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A giant ass demon appears and is crushing all of humanity. Eventually,

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A giant ass demon appears and is crushing all of humanity. Eventually, it will find you. What weaponry would you use to defeat it? Note that you can use only what you currently own. Think you can kill it?
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>>33521890
> crushing all of humanity

Pretty sure if the military can't stop it there isn't anything in my safe that can...
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>>33521925
>he isn't even going to try
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>>33521890
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>>33522047
LOL
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>>33521890
The solution is obvious. I become a demon myself, and then crush it.
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>>33521890
1. Develop an automatic 140mm
2. ???
3. Profit
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>>33521890
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>>33521890
Shoot it in the eyeballs with my M4 while saying a prayer. If the bullets don't kill it the prayer will.
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>>33521890
What is the demon weak to?
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>>33522790
This was going to be my answer. I'll garrote wire strangle that demon with rosary beads.
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>>33522924
Mix some holy water with oil and gasoline to make a holy molotov cocktail. If the fire doesn't kill it the holy water will.
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>>33522277
anyone have a pic of how big that round would be?
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