plan on ending my life now

>>33491847
Make sure you pop some melatonins and nerve pills so that you would be extremely sleepy and almost numb to pain and such when you shoot yourself in the heart and also it will help you die a quicker death.

>>33491847
Get drunk and sleep.on train tracks. Better way to go. Sure to make the news.

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DO ETT!

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>>33491847
later tater

Also do it in the bathtub. You've been an insufferable asshole your whole life, try to end on a high note by not making someone scrub blood and shit out of your carpet.

>>33491847
dont be such a fag at least go kill some gang bangers or something

>contributing to annual gun death statistics
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33491847
Dibs on your shit.

Do a flip faggot.

>>33491847
>shooting yourself in the heart

Well I be damn.

That is the first time I ever heard someone on 4chan that is going to kill themself actually do something that is effective instead of just lol headshot bro shit advice.

It be nice to hear the news of someone committing suicide by heartshot instead of headshot.

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>>33491847
12ga to the head is most definitely instant lol

>shooting yourself in the heart

Prepare to suffer for a good minute

>not shooting yourself in the head
Look up a brain diagram. The optimal place would be right above the ear

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>>33491847
RIP in peace fggtanon. I knew ye well....

12 gauge slug to the chest would probably be the cheapest and best option. Also listen to the anon who suggested doping yourself up with painkillers and whatnot

dont fucking kill yourself with a gun you asshole, it will only add to the statistics, hang yourself

>>33491847
>Also I don't care about the gun suicide being added to the data crap
you're pretty selfish piece of shit
please get help

>>33491885
also this
if you're gonna go out, make it cool and a net benefit to everyone else

>>33491910
Who the fuck cares jesus christ

No op but seriously if your going to kill yourself may as well use something that is quick and effective like a gun.

The dead won't give a damn so why should they now?

>>33491931
Woah buddy, you sound like a fag. That means you should probably kill yourself.

>>33491931
i dont give a fuck about the dead, if you want to kill yourself do it in a way that doesnt make life worse for the rest of us with regulations, stop being a faggot

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>>33491847
Care about us, not just yourself you selfish suicidal prick. Get some fucking rope if you are so damn sure about it. No one is here to fucking stop you, just do it another way. Jump off a fucking building if you want to ensure you are dead. For fucks sake.

So which is quicker: the head or the heart?

>>33491984
Heart.

>>33491953
>welp gonna an hero today hurr durr!
>I'll just take dis here 50AE DESERT EAGLE and blow me head off lol!
>oh shiet if i use a gun then the gun grabbers will SURELY use my death to finally put the final nail to muh second amendment and make everyone a brit!
>welp okie dokie I'll just use dese pills here that will take hours while i suffer a long ass time til I die!
>GULP!
>four hours later dead
>one suicide without a use of gun
>meanwhile over a million suicides worldwide is being used by everything and the most common is guns but yet despite the gun related suicides it hasn't truly been effective enough to destroy our gun rights over that one dead faggot that actually bothered not to use a gun
>but thats okay because he didn't use a gun!

Fuck you let him use his second amendment to end his life if he wants to faggot.

>>33492012
Fuck you it does matter

>>33492146
No it doesn't

>>33491847
Please don't kill yourself with a gun. Go out with a bang and do something crazy that'll get you on the news before you die.

Don't listen to the edgelords. Suicide isn't worth it. Find something you like and find someone you like that makes life with living.

>>33491847
>I ain't going to bother shooting myself in the head because you don't instantly die like you do in video games and plus you can be saved by the jackasses at the hospital.

You're too dumb to live yet too stupid to die

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Got garage? This will do the trick in an enclosed room. CO poisoning victims have an upturned smile. Go out happy!

>>33491847
If you're flaggy enough to add to the statistic you should kill yourself you fucking larper

Mods kill this faggot thread.

>not going full vigilante and cleaning up the streats instead

>>33492276
not op, but the pursuit of something or someone you like can lead to this struggle of wanting to bother going on.
>>33491847
OP, spend a ridiculous amount of money on a lightweight snowboard and bindings or squirrel suit and windsurf out of a plane or a skyscraper Dont forget to bring a halligan or crowbar to access the roof, theyre usually locked
were I you, i would also OD on H right before I jumped

On the other hand, I read the satanic bible and no longer consider suicide
>t. former struggler

>>33491931

Look you piece of shit, eat a shit loads of sleeping pills then hang yourselves. I hope to God that there will be a special place in hell if you shoot yourself.

