/patch/ - Patch General

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/sg/ patch soon.

Also megumeme, and rw(deportation)s, and others.

why was the other thread deleted

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Strawpoll to decide interest.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12664430

http://www.strawpoll.me/12664430

http://www.strawpoll.me/12664430

>>33512386
Ai was busy being a cuck faggot

>>33512393
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12664430
eeeh
It's justing boring, and what's even the meaning behind it? Is there any at all?

>>33512409
COMFY is what I wanted we dont have a comfy patch and it's CUTE! If you don't lile it suggest something and I'll try to make it. Simple ... As ...That...

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>>33512168
that picture makes me diamonds literally every time I see it

literally
fucking
>diamonds

>>33512230
I would kick that leafs ass if he got to fug that girl

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>>33512426
>we don't have a comfy patch

Ai
when u gonna have the new patches for sale

>>33512458
My bad

Hope Ai got banned

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>>33512375
Nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJPaPFXx80

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Can't wait for /pol/ right wing deportation squad and Serbian patch

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would anyone be interested in this patch? It's a fictional corps of Americans who fought for the nazis. Pic related is from the movie Mother Night

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>>33512528
closer view

>>33512543
no

>>33512445
>That smug look back

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>>33512351
Nice patches you fucking kike. Tell your masters not to test their directed energy weapons on Americans.

>>33512351
this isn't a general
don't give it a faggoty name

>>33512603
>rolling threads
>thread theme
>spent the last 50 posts in the last thread discussing the lives of trips instead of thread-related content

You can call it whatever you want, but it doesn't change the reality. We've been a general for months now.

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I still have this on my phone apparently. It's mostly applicable still.

>>33512620
who fucking cares
dont call it a general

>>33512528
I know I sure as fuck wouldn't buy it.

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>>33512622

>>33512581
her face is almost like you might be on top but you're not the dom

>>33512630
>I don't want it to be a general, therefore it isn't
Not how it works.

Let's get back on topic.

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>ZZ Div & Lobby Boy
Mini-restock, will be a preorder situation so be aware. Email for more info
>[email protected]

>>33511089
>>33511407
I like it, vote on straw poll so it can happen, this will not interfere with restock

>vote for a CMESKL sticker
http://www.strawpoll.me/12664544
http://www.strawpoll.me/12664544
http://www.strawpoll.me/12664544

>Next run
Will consist of DAE restock & Aesthetic /k/orps so save your shekels!

Also new stuff to be announced hopefully later tonight so keep an eye on the thread

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So some anons chose the awoo need more edit changes on the poll ? What do y'all suggest for the fixins to make ir more lovable?

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Ayyyy lmmmaaaooo

Last thread was going on for awhile

Instock here we go
>SCP (with words)
>dataDyne (Hat sized)

Otw is /k/ommando R6 patch, gonna rework with different text let you guys poll on it and

Kek mit uns, both not final

>>33512646
>tfw still no muscle onee-chan GFD /ss/ patch

>>33512688
nips

>>33512688
Like I said last thread, a vertical rectangle does not seem to work as a patch, I would suggest a shield shape to fit most gear and apparel.

>>33512688
better shape and more detail

>>33512497
This would be a dank was patch
>>33512528
Why havnt I heard of this movie
>>33512543
That's actually pretty dank looking
>>33512667
Way down for that to be a sticker

>>33512667
CMESKL restock when?

>>33512723

People will wear the awoo onsen patch in public?

>>33512731

I feel like adding too much more will make it harder to embroider and stuff.

>>33512688
It's not a good patch yet. It's just a picture.

>>33512745
Fuck my phone

>>33512749
>People will wear the awoo onsen patch in public?
you'd be surprised, people wear all kinds of things, I don't judge.

>>33512745
movie is 10/10. You haven't heard of it because it's a nazi movie that doesn't just preach about the evils of nazis

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>>33512393
If probs coo as is
>>33512771
Will have to watch, what you think of man in the high castle?
>>33512351
To the idea of calling it a general, that was actually another thing i was wondering for the "limited edition" patch I was thinking about, again not anything I've shown you guys yet but just an idea is it gay as fuck to call it patch tag general or something like That? Just called patch thread? What do you guys think

>>33512497
I want this as a patch

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>>33512351
On the way to the post office.

>>33512872
Bruh you made a pretty penny

Grats

>>33512879
some I think are probably from a couple months ago

>>33512879
i like the taste uf oennies

>>33512667
I did email and got not info now gib zig zag and lobby boy.

>>33512888
Yea but still, I think when he came back and the fuck commies patch probs sold pretty well
>>33512908
Same desu

>>33512667
Is this A/k/ with fagwave or normal colors?

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Can this be made into a patch /k/ommandos?
>inb4 shit

>>33512831
>>33512745
Me too. I don't remember where I found the image but I would definitely buy a patch like this.

