/k/, what would you do with $1250 in singles and fives?

>>33521595
buy several surplus guns

>>33521595
Go to the bank and exchange them for larger bill

take pictures of it

Shove them up my ass one by one

Deposit it all into a high yield savings account.

go on armslist and buy a gun

>>33521595
invest it in stocks and never touch it.
Also i would reinvest with any money it earns.

Although i was in this situation in November and i just waste on ammo, guns, and some really good food.

Go to the bank and deposit it

Or go to the local pawn shop and invest in gold coins

>>33521595
>apmex
>all that fake money

wat

>>33521595
>singles
Get dubs

>>33521642
Oh well it was worth a shot

>>33521595
Put it in high interest saving account.

>>33521595
Get a couple of hookers and some blow

>>33521595
>/k/, what would you do with $1250 in singles and fives?
step back and rethink what life choices guided me to choosing to be a stripper as an occupation.

>>33521595
Story OP
How did you get $1250 in ones and fives?
>Inb4 stripper

>>33521595
Do you suck dick for a living?

>>33521737
i make it a habit of putting any bill i have that's under a $20 into a big water jug along with my pocket change. that's about 6 months worth.

(the $1870 in tens are in envelopes right now)

Two chicks at the same time, man.

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>>33521759
>i make it a habit of putting any bill i have that's under a $20 into a big water jug along with my pocket change. that's about 6 months worth
like.... a giant brandy snifter?

>>33521595

I was in a similar bind once OP. I had accumulated close to 3 grand from selling shit on craigslist and people paying me back exclusively with cash(annoying). I used about a third of it for haircut money and the rest I put into my checking account.

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>>33521787
no, like this

buy stock in a gun company while the prices are down.

Hookers and blow

>>33521595

Break them down into nothing but singles. Break those singles down to nothing but quarters.

>>33521756
>Do you suck dick for a living?

I do, but I only charge a nickle.

>>33521595
Pay my bills

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>>33521759
>no, like this
oh, here I was thinking you said you had both.

More ammo.

>>33521802
and the debate and wonder continues....

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>>33521595
Buy a Garand, Gew 98, or a Lebel. I'm not actually sure if that's enough to get a Lebel in a shootable condition though.

>>33521759
>i make it a habit of putting any bill i have that's under a $20 into a big water jug

Saw on one of those cop shows about a couple of drug dealers that did this. They didn't want to be seen with anything under a $20 so they stashed small bills in a 5gal jug

>>33522033
i do it to trick myself into saving money

>>33522030
>I'm not actually sure if that's enough to get a Lebel in a shootable condition
RIP my dreams.

>>33522073
what else you got besides a 1911A1?

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>>33522359

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>>33522359
long guns

>>33522379
noice. why no Block brand Blocks?

What about rifuls?

>>33522400
i'm not a fan of glocks. shoot guud and everything but meh.

by buddy's got like 6 of them.

>>33522379
>no glockz
wew lad

>>33522379
>No Rocks
Wew

Buy a bunch of Atlantis mint stuff from apmex and pretend you're a pirate

>>33521621
>high yield savings
solid joke, anon

Stop selling meth, OP.

>>33521595
tuck-a-buck/nudie bar

>>33522394
>>33522379

Not fond of your handguns but like the shotguns anon, mirrin the auto 5.

Buy an optic for your ar please.

>>33521708
why did it take so long for somebody to get this right?

>>33521595
That's a lot of blowjobs.

OP's been working overtime.

>>33523468

Because it's /k/.

Surprised that no one suggested a trap or a tranny hooker.

>>33521595
Buy Grills with the $5s. Make a rap video. Throw wads of $1s around. Rhyme about glocks while holding a hi-point without proper trigger finger placement. Say 187 a lot.

>>33523468
I assumed OP was a hooker/ stripper.

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>>33521595
MPX.

>>33521595
Put it in the bank like an adult.

$1250 isn't that much money.

>>33521595
Probably use it to get an education in order to stop stripping.

>>33524071
This. It really isn't that much.

>>33524071
this

>>33524054
Why are her eyes in two different hemispheres?

Build a vacuum chamber

Find someone selling a cheap gun that's overpriced. Show up, start counting out ones. Only ones. Be $100 short. Pull out a ziploc bag of change. No quarters, just nickels and pennies. Start counting. See how long it takes for them to get pissed off.

>>33524977
This.

I did this once for a cheap beater car for a buddy to get thru winter with using only 5's.. he wanted 1300, stopped short of a grand.

>>33524977
Or he could take the gun and leave or tell you to get out after slapping the ziplock out of your hands

>>33521595
Buy a better laptop

Booze

>>33525097
>That's not want he wanted at all.

>>33521621
>>33521625
>>33521629

who are you guys trying to impress with your retard old man answers?

