Humor tread

>>33516372
I didn't laugh. You should delete your thread.
/Thread.

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>>33516372

>>33516372

If I wanted humor I'd ask for your 1 rep max

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>>33516372

Anyone got the pic about the guys with the deer and the vibrator?

>>33516840
Wrong board friendo, here you'd ask him for group size.

>>33518659
The one with the Danish Jaegers gets me every fucking time.
>gorn.jpg

>>33516828
UNRELIABLE

wow this thread sucks

you should all kill yourselves for posting the same old shit everytime

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>>33516372

>>33516372
bump

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I'm gonna save this thread from the newfags

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>>33520558

>>33520143
>"But what if a weapons manufacturer could fashion a handgun that would fire a nuclear blast — an atomic version of an AR-15, if you will. It would look like a gun, but it could kill thousands instead of dozens. Like a rifle, it's one of many arms that we are allowed to keep and bear. But would we really stand idly by as people buy a nuclear gun in the name of the Second Amendment?"

SHALL

>>33520799
I wish the gun fairy would give me a casaba howitzer.

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>>33520143
>temporary PTSD
I wish an actual veteran would beat him to death because he dropped his keys wrong and triggered an actual PTSD victim that blanks out and wakes up with his hands drenched in liberal faggot blood.

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>>33516372

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It's the ....

...Dying pan...

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33516833
Needs a pistol grip and AR style stock.

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>>33518859
kek, took me a minute.

>>33525308
Women and men raised by single women is the reason why this exists

>>33525423

I dunno, that last guy looks more like the average Trump voter

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>>33516372

>>33519651
>.44 below .45ACP

>>33520065
fake as fuck

>>33527289
Duh its smaller, amerifat cant into math huh?

>>33527543
>amerifat cant into math
>both .44 and .45ACP were created by amerifats and are based on imperial units

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

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>Carrying cucked and locked with your .45AARP

>>33524332
>and thats something we've all done
holy shit I fucking lost

>>33527940
Yeah man

>>33528171
jesus

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who remembers this thread? shit was so cash

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>>33516840
Damn got him good, someone get the aloe!

>>33528171
What's wrong with the picture?

>>33528340
strelok...

>>33519662
NOT A SOLDIERS GUN EH?

>>33528285
i remember and never followed up. did it work?

>>33519651
>Be relatively well-endowed male
>Check to see where I measure up on that ruler
>Between 5.56 and 7.62x39


Welp. Guess I've got a tiny fucking prick then.

>>33518659
unit 777 are pretty much the zero intel, double-digit IQ version of the SAS who manage to kill more hostages than they save.

"Although the operation was planned more carefully this time, the TF 777 operators committed several mistakes that would eventually prove fatal to many of the hostages. As explosives were detonated to attempt to blow a hole on the top of the airframe, the explosion ripped through the cabin area, immediately killing 20 passengers. Using the same hole, the operators gained entry to the plane but in the confusion opened fire indiscriminately and killed and injured more passengers. In the ensuing chaos, passengers that managed to flee the plane were then gunned down by snipers in positions around the airport who mistook them for terrorists attempting to escape. The total number of passengers killed was 57, out of 88 total"

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>>33528717
I accidentally something similar

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>>33528738

>>33520065
fake and gay

/k/ humor threads are always awful but this made it even worse

>>33523001
Get out of here, Brock

>>33528738
Kek
Got me good

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>>33518820

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>>33527940
Why does that remind me so much of the Renketsu Bazooka from ToQGer?

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>>33528340
It's depicting the weapon firing the round, case and all.

>>33518659

>Tfw EKO Cobra is the only police special force to ever end a Plane hostage situation mid-air
>still not mentioned

>>33525308
Is everything about slavery with these people?
Christ, I came here to laugh not rage

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

Now someone post the one with all the /k/ meetup dudes eat brownies full of jizz some /b/tard made

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>>33529256
Seconding this.

>>33528710
It blew up his gun and he took a trip to the hospital.

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>>33529256
>>33529271
Sure

>>33520143
>a bazooka is a recoilless rocket launcher
wew

>>33519669
if you don't like people posting the same shit every day you're on the wrong website

>>33527951
Kek'd a lot

>>33529256
It wasn't jizz

>>33521728
How very antisemitic of you.