>>33512677
k6-3 cat and hora hora when

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posting again. new patch is out and they are up in the store.

>>33513012
That's quite clearly a patch.

>>33513021
Do they have velcro this time?

>>33513039
yes velcro. all description about the patch is on the site as well.

>>33513050
That looks pretty good

So now we know that when Ai gets banned he's the one who does all the shitposting and derailing.

>>33513017
eventually

>>33513050
I like that, it seems to work better than a rectangle

>>33512879
I did alright.

>>33512888
Correct. Though half of them are from this week.

>>33512831
>>33513015
Consider it done.

>>33513015 #
I would run it, I have a few already in the works, but id defs be down to run that. I need a good commie/lib fuck smasher patch
Don't want to put too much on my plate tho, if you know what I mean
>>33513050 #
Would definitely fucking buy that, what better

>>33513050
rectangle was better

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Im so fucking pumped for another awoo~ guys I'm ready.
Maybe another poll next thread on shield or rectangle.

>>33513024
He didn't even notice it.

>>33512747
Looking to end of April, no promises though, looking to get it embroidered this time around

>>33512940
If I didn't send any info, resend the email, don't want anyone to miss out on the restock because it will be the last time we touch those two designs

>>33512959
>Is this A/k/ with fagwave or normal colors?
it will be the A E S T H E T I C variant, historically correct version coming soon™

>>33512831
>>33513015
i think skog said he was working on it a couple threads back might want to email him

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whoever did it fuck you

>>33513237
Ayyy gg wp

>>33513233
>looking to get it embroidered

Why do you keep making me buy patches?

>it will be the A E S T H E T I C variant, historically correct version coming soon™

I'll probably buy both anyways.

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>>33513233
>End of April for the embroidered version

>>33513235
yeah, have the design, done it up a bit cleaner
will post when back

>>33513287
we're held hostage by the shekelers inside us

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Poll on patch shape shield or rectangle

http://www.strawpoll.me/12664860

http://www.strawpoll.me/12664860

http://www.strawpoll.me/12664860

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>>33512872
Ran out of stamps, had to go to 2 different grocery stores to get enough.

Fuck, I punched out a whole big reply last thread, then came to this one and forgot to copy the post. Damn I am dumb sometimes.

Anon who got a Pepe-dollar, look on the other side, and sorry about the patches. I'll get that to you soon. Greencrab, hope you like the patch, and glad you enjoyed the SCP stuff. I've never gotten to use the small SCP sign for anything but scaring normies, so I'm glad I still had it saved.

Here's the part I did save of my post for last thread:

Kekistani flag is now OOS. Restock is happening as soon as the merrowed gold border looks good and is produced. KSM test patch came in, working out some color issues there. Still waiting for the latest Gloli test patch, we'll see what happens when it gets here.
SOX and Apex not here yet, hopefully by Wednesday. As some may know, I'll have another bonus item surprise for these that I hope y'all will like. This time, they'll be in hand before they're on sale. Pre-orders are bad, kids. Also, everyone only gets one bonus this time around. I don't care if you buy 1 or 10, you're getting one special item.
Upcoming patches to include Lard's Goblin Slayer, kino-anon's Fuzzy Kino Hat, HeartPatch's LWA Hearts, and possibly something else, we'll see.
I'll be working on a mailing list and a proper upcoming items list later.

Check my FB page for more updates when shit happens. Store name is page name.

#TEAMPOSTLADY

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>>33513534 #
Uh oh watch out someone gonna get triggered by you thanking your customers

Jk jk, yea man it was dank thanks for that best packaging I've had so far, I'm actually saving it, thanks again

>>33513508 # #
>3 stamps

Are those international?
>>33513331 # #
Aight so skog or whomever gonna run that patch idea then aight aight

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>>33513554
6 stamps. First Class Parcel is what the Salt Lake City Regional Post Office HQ requires. That's a little under $3.00 per envelope. I round up and put $3.00 worth of stamps on.

Can't get away with putting a single stamp on the envelopes like you other Shekel Masters.

>over $150 worth of stamps in pic

>>33513554
>>33513566
So nice you posted it twice. But I'm really glad you liked it. I only got into this business to make people happy, and to make patches I wanted. And I gotta say, you saying you're saving it means the most to me. I save a lot of envelopes and package art from the others, got a whole box of it. Maybe I'll post it all someday.

Also, damn, that is one big mofo of a cat.

>>33513632
>Photos of the mailbox too
Good man. I guess you're aware that people were sketched out.

