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I step out into the street. In front of me stands the gunman,

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I step out into the street. In front of me stands the gunman, smugly assured of the superiority of his weapon. "Put the gun down now, and I let you live" I say, my voice calm and measured. My fingers rest lightly on the hilt of my katana. The gunman just laughs. I see the muscles in his right hand, that hand that holds the gun, beginning to tense as he prepares to squeeze the trigger. Quicker than the human eye can see I draw my katana, and using the ancient arts I have spent my life studying I use my katana to tear a hole in the very fabric of space-time, of reality itself. I am perhaps one of ten men in the world who know this skill, and one of three who dare to use it. I am the first, and probably last, Westerner to learn these secret arts, whose true Japanese name I will not profane by uttering here.

There is a blinding flash from the muzzle of the gun, but I do not hear the gunshot. Before the sound waves (or bullet) can reach me I step through the makeshift portal I have opened into the extradimensional space. "Space" is not a great word, because in this "place" it is as meaningless as "time," but English lacks the necessary vocabulary to describe something so utterly other, so completely different. The hole closes. I sense that I am not alone. There are beings here, in this "place," which are utterly alien and indescribable. The secret symbols on my katana blaze.

I cannot tell if the battle lasts for an eon or an instant. Such distinctions are meaningless here. I do not know how many there are. There could be a thousand, or there could be only one great entity. I do not know if I kill them (it) or if I merely buy myself a brief respite. Whatever the truth (if a word like truth has any meaning here) I am able to slash another wound into the very fabric of reality. I pass through, and end up in the "real" world, in three dimensional space, directly behind the gunman. A single slice with my katana passes through his skull as easily as it passes through air.
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tl; dr: *teleports behind you*
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impressive autism anon
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>>33522552
I bet you screech when people touch your ears
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>>33522552
So when did you fuck the "girl"?
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>>33522962
wat
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>people still think a gun can beat a sword
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>>33523135
He's saying many autistic kids have sensory problems like when people touch them they will freak out. Goddamn are you that dense?
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>>33523347
Sure, but why the ears? Seems oddly specific; like he's projecting or something.
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>>33523347
gee well maybe I don't study autism nerd ',:^)
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>>33523364
Because many times it involves the head/ears/neck. I bet you're being retarded on purpose right?
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>>33523395
Whatever helps you sleep at night, autismo.
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>>33522552
>>33523311
>not having a sword gun
>not having a sword glock

It's like you don't want to have explosions behind people.
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>>33522552
That was fucking fantastic.
Thanks OP, I really needed a laugh.
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>>33522552

This is what happens if you try to fight a swordsman within 21 feet, no joke.
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>>33523415

Is there any way to actually make a practical gunsword?
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>>33522552
"Bang bang! You're dead"
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>>33522552
PSSSSH

nutting personnel kid
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>>33523415
>sword glock
>Not even a flintlock glock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JXzygY84u4
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>>33522552
Kek
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Was it autism?
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>>33523535
It's called a bayonet
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>>33523415
>>33526476
It also serves as a grenade.
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