>ball ammo
>not a ball
>boat tail
>doesn't float
>>33513563
>OP
>is a faggot
>>33513563
>>33513563
>ak47
>dosent avtomat the kalashinakov 47 times
>federal
>not a part of the government
>sharpshooter
>is actually dumb
>Glock
>Doesn't explode
>Maschinenpistole 44
>it's a rifle
>>33513563
>spitzer bullet
>does not contain saliva
>minigun
>is not a very small gun
>Tec-9
>Used by tech-illiterate nigs
>own M&P Pro
>be amateur shooter
>hi-point
>points are low
>WA-2000
>only 176 were built
>gunship
>it's actually a helicopter
>Soft point rounds
>It's hard metal
>Tiger
>doesn't have stripes
>>33513716
not to be autistic but this one isn't actually funny. lead is very soft, compared to other metals. I know you know this, just wanted to point out the joke is weak.
>girl with a penis
>it's actually a boy
>.357 sig
>is .355
>>33513563
>Obongo
>Not a muslim
>>33513729
Next you'll tell me that ball point rounds don't have to be round
>>33513563
> recoiless rifle
> it's a fucking rocket launcher
>Martini Henry
>there's no alcohol in it at all
>HMMWV
>Pronounced hum-vee
>mini ball
>it's fucking .58 caliber and not even a ball
>sbr
>it's a carbine
>>33513775
Rifled barrel, anon
>>33513775
It shoots a fucking projectile out of a rifled barrel, god damn you.
>>33513612
Fires a pistol cartridge, so it's more of a pistol.
>Maus
>It's actually quite large
>Bandkanon 1
>No musical instruments included
>henry golden boy
>no boy included
>>33513563
>mp40
>only 32 bullets in a magazine
>>33513833
>>33513846
> /k/
> getting the joke
>camouflage
>cant actually camouflage the user
>>33513563
>hydra-shok
>doesn't fire hydras
>>33513863
>8mm kurz
>pistol cartridge
> U2
> not related to Bono
>>33514027
>not even Irish
> brought to you by buds gun shop
> also federal ammunition
>airstrike
>not a bowling technique
>Hi-Power
>9mm
>Shock and awe
>Not a terrible electrician service
>hi-power
>only 9mm
>>33514195
4 SECONDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>match king bullet
>nothing to do with a monarchy
>>33513740
did not know this.
>>33514257
>monarch brand ammunition
>has nothing to do with royalty
>cruise missile
>not fired from a cruise ship
>>33513846
Carl G now has ammo that are rocket propelled for extended range. So it's a recoilless rifle able to shoot out rockets.
>A shitty thread
>is genuinely funny
>>33513944
What joke?
>Federal Ammo
>Not Government owned
>>33513761
When I was a kid I used to think that "ball" meant it was an actual spherical projectile like a musket ball, and that in say a 50bmg round, there was just a thin metal cone at the front for aerodynamics.
I thought that full metal jacket was actually when it's a metal pointed bullet.
>>33513801
It's Minié ball, IIRC. Named after some dude.
>>33514376
> lake city
> neither a lake nor a city
>headstamp
>at the bottom of the cartridge
>>33513737
sauce?
>>33513737
>Traps
>Not gay
>armalite
>doesnt make lights
>.357 sig
>bullet diameter is .355in
>FN FAL
>Actually is full of WIN
>semi automatic
>one bullet
>three bullets
>not tri automatic
>operator
>doesn't connect my calls
>Tacticool
>Makes you a loser
>>33514785
>.38 special
>bullet diameter is .357in
>hi-power
>uses 9mm
>>33513706
Lol'd
>shield
>not effective in blocking sword/ axe strikes
Or
>M&P
>not used by military or police
>>33515031
but police do use the m&p silly
>>33513563
>.22 long rifle
>not long
>not even worth shooting out of a rifle
>>33515123
>not even worth shooting out of a rifle
Explain this blasphemy
>Blow job
>You suck, not blow
>Parkway, you drive, not park
>Driveway, you park, not drive
>>33515217
Well ya man, if she blew you're scrotum would inflate til it popped. You don't want that.