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Good evening /patch/

I am here as a representative of /cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER
>>>/pol/119256481
we are a new general on /pol/ that focuses on the crime/homicide/murder/rape/train hijack, or anything else that may apply to a nightly trend, in real time

Feel free to listen to our scanner that is set up: http://youarelistening.to/chicago

We were wondering if /patch/ would be interested in producing some patches for us in your stores.

Anyone who would like to is much appreciated.

-/cpd/

>>33513675
Real fucking Robert hours

any highlights so far tonight?

>>33513632
Jesus 6 stamps?
That's alot, maybe there's something i Dunn about shipping

Sorry for deleting posts I repost them after I did the shit my phone does, really bugs me when i post shit and my phone turns it into some autistic white noise.
>>33513643
You a good dude merlin, id say I'm in it for the same, plus making extra money on the side is fun too
>>33513675
Evening, interesting will check it out. Am interested.

>>33513710
>MALE BLACK smashes out the window of caller's green pacifica...automatic pistol in posession
>Group of teens in a silver PT Cruiser causinga ruckus
>Responding from scene of previous SHOTS FIRED, "Requesting body removal"
>Gang member standng in front of SHARK'S Restaurant, refusing to move.
>From scene of another SHOTS FIRED, Blue 4-door with three occupants, (1 MALE BLACK, 2 FEMALE BLACK) Fleeing north. Officer no longer has them in sight.
>Unresponsive female, unknown male called in a house fire...THE FIRE IS GROWING
>AMBERLAMPS needs an Adam, they have a combative patient
>BATTERY IN PROGRESS: MALE BLACK THREW A BABY INTO THE FRONT SEAT OF HIS CAR
>THREW A BABY

>FEMALE BLACK is trying to break in multiple store windows, nothing further
>white blond hippy wanted for...several things at this time.
>Gang members walking around "an area" shouting and yelling, one is waving an unknown object wrapped in newspaper
>37 year old MALE BLACK having a mental breakdown
>Multiple shots fired calls
>Three nogs in training (Between 11-13 y/o) set the grass on fire at school. Fire is out now.
>MALE BLACK commits drive-by purse snatching
>20 SHOTS FIRED -- Earlier call has devolved into a turf battle between gangs
>AGGRIVATED ASSAULT W/ HANDGUN...FLASHED GANG SIGNS
>spotted that drone again, was at the last murder too...
>two male black attempting to STICK UP A TRAIN
>GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE
>two coyotes in the park
>CHECK YO KEYS
>11 y/o caller, said his momma gave him permission to call regarding a nigress of a very specific name, who displayed a knife and threatened to stab him
>TRANSGENDER ROOM MATE THREATENING SELF HARM
>Caller said someone was in the house WITH AN AXE...attempted to call back got uh...busy tone
>domestic...girlfriend wants her shit...now a gun call

see these threads are great

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>>33512445
>that picture makes me diamonds literally every time I see it
Fucking same

>I would kick that leafs ass if he got to fug that girl
And I'll cum in yours <3

>>33512460
When I send out all the current orders.

>>33512492
lel

>>33513675
I'll figure something out, you got any ideas?

>>33513724
I wouldn't mind looking into running a patch for this general

>>33513733
Ai they're talking about you

>>>/o/16943302

>>33513724
Glad I'm never going to work in Chiraq, good ole Indianapolis, once I graduate college, that's my preferred department anyways.

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Thot patrol patch when?

>>33513050
Don't like the shape of the mouth for some reason, seems a little too narrow

>>33513794
>>>/a/ncapistan

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Samples soon

>>33513746
Thanks for letting me know.

>>33512698
so many ideas and no idea what to do with it

I really need to just sit down and brainstorm

>>33512816
>is it gay as fuck to call it patch tag general

yes

>>33513334
is that a brown elf I see?

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Just going to say one more time that if anybody's interested in running my Sunabouzu design then it's up for grabs.

I'm hoping to have a Winged Hussars design put together some time later this week or next; that one got a decent amount of interest when I posed the question.

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Looks like my Arkane Tigrovi patches shipped today. Should be up (hopefully) along with the subdued and standard Volunteer Guard patches this friday.

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>>33514007
Brown elves are delicous elves , Its the thinking mans waifu.

>>33514046
I was actually planning on doing a hussar patch here pretty soon. I'd be more than willing to pick it up if the quality's good.

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>>33514064
Why would you make it diecut?

>>33514007
Thought so, well different name then

>>33514064
Wtf I totally missed this run somehow. Are you making another batch?

Check your keys, Robert patch when?

>>33514290
Never quite understood "check your keys" is it that roberts forget their keys?

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>>33514065
Pirotess best elf.

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>the skog, the most professional and clean cut of the patch thread, leaves lewd comments in his order notes
Oh gloveman

>>33514308
I dunno either.

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>>33514401
So should I be coming down to Kansas, or should you be coming up to Leafland? I can take you to the best place to buy poutine and we can go get some pot and cigs from the local natives that grow it freshly on their reserve.