>>33525152
Not them but social security is going to die a very loud and painful death, if you don't have enough saved by the time you retire you're going to have a very bad time.

>>33525241
That's okay I am hoarding .22 lr and nickels. Surely people will pay premium for that when I retire.

>>33521595

Waiter or stripper?

I remember the good old days of waiting tables and having a fast wad of Washingtons and Lincolns in my pocket.

Did you call niggers "Canadians" too?

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>>33521595
Convert them into pennies, shove them up my ass, shit them out, then distribute them back into circulation. Got the idea from a video I saw.

Mfw someone out there is already handling my ass pennies as we speak...

it's flea market time

>>33521716
kek

>>33521595
Stop using my card to buy coffee and snacks for a few months to use up the ones, put the money saved from otherwise using my card towards a gun; fivers buy boxes of ammo I guess.
Shit thread.
Probably should've said to use it on hookers.

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>>33521595
put a stripper through cosmetology school.

>>33521595
Stripper?

>>33526541
>shafted twice in one day.

>>33526755
kek'd and check'd

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>>33526755

Usually when I got a thousand dollars in bills I like to sit around and count it a few times. Spread it all out. Sometimes I'll roll in it and try to imagine a bunch of people hadn't put their filthy hands all over it. That's a nice stack of bills I'd probably do what I said above, but since it's all rolled up and banded I'd put it in a sack. Then I'd hug the sack and tell it that it sweet things. I'd maybe take a nap and cuddle with it too.

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>>33525152
>retard old man answers
>being able to afford any gun you want during your entire lifetime
>retarded

>>33521616

Omega MP5 clone

>>33521797
>I used about a third of it for haircut money
What the fuck? How long was your hair?

>>33521595
Buy a better 1911, or upgrade your GI at least into the 1980s.

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>>33525350

>>33521595
Vacuum seal it in $100 increments with a silica gel pack in every bag for a rainy day.

hookers and blow

>>33521595
Put on old scraggy clothes
Butcher an animal to get blood on said clothes
The walk into bank to pay it in
Keep looking over my shoulder randomly for added keks

>>33521629
>$1200

>gold coins

>plural

kek

>>33524192
excess radiation

>>33526755
I know thats you carlos

>>33521629
>investment
>gold

you seem to be confused. gold isn't an investment, its a hedge. you're better off buying a $1000 case of wine and stashing it in the basement for a few years to auction off later.

poor people are poor for a reason and its because they suck at money. a person could give a nigger like yourself $100,000 and within 3 months it would be gone.

>>33522394
Oh, it's this nigga. Get some new furniture for that AK, it looks awful.

>>33521614
>this
>>33521716
>topkek
>>33521737
2 girlfriends ago, I had a gf that came home with WADS of 1's and 5's EVERY day after work. She was a server at Bob Evans. She was short, hot and really good at it. She made shit tons of money.

>>33521783
" The kinda chicks that would double up on a dude like me would "

>>33521759
You know what. I always have fuck tons of 1's and change. The change gets really annoying for me. I run an appliance repair business.. So in a given week, i probably find 40-50 bucks in dryers I repair. I never thought about getting one of those big ass plastic jugs. Now I will!

>>33521595

Buy an AR-15.

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>>33525152
>the sort of response you expect out of hipsters, hippies, and libtards who will go wahhhh when they realize they saved up nothing and in debt at age 60

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>>33521621
>high yield savings

good goyim

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>>33522394
Buy a good ak, not a ras47.

Pretend to be a drug dealer for a minute or two and then exchange them for larger bills.

The normal thing I always to with money coming in:
Set aside 20% in my saving account.
Set aside 20% to use in my hobbies.
Set aside 20% to use for a need I have now.
Set aside the remaining 40% to pay bills.

$250 bucks to waste on weapons. I would save it until more money came around and I could buy the 1911 I still don't have.

>>33521595
>what would you do with $1250 in singles and fives?
either convert to larger bills or put it in the bank? maybe pay off a bit of my operating loan?

What would I do with that much in small bills?
$1250 in singles and fives....

Well, first, I'd multiply it. Use the money to make more money... Repeat the process. And build an armory.

use it make more money and build an armory.

at least hes not this guy

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/28/man-cashes-pennies-hes-been-saving-45-years/74727160/

>>33526755
funniest thing I've seen on /k/ in a long time

Pay rent

>>33521595
Gold or maybe a short vacation via car to a southern coastal state. In SC in you could stay at the Hilton inn for a whole week- free breakfast and the beach for 120 a nite. A good deal I think...

>>33529622
what did you do with the change before? just throw it away?

>>33531171
>what did you do with the change before? just throw it away?
buy BJ's @ 5cents a pop from OP

>>33521673
Lol, so you can get that 12 dolla a year compound interest? Do you even know how banks work?