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

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"Georgy Shpagin, designer of the famous PPSh-41 submachine gun, and co-designer of the 12.7mm DShK heavy machine gun, also developed a rifle for the trials before the end of the war. His weapon was an attempt to directly translate the PPSh-41’s design into an intermediate assault rifle, and was unsuccessful. The weapon’s unlocked, straight blowback breech resulted in a very heavy moving mass, and very violent action that spoiled the weapon’s controllability. After only 315 rounds fired, the Shpagin assault rifle was dropped from the competition. However, his design led to a mandate that all further Russian assault rifle designs trialed must be have some kind of breech locking mechanism."

>trials for a 7.62 automatic infantry rifle
>Enter with a straight blowback 7.62x39 PPS that's so godawful the ordnance department had to change the rules of the trials

Was Shpagin autistic?

>>33529529
It looks cool, though

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

>>33527961
Fuck, I want to make one.

How much to PTRS-41's go for nowadays?

>>33529202
Does Mossad not count?

>>33530212
fugg i need this

>>33516833
I would unironically own one of those. Know where can I get one?

>>33529202
>Ending a plane hostage situation in mid-air
Did Bane pay off a couple of EKO Cobra guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

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>>33529529
>build roller delayed 7.62x51mm select fire rifle
>make it 22" in all the European flavors of the rainbow
>no compensator

Were the Spanish autistic?

>>33527976
AYYO HOL UP

>>33528340
noguns please leave

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>>33530794

>that guy's face in the cockpit

>>33530919
i would look like that if i found a bloody zsu-23-4 along side me mid filght

>>33527501
lol this was good

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>>33530925

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all time favorite here

>>33530904
Man I laughed so hard at this I cried

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canuk nuke

>>33516828
>GLOCK anf GLOCK Accessory

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>allow 5-7 working days for delivery, more if you >are Chechen

>>33531073
give me one (1) reason why this wouldn't actually work

>>33531090
i would love to see this

>>33531090
dropping bombs from a bus may be detrimental to the health and morale of the occupants of the bus

>>33531073

>Berlin

kek

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>>33531105
as long as we take some of hitlers boys with us

>>33530973
o fug

>>33516828
Finally, they created a gun that can shoot around corners

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>>33531155

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33518659
>its go time

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>>33530937

>>33530222
I remember when Tony first invented that beautiful beast. He posted it on the subguns website for the world to behold it's glory.

>>33527961
Im more concentrated on whats going on with his feet

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Fresh OC coming through

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>>33528731
>Between 10mm and .44

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>>33530982
>M82A2
>A2
>2
>someone on /k/ used a 20mm recoilless rifle as an HD weapon

>>33528731
It's not bad it's in the middle of the scale i can live with 5.56 dick

>>33528340
>60% MORE BULLET

>>33528340
>>33532206
>"Plus, we fire the whole bullet."
>"That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-nMWgBUp0

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>>33522793
squeeze it boy

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>>33518659

>>33519651
Are these in centimeters or inches?

Cause if it's centimeters, I got a big dick for a half Asian.

>>33528001
shit, talk about taking paranoia to a whole new level

>>33530212
Much want is involved in this image.

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>>33532429
cm

>>33531729
The A2 is the bullpup variant numbnuts.

>>33529202
they were already on the plane when a nigerian dude pulled a knife. i mean, it's a first and all, but that's hardly impressive.

Anyone got that one where OP stuck an 870 up his ass or another anon that used a AT rifle to defend his house?

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

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>>33516372
>shuffle off this mortal coil, ya cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjtzgWzh9fk

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>>33527940
nice rails.

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>>33531073
It's now my goal to make a s/k/hool bus

>>33520065
This is fake and half the replies to that post were saying the same thing

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>>33530212

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

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>>33529304
and it was then later confirmed by the baker to be condensed milk instead of jizz, and that he only did that to freak everyone out for a while

>>33529290
Screencap of this?

>>33525308
>tfw i'm typing this from williamsburg

>>33520065
Fake as fuck

>>33520558
>yfw you start reading this and mad world starts to play in your head

>>33518859
kek, i love it

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

>>33527501
I remember this bread

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33531090
>Panzerkampwagen easily spots poorly concealed, poorly armored silly Amerikanischer bus
>fires a single round
>bus' content explodes
>all occupants dead
>payload wasted
>whoops

>>33532725

>>33530829 or >>33530982

>>33531082
It's like carrying a tank cannon

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>>33520558
I have never been screen capped before. I might cry.

>>33533982
you use that to airdrop your KS-23

>>33534247
this

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

>>33529050
CHEEKY BREAKI, MOMMA TSIKI

>>33516372
This reminds me of listening to aussy police on a reality cop show, about to go arrest some arms dealer who was selling "22mm hand guns" very dangerous.