>>33514429
I looked it up, it means when an officer leaves their radio on, transmitting everything and using up the comms. It is annoying and makes it harder for calls to get out.

>>33514401
>>33514443
There's also the option we meet half way and just go on a trip to Serbia/Bulgaria, check out the wilderness, I introduce you to my family, shoot some AKs, go on a honeymoon around Europe and see it's historical landmarks before it falls to Islam and civilization collapses.

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>>33514401
stockerbit don't spread such slander on the thread, keep my secrets behind closed doors!

>>33514494
Fags in the thread gave me shit for being FD and not knowing that.

Us firemen just never had trouble with basic radio functions, I guess.

>>33513650
Trust is earned.

>>33513718
If mail actually gets inspected, it gets rejected. They closed one of the inspection centers in the region now all the mail goes through Salt Lake which is very anal retentive.

>>33514557
>goes to attention whore
>gets btfo by /pol/
Kek

>>33514572
Does your international shipping have tracking?

>>33514443
>>33514499
>ai is already drunk

>>33514572
Gets rejected because you need to ship it as merchandise right?
>>33514494
I know you not gonna say what department but what state you running in, I know that 911 EMS life

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Sticker, any news on Goodnight Left side?

>>33513012
y tho?

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>>33514443
>Leaving the Greatest Nation On The Face Of The Earth™ to goto Cuckanada
>Dont like putine
>Dont smoke
>Also canadian cigs suck ass
>Dont smoke pot
>hanging out with alcoholic mongoloids

>>33514499
>dubs
>nervoussweating.jpg
>again leaving USofA LLC.
>to shit poor yuropoor countries non the less
Your funny guy leaf. But as much as I would enjoy going to europe to shoot some brown people. I'm not in weird men that jerk it to centipedes and have sex with commies. Take your mail lady. I said I'll show up to your guys' wedding. I will.

>>33514527
My lips are tighter than the gas chambers at auschwitz. Just a tease ;)

>>33514557
are you a fireman right now? EMAIL ME! I'll send you RWSS push

>>33512646
Source?
Read it before but can't remember the title

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Also, Production list

Ai stop ban evading.

>>33514710
Former, my man.

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>>33514572
>Polarize disappears mysteriously.
>Today in news,A huge cargo ship has vanished in >the South Atlantic while carrying 22 people on >board.
>The huge ship was said to be carrying iron ore >and is owned and operated by South Korea’s >Polaris Shipping, based in Busan.
>Polaris shipping.

Someone better start selling "I <3 Violence" stickers again. I need one for my car.

>>33514710
>RWSS push
What is?

>>33514783
What state tho bru just a friendly question

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>>33514754
>>33514710
Glad to see Sticker has good taste. When do you plan to have the Pusheen pack made? I neeeeed them
>>33514527
>Skog is the most based
>Still haven't ordered from him
This will change soon
>>33513534
Gib Apex pl0x

>>33514710
Any Police push?

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>>33514781
Make me

>>33514813
Forgot
>back from convention
>Didn't see any /k/fags
Oh well. R8 haul, no velcro in sight though, I'll have to slap that on myself.

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>>33514812
Putnam County Fire, TN.

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>>33514710
You're so brutal and tsundere...

(That arouses me even more!)

>>33514834
Ah cool shit bruh cool shit
>>33514754
>push
Nvm, I see now
Would cop, cats are baller as fuck, right up there next to parrots imo

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>>33514609
Only until it leaves the country. After that the USPS doesn't track it.

>>33514667
Putting anything in an envelope beyond paper officially changes it from "Letter Postage" to "Parcel Postage". Some sorting centers are lax and allow patches through because they're flat enough to fit through most automated sorting machines and don't inspect them beyond that.

>>33514795
The Laws of Equivalent Exchange.


Found an old WIP, shall I finish it? Are we still Deus Vulting?

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>>33514834
RWSSing right now, Persian people losing their shit. Here we go boys, should be lit

>>33514953
Florian guide you, brother.

>>33513969
How much are these going to run for?

>>33515001
Still figuring it out, but we're looking at 14-16 bucks

>>33512723
I like rectangle. Too many shield and round patches as is. Plus none of you fags eveb wear these, so they are basically mini posters.

>>33515024
thats a bit on the expensive side senpai.

>>33513021
Nice, Id buy one.

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Ambulance 69, coming your way

>>33513733
ETA on when you are sending out Wednesday's orders?

Can't wait for my new patch!

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>>33515046
Metal keychains expensive as fuck, even more so than PVC.

>>33515142
Sending out a good portion tomorrow. Sorry for slow shipping, I'm swamped with orders atm.

>>33512667
Would there be any way to get a CMESKL patch with-out velcro to sew on to a leather jacket?