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>>33491984
Head. The /k/id-iots ITT don't know about hydrostatic shock.

t. I have personally witnessed suicide by gunshot. White teenager. The top of his head became an ICEE fountain. The concussive force alone is enough to knock you out immediately, the spinning lead tearing through and liquifying your wrinkles just makes it permanent.

>>33491847
I can't stop you anon, and the fucking faggots encouraging you in this thread do not obligate you to follow through with anything. But please don't do it. You will have better days, I promise. Pic related is me, moving into a new life.

We only get 80 years to see how see how history plays out bud.

You've got all eternity to be dead after your time is up. Why not go out and experience all life has to offer first?

>>33491895
It's how my ex wife's father killed himself.
I helped scrub the blood up and she cheated on me afterwards.
Fuck that bitch.
Her dad was awesome and a total gun guy.

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>>33491847
I understand you man, I'm in the same boat. I'm ready to go out. 1/5th of the reasons I'm going take myself out has to do with a woman. 4/5th are all my other loved ones that are dead or gone forever. I lost all of them in the last two years. I can't go on, i have a mental breakdown almost every day Where I'm screaming and crying, and I can't control when or where it happens. They're all gone, man. I can't believe I'll never see them again or hear their voices. I can't handle it.

>>33491847
ey fggt blow yourself up instead

Don't do this! At least give me all your money first.

Also,
>killing yourself
>not getting killed while trying to free the Holy Land from the sarracens instead

>>33492463
They wouldn't want you to do this though would they? Like these other anons said you will have better days. One of my good friends passed away earlier this year so I know the pain a bit.

>>33492276
jus b urself XDDDD
:-DDDDD

>>33491847
>>33492463

Fucking wusses. I have crohn's disease from genetics. I worry about shitting myself before I get to work every day. I havent yet but it is there. Yet I can hold a job, buys guns and enjoy things. Weed would help but signing up for that in IL would mean I cannot purchase firearms. I'll proudly shit myself on the range than give up that right.

>>33493063
You are a fucking rockstar bro. Thanks for dropping some reality on these cunts. Keep it up

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>>33491885
yes

>>33492896
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

I'm not saying be yourself I'm saying learn who you are and what you have to offer.

>>33491847
Since your gonna kys take out a bunch of shitty loans then buy and anti-material rifle and off yourself in public with it.

>>33491913
You're being selfish

>>33491889
This desu

Don't a lot of gun suicides go down as mass shootings in the statistics?

>>33491958
Quit being so selfish, faggot. One more death on those bullshit statistics won't make a difference.

>>33493214
Bump. Would like to see on a security camera on liveleak this week

>>33491847
What a waste.

At least be a criminal.

>>33492440
Life is shit. Literally. The good shit only serves to momentarily distract from all the bad shit that is inevitable. And you clearly don't understand the mindset of suicidal people

>>33492370
>misspelling street.
kys.

>>33493171
>>33493063
Obvious samefag
>>33493063
Either LARPer or retard that doesn't understand jack shit.

>>33491847
Id prefer you didnt contribute to the gun death stats anon but i figure youre probably beyond that. since i consider suicide a right ill offer a little advice if you decide to go through with things to avoid unnecessary suffering.

In line with your left nipple(if male), between the ribs, just to the left of the sternum. aim approximately 45 degrees behind the sternum. should do the trick.

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Not going into a long please don't do it but life has it's ups and downs. I used to be pretty fucking depressed for good reasons, but things turned around around 25 and now I'm pretty happy.

If your young or haven't tried getting help you should wait.

Also if you have family or people that care about you and you are going for it anyway, try to make it easy on them as possible. Maybe try to make it look like an accident or make it where you just disappear.

>>33491847
>>>/facebook/

we get atleast one of these every 2-3 days, fuck off.

>>33491847
>Buy gun
>Go shoot it
>Find reason to live
>Read about gun laws
>Get pissed at Liberals
>Live forever to spite them
Welcome to /k/

>>33493264
No we understand, we just think they're mentally ill. If they want to kill themselves, I say go ahead, the world will be better for it.

If you cant cope, maybe life isn't for you.

>>33491847
>OP
DONT USE A GUN DONT USE A GUN DONT USE A GUN DONT USE A GUN DONT USE A GUN

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>>33493337
>no we understand
No, you clearly don't.
>if you can't cope, maybe life isn't for you
Tell that to the people who call suicidal people selfish. Tell that to the people who make suicide illegal(in some places). Tell that to the people telling everyone else that suicide is wrong and shouldn't be done.