>>33523001
>WTS Frying pan concealed weapon
>200$ i know what i got
>will throw in free soda sleeve rifle concealer

>>33529084
someone please shop this with sniper elite

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

>>33527501

Hey, I finally got in a screencap

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>>33516372

>>33530212
>If you flip the selector to automatic, it dumps all the round from both barrels alternating between each barrel as it goes.

Storm bolter 0.1?

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy!

>>33531054
aaahhh god my side.

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33522793
Squeeze it boi

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

anyone have the greentext about the B-52 never going out of service?

>>33531584
Shit job covering those names

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33529791
One sold at auction for $8,600 back in 2008. I can only imagine the price has gone up since, assuming you can even find one.
>caring about the price of the rifle when the ammo is $30/rd.

>>33525165
criminally underrated

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>>33516840

>>33526651
whats his rank? sorry i know nothing about insignia

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

>>33520799
If such a thing existed, I would buy five.

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>>33536753
What sorts of guns does Rippetoe have?

>>33536891

Master Sergeant, E-8.

>>33535110
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/k/1491352451187.gif&v=_Vj092UgKwQ

>>33527951
If IKEA sold guns, what would they look like?

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33537643
A basic AR kit complete with incomprehensible instructions, 3 forward takedown pins (no rear pin), 2 dust covers, a piece of an AK pattern FCG, and the included armorer's wrench is either too small or it breaks because it's made of pot metal.

Alternatively, a completely disassembled G11 with zero instructions and what appears to be the hands from an analog clock.

>>33530794
>aвиaшилкa
Aвиaчтo?

>>33537775
>Alternatively, a completely disassembled G11 with zero instructions and what appears to be the hands from an analog clock.
I'd buy it.

>>33528340
there's a vapor trail behind the bullet. implying the gun that fired it, fired the entire bullet casing and all.

>>33529084
>"BGM-71 TOW missile, fired by an American Bradley IFV, moments from impacting an Iraqi T-72. 1991, Operation Desert Storm."

>>33529084
>>33529084
>"Syrian soldier photographs the RPG that killed him and several other soldiers outside Aleppo. 2015"

>>33532651
Seriously? I thought it was inches and was putting myself above 5.56 but if its centimeters I'm at .338 lm

>>33536521
where can I find more of the aliens talking about humans posts

>>33531155
fucking lost

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>>33532844
That was pretty good.

>shuffle off this mortal coil ya cunt!

>>33532844
anon, just for posterity the video you linked said the incident happened in helmand, 2011
should fix your image to say that not 2013

>>33525165
This must be the most uplifting thing I have ever read involving the SS.

>>33525627
The last guy's a troll you idiot

>>33525308
you know. my rebuttal to that argument is that the 2nd amendment also applied to naval CANNONS, and in fact was used to justify the arming of our privateers


aka sure the 2nd amendment applied to muskets, but it also applied to 32 gun ships of WAR (you know, the same ships that could blockade a entire town and harbor.

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>>33531073

>>33519651
I'm confused are the tick marks for the calibers the centimeters? Fucking metric fags

I'm 16.1 cm where am I

>>33540693
If I'm right then 10mm and .44

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33519651
/nogunz/ here, how can a .22 be better than a 9mm? Or is it just a meme

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

>>33540743
.22lr has a very low velocity, if you discharge one round a day into yourself you can slowly build up tolerance to a .380 and after a while a 9mm

>>33520558
>save this thread from the newfags
>cap from not even two months ago

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33539226
Google "humanity fuck yeah", and you'll find plenty of the sort.

>>33531041
2013 was a hell of a year.

>>33533887
>what is overpenetration

>>33531155
The intakes have a screen over them. You can't toss a shovel in there.

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>>33529050

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>>33537326

>>33520799
AnCapFace.jpg

>>33532680
see>>33530982

"it wasnt .50BMG. 20mm single shot upper.

>>33530593
That pic is a lie because Combat evolved still makes me hype as fuck when I play it.

>>33532844
Shakespeare is smiling from heaven.

>>33529250
It literally is. Public American history education literally focuses on 3 things, the evil whites killing the Indians, the evil whites keeping kangz in slavery, and the evil whites keeping a brotha down. From day one white American children are taught to hate themselves for something that happened 150 years ago.

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>>33530982

Holy shit

>>33541329
>It's not important to know you've been historically shitty

>>33541398
I don't think you realize what I mean, that's literally ALL that's talked about in modern public schools in regards to history class. They also conveniently skip over the part were hundreds of thousands of northern whites died to free a bunch of people who they didn't know, the mistreatment and initial rejection of the Irish and Eastern Europeans, and the massive social and technological advancements made posible only by the white man.
In my highschool we spent a whole month, A MONTH, on Mr. Black Peanut Man, meanwhile Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, and Nicola Tesla were literally footnotes.
Whites are hated by public education.