>>33515189
That's okay! <3 thank you for such quality patches, I'd wait years to get stuff from you

(actually not years but you get my point!!)

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>>33515206
I need this love in my life

>>33515189
Its expensive but fair to me. Id be willing to put $15 down on one.

>>33515236
fuck you, stay in perpetual torment, we all feel depressed and so sould you

we can't mess up the natural order of things

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>>33515267
Too bad I'm shit drunk so everything is funny and I'm watching anime

I am blissfully ignorant and worry free right now

>>33515236
You'll get even more love if you can tell me the status on that psyops patch <3 is it still on for next month? :D I'm thrilled that I'll finally be getting a couple, it's insane how hard I've tried to find them in the past

>>33515283
Crimson is doing Psyops

>>33515267
Well someone desperately needs some lovin'

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>>33515294
Ai said that she'd accommodate me unless plans have changed

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>>33513534
>Anon who got a Pepe-dollar, look on the other side, and sorry about the patches

>in kek we trust
Shadilay. Im sad about the patches and eagerly await them.

>>33515280
God these patch threads have been so fucking shitty Ai memetic warfare restock when you filthy leaf?

>>33514908
Yes, Deus Vulting has been intensifying

>>33515074
Cancel bro,

>33 year old took a weed brownie for the first time

Keketus

>>33515202
You should have brought a blemish they were coming off.

>>33514710
Yo sticker, where's the love for EMTs?

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>>33515280
Post dick

>>33515283
>>33515312
Sorry bub, I didn't previously know Crimson had that patch.

Go bully him now desu

>>33515364
Top kek.

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>>33515457
Why don't you come over and take a picture of it yourself. Maybe you can help me get it up nice and hard.

>>33512677
Hey, any idea when you're getting more C.H.N.A patches? I bought one right before you sold out, but i went to visit my little brother in cali and he really wanted it so i let him have it. Maybe not my best decision considering he'll probably lose it in a week. But I digress.

>>33514812
>RWSS
Right Wing Safety Squad

>>33515503
PORTLAND
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>>33515294
Is Crimson doing the exact rendition of the psyops patch or is it the updated kek kind?

>>33515524
exact. Ai was doing the feels one

>>33515512
im getting gloli in, then restocking the top 3 patches, then getting some new stuff, so after that or somewhere in there. not too sure

>>33514908
>not "DO NOT GO GENTILE"
puns my man.

>>33515517
I know that I mean what sticker meant by "push"
>>33515438
No one likes EMTs :*(

>>33515567
Pushine(?) the cat.

>>33515280
>>33515457
Don't do it ai

>>33515536
Okay, I sent Crimson a message on his site. Do you know the ETA/quantity Crimson made?

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>>33514333
2nd*

>>33515624
Stop asking dumb questions, of course no one will tell you how many of something they made.

>>33514754
I need the pusheen and the Equality ones

>>33515673
Cute.

Elves are for SEXUAL.

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>>33515692
They are for tender love

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I'm really fond of the enthusiastic yet slightly nervous momiji, but I'm having some difficulties making it work. Anyone got any ideas? The problem is overfills a square.

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>>33515767

>>33515774
Would run

>>33515801
>coming from the guy that hates awoos
555-COME-ON-NOW

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>>33515723
>that face

>>33515801
this>>33515828

>>33515567
One day EMTs will get love.

>>33515801
Do it, need more awoo patches

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>>33515828
Neet turn on your trip

>>33515943
>quite literally the post after

>>33515910
One day, one day

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>>33515947

>>33515987
on a side note: /fitlit/ was fucking great desu

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>>33515767
>>33515774
id run it

>>33515801
y u tho?

>>33516004
/mlpol/ was hilarious once they became symbiotic and started to work together.

>>33515987
Not even mad, well done

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>>33516022

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>>33515624
I haven't ran the Psyops patch yet. It's going to be coming soon though. It will be based on the original design.
>pic related

>>33515473
It's all good mate, I'm not on here as often as I'd like to be. Someone was kind enough to make a vector for me to use.

>>33516122
Great to hear, the size dimensions are 3" by 3" right? That's what folks are telling me is usually the average size of circular patches here.

Does that pic mean that production will start in May or it will be ready to ship out in May?

>>33516165
it means he'll get around to working on it in May

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>>33515987
Damn it...

>>33516165
lurk more and stop posting, newfag

>>33516171
Okay

>>33516183
(you)

>>33516203
I swear to god I wish this was a bannable offense

>>33516203
le downboat xd

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>>33512351
Getting hyped for my first two patches

>>33516265
So hyped, you saved a thumbnail

>>33516269
It's a teamspeak avatar from a long time ago. It's still bigger than your dick though ;^3

>>33516289
I bet you wouldn't be saying that when my dick is in your ass

>>33515202
Come re-stock they will should be sewn-on velcro. You can just rip the thread and sew it on.

