Soccer Mom Stories

>>33501647
Of.course the kids are fucking mullato.

>>33501647

>go to buy nugget from guy running FFL out of his garage
>forget to bring a case
>holding the rifle over my shoulder while I walk back to my car
>2 (I assume) lesbians walk past
>stare daggers at me as I put the rifle in the back seat of my car and wrap in a towel

Does this count?

>>33501688

Uh

Those kids are hwhite anon

>>33501707

Yes

>>33501732
He's baiting you into posting a larger resolution photo, because he's a pedo.

>>33501862
Holy fuck that's smart

>>33501998
There's a reason pedos rule the world.

Package of nugget ammo delivered to my house.

Soccer mom neighbor flips out because the package is marked with a big orange hazmat explosives diamond. Threatens to call the police because I might blow up the neighborhood.

>Be OC'n Glock 20 in Whole Food's
>want some peaches, and nectarines.
>walking to check out.
>in line.
>soccer mom sees me.
>stops in her tracks, grabs her purse and leaves cart there.
>I see this.
>I feel bad.
>after paying, I put stuff back.
Note. Liberals can be fun to troll, but if they throw a fit, it's the little guy that hurts.

>>33503920
>OC

So do you enjoy having a sign on your hip that says "I'm so insecure I need to risk getting stabbed and robbed of this pistol because I need to look tough"?

>>33501998
>not smart enough to use a Google reverse image search to find a higher-resolution copy of OP's photo on his own

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>>33503976

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>>33504207
kek

>>33503976
Or he wants to have a gun but not wear cover garments.

I mean that is why they invented the P3AT and the G42, but maybe he only has one pistol so far.

>>33504533
However you cut it, it's irresponsible as an owner and there's no justifiable reason for not concealing. It's well within his rights, but that doesn't make it any less dumb.

>>33503976
>"hurr imma criminal!"
>"holy shit a guy with a gun!"
>"let's rob his ass!"
>attempts.
>gets shot.
TWO WORDS: SITUATIONAL AWARENESS.
Tell me when cops are getting robbed.

>>33504687
>dumb.
>carrying a smaller, less capable, harder to shoot pistol.
>not openly supporting the 2nd Amendment.
Pink Pistol detected.

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>LGS is the back section of a trendy cookware store
>soccer moms, hipster numales and sheltered suburbanites everywhere
>looks of horror every time you go in or out carrying a gun

Never gets old.

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>going for my usual morning walk
>OC'ing my bulgarian AKM, Glock-17 with extended 33 round magazines, and M7 bayonet
>also carrying three M67 hand grenades cause I'm feeling frisky
>crowd of soccer moms see me
>start screaming
>unload my AKM into crowd, kill all of them
>the trench-coat I bought from amazon is flowing in the breeze
>pose like a dramatic badass
>soccer police show up
>my trench coat gloriously flaps behind me as I strafe through their gun fire
>one of the pigs puts a hole in my fedora
>that was my favorite fedora
>magdump glock into them, but I need more
>pull out two five-sevens and dual wield them
>remember that only the fancy 5.7x28mm that costs an obscene amount of money penetrates body armor
>toss my overpriced 22 magnum pistols and make a beeline for the words
Currently posting from my treehouse. Fucking soccer moms.

>>33504805
Besides how fucking dumb that is what with the fact that you don't have eyes in the back of your skull and any less that ten feet between you and an armed assailant means you get shanked, look it the fuck up. "open carry gun theft". Google.

>but ah draw mah gat in the shitter
>but ahm always aware of potential threats within a several yard radius
>but thay never have a gun themselves

Concealed carry is most effective when protecting others, and even when you're the victim wouldn't you much rather have the element of surprise on your side? OC only makes sense if you're a professional with esp or something. Stop memeing and be a smarter firearm owner.

>>33504832
By all means support the 2nd man but don't be unsafe about it in the interest of your dick's need to have a brush gun on your belt.

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>>33504687
You sound un American.

t.Ausfailian

>>33504948
Wow you are a faggot.
>you CC.
>get into a confrontation.
>draw handgun.
>pistol is now OC.
>criminal runs.
Any person who is serious about defensive carry open carries, CC is a meme, its just for people who want a feel good talisman or want to be 007.

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>>33505080
Because the criminal always runs when you draw with intent to shoot even when they already have a knife or gun on you? Smart.

>>33505188
>"I'm not going to run even if this guy draws!"
>"Hold up! I'm CCing and need more time to draw!"
More evidence CC is a meme.

>>33501707

Lel.
Eurocommie here, carrying guns from car to home all the time.
Neighbours don't flinch, even though I should be covering them.

>>33505442

OC
>at knife/gunpoint
>nog sees pistol and takes it along with your wallet while you're powerless

CC
>nog takes your wallet and doesn't see your cc
>you shoot them in the back

Let's look at what's true.
-you will never be psychic enough to anticipate a mugging
-a gun is useless when they have the drop on you
-oc makes your gun as good as theirs when you're mugged, cc does not
-oc advertises you're a target worth mugging in the first place, cc does not

Provide a practical and corroborated reason OC is better that isn't based on stopping powah or second amendment support.