>>33514306
Your life
>>33513863
I'm not sure if you're not getting the humor in this thread or if you're just really fucking stupid
>shall not be infringed
>infringed constantly
>>33515697
He raises a fair point
>>33513563
>Recoilless Rifle
>Isn't a rifle, it's a fucking rocket propelled shaped charge
>>33513563
>I carry a .45 because their's no .46
>There is the .460 rowland and they aren't using it
>F-35 Lightning II
>doesn't shoot lightning
>>33515697
>>33513729
>"not to be autistic....."
>displays military grade tier 1 autism.
Fantastic
>>33515759
Tube is rifled, so it is a rifle.
>/k/
>hasguns
>>33513867
>Tomahawk
>it's not a throwing axe, but a missile
>>33514172
kek
>>33515887
Kek at that image
>gold dot
>actually just copper
>roland special
>it's chambered in 9mm and not .460 rowland
>glock 22
>it's actually a .40
>lawman
>just an FMJ round with no arrest powers
>>33513954
I'm laughing too hard, and far longer than I should at this
>>HowHardCanItBe.jpeg
>>33513563
>French fries
>they aren't Frenchmen who have been fried
>hollow point
>it's actually open tip
>open tip
>it's actually hollow point
>.45-70 government
>it doesn't betray you and gets its job done
>Glock 29
>equates to the amount of penises the owner fellates daily
>>33513729
>not to be autistic but I'm on the spectrum
>Glock 40
>Chambered in 10mm
>>33514482
I can't remember, but she has a vagina. not worth it
>glock 40
>has only created more problems
>>33516168
>thinks 10mm isn't .40 that way
>but it do
>magazine well
>no water in it
>collapsible buttstock
>doesn't collapse, it just moves forward and back
>>33516459
>Telescoping stock
>Doesn't help you see any further
>>33516459
>fixed buttstock
>was never broken to begin with
>bipod
>can't climb inside of it and suck off your friend
>drop-free magazines
>you can still drop them
>pistol grip
>is never attached to a pistol
>no ATF retardation doesn't count
>forgotten weapons
>remembers them
>Light Machine Gun
>Weighs a lot
>>33516591
>SAW
>Very ineffective way of cutting wood
>>33516605
>Submachine gun
>Not underwater
>>33513819
remove the stock and you get a space marine bolter
>>33516634
>bolter
>fires rockets
>>33516663
>Space Marines
>No oceans in space
>.38 Special
>bullet is .355"
>>33513721
took me a while to decide if that was a really poorly done colorization of a photo, or a really well painted model.
>>33514482
lana rain, she's a camwhore
>>33513563
>magazine
>no articles
>>33513563
>F-4 Phantom
>Isn't actually a ghost
>>33516710
It is now. RIP
>>33513563
>Detective Special
>Isn't actually a detective named Special
>>33515302
*inflates scrotum to 500 times you're size* do not test me mortel...
>>33513563
>colt python
>not a horse headed lamia
>>33513666
It is small compared to the 20mm version
>>33513563
>F-22 Raptor
>Isn't a prehistoric dinosaur
>>33513563
>Street Sweeper
>Does not actually clean the streets with a broom
>>33514482
fuck that, I need sauce on this >>33514537
>VEPR
>Not a snake
>barrel
>can't store things in it
>>33516857
>Not making vintage Shotgun Wine
Just need some corks.
>buttstock
>goes on your shoulder
>foregrip
>only one of them
>suppressing fire
>is actually quite loud
>shoulder thing that goes up
>doesn't touch shoulder
>doesn't go up
>stripper clip
>contains no footage of person removing clothes
>M1918 BAR
>Doesn't serve alcohol
>>33516756
As opposed to a historic dinosaur?
>>33513572
Within the context of the thread, your statement implies that OP is NOT a faggot, which is, of course, incorrect.
>>33513563
>britshmuzzleloaders
>all of his guns are breech loaders or magazine-fed
>>33517457
>>33515302
Yeah, we wouldn't want that now would we.
>>33516479
kek
>Navy Seals
>They're camouflaged frogmen.
