh Jacked-man werewolf was probably the GOAT of movie werewolves

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>>33529119
call in a professional

>>33532750
A k is just a weird looking x anyways

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>>33539361

>>33539610

True.

>>33539617
lol, I want to watch taht movie now, sauce?

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>>33539610

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This must be the great fur thread of 2017

>>33536828
>>33538754
>>33531986
It's...
RIGHT PAW OF THE FREE WORLD!

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>>33531986
>20+1
>topping off your rifle

you are a very special kind of kiddo right?

>>33536230
Oh damn. Background to that?

>>33540886
Why not Anon, why don't have one extra?
I'm obviously very special, because I "topping off" my every CC / Carry

>>33540925
>be calling coyotes with buddy
>25min in and nada
>notice black figure 2km out
>looks at it under scope
>oh lawd
>change from rabbit in distress to territorial wolf calls
>they start piling out of the bush
>4 black and 4 grey
>they start a trot towards us
>look over to my buddy and ask if he's ready
>I'll take black you take grey
>they get to 75yds before they figure something's up
>whisper to my buddy 3 2 1
>I dump the alpha and the rest get confused with no one to lead
>I'am a good shot and usually don't catch buck fever but kind of lost my spaghetti on this one
>end up with two blacks and one grey

>>33529125
Come on man. They should at least be silver.

>>33535055
Heh. Kenai plus G29, same setup as me. However, when I'm sleeping in the back of the truck, I have an 18.5" barrel 930 loaded with 8 rounds, mix of Win PDX/ OOB/ #4 B depending on my mood.
The G29 is my favorite plastic gun, but we're talking about 600 ft lbs vs 1600 ft lbs.

>>33537327
>abowerewolf

>>33541920
Some kind of "überskinwalker" ?
Aboriginal skinwalker sounds spooky as fuck!

>>33539150
>.45
>not 10mm
the werewolf is gonna call you a fudd as your bullets bounce off it's musky, warm hide

>>33542296
>musky, warm hide
*Wipes away sweat*

>>33542296
>SWEATY WEREWOLF.JPG

These stinking woods are not safe...

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One of these buddies, a bioengineered Hue-Doggo hybrids.

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A-heyump someone call me?

>>33538929
He's Puerto Rican, so when he's roaring and you think he's gonna tear you apart and prolapse your anus he just pulls out a knife and shanks you

>>33541409
Neat.

Ya'll were in the clear for shooting them right? Some areas folks lose their shit about shooting them (partly for good reasons, partly for bad reasons) and sometimes fur and feathers can raise hell for taking the shot as well.

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>>33540306

>>33529991
Why not let it fuck you?

>>33542517
There is no shortage here in northern Canada. In my area I've heard rumours that the government may start poisoning them.

>>33542656
Sauce?

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>Horse tranquilizer
>Rope
>Tie werewolf to log
>Have rope hold her legs in a spread position.
>Make her squirm with egg vibrator
>Lap up infectous pussy juice
>Become alpha werewolf
>Cut ropes after turning full furfag
>Bitch begs and whimpers for my red rocket like a good dog.

If it's male, then pause for a second to decide whether to do something similar, or fill it with .45. Then end up getting disembowled because I was thinking with my dick.

>>33539617

what's this from

>>33540273
>>33543277
22,5s on Google
>Cursed
(2005)
Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Kevin Williamson

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>>33542296

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>>33542989
yes, sauce please.

>>33543461
Utawarerumono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUxribpvKTo

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>>33543525
Oh...

>>33534098
"I need a weapon"- Master Chief

>>33543461
>>33542656
Damn I never wanted so much to live in reality full of slightly retarded girls with bushy feral tails and ears...

>>33531986
I wonder if anyone has tried using gun lube as sex lube?
[spoiler]who am I kidding I bet half the people on this board has[/spoiler]

>>33543386

Is cursed a good werewolf movie?