Fucking faggot

>>33493287
Not samefag. I dont need to boost myself. You dont understand shit about IBS symptoms. The real issues with Anxiety, the having to decide your routes based on bathroom stops if needed. Yet I can live a pretty normal life in front of most people. Have to have a doctor fill out a Family and medical leave form just so I dont get fired because of HR rules. I fight every day in my own way to be normal, yet there is no 100% drug available.

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>>33493287
>samefag
nope

>>33493462
Then you're just incredibly pathetic

>>33493462
A plain fag then.

Hey op instead of a gun why not go break your own arms and legs and wiggle yourself over to a nearby fireant hill and commit suicide by ants?

Surely that would be top news of the month to read.

>>33491847
>>33491847
what a waste

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>>33491847

Selfish bugger. Coming here of all places to bitch.

>shoot myself in the heart

>Not the head

>Because you can be saved and you don't die immediately in the head

Wow you're a retard too? Take out the brain stem and its lights out, permanently.

Odds are you'll miss your heart. And even if you don't you WILL live for several seconds in agony.

I shot a deer through the heart with a 150gn SST out of a .308 last year. It ran 25 yards in about 20 seconds before folding up.

Have fun spending your last moments in agony, regret and final, justifying knowledge that you suck.

>>33491885
rolling for this. at least go clean up the shit in town. go find some cartel run drug house or gang neighborhood and clean up the streets for everyone else

>>33493589
It bothered me when you practically sucked his dick even though he's a fucking moron.

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>>33493610
>rolling
This isn't b fuck off

>>33491895
the pos that killed my aunt and 3 cousins shot himself in the heart.

>>33491847
livestream it.

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>>33491847
Don't do it faggot religion is a lie there ain't no afterlife you only got this one meatbag

Also an hero people are top level fags my whole childhood and teenage years have been Guantanamo levels shit man and I ain't complaining

dont do it faggot make life your fucking bitch instead of being one yourself and taking the coward way out

>>33493063
Id rather have crohn's and have my father be alive. How about I kill your family and then ask you if you feel sad. If you don't you're either lying, too dumb to understand, or a sociopath (in which case good luck in prison)

>>33491847
Don't faggot

If some loser such as myself gets to live then theres' no god damned fucking reason in the entire fucking god damned fucking universe for you not to own good boots and live whilst you do it

>>33495977
That being said. If you do do it, live stream motherufcker!

>>33493063
Amen brother. Power to ya

>>33495667
How about you come and take it motherfucker

>>33491866
You could just walk in front of a train. I know someone and have heard three other stories of people walking on the tracks and getting hit by a train. They can't stop for a mile after they hit you to. But shitty thing to do to the engineer. Something to do with he wind

>>33495999
noticed

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>>33491847
>using a fucking gun
>not going with the infinitely more reliable, cheap and overall more pleasant Exit Bag (tm)
Nigga I guess you hate yourself, but the least you could do is finish it efficiently. This is 21st century.

This is what will happen to your guns after you are dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6umklkOwrk

You might not care about your life but think of the guns.

Dude...it's rude
Don't shoot yourself.

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>>33496218
I donno, some of that art is pretty sweet.

>>33491847
Don't do it OP, accept Christ as your Savior.

You guys have some really stupid and shitty wants on an-hero-ing.

>buy as much tannerite as legally possible
>buy some more
>buy life jacket and remove innards
>put tannerite mix inside life jacket
>sew back together
>get some kkk robes
>put robes over lifejacket/pseudo vest
>go to nearest nigger fested crackhouse/neighborhood
>they will attack
>get as many as close to you as possible, once will bound to have a gun and shoot you
>you expode, taking them all with you
>community hails you as a hero for reducing crime rates

>>33491847
Don't you dare use a gun and make yourself a statistic the politicians will use to take the rights away from the rest of us!

If you must go, use a rope or an exit bag.

>>33496644
will 9mm detonate tannerite?

>>33493409
Suicide IS selfish, dumbass. No matter what you call it.

If you want a ticket off this rock, fucking earn it!

>>33491847
close window, buy coal. carbon monoxide

>>33500126
This. Mommy didn't carry you to term and dump loads of time, money, and resources into your fleshy ass just so you could be a failure. I don't care about how meager your bank account is or how puny your dick is. Giving up is the only genuine failure.

>>33491847
Fake and gay

>>33491847
Just hang yourself retard. Way easier.

>>33491847
one less selfish piece of shit on the earth. it will be a terrible loss for humanity.

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>>33491847

Go cry to someone who gives a shit, faggot.

>>33491847

Nice to know you're so much of an inconsiderate cunt that you would fuck us over before you go.

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>>33493718

Go to a church, faggot.

