That guy

>>33495517
>the mall ninja whose day job is a security guard buying up all the black molle gear and overpriced tactical flashlights

>>33495517
>the poor guy who shits on every gun over $500 just because he can't afford it

>>33496187
>>33496919
You're going to hurt some people reading this thread guys.

>>33495517
>the guys that go to the range, shoot maybe one magazine from their AR then take pictures the rest of the time

>>33495517
>the guys who take their tacticool knife everywhere, but its always blunt

>>33496932
That's kind of the point though. Once we get the cast of characters we decide which is the most operator.

>that guy who has the "zombie" gear.

>The dolt shooting a 10/22 with a retarded, awkward aftermarket stock that cost more than the rifle.

That middle-aged glockfag that shits all over any other pistol

>>33495517
>That guy who gets pissy and angrily whispers or raises his voice in a movie theatre when there's firarm inaccuracies, historical inaccuracies, or straight up fudd lore presented in a movie

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>>33495517
>that guy that's been shooting guns for over 20 years and he's still a horrible shot and it's most likely due to his noodle thin arms and tiny muscles like that of an 8 year old girl not allowing him to steady the gun, ANY gun, well enough to hit what he's aiming at

Yeah, that guy is me.
JDIMSA

>>33495517

What am I?

I show up at the range with maybe 4 guns
A pair of pistols, a pair of rifles.
Jeans, plain t-shirt, workboots. Not fat, not thin.
Slow aimed fire except for one or two mag dumps. Decent shot but not great.
Often have a no-gunz with me, I like introducing n00bs to the world of firearms.
Try to be friendly/polite to everyone but I visibly hate you autists with muzzle brakes on your AR's.

Actually sweep up/clean my area/targets.

>>33501143
Sounds like you're a bretty normal dude. What in the world are you doing on /k/?

>>33501205
Lel

>the guy who screams everything even when everyone has their earpro off

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What am I?

>Be me at pistol only range
>Bring 1851 repro revolver with conversion. Only pistol I have other than wife's. Don't like taking hers much because it's hers.
>Spend 2.5 to 3 hours shooting at the range.
>Me reason to sweep my mess because lel revolver and I keep my brass.
>Pack up my target and leave.

>>33501143
What's wrong with muzzle brakes?

>that guy who grabs his teen daughter's ass and you think you should say something but she kind of nuzzles into it so you leave it alone

>>33502235
What the heck kind of shooting ranges you going to?

>>33502284
I guess there's a reason incest is legal in NJ.

>>33501729
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the guy that sets up a 7 square foot brass catching net that funnels into a bucket and gets pissy when someone who's gun has a wide ejection pattern accidentally gets some of their steel mixed into his brass
>the guy with the silencer that shoots supersonic ammo
>the guy wearing a plate carrier that features half a dozen velcro patches but has no plate inside
>the guy that is sighting in his rifle at 10 yards
>the guy that won't stop asking other people if he can try out their gun and offers them the opportunity to shoot his PSA AR-15 in return
>the guy that feels the need to let everyone know they want the range to go cold by physically touching them on their shoulder or back while they are shooting

I could go all fucking day. It's not hard to engage in proper shooting etiquette, I just don't get why these guys don't know it.