>>33514710
;) check email

>>33514813
<3 we'll gladly take your shekels

>>33516165
Yes, all of my circular patches are 3in by 3in, which is the most common size.

I am hoping to have them in stock by late May.

>>33516319
>we
how many people work at Skog and co?

>>33516328
Sweet!

>>33516329
Him and his mumma who regularly brings him tendies while he packs.

>>33514754
Have you ever considered "Tim Horton's" sticker for us Leafs? Btw, for your cat sticker, if you're going to differentiate PLA and Soviets, consider making the PLA's hat green instead? Was that the original intention you were going for?

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All I've done tonight is just make fucking Kemono Friends shit for myself.

What am I even doing anymore.

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>>33516583
Holy shit I love it & I couldn't even watch the show for 3 minutes without getting a headache.

>>33516583
Shit... this is really nice! I don't mind seeing more Kemono Friends patches or Shoebill patches in the near future. This particular one is really nice.

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>>33516614

I made this too. This one may actually make it to this Friday's drop.

It sucks because all weekend I was stuck at working dying to make these things.

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I'm completely new to these threads. Does anyone have a file of all of the stores currently available? I've been off /k/ since summer 2016 and haven't shot since then.
I'd like to buy some shit from you lads

>>33516583
I want to watch this now

>>33516644
GIB!

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>>33516645
>https://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD


fuck me, nevermind...it's in the FUCKING OP

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>>33516645

Pastebin is in the OP.

>>33516637

Shoebill is bae

>>33516650

Watch it. Fucking do it. God damn.

I keep trying to get my buddies to watch it but they must be Friends who are slow to accept amazing things. Like, the CGI is bad I get it and I stopped watching five minutes in my first time but after Episode 2 it starts to get good. Really good.

>>33516644
>hair is cutoff
>body could be extended a bit more, or at least show the tie and until the sleeves

Experiment a bit more before you put them on sale please? It doesn't hurt to ask for opinions before dropping it so early/fast, no?

>>33516692
If I've learned something over the last couple months is that wood doesn't seem to car about our opinions anymore, which is sad

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>>33516668
>cutesy shit
I don't think I can stand it

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>>33516692

I'm working off the original file. Just like the Awoo's I don't have anything beside this. Also the hair is exactly as it is in the Ohayo~

>>33516698

I do care but sometimes the things people dislike or want changed I don't have any control over or there are just as many people who want it anyway. Like, 4chan disproportionately disliked Goy Among Goy but it's been a very popular so far. And for the Dragon Maid patch the art work was commissioned like, last month and I've just been struggling to mock it up into a patch that looks half way decent. But the artwork? It's done. I can't change it and likewise a lot of people approved of the new patch design for it, just not 4chan. It's also kinda the artists specific art style which is half the point. I have a sweaty gay crush with Sourkraut but I can't have every single thing I make use his exact art style every time.

And I'm not trying to like pick favorites. I like everyone. 4chan just has certain interests and other places have other ones and I do my best to cater to both but it's hard. And I know you guys give NEET a hard time for his FB group but FB tends to be a lot more forgiving on a lot of things.

And even some simple requests I cannot do because I'm kind of inept in the art department. I can engrave things and make wood art but as for like artwork the best I can do is MS Paint.

>>33516668
Just finished ep 3
Fuckin Crested ibis singing
Beginning to grow on me.

Jaguar is best friend so far,

>>33516769

Episode 8 is the best one imo.

I'm PPP's biggest fan.

>>33516755

You'll learn to love it. It's for your own good.

>>33516777
From the next ep previews, Emperor pengu looks to be best
that and some cosplays of her is just mmm

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>>33516808

Refined Gentlemans choice.

>>33516766
>but sometimes the things people dislike or want changed I don't have any control over

literally how, tho?
You have plenty of artists who would do small edits for you if you asked

>or there are just as many people who want it anyway

I totally understand that
The minority is obviously the minority and you need to go with what will sell

>and likewise a lot of people approved of the new patch design for it,

We know full well that facebook fags, especially WGWs facebook fags have no sense of taste and will buy literally anything, so relying on them for critique is near useless

>but FB tends to be a lot more forgiving on a lot of things.

Yeah unfortunately you're starting to leave the patch thread
At this point you're using facebook for your critique and designs without looking to /k/ for help before dropping an idea

If you keep doing this, you're eventually not going to be welcome here anymore, just like WGW and others

You used 4chan as a stepping stone and you threw that stepping stone away, and we don't appreciate that

It's very disconcerting that you started with nothing, got all kinds of help and business and resources from anons and other sellers here, only to leave and just use it as an advertising source without giving any credit or at least consideration to the people who's shoulders you stood on

>>33516755
Says the guy who sells Gabriel Dropout and Konosuba patches. Aren't those "cute" too?