I've never seen it or heard anything about it outside of tv commercials

>>33543668
I'm not sure
Most likely it is a shit similar to Scary movie and others "parody movies"

>>33543668
Yes.

>>33543703

>Scarie Movie with werewolves

I need to see this now

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>>33529119
What everyone else has said. If lady fuck it and break it untill i have battle buddy/ hunting partner/ cuddle sex slave.

If male maybe same with no sex because im not a fag. Or kill it right away with glock .380 i carry everywhere.

>>33529125
Why not david? That is a werewolf

TFW your a big guy down there and cant use the david wearable to holloween fuck your girlfriend.

>>33543978
>kill a werewolf
>with a .380

nigger what

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>>33529125

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>>33543990
I know not the best answer but i carry my glock with me everywhere. Just giving a more realistic answer.

Im hoping for sex more than shooting it anyways.

Tfw big tall busty warm werewolf going cowgirl on you.

>>33542918
Neat.
See down here in the states the idiots in the enviro movements decided to import some of your wolves even though they're a larger and more territorial form of wolf than the ones that naturally were in our regions... and well you can imagine how that's going now.

Growing populations that are going from nuisance to actual threats to livestock and people, however there are protections placed on them that results in jail time if you knowingly shoot one.


Fucking morons. Introduced a non native apex predator and didn't expect shit like this to happen...

>>33529125
>Not made of sliver material.
Welp, wish you good luck, and hoping to attend to your funeral.

>>33541409
Wish I could accidentally call in wolves while calling songdogs. The only alternative out here would be a bobcat, or a particularly hungry armadillo. A fox too maybe. Such is life in TX I suppose.

>>33536050
That thing is made of like, 13 parts

>>33536458
It sounds like you're trying to fatten her up to satisfy your body fetishes you sicko

I've been holding off on playing the uncensored nekopara volumes and this thread is making me want to

>>33545361
>nekopara volumes
What's this? Is there porn?

>>33536893
NOT ENUFF DAKKA

>>33545382
Visual novel about a dude who takes in a bunch of hot catgirls, yes there's porn and audio but only if you get the nsfw patch after buying both volumes on steam

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>>33545361
>>33545382
>>33545437
Disregard nekopara, acquire superior rondo duo

>>33545449
No stop, that game destroys any previous fetishes you might have had

>>33538343
it was an HK91 but your point still stands

>>33534064
>by the time you wake up, the transformation has worn off
>the young woman has no idea who you are or why she's in a tent with you
What now?

>>33545465
What did he mean by this.

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>>33545496
Futa loli demon systematically fucks entire student body full of other lolis. Art, animation, and voice acting are demonically good, stay away if you enjoy anything that's not futa, loli, or demon porn because you won't afterwards.

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>>33542296

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>>33529119
Loaded with 3 inch magnum silver hollowpoints of course

>>33544046
get a different gun to carry with you everywhere

>>33545530
>thread has slowed greatly
>everyone who was previously posting has gone to fap to demon futa loli porn

https://e621.net/post/show/1053521

https://e621.net/post/show/852518

>>33545649
Wazzis

>>33545669

You don't know what e621 is? You're very innocent and much too pure for /k/. Its Skyrim werewolf porn.

>>33545724
I do in fact have sex mods installed for skyrim, just not the packs for creatures, probably why I'm out of the loop.

an m32a1. if six shots of 40mm high explosive doesn't do the trick, or at least deafen it to the point where I can reload/run away, I don't know what will

>>33538648
>MHI
Why would you call them? Best case they kill the werewolf and charge you a ton of money. Worst case, their boss werewolf fucks this werewolf and still charges you a lot of money.

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>>33545959
Are you retarded? MHI is funded by Gov.

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>>33545318
>Not getting the reference
I expected better /k/

>>33545973
You bothered reading the books? They get PUFF, sure, but you generally have to pay them for a prompt response or have a contract. Otherwise you they show up when someone's free.

>>33546018
But calling them and alerting them to the situation won't get you a bill, which you implied.