No, I'm not a christian. I'm a fucking atheist. But It always puts things in perspective. Go to a fucking church and sit there for an hour and think and maybe walk into the damn confessional booth, where nobody knows you, and talk to someone.

>>33493234

Except this impacts all gun owners, not just him.

>>33492012
>most common is a gun around the world
Yeah okay

>>33493063

Crohn's disease and autism here. Thankfully I'm not at the part where I shit myself. Some days the only thing keeping me from killing myself is my religion.

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>>33492443

>>33500556
>Crohn's disease

I read somewhere that the cure is a fecal implant. Maybe you can find a fag with fresh shit on his dick to do it for free.

>>33491847
Happy April Fool's to you too!

>>33493589
lol that's one chill dog
my dog hates gets a bath

>>33496532
I would buy that if I was a millionaire

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>>33491913
>Also I don't care about the gun suicide being added to the data crap
>you're pretty selfish piece of shit
>please kys
would've been better

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>>33500837
not him, but, is that how you fixed your crohn's disease?

>>33500126
what if you have no family or anyone that cares about you is it selfish then?

>>33493610
>go find some cartel run drug house or gang neighborhood and clean up the streets for everyone else
or get rid of hillary

>>33493409
Not to be that guy, but suicide is illegal so that, should a cop become aware you're attempting suicide, they can immediately enter your home in order to save you.

>>33501668
and kill you for breaking the law

If you kill yourself then the Jews win.

>>33491847
Get a bunch of acetylene tanks and open them up in your car then light a match-go out with a bang.

>>33496644
How piñatas were invented

>>33500556
Praise Allah bro

>>33496218
Son of murder/k/ube? It could be blasphemy.

>>33491847
Why not buy a bicycle and ride in front of a transit bus?

why not get two guns? one for your head and one for your heart? pull the trigger at the same time too

thats how i would do it

is op still alive

>>33501735
>be Judge Dredd
>get call from HQ about a man who is going to jump from a sky scraper
>drive to location on futuristic motorcycle
>stop at the entrance
>look up and see a man on the edge of the 500 floor mega-scraper
>Pull out 1000 round/minute machine pistol
>set it to 10 round burst
>man begins leaning off the edge
>pull the trigger once
>hit him in the stomach
>rest of the 9 rounds miss completely
>he lurches forward, clutching his stomach
>falls off edge of mega-scraper
>set pistol to "Unload"
>tap the trigger
>pistol is empty before the man passes the 498th floor
>the body is torn to shreds and reaches terminal velocity
>body splatters on the pavement
>report back to HQ
>"suicide averted"
>"no survivors"

>>33492276
this. suicide is stupid.

>>33491847
If you're completely serious, try an exit bag/hanging. Don't add to the statistics man. Also not sure if this is still valid but parking your car in the garage and leaving the engine on and sitting there while the Carbon Monixide shuts your body down is another option.

However, I still wouldn't do it bro. I'm in a real shitty funk myself but I keep trying to get myself to live a bit longer every day just to see what happens. Life's a bitch sometimes and people will leave you, but there's usually something/someone out there that can make you feel whole again. I know that sounds rich coming from someone who's halfway to an exit bag himself, but I haven't thrown in the towel yet and neither should you. If your job sucks, get another. If your location sucks then do your damndest to move. If the people around you are shitty, then leave. I know I'm kinda grasping at straws but I have to give an effort.

Everybody dies so timing is no big deal.

KYS OP but if you do it with a firearm may you be reincarnated as a mole on Hillary Clinton's penis.

>>33491847

Do as the other guy said and try to take out some bad guys at least. Or give me all your money, your choice.

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>>33491847
DO. NOT. KILL. YOURSELF.

Serious. I get it life sucks some times but ending it now is plain stupid. Just as bad shit happens...equally good shit can happen. Also...I don't know how many times folks try to kill themselves by shooting themselves in the head or heart and failing or just flukes and burdening their families for decades.

>>33502593
What this guy said! Hope shiz sorts itself out, all the best to ya <3

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Don't do it OP

There isn't a problem that can't be worked out

Don't listen to these fucking faggots. Encouraging a suicide is disgusting.

>>33491847
Life Is Worth Living.

Say this on a sign on a bridge.

>>33491847
>tfw I was nofuns for the longest time because I didn't think I could be trusted not to put a round in my skull on a bad day.

Don't go, Anon. Someday you'll look back on this period of your life as formative and necessary.

>>33492463
Aw man. I know what you mean. That's the hardest part is confronting the absence, and it's permanence. My wife would have these debilitating hyperventilation fits when she thought about her lost relatives. She'd just panic, like she couldn't escape that reality and it was too horrible to accept.