>>33541398
Then they should also teach about all the good things we have done, all the great creations we have made all the wars we have fought and won and all the times shitskind have invaided and then subsiquently been pushed back by us.

they also shouldn't leave out the fact that in comparison to us the negroes have achieved fuck all but making mud huts while we created great civilisations

>>33519651
This must have been made by an AR fag
>.22 over 9mm
>5.56 over .40
Please.
>.45 acp on top
That one is tasteful

>>33541474
>>33541490
>How White Supremacists interpret history class

>>33530212
>exchanging exhaust gasses

lewd

>>33541522
My dude. Tesla is far superior to the black peanut man (george washington carver) edison was a hack and a stealer of ingenious ideas from tesla so fug him too.

>>33541522
Let me guess, you went to high school in the 80s and assume nothing could have possibly changed since then. I dare you to look inside a modern highschool history textbook. It's 600 pages of "white man's original sin".

>>33541490
That's the point though, they don't.

>>33541695
>Being honest about how much we fucked over everyone else is bad

>>33541710
>making white children hate themselves because people with the same skin color as them did nasty things 200 years ago is okay.

>>33540743
Meme

9mm is good but /k/ needs
>muh stoppin power

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

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Okay, good news and bad news.

Good news is, >>33541522 made me want to dig up a screen cap from my HDD that was rather on point.

Bad news is, I couldn't find it.

But despair not, I have more good news and bad news (mostly because I love saying "good news and bad news").

Good news is I have a bunch of some what old /k/ screen caps in that folder.

Bad news is they are disorganized as fuck and I need to leave for an hour.

So if y'all sit tight on your asses for about an hour or so, I will see what I can find.

In the mean time, enjoy this.

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>>33542385
Actually have another while I go shit.

>>33525308
>the third post
What did he mean by this?

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>>33516372

>>33528171
TRIGGERED

>>33522793
Squeeze it boy

>>33531121
kek

>>33529529
Dude was living the dream.

>>33536521
Wow this got me hyped for the new Stellaris expansion.

>>33540554
Source on that? Not that I doubt you, but I'd like something more "mainstream" to throw in people's faces.

>>33527501
Shame guy didn't wait a bit longer, some replies were gold
>combat jack

>>33527976
I'd recruit him to my merc army. He seems like npc that could be good general.

>>33540554
My personal rebuttal is if the second ammendment doesn't apply to modern firearms, than the first ammendment doesn't apply to the Internet, and the fourth ammendment doesn't apply to computers or phones.

>>33519651
Between 7.62 and .308

>>33532680
I've never heard of a 20mm conversion for the M82A2.

>>33524332
boof pls

>>33543421
>>33543421
Those are horses tho

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Not /k/ related but gave me a chuckle.

>>33520558
Of all the screen caps I could have gotten in, why this one

>>33542549
...well... he's not wrong.

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

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>>33531082

>>33531082
where does one acquire one of these?

>>33541015
Squats are bad for your knees.

>>33516526
>/threading yourself
kys faggot

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>>33543173
That 'this is what it's like being an American' part vexes me. I mean are you really that fucking stupid to confuse the exploits of the British empire with that of the Americans.

This is quite literally what happened with the British and has been happening for decades now. And yet the yanks want to pretend that they've got a rough deal? No wonder the American film industry is booming, you're all so good at fucking lying and acting.

America has done jack shit so far compared to Britain and needs to fucking remember that.

>>33540894
You illiterate ass, you don't put the shovel there, you shovel dirt in there

>>33528757
Jesus, what nation are they from?

>>33544734
Egypt, but you could have said any Arab/African nation and would have been accurate.

>>33544614
.....the brits imposed their own government led by brits while leaching resources from nations and stripping the wealth from the locals.

We never put Americans at the head of our puppet governments.

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>>33520558

>>33522793

Squeeze it boy

>>33519181
>turns out chad was at work
>prepare the next shot
>fucking chad

Worth the read
Aubibly said "fucking chad" and made a scowl

>>33544614
>when the eurocucks get shittershattered at America being the best country in the world despite being so young

lol

>>33522793
squeeze it boy

>>33541285

True, I still love da fuck out of 1942

>>33522793
squeez it boy

>>33542549
What if it deflates and someone pees in it?

>>33546916
Then we'll raise a lot of money to go straight to the dude's pockets