WW3 begins and its amazingly not a nuclear war.

>>33489178

...Why would they send you to Antarctica?

For what reason could they possibly send you to the land of the pinguins?

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>>33489234

Antarctica has resources, like oil.

>>33489178
Do they have wifi there? If not then its not much different from where i am now

>>33489599
you fight for future exploitation of resources, not to hold the area the contain them.

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YOUR mission is to live with this penguin, until he dies of natural causes.

>you can't harm him
>you can feed him, if you like
>you can only take what you can carry

What's your plan and what do you bring?

>>33489758
...can you carry the penguin?

>>33489178
ITT people who know nothing about politics

Even during the Cold war we didn't care about Antartica

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>>33489758

follow him in a Based Shackleton style doggo sled with additional airdropped food(human, dog and penguin food) depots

I think with this stratagy we could keep penguin-bro alive until he crosses the entire continent and reaches the weddell sea

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>>33489793
no. you must let him go where he desires

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>>33489869
i would kickstarter that

>>33490003
Can you carry him to where he desires?

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>>33490054
Can you communicate with penguins?
aaah.... i think you're overqualified for this assignment. You're being reassigned to a translation team.

>>33489758

Fuck that. I'd club him over the head and eat him. I'm in Antarctica, what are they going to do to me that they haven't already done?

>>33489758
Find some natural poisons and naturally put them in his food.

Naturally, I'd get to go home asap.

>>33490077
it's a court-martialable offence; killing a messenger penguin

>>33489234
Gotta protect the secondary Stargate and keep people out of the crashed ship the thing rode in on somehow.

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>>33490119