>Not just killing it yourself and collecting that sweet $30,000+ PUFF then sending MHI our resume

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>>33545449
So, how would I acquire this game without giving my computer AIDs?

>>33536566
The foregrip is gonna be uncomfortable as fuck with that huge ass mag in the way

>>33536074
*stovepipes*

>>33545961
Is she okay?

>>33547697
It was so good it killed her

>>33536674
mind ur own fukin business

>>33537498
That game for some reason doesn't play too nice with my computer. I got a few hours into it, but it has some framerate issues that it really shouldn't...

Fun game though

>>33545598
jesus is that real

>>33540306
I fucking hate Hetty

>>33543663
there was some dude a few years back who got his gf to do anal, didn't have any KY or Astroglide so he used Frog Lube instead.

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untz unzt untz

>>33538648
Melvin didnt milo and trip tell you to stop spamming forums, or else Franks is going to come and push your shit in once and for all?

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>>33548788
jah, we are ze german untergrund!
touch my doggie!
pet it! love it!

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Bow down before the one you serve.
You're going to get what you deserve.

>>33542446
>>33542446
not a Coalition states DOGBOY

>>33543450
In our defense, russia's building codes probably have as much to do with that as our ordnance malfunctioning.

>>33548788
I FUCKING LOOVED RIFTS

>>33548790
Franks can go fuck himself along with the rest of the MCB

Consarnit, /k/. Do you want to kill werewolves or have sex with them? Make up your mind!

>>33548877
>dubble dubz
HE'S ON HIS WAY TO BUTTFUCK YOUR SOUL.

>I will never be a gangbanging thug life gnome.

>>33548877
> you now realize that franks has a giant HORSECOCK sewn on, because he can manage to satisfy and even gape out a succubus.

>>33548905
>MHI and AFT references
Will you be my range buddy? I promise not to bring my Jungle approved animal print pants ever time we stop at the strip club

>>33548942
>I promise not to bring my Jungle approved animal print pants ever time we stop at the strip club
if you aint, I is.

>>33548958
Sometimes I simply won't wear no pants.

>>33529119
No shit there I was camping in Cowles, NM (10,000 foot elevation) surrounded by aspen fir and miles away from civilization. It is midnight and the fire is dying I go back in my tent with my g/f and her sister for the night. Am dead drunk but out in the eerie quiet we hear a wolf howling as if it were in anguish it lasted 2 fucking hours. I periodically patrolled the area armed with only a hatchet and a flashlight.

Also mind you visibility is shit it was so dark you could not see 3 feet in front of you. ;Also it was 3 days before halloween. It sounded like vid related but more high pitched.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iag8d1ENKgk

Silver buckshot, boy.
Don't you know anything?

>>33548986
You're an idiot and a pussy, that wolf was miles away and you were risking seriously injuring yourself.

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Do you think you could convince people to buy mass quantities of silver if you could convince them werewolves were a real threat?

>>33549061

What if werewolves bought up all the silver ammo

>>33549060
>Injuring myself
>With a hatchet that was pointed down the whole time

K

Maybe you would have injured yourself but I could chop wood blind with pneumonia.

Also wasnt about me it was about the women I was with who were scared and wanted me to put their mind at ease.

>>33549074
that'd be pretty smart.

>>33549101
By stepping in a fucking hole or something in zero visibility you city fuck.

>This is why we have to constantly rescue you idiots

>>33549198
Had a lantern first off and am pretty sure footed. Also it is not like I was running or even walking fast dipshit. Do you not know how to walk cautiously?

>>33549222
>Arrogance
>Ignorance
>Unpreppared
Yeah, you are definitely that suburbanite dipshit we have to go save

>>33549303
>Suburbanite

Try again dipshit

>Arrogance

Do you see the shit you are posting and you are accusing me of this?

>Did not trip or fall or hurt myself during the camping trip
>Obviously because I know what the fuck I am doing
>Still throw an autistic fit on /k/ so you cam impress people because you work for a park's department who saves people but you yourself probably clean their toliets.

