Wehraboo thread

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>>33511403
I claim this thread in the name of the Kaiser

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>>33511403
Why is the Stahlhelm so perfect /wehr/?

>>33511403
Oh shit. Incoming butthurt Redditfags will drown the thread.

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>>33511403
WE WUZZ KANGS N SHIET

>>33511403
Next time work on combat ability before fashion, you'll have more success

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>>33511455
because you like the german sallet
in some forms it looks much like the stahlhelm
>>33511462
are you without flaw ???

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>>33511462
redditfags gonna redditfag

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>Nazis created style
>not glorious Landsknecht, the most /fa/ of them all

Nobleman, swerve.

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>>33511455
which model?

>>33511536
The m40 that I posted is my favorite. I know a guy who has one and wears it when he goes bear hunting.

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>>33511562
>he doesnt patrol his property in WW1 Stoßtruppen uniform
get on my level pleb

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Argentina has a Wehrmacht inspired parade uniform

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>>33511731
thats Chile anon, and they're prussian inspired

>>33511766
fuck I knew it was one of those two countries
picked the wrong one

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Why does Germany have the most stylish guns?

>>33511812

>most stylish guns
>g41.jpg
>laughingrussians.jpg

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>>33511403
Why not both

>>33511536
NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW

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>>33511812
They really do though

>>33511455
That's not the M56

>>33515493
But the top four are only German in that they're roller delayed.
The bottom ones kinda had some Germans working on the project (at least for the CETMEs.

And yeah the bottom ones are German.

But seriously not all of those are German.
In fact most aren't.

>>33515493
>CETMEs

So you're saying the German sense of style comes via cultural appropriation?

>>33515800
>pretending that these aren't G3 pattern rifles
Yes yes, anon. Let your autism out.

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>>33511403
>Nazis
>Classy

If you're 14 maybe, they look like edgy faggots. Imperial Germany and the GDR had good fashion sense (except for the EG M56 helmet), but the Third Reich was over the top. They weren't even the best dressed Axis force; this would be the Italians.

>>33511403

>Get rekt in not one but two world wars
>Fuck it up do to own incompetence and stupidity
>Have bulk of your equipment and technology and in some cases even doctrine inferior to the enemy but because of a few unicorns that were useless we wuz geniuses and sheit
>If we are to blame anyone it's Hitler because he is such a good scape goat and our generals dindu nuffing
>Stalingrad was totally not our fault even though the Romanian army pointed out the Russian bridge head at the start of the campaign and we didn't let them do shit and we ignored them pointing out massing of troops because they dumb

I don't understand what the fuck there is to like about the autistic cancer of Europe.

>>33517071
>For centuries be the brawling ground of Europe
>Napoleon to the west, Vikings to the north, Russia to the east
>Only hang together through the Holy Roman Empire and wistful thinking
>HRE ends as emperor wants to do his own thing (as he is a Habsburg said thing presumably involves marrying/fucking his cousin)
>Less than three generations later have defeated Denmark, Austria and France separately within ten years
>Two of which are considered great powers at the time
>Acquire a handful of colonies, proceed to build up a navy so hard the Brits spews out their tea
>Less than half a century later fight the most destructive the continent has yet seen
>Trenches literally run half-way through the continent
>Next-door empire collapses into a mob rule as a consequence
>War is so huge a new classification is needed; world war
>Keep fighting until you have enemies on all continents, your ally has been balkanized and your population literally starting revolutions
>20 years later be ready for round two
>Start a sequel, do well, do very well, a rerun of 1870 in France, get to the gates of a city named after one of the heads of states you are opposing, drop bombs on London daily
>Allies involve a guy with pasta-strainer as his helmet and a dude with a weird fascination with bringing knifes to a gun fight
>Lose it all (admittedly due to the shit you mentioned)
>Be divided for half a century, a literal wall runs through the country
>Make amends with old arch enemy France, work together for peace in Europe
>Become the industrial work horse that keeps the EU working develop a stereotype as being dour workaholics
>Get reunified after country has been split between two different kind of military equipment for half a century

Not going to say Germany is without flaws, but maaaybe their long history of wars might increase their popularity on boards dedicated to say... weapons?

IMO the autistic cancer of Europe is probably Italy or some eastern European shithole.

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>>33517071
Also (obviously >>33517270 here) 10/10 bait, I shouldn't have taken it, but I did.

>>33517270

> but maaaybe their long history of wars might increase their popularity on boards dedicated to say... weapons?

What long history of wars wheraboo?

They couldn't even muster up a state to fight proper wars with up until a millenia ago because they were just tree niggers for nearly all of their history.

> your population literally starting revolutions

That happed after the war

>Make amends with old arch enemy France, work together for peace in Europe

This is just more or less propaganda as even now there is animosity between the two states, maybe not the current leadership but with the populous.

>Become the industrial work horse that keeps the EU working develop a stereotype as being dour workaholics

That's not what Germany did, they pretty much destroyed all and any possible competition in Europe either through corruption as they have in the former soviet block or buying out everything or EU regulation out the ass.

>IMO the autistic cancer of Europe is probably Italy or some eastern European shithole.

Germany has plunged Europe not just in the two world wars, the reformation was also their fault and by extent the wars that followed.

Germany also came up with gommunism and spread it to the world.

The reason they are an autistic plague upon this earth is because they are incapable of diplomacy or realizing how much of a bad idea stuff is gona be.

>>33515493
This infographic is fundamentally flawed, the STG44 has nothing to do with that line of rifles

>>33517341
>They couldnt even muster up a state to fight proper wars because they were just tree niggers for nearly all of their history

You realize the Germans were commonly hired as mercenaries in the past and even to fight with the british in the american revolution, right? Read accounts of patriot fighters, they commonly said the german hessian mercs were incredibly ferocious and deadly in battle

Sure im a wehraboo but you are being just plain retarded

>>33517971

>Say up until a century ago
>Talks about the US Revolution

You sure you aren't a retard?

>>33517981
>said a millenia ago

>>33517981
>He cant even remember what he said

Whos the retard now

>>33518004

>Mispronunciation that you understood in the end is the same as confusing the US Revolution with the middle ages

>>33518017

Still you since shit punctuation.

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>>33518022
>Mispronunciation
>In a written message

>>33518124

>Still understands what I meant.

Mistyping then if you feel like being anal.

>>33518130
Maybe if you learned using the correct word on your first learned, you might actually be able to make an intelligent argument instead of having to use ad hominems.

>>33518212
>on your first learned,
And that is a beautiful case of me being the pot calling the kettle black.

>>33518130
>Still understands what I meant.
Obv not Muhammad. It sounded like you were talking about the reunification of Europe through Charlemagne and the Holy Roman Empire and the rise of the various German kingdoms that eventually became Germany in 1870.

Go play in front of a truck of peace.