>>33516766
I don't think it's that hard to extend the sleeves a little and draw a tie off references... don't you have a friend or two that can help you out with that on Illustrator or Photoshop or something? :/ The issue with Facebook is that they like almost anything they see. /k/ is where the best critiques exist in my biased opinion. But hey, whatever works for you.

As for your Maid Dragon patch, can't you figure out how to fix it by getting someone else to somehow fix it? Don't you have any artist friends to help out? Embroidered/Woven patches come in a batch of 50 or 100 in most cases... it's better to make a good/perfect patch than a "subpar" one in my opinion? I dunno, take a small loss as opposed to a big one?

>>33512528
>>33512543
>>33512745

Im a huge Vonnegut fan and had no idea they made this into a movie

>>33516668
>Like, the CGI is bad I get it and I stopped watching five minutes in my first time but after Episode 2 it starts to get good. Really good

I've watched tens of moebage and CGDCT and couldnt make it past episode 4. Tried really hard to like the meme, but it just did nothing for me and the animation is garbage. At least the doujins will be nice.

>>33516854
We'll watch it together in spirit anon

Holy fuck all this blogshit.

>>33517142
welcome to the patch thread
now get the fuck out

>>33516766
Wow someone is not getting my shekels. Biting the hand that fed you bro.

>>33517157

what did he even say that was so bad?

>>33512528
I did... "Nazi" that movie.

>>33517169
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>33516822
Good damn Lord son who pissed in your damn Cheerios or do you just like to sound like a douche. You can give critique without being a buttmad jackwagon boy. A damn service is being provided and you get all mad like a preteen girl.

Yes they need a little work, just be polite, point out what's wrong and suggest a fix. Little time on Photoshop and could be done but you just like make things personal boy?

>>33517269

I'm like 100% sure it's the same dude who got that patch the other day and had a huge autistic shit fit about it.

>>33517269
I'm not the only one who felt that way
read the next post

>You can give critique without being a buttmad jackwagon

I agree and as I wrote in that post
>The minority is obviously the minority
the minority is usually a vocal bunch of loudmouth faggots

>A damn service is being provided and you get all mad like a preteen girl.

>suckle my balls so you have the privilege of buying my subpar shit and be grateful

Look nigger, I like what he does, but you're being an ass

>just be polite, point out what's wrong and suggest a fix

We have and this thread is literally the first time he's EVER responded to people saying the artwork on Dragon maid was bad
He outright ignores us

I'll say it again
He did great work before, but he's throwing away everything that helped him get to where he is now

>>33517280
nice samefag

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>>33515673
Good taste

>>33515774
>>33515767
You're trying to say "REAL awoo hours" right?
Try 本物のawoo時間だ.
While 本当 and 本物 can both translate to "real", 本当 refers to truthfulness, whereas 本物 refers to authenticity. As in, 'a real G.'
Thus 本物のawoo時間だ translates to [it is now] real awoo hours.

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>>33516766
I can mimic almost any style to a extent, So if you need anything edited, like drawing in the rest of shoe bills hair and tie i can do that in like 5 minutes. Don't hesitate to ask man.

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>>33512667
CMESKL and Die Glocke arrived today. Thanks for the bonus patch!

>>33516823
Def not furry animal thing loli cute, they're much more generic high school animus

>>33512497
I'm throwing money at the screen but it's not working.

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Ayy, thanks Merlin

>inb4 phonefag

>>33517783
Thats the gif I based my patch on . Its super cute!

>>33516583
I want one

>>33516814
LITTLE SKIIIIRRRT!

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>>33515880

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>>33515673
>>33515723
>>33518146
Deedlit was made for sex

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>>33518307
*handholding

>>33515552
Oh shit, this is a good one.

>>33517605
Thanks friend, my nihongo level is still pretty low

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>>33512584

>>33512667
fucking cancer

What does runes on DIE GLOCKE patch mean?

>>33513724
>chicago niggers behaving badly
I am shocked!!!

>>33513724
>stick up a train
that's some Jesse James shit right there

>>33512667
I think the CMESKL sticker should be smaller dimensions than the patch.

>>33518965
Except instead of jumping on an armed train from horse back to rob rich Jews, it's tyron jumping a turnstile and walking on a train yelling "AYO NIGGU GIBS ME DAT CASH" at Peter Wong and DeMarcus who works at the 7/11.

>>33518411
>>33515552
Impressive.
>and I thought the night/knight pun was good

Will make adjustments.

>>33513724
Sounds comfy.