>>33529119
Let's assume this is some beast of geverduan shit. My weapon of choice would be a RPG. Allah akbaring as werewolf bits rain from the heavens is optional.

>>33549394
>because I know what the fuck I am doing

>t. Car camper or soon to be statistic

Also, USFS Fire, never done parks service

>>33549522
>Car camper

My orignal post said a fucking tent retard.

My first knife I owned was when I was 6 my dad was a fucking cop. We lived in the middle of a fucking forest when I was growing up. Stop being a pretentious douche who acts like you are the only one on /k/ that lives a "rugged" outdoor life you fucking fag.

>>33549553
>Park car
>Pull out tent
>Camping guys!

>Cop
You realize central park doesn't qualify as wilderness right?

>>33549522
I literally went camping and fishing all the fucking time. My favorite thing to do as a kid was to explore the forests with my brothers. I been around weapons all my life and know how to handle them.

Just because you are a little pussy too afraid to hold so much of a butter knife when it is dark does not mean everyone else is stupid for holding a sharp weapon with low visibility. I know what I am doing bitch.

I had a lantern. I held it out and looked at my step in front of me and took a cautious step held my hatchet down by my side pointed blade backwards. Even if I fall the damage done would be minimal. IF and it is a huge fucking IF the hatchet hit me. This aint not fucking slapstick where I trip over a hole and go "WOOOOOOWWWW" and the throw my axe in the air and it comes down and lands blade first on my head. You know what are the chances of shit like that happening? You obviously dont work for anything because you are so obviously retarded.

>>33549605
>Central Park

My FIRST FUCKING POST SAID A 10000 foot mountain you dumb shit stain.

>>33549605
I live IN NM fuckface we have the most remote places. Literal campsites hours away from the nearest town. And it was not my first rodeo either bud.

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>>33549719
Now the most important question

>Do you carry a Mora or a Buck?

>>33549642
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfdrY-2sROQ

What happened to him, NM bro?

>>33545487
bowl of eggs

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>>33549605
You sound like a pretentious douche, but you're upsetting what is clearly a reddit fag so proceed.

>>33539006
>Fuck anything
They're all female.

Coonan used to sell silver bullets. I would go with cast silver bullets out of a .44 Mag or larger (but not an X-frame) with a sorta long barrel (5"-6.5").

>>33547650
I didnt sand paper the shit out of my slides and profile my fcg for no fucking fte's

>>33549782

they're both equally shitty

>>33533186
Wholesome

>>33550200
Followup, what do yyou carry?

>>33529119
any full auto 12 gauge with a 20 round drum, ammo stuffed with chunks of scrap silver in addition to standard ordinance

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My dog says OP is a faggot and Sage goes in all fields.

Random question,

If you bump fired an AK at an angry bear would it die before it got to maul you if you were like twenty feet away from it when the situation started?

>>33550306
What kind of bear?

>>33550320
Any, grizzly I guess?

>>33550333
>Grizzly
Good dammit....
No, you can't prevent a mauling by missing a brown bear with an uncontrolled AK spray unless you are just dumb lucky and hit it somewhere magic.

>>33550333
You might kill it after it kills you, but unless you manage to hit it in the perfect spot on its skull with your spray, it's going to shove your AK up your ass with the barrel still smoking hot.

And then kill you.

>>33550200
>Talking shit about mora
Everything he said was right, you're a tumblr NYC faggot

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Are we still talking about getting balls deep in werewolf poon or is that over?

>>33550623

>implying any ordinary mortal human with a vanilla dick can satisfy werewolf poon

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>>33550617

never owned one, but what's so good about mora knvies that makes them better than some other beater, let's say an ESEE?

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I have some silver rounds. I always thought about melting some down and making some loads up with them just for kicks.
Anyone have info on doing that?

>>33550623
That fucking knot pop. nnnya!

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>>33529119
Like I wouldn't be happy