Suicide methods

>>33501601
unless you're going to obliterate your skull with 40 kg of tannerite, don't do it. if you use a gun you'll probably miss and fuck up, using a noose is a horrible idea (if you don't snap your neck you'll slowly suffocate, not fun, if you snap your neck it will be very painful)...

if you're going to do it, do it well. with a lot of explosives, make sure to give your dog away before you do it. remember: every gun suicide adds to the statistics lefties can use to ban guns.

find a brick wall and smash your head against it as hard as you can.

>>33501601
Exit bag.

>>33501601
Cover your dick in foil and stick it in a toaster while standing in a bathtub.

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>2 suicide threads at the same time
did /k/ get merged with /r9k/ without us knowing about it?

>>33501656
do this but change your name to Muhammad and convert to Islam so the (((media))) doesn't air you on the news as "crazed white supremacist neo Nazi Klan member self radicalized terrorist kills 4 gud bois"

>>33501718
no if he does that he won't get news coverage. this is my intent with the proposal:

>anon decides that scattering his skull into the winds with 40 kg of high explosive is a good idea
>he goes out and somehow, after a week of trying, acquires the materials
>he mixes them all together
>if he has no second thoughts, he sits down and detonates the explosive
>Anon goes down as "the man who made half of his state wake up at 3 in the morning because of shitposting on a gas generator driven turbopump discussion forum"
if absolutely none of this makes him have a second thought, then he gets to leave this mortal coil as he wishes and we get a lot of memes.

>>33501656
>>33501763
An anon already did this.

He ruined the zero fatality record tannerite had before that, but other than that nobody cared.

>>33501601
Fill your pockets with rocks so you cant float. Put 5 gal pail on your head and walk into 8ft deep water. Once O2 runs out you pass out and drown.

>>33501782
fuck. try to go for the world record for suicide by explosives? i can imagine someone detonating a pickup truck with 300 kg of HE would do wonders for news coverage.

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>>33501787

>>33501692

/pol/ and /mlp merged.

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>>33502215

>>33501601
Live long enough for cancer to get you and quit your whinning

>bust out backglass of vehicle
>loop about 100 yards of quarter inch steel cable around tree
>have other end in vehicle
>loop cable around your head and hold in mouth
>point car away from tree
>floor it

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>>33501601
slipping on spaghetti and cracking your skull on the concrete floor

Napalm