>Ma Deuce
>It doesn't fire 2 mama's
>bomb dog
>isnt actually a bomb
>>33517652
>Explosive Ordinance Disposal, EOD
>They just fucking blow it up
its called ball ammo because recruits are usually high school ball players who are too dumb to find a job
>hair trigger
>isnt made of protein filament
>Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising
>There are no dragons and it is in fact a milsim game
>High Standard Firearms
>Standards are actually kinda mediocre
>>33513563
>VP9
>Not the 9th Vice President
>>33513563
Larry made sure some of you didn't have ball.
>>33517631
>stealth
>100
>>33514537
>>33516891
nice one
>>33513740
>38 Special
>is actually .357
"A 38 CALIBER BULLET WAS FOUND..."
>full metal jacket
>no zipper
>>33514376
This legitimately confused me when I was a kid.
Federal ammo that is, not furries.
>>33518276
>.38 special
>is actually very common
>CTD
>Actually costs a lot more then dirt.
> self loading rifle
> I have to load magazines into the rifle.
> I have to load the magazines too.
Why can't it reload itself
>>33518803
>centerfire rifle
>still need to aim
What's the point in making it centerfire if it doesn't go for the center?
>>33518799
they have the cheapest 7.62 new manu tho.
Bad practices or not, I'll buy from them.
>>33518840
*7.62tok
>>33518819
> belted magnums
> belt is obsolete: cartridge isn't wearing pants
>>33516834
It's someone cosplaying as a character from a vn called everlasting summer
>fixed blade
>has never needed repair
>>33514399
This is literally what I thought until I was 15
>>33518923
Strange VN. Each route was wildly different in outcome, level of realism, and theme. And Ulyana was best girl.
>>33516856
>Saiga
>not a gaot
>>33515339
I'd wager your sense of humor is the bigger joke here.
>>33513927
You're supposed to provide the boy
>>33518987
>Saiga
>Cant play video games
>>33513612
Fun fact, the Army R&D head halted construction of any new rifle program so they just changed the name to Machine pistol and continued development.
>>33519021
>RIP ammo
>they still make the stuff
>has literally never killed anyone
>Colt
>contains no horse parts
>Heckler and Koch
>has never loudly mocked a performance or waved its penis in public
>>33513590
Made me chuckle
>>33513563
>arizona
>is a ship
>>33518956
There's a shitload of workshop mods for it shame they're all in Russian though
>accuracy international
>REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE BUT ONLY FOR SALE IN TEA LAND UNLESS YOU HAVE THIRTY BILLION DOLLARS
>>33513716
Softness is relative, lead is soft compared to most any other metal.
>>33517631
>sir bearington irl
>>33513737
But that's actually a chick
>tank
>Can only hold a few fleshy meatbags
>M&P Bodyguard
>is a gun
>Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
>Just go around shooting people's dogs
>progressives
>actually regressive
>>33513563
>THAT FEDERAL AMMO
[HICKOK45 INTENSIFIES]
>shotgun slugs
>it's just a piece of lead, not an invertebrate
>direct hit to the face from a powerful load
>kills you
>>33513819
I'd be scared to put my hand around the front of the magazine.
>>33513946
I don't see him now, do you?
>>33514292
>bears no resemblance to Tom Cruise
>>33514899
Yeah, that one always confused me, why is that?
>>33521723
.38 is the diameter of the case
>>33521734
Oh.
>>33515826
kek
>>33519214
Koch is pronounced "coke"
>>33521857
actually the "o" sounds like "law" and the "ch" is the same as in "nach"
>>33521857
>Don't believe Ian's lies
>cruise missile
>flies at hypersonic speeds
>Fireclean
>doesn't light gun on fire
>Froglube
>relatively little frog goo in lube
>charging handle
>doesn't recharge your batteries
>common sense gun control
>has no common sense at all
>Froglube
>isn't for sodomizing frogs
>>33517652
russians used doggo bombs in WWII
the US army tested it but didn't actually use them
>>33513946
why the fuck are you posting a blank image?
>>33513563
AKB48....not an improved next gen AK47
>>33517631
>frogmen
>arent actual frog/human hybrids
Faggots.