Any of you guys be interested in a clockwork orange patch with pic related and the edges saying "ULTRA-VIOLENCE"

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>>33519512

>>33519522
Not with that image. Should be the milk bar

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>

>>33519967
kek

how long does crimson caravan take to deliver patches? ordered some on the 23rd and havn't received them or gotten an email saying they were sent out.

>>33520503
Sorry man, I fell behind on a few orders and I am trying to get caught up today/tomorrow.

>>33520512
ok, thanks dude. Just curious

>check patch thread
>still nothing good
>guess I'll check back next week

I've been doing this for a year now. I have faith that someday you furry weebs will produce something worth spending a couple bucks on.

>>33520551
There's plenty of good shit that has come out m8, but no one can cater to everyone.

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>nerds rope supplies have run low
>Cold
>So cold
>Someone set fire to a wastepaper basket because dude weed lmao
>The penguins keep frying themselves on gennies or dying of CO2 inhalation
>"Anon you're in charge of the penguin defense grid"

HELP
E
L
P

>>33520571
Who was that guy

>>33517859
Glad you like it, that was probably the girlfriend's best drawing. I'll admit, I was a little concerned since you address was unconfirmed, but I'm glad it got there alright. Enjoy the patch!

---

I'm having some real issues with my patch company today. They can't merrow the border on KSM, which, yeah, fine, it's die-cut and a weird shape, so sure. But they also say they can't merrow the new version of Kekistani flag. What the fuck CAN they merrow? Fuck.

Also, almost nothing got done this weekend, I was dumb and made up a steak recipe, and it went very poorly. I'll do what I can about a mailing list this week.

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>>33520571
Why can't we just get some autist with a long-range aircraft to do an emergency nerds rope/porn drop?

>>33520571
u okay buddy?

>>33520592

That was Clarke, the McMurdo Outpost K-9 Handler, plaid by Richard Masur.

>>33520611
I'll make it.
This is actually gud for me because part of my being down here is an experiment in if the internet can actually provide a cage sense of companionship.

>>33520609

Help me 4chan
You're my only hope

But are /k/ stickers aloud?

>>33520643
>Richard Masur
Nah there was a guy on here or somewhere who frequented /k/ who was based in the Antarctic.

>>33520651
How new are you?

>>33520562
I'm not asking for much.

Just a nice military style patch.

>>33517800
Glad ya got them <3 thanks again

>>33518934
"Militant Science"

>>33518996
How small? Like half the current size?

>>33520571
Hang in there antarcanon, we've got some DAEs coming in those should keep ya warm

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>>33520660
Thanks for the help bud

>>33520662
Autistically new

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Whatever happened to Opsec Industries? I have a serious need for their Emperor patch.

>>33520657

Im that Anon
Hence the timestamp

>>33520680
I have a few guys who are probably interested
I might have my girlfriend buy them since she has the shipping information and you won't need to fight with customs and the logistical nightmare of shipping to anarctia.

>>33520695
Ai killed him and stole his patches.

>>33520666
>Just a nice military style patch.
There are loads of those everywhere. All patches made here are 4chan-tier.

>>33520694
Step 1: Read the damn pastebin

>>33520724
cool though you were a tripfag though, enjoyed your stories

>>33520695
Went to the moon.

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I finaly bought a patch from the Leaf.

>>33520758
Why do you trip? What do you provide?

>>33512694

Lets hope they are never final because they're pretty shit

>>33520695
Opsec went moonwise. His stock is now in the hands of a literal commie copulator.

>>33516814
P-penguins can't be this cute, right?

>>33520756

I'll namefag on occasion.

If I adopt a trip I'll probably forget it so I always post with my knife/badge/a quote from The Thing.

What new patches do we have ((merchants))?

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>>33520571
>penguin defense grid
just dig a trench around the entry points and maintain it when it got covered in snow. also watch some Steve1989 MREinfo on youtube to stay sane.

>>33520834
nice lego guy

>>33520724
Shoot me an email when ya get a chance
>[email protected]

>>33520765
>What do you provide?
A way to filter him.

>>33520777
i hope you're not the antarctic guy..

>>33520834

That's actually what we have now basically.
Also noise makers.
Thats why I don't want to be in charge of maintaining it because that means I need to go it's and shovel 20 metric tonnes of fucking snow every other day.

I've watched all his stuff.
I need recommendations for shows to watch on Netflix desu but that's just hijacking.
...Can you highjack a circle jerk?

>>33520909
Nope!

>>33520571
Can I actually mail to you?

>>33520982
Yes

>>33520926
>recommendations for shows
Whale Wars. Kinda related 'cause in your neighborhood, lots of seasons and good comedy watching idiots fail all the time while declaring victory.

>>33520986
Email me where to send you stuff, a buddy of mine and I will send you some nerds rope and junk if shipping isn't a billion dollars