>>33505652

>you shoot them in the back

Enjoy your prison time you absolute retard.

>>33505713
>he doesn't read case law

O i am laffin

>>33505722
>shooting someone in the back.
>meaning that the threat to your life has ended.
Enjoy CC'ing Tyrone's dick in prison.

>>33505188
>>33505652

>falling for bait this hard

Stupid fuck heads like you are the reason we didn't get merged with another board. We don't need stupid shit like that because we're already too easy to troll. You are a retarded shit head for not realizing that.

>>33506293
It's legal if the individual is likely to be a threat to others. Dumbass.

>>33506293
>implying they haven't turned their back to assault someone else

>>33505652
Or you just stay out of nog infested redzones.

Its just a thaught.

>>33505442
>>33505188
>>33505080
Both good points but truthfully CC is better - draw time and personal experiences aside, if there's a local culture that even 5% of people CC, criminals won't dare do hot robberies because there's a decent chance it'll be their last gig
Gotta play the real game

>>33504805
Cops don't get robbed because they outnumber everyone else and have no accountability.

>>33503976
no it just means hes too fat to conceal carry

>>33503996
Why search up your own pics when you can have others do it and get v&'d

>>33504925
You wanna know how I know this is fake? Bulgaria never made AKM's.

>>33504874
Montreal Dante?

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>>33503976
Where I live, open carry is nice because you can open carry as you go into the woods. There's bears and mountain lions and wolves out here, wouldn't want to be caught without a gun and facing one

>>33501647

The only soccer mom story I have is when I got maced in a restaurant on my mothers bday and how both my mother and girlfriend subdue her until cops show up
>inna mexican restaurant with mom, girlfriend and son
>took mom out to celebrate her 12th year of being 40
>enjoying a nice meal, mom getting her margarita on
>girlfriend notices woman and her kids glaring at us
>mom leans around table and tells me to pull down my shirt, the grip of my gun is peeking out
>look down and adjust my shirt, go back to eating
>woman at the other table gets her kids and takes them to the register
>notice she keeps gesturing at me to the waiters, then she hurries out the door

Now the fun part...
>a few minutes later she walks back in, sans kids
>notice she's making a beeline towards our table
>as I turn to face her she sprays me with fucking bear mace
>I fall out of chair and try to but my face is covered with the shit, and she keeps spraying me
>at this point my mom grabs my son and tries to cover him, but some of the mace got on him too so now he's screaming in pain
>girlfriend jumps on the woman and wrestles her to the ground, and manages to knock the mace out of her hand
>two guys from the table next to me jump on the woman as well and try to subdue her she pushes one guy away and goes to reach for something in her pocket
>at this point, the whole restaurant is in pandemonium
>mom grabs her taser from out her purse and pops the squirming lady once in the neck, then once more just for ruining her bday
>one of the waiters managed to call the police and they show up, my son and I get rushed to the hospital, and my girlfriend stays behind to file a report
>police arrest woman for assault, leaving her children in a hot car to assault me, and we sue her for the medical bills

Tl;dr. Local cunt ruins my mom's birthday and bear maced me and my son to fight gun ownership...

>>33507603
>>took mom out to celebrate her 12th year of being 40

I think you meant 13th year of being 39.

I can say from experience that I would rather get tazed for 10 seconds after going through a gas chamber while sweaty and exhausted than get mace in the face. How did the charges turn out

>>33507603

>tazing her when she's already restrained

Unsaracstically hilarious. Please tell me this fuckstick doesn't have custody of her children anymore, you don't ducking pick fights with your two kids in the car alone.

Goin' inna bush

>early Saturday morning, making trips to the truck in parkade with food, ammo cans, targets, etc.
>last thing left is the three rifles in their soft padded cases
>grab them, lock my apt, get in elevator, going to truck
>Older, short salt and pepper grey haired hippie gets in with her laundry
>herewego.jpeg
>she doesn't clue in at first, then looks at me and then the rifles and gasps but maintains her composure
>going down the parkade.
>'Those should be banned'. is what I hear.
>I say: "sorry?"
>"I said those should be banned. What do you need those for?"
>we'regoing.png
>"Well I've had training and have been authorized by the liberal government and the RCMP to own sport shooting rifles for not only as a fun hobby, but to harvest free range meant that is free of GMO's and unnatural hormones injected to increase the animals growth before slaughter.
>yeahniggayeah.wav
>she's giving me a blank look
>"I encourage you to try to stop me when I go hunting in the fall. I'll let you know when my hunt is planned with the exact dates, and when I take time off work for it too. Try it."
>she doesn't even say a word.

Had a great time that day. She never did interfere with my hunt either. In BC if someone fucks with you when you go hunting and you have proof of your planned hunt, with money spent, time taken off, etc. Under the wildlife act that person can get arrested by the conservation officer.

>>33508789
>threats
>canuckistan
you're fucked kiddo

>>33507603
>some of the mace got on him
>you could have charged with assault on your kids as well

>>33504925

10/10

Thanks for the hearty KEK