Phone wallpaper thread.

>>33509708
Beautiful bullets.

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>>33509686
I use a pic I took myself.

>>33509747
I keep thinking about trying to recreate it with one of my other calibers, but all I did for that one was dump out the box of ammo and I think staging it just wouldn't be the same

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stolen from a /k/ wallpaper thread

>>33509864
You need good lighting, man. Light boxes and shit.

>>33509783
You have a lot of bullets.

>>33509866
> insurgents at College Station

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>>33509686

>>33509686
who is that guy?

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Also stolen from a /k/ wallpaper thread

>>33509907
One of Putin's body guards.

>>33509903
What on earth is that?

>>33509920
It would be better if it was Red, white and blue.

>>33509942
You guys like stealing.

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>>33509893
sometimes I may go to heavy on the filters

>>33509958
>One of Putin's body guards.
He's a big guy!

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>>33509783
I've used your pic as a wallpaper on my phone too vzbro

>>33509958
its Tanya the evil man

I deleted it but I used to have a picture on my phone of a baby doll getting shot with a tec-9, the picture was taken at 9:11pm and it said "try-again" in the bottom third of the screen.

DESU it was fucking hilarious, I got the picture from a /k/ommando's photo set.

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This has been mine for the past couple years.

>>33509686
>having anything gun related on your phone
sheesh

>>33510218

sauce?

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Why not use a photo you've taken.

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>>33509686

>>33510273
could you post the original

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Clank

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>>33510218
This one. I like this one.

>>33509893
Light boxes lmao. Nah dude all you need is a flash bender or low power + diffuser. Unless you're buying a speedlite soft box (15-20$)

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my qt

>>33514554
smough please put your armor back on we have scrubs to stomp

-your pal, Ornstein

Why does everyone's lockscreen look the same but mine?

>>33514698

>>33514919
Iphones

>>33514933
Buncha beta cucks

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Same screen 9 years running.

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I like plens

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Gracias mi General

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>>33515472
Me too

>>33514698
Would be better if resolution wasn't shit

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>>33509686
>Phone wallpaper thread.

Phone is far away right now.

>>33509866
you an aggie?

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Eh sure why not

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>>33516601
And home screen

>>33509958
>What on earth is that?
Anime that came out this winter, based off the manga that was based off the light novel which was based off some edgy cunt's views on religion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saga_of_Tanya_the_Evil

If it was good I'd describe it as:
>A fedora tipping Japanese salary man who makes it his sole purpose in life to troll God so hard that God will leave him alone. God gets so mad he reincarnate Japanese dude in a world that isn't logical at all.

Alas, it is not so I'll describe it as:
>Loli becomes an officer in magi/k/al sorta 1stWW sorta 2ndWW not-Germany where mages hover above the battlefield using boot/horse/ski shaped devices that has made trench warfare obsolete, despite trench warfare being obsolete it is still being fought. No one questions this logic, in fact the whole setting runs on it not being logical at all.

Writing is pretty meh, full of plot holes and it is obvious very little thought it put into it except what makes the story interesting. Point in case:
>Introduce an enemy officer as his wife and daughter departs for not-America
>Stab him with a bayonet, have him fall into icy water and presume him dead
>End of next episode, lol he is fine.
>Second fight involving the guy, stab him with a bayonet, lol he is fine, blows himself up to kill protagonist
>Fails to kill protagonist, is definitely dead now
>Ends of next episode (again) shows his daughter signing up for the not-American army
>Their name is Sioux despite being from not-Scandinavia
That last one might be addressed in the manga or novel, IDGAF I will only watch the anime.

Also:
>Not-Germany manages to conquer not-France
>Mostly thanks to the generals relying on a loli to write their plan
>Said loli notice a flaw in the plan
>Flaw is so apparent even loli's 2nd Lieutenant and lesbian shipping-container knows it
>They ignore loli's warning
>Despite her having written their fucking plans for winning the war

I began watching it because I'm a 1stWW nut.

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> 1st Soldier with a Keen Interest in Birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
> 1st Soldier with a Keen Interest in Birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
> 1st Soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
> 1st Soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
> 1st Soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
> 1st Soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
> 1st Soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
> 1st Soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone.
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
> 1st Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
> 1st Soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
> 1st Soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
> 1st Soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
> 1st Soldier: Am I right?

>>33516489
I came here to look at phone wallpapers, not to feel anon

>>33517148
LN is much better and consistent in plot. Also the art is excellent and the Scandinavian faggot dies on scene and never returns

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Man, you guys have got absolutely zero sense of aesthetics.

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>>33509903
Muh nigga