>Springfield XD
>Doesn't make anyone smile
>AWACS
>Not made of wax
>>33517009
Nah, it did serve some Japs shots though.
>Rifled barrel
>Not a rifle
>bleebidiblee
>it dont even bleeb
>>33525512
Didn't this guy kill someone with that?
>>33517457
>>33525616
>>33525728
You retards realize you can buy evidence bags, right? The faggot that ordered those retarded grips made this post to attention whore for himself.
>Fairchild "Warthog" Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II
>it's not fair
>it's not a child
>it's not a warthog
>it's not a Republic
>it's only one opposed to 10
>it's not a Thunder not even a Bolt
>it's not II
>>33515937
>French Fries
>Are actually Belgian
>>33516675
>.38 special
>Rather ordinary caliber
>>33513581
>>33513563
>clipazine
>calls it a "mag"
>>33525816
>you're twice the "the" he ever was
>>33527632
>AK
>automatic killer
what does AR stand for?
>automatic rap.....
Oh shi!
>liberal
>wants to restrict rights
>>33517457
>Seriously implying that Birds are not Maniraptorian Theropods
>>33527677
i want to vomit on those feet
>panzerwerfer
>doesn't werf panzers
>>33518987
>Saiga
>Isn't a bird
Do you know Russian, nigger?
>magazine
>has no articles or cool pictures
>>33528119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiga_antelope
I was wrong, but I was close in that I had a herbivorous horned mountain animal
>>33528163
>>33528119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiga_semi-automatic_rifle
"Named after the Saiga Antelope"
> .223(5.66mm)
> called 5.56
> is actually 5.7mm
>>33524337
It does if you shoot a nigger with it
>>33513775
Bonsidering that it also launches unpowered projectiles, the only conclusion is that you're a fag.
>>33516459
>folding buttstock
>never backs down playing poker
>>33513563
>Cocking a gun
>Doesn't involve your cock
Learned that the hard way.
>>33522355
>>cruise missile
>>flies at hypersonic speeds
Most cruise subsonic.
>>33516696
Wtf I read this like
>Lana Rain
>is a camwhore
>ACOG
>is not a cog
>>33528344
>Panzerfaust
>neither Faust nor a Panzer.
>Panzerschreck
>not Shrek
>hexmag
>has no curses on it
>>33528354
>Iron sights
>Made of steel
>>33528367
>ceramic plates
>can't eat a meal off one
>night vision goggles
>they're actually day vision goggles for use at night
>magpul moe
>aint kawaii at all
>>33528381
nigga do you see in shades of green all day?
>>33528381
>gunsights
>most of what you see through them isn't guns
>>33528400
I do.
>4chan
>keymod
>doesn't fit into M-Lok
>>33528360
I've cursed at one that broke a feed lip.
> is called mp5
> does play neither music nor video
>>33528429
nice lol
>>33517631
I've never understood how inept old people can be. Their reflexes are absolute shit.
Because they are literally breaking down, systems are slowly failing. Muscles and bones lose strength, heart isn't as efficient and strong as it used to be, eyes and ears go, the entire CNS just starts taking a shit on itself.
Taking the peripheral nerves with it, thus slower reflexes.
>>33525512
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqkFCn6norY
>>33522530
heh
>>33529648
stop shilling your gay videos mane.
>>33529738
Im not him though so I dont give a fuck
>>33516856
How the heck Vepr is a snake? Vepr is a hog.
>B-17 Flying Fortress
>It's a plane.
At least it flies, yo.
>PYa "Grach"
>Not an actual rook bird, but a pistol.
>PP-19-01 "Vityaz"
>Not an ancient russian warrior
This can go on forever
>
>>33527632
>#gunsense
Jesus Christ these people are giving me an ulcer.
>>33513863
44, bro. Not 40.
>>33513781
How would you pronounce that?
>HUMMVWAH
>HEAT shells
>Only keeps your enemies hot for a short period of time
>dirty magazines
>not porn
>>33532159
>implying it isn't
>acog
>isnt a tooth on a gear
>.38 special
>it's just a regular pistol round
>>33513572
second post best post
>>33516479
Lol
>>33516749
>It's smaller than a larger one
Rly made me think