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>>33526755
fuck you anon

>>33525097
If he stays, you have a gun. If he leaves, he has a weird story to greentext in an armslist thread. If he slaps the nickels down, tell him you lost count and have to restart counting everything.

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>>33529122

Get some 1/2 oz goins or several small gold goins like Swiss francs or British sovereigns (much more fun to buy that just a single Freddie Krugerrand to be honest)

>>33521595
Change it all for coins and then throw nickles, dimes and pennies up at skinnys

>>33521595
Give it back, Jamal.

>>33521595
exchange the 5's for 100's, wrap the 100's around the 1's, make a post on /b/ about my uncle.

>>33521595

Have an excellent time at a strip joint

>>33521595
F
2
Thousand

>>33521595
Buy ammo

>>33529147
True story, I was room mates with a guy who inherited 100k and in 3 months a third if it was gone to God knows where. The only new shit I ever saw him buy was a Glock, 3 rifles, and weed. Lots and lots of fucking weed, like $200-400 a week.

It was pretty great because after that I got free weed whenever I wanted, but he turned out to be a psycho with dependency/abandonment issues. After a point it was like having a gf without any sex.

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>>33521595
Put them in a mesh bag and run them through the laundry, then spend them.

After a day of pulling money from gas stations.

>>33521616
Sure, if you want AIDs and TB of the anus.

>>33521595

"Invest" in ammunition and Magazines. Buy local after haggling down for a better price and pay cash.

In the event of another ban scare, liberal administration, or SHTF you'll have a little gold mine to start selling off or use yourself.

I would buy knives.

Keep saving because it takes at least $4k to start a Roth IRA.

>>33521708
Since it's all ones and fives, I was going to say strippers and blow.

Tuck enough bills into her g-string, a stripper will fill most of the functions of a hooker.

>>33526755
>>33526541
I've seen this before I'm sure.

>>33521808
Laundry money for everybody!

>>33534420
you have. it was on /pol/, but it's still funny.

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>>33521595

I'd buy a service grade CMP Garand, a ported gas plug from Garand Gear, some en bloc clips, a bandoleer for said en bloc clip and a whole bunch of .30-06.

>>33533905
I was stationed with a guy like that. He came into $250K when hed turned 25- something about a trust fund from a lawsuit about a head injury he got as a child.

It's not a good idea to give that much money to an E-4 with a malfunctioning brain. Dude bought a Porsche, went UA and headed for Vegas. Flipped the Porsche into an irrigation canal, crawled out and sat on the bank watching his bong and key of weed sail majestically downstream past all of the cop cars that were coming down the canal road to see if he was ok. Lived large in Vegas for a month, bought another Porsche when he figured it was time to report back in. Wrecked that one, too. By that time, his name was in the FBI database of UA people so he got delivered back to us in cuffs. He wasn't an E-4 after that.

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>>33521595
put it in the bank like all the other $45,000 I have in a savings account which I am planning to use to buy a house to impress my non-existent girlfriend.

>>33535930
bought a house for $44,000. Now I dont want a girlfriend. They may ruin the place.

>>33525301
My nickle!

Was beginning to think I was the only one. I only have like 80-90 rolls right now but i've got like 900 more papers to fill :D

>>33521595
>singles
New Yorker detected

Buy a Glock brand Glock 26 at the local Glock Getting place.

Saving up currently so I can cut my Nogunz card in half.

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>>33521621
>/k/
>making intelligent decisions with money
Pick one. And only one

>>33521654
I had em all along ya see

>>33538866
checked and kek'd

>>33534005
...that's what my hands look like after delivering bread all day

i don't eat a lot of bread anymore

>>33521595
IRA

>>33521595
Buy 40s and hookers.

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>>33526755
goddammit

>>33529610
This. As extreme as it looks, i used to be a server at an ice cream shoppe and we got ones and fives like it was our main focus. On sundays or little league baseball days we would walk out with 300-500 dollars in tips.

>>33521634
this. OP is just a massive faggot fishing for attention

>>33521673
That interest ain't gonna outrun inflation son.

Invest in physical medium.

>>33524105
Strippers make a hell of a lot more than you and I, son.

>>33542919
>IRA
>2017
>financially supporting Irish paramilitary group terrorist activism

Its almost like you want op to get v&

>>33521595
I'd buy 641 cups of coffee over two years.

Goyve it to this goy because this goy is goyd out. Plz.

>>33521595
Go to the bank, have it converted into quarters.

Put the quarters in a sack.

Use it to kill small pest animals.

Invest it in community college.

>>33533181
Why would your uncle leave OP your inheritance after what he did to you when you were a kid? He found another way to fuck you all over again.

>>33521595
Try to impress people on the internet with a sum of money so insignificant that literally anybody not homeless should have that much

>>33521595
>singles and fives
are you a stripper...

>>33521595

Strip club, pref in RI. Fun time with that many small bills.

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>>33526755