I've seen her come back from it. It happened a lot at first. Then it slowly became irregular, and now it only happens once a year or less. The happy memories will begin to outweigh the sadness, and while you'll carry them with you forever, you will also stop thinking about them so often.

They loved you, and they wanted you to be happy. They would want you to live as well as you can, and to find acceptance/relief/joy in their absence.

Time is just a dimension. We are 4 dimensional beings, and each moment we live exists forever. You are with those people for eternity in the past - however this 'part' of your 4 dimensional self is not. They are still there with you, at your foundation, and they want to see the part of you that extends beyond them flourish and grow.

>>33492012
>oh shiet if i use a gun then the gun grabbers will SURELY use my death to finally put the final nail to muh second amendment and make everyone a brit!
>welp okie dokie I'll just use dese pills here that will take hours while i suffer a long ass time til I die!
This is why suicide is considered selfish.

>>33493409
Just do it already.

>>33491847
don't do it anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MiF_HKoFr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xVw6PsSinI

its never to late to turn to god, its a cliche but it works, I nearly killed myself but I trusted in the lord and everything worked out, just pray anon, you have nothing to loose

>>33491866
Different anon, What's the most painless way to an hero if you want your organs and blood to stay in tact so other people can use them? I don't want my body to go to waste I want SOMEONE to benefit from my death.

Not planning on doing it anytime soon I'm asking just in case I have to.

>Guy posts anonymous suicide note
>140 replies
>Probably the most attention he's gotten in years

>>33491895

My stepfather unironically committed suicide by shooting himself in the heart with a 7mm Rem. Mag in July 2003. That incident is the first and last time I've heard of shooting them in the heart instead of the head.

And like another anon said, please don't do it. I'm the guy whose stepfather shot himself in the heart. You'll leave behind loved ones untold amounts of guilt and pain that I wouldn't wish on anyone. Please give it some thought.

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>>33491906
wrong

Does anyone have that chart showing how long it takes to pass out/die from various shots?

>>33491847
Don't use a gun you'll end up in statistics advocating gun control.
Opiates are a pretty sure way to die, go crazy with poppy tea.

Why has this thread not been pruned? Where the fuck are the mods?

Buy a 20mm AT rifle and do it. I kinda want to see an exit wound.

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>>33504341
>>33502593
>>33504978
>>33504799
you guys are dumb, he already offed himself.
RIP doggo

>>33491866
Fuck you, think if the driver.

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>>33502082
Sounds like a waste of bullets

>>33502082
top kek

Call 911 right before so they can pick up your organ before they go bad.

Take some time to figure out how to shoot your self as well you only have one shot.

so here's what your gonna do
>go buy 30m of cheese wire and super glue
>tie a noose in the cheese wire
>go to sky scraper
>tie noose to top of building
>put noose round neck
>superglue hands to sides of head
>jump off
>people will think you pulled your head off and lols will be had
DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO GUN STATISTICS, I'M A BONGER AND I DONT WANT YANKS MAKING GUNS LOOK BAD AND RUINING IT EVEN MORE FOR US

>>33491847
That's where you're wrong. 12ga buck to the head, you won't survive. Even if you did it in an emergency room with all the staff waiting on you to pull the trigger.

Just get a Remington 870 or Mossberg 500 and 12ga 00 buck or slug

Just another number for the libs to cry about, if you love your arms do them a favor by knifing yourself instead. Gotta even the odds.

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pfft, another shitty thread about suicide.

On another note,

/k/, it's sunday, it's breakfast time. What do I eat? I've been eating breakfast sandwiches for a week now and I'm about to go crazy if I eat another bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel(although, it's starting to sound good right about now).

Here be my options:
Panera Bread
Diner(I am reluctant to eat alone, it's weird and everyone stares at you while you try to fork in your eggs)
Make breakfast at home(probably not going to happen)
Dunkin Donuts(ref. bacon egg and cheese on everything bagel)
A dozen from my towns family owned donut place

>>33507542

Mix some Greek yogurt, granola and blueberries. Or have a nice lox bagel.

>>33507545
That's no sunday breakfast bro

Not a bad idea for the weekdays after work but I need a hearty breakfast on the lords day

>>33491847
>why the fuck would I give a shit
bye faggot, no one will miss someone as self absorbed as you
kill yourself in a wildlife reserve so your body isnt found

Go for the high score

>>33491847
better take a gun and start shooting leftist and invaders

>>33491847 (OP)
Enlist on the army and sign for the most dangerous place possible.