Wat do?

>>33491239
Masturbate onto it.

>>33491239
Really trying to tell me you found a berlin brigade chieftain in a barn?

Yeah, that's bullshit.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/hh27/20978525805

Go fuck yourself you fucking liar.

Next time don't use a pic that anyone can find with google images.

>>33491278
.....I think OP meant this as a hypothetical.

Bizzarley enough, if this was in England it'd be perfectly legal. I was at a petrol station as a teenager and one of the locals turned up in his tank.

So I can't buy semi automatic rifles, but I can buy a tank. Thanks government.

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>>33491278
I didnt find it im saying hypothetically you find it and anon decides to do whatever with it reading comprehension is needed my friend

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>>33491314
oh the irony

>>33491314
If you could buy a tank why would you give a shit about owning a rifle

>>33491757
Because Brits are even more of pompous fucks than Americans.

>>33491239

It's not a gun, it's 100% legal.

>>33494153
Barrel length is way longer than regulation and it's a bolt action.

>>33491239
Get inside the gunners seat and make pewpew sounds

>>33491239
Hug it

>>33491314
So what you can buy a tank, it's a heavy vehicle that can fuck things up if you'll crash it into something, so like a truck. If the main gun is disabled (the only thing to get a real tank) then it's just a slow truck, don't get me wrong, owning tank must feel ultra fun but i don't get the fuss about it that all the leftist try to stir up
>WHY WOULD YOU NEED A TANK?

>>33491239
>push it back from whence it came
>call haulage company
>say i need a ""bulldozer"" moved
>bonus points for small company
>move it to a port or something
>pay high-ass import fee to freedomland
>just importing a bulldozer
>re-militarize it, working cannon and all
>import my bulldozer back into UK
>lease to bovington for like 5k a year, a penance for them
>reap my tankmoney

>>33491314
nope. they say you need a shotgun license (permit?) to own one with a smoothbore gun. I overheard the guys at bovington talking about it.

Dunno, not a pom

>>33491278
This is what autism is, gents

>>33491278
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33491314
You can buy semi-auto rimfire rifles in England though

>>33497930
>acquire tank
>disregard modern artillery, set up a nigger-rigged old cannon on the turret
>whole squad set up with bubba'd muzzle-loaders

>be Abdul Mohamed Al-Britanni
>taking a stroll in the countryside after having successfully collecting Jizya from the filthy kuffars in the city
>[muffled Rule Britannia in the distance]
>it's getting louder
>you see your favorite herd of goats get blown away
>"oi cunt get the fook outta here b4 me an my m8s blow you the fook out"
>it is at that moment you realize there's an entire group of yellow-toothed bongs walking out of a nigger-rigged tank while taking aim with their modified muskets
>you cannot for the love of Allah make out the chavspeak coming from those drunk infidels
>"u fookin kebab get the fook off this land, im not gunna say dis agen"
>keep staring bewildered at those drunk limeys pointing their outdated weaponry at you
>"A-allahu akb-"
>get carried off to your promised 72 virgins in a cloud of smoke and partially burnt gunpowder

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>>33498224
kek

In all honesty if anything is going to save England from the Muslims it will be the chavs and their kitchen knives

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>>33497930
If that's the case then it's literally the eaisest part. Shotgun certs are "shall issue".

...does that mean i can get the main gun classified as a shotgun?

>Be Lord Bongsingworth
>on a phesant shoot
>taken down a few phesants with my Holland & Holland
>Chuckle with my fellow Freemasons that it's worth more than most council estates
>suddenly the tranquil british countryside is aurally raped by the unmistakable squeeling of tank tracks
>British MK-V tank crests over the horizon
>march up to the intruder and loudly demand to know what the bloody hell he's playing at
>from inside the hull you hear a muffled "PHESANT SIGHTED, 4 O CLOCK, 120 YARDS"
>surely it's not loa
>blown clean off your riding boots and onto your arse, completly deafened
>treeline where the bird was sighted torn to shreds
>hatch opens and someone throws out a comically oversized, expended shotgun shell
>mfw

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>>33498462
>>33498224
Well graduate first