>Blocks your path.

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>>33483740

>>33483740
>I'll have you know that I'm a civic nationalist.

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*teleporks behind you*

>>33483740
jog away at a moderate pace, leaving that asthmatic autist wheezing where he fell.

>>33483779
>Those kingdom hearts tier shoes

>>33483786
Damn beat me to it

Find some stairs and tactically ascend them

>>33483779
>a dork version of Chumlee
walk away calmly while he faints from the exertion of the witcher tier sword dance his crippling autism will command him to do before every attempt at an attack.

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>>33483779
>teleporks behind you
>teleporks
>>33483801
>kingdom hearts tier shoes
my sides, in low earth orbit

>>33483740
>moves 22 feet away

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>>33483751
That's not Snoop
That's Ricky Gervais

>>33484115
Are you fucking stupid? That's clearly Snoop

>>33483740
Two in the chest, one in the head.

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>>33483740
*growls* back off

>>33484272
Im....im speechless....

>>33484098
Top fucking puf

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>>33483740
>maintain eye contact
>even when he tries to look away
>this makes the autist uncomfortable
>start talking about football
>ask if he has ever seen walking dead
>ask if he has a girlfriend
>"why not?"
>"you just gotta ______, bro"
>ask what his favorite maymays are
>autist fills with rage
>"why don't you get your own place, bro?"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just make him uncomfortable and go full Chad, he'll eventually run off screeching back to his den to post about his failed social interaction on /r9k/, they can only go so long without tendies

>>33484272
The FAQ?

>>33484272
How long does syphilis have to go untreated, for someone to make that picture?

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>>33484272
I've seen it all.

>>33484303
Or until he stabs you

>>33484272
I...I...uh...

Well, I guess this is it boys. It's been fun.

>>33483740
There's no way this doughy, unassuming fuck would've set off my radar, so if he pulled a knife this close to me, I'd definitely be surprised. Reckon my reaction would be something like:

>rapidly backing up
>"SHIT! FUCK!"
>Draw
>"FUCKING DROP IT YOU FUCKING SHIT!"
>Piss self

>>33483740
Run 121 feet away then realize I'm his friend Gary before he stabs me with his keys.

>in case you newfags don't know the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

>>33484013
The sweatpants are what do it for me.

>>33484272
Yeah FUCK Austrians
Archduke Ferdinand got what he deserved! The furry angel wills it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ahuBkdc8E

RIP in piece

Press F to pay respects

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>>33483740
please, just take it and leave me in peace

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>>33483740
2 to the body one to the head

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>>33484272
>that pic
Furfags need gassed.

>>33484272
>>33484951
Haha who the fuck makes these

I want to shake his hand

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>>33484272

>literally mfw

I really thought I had seen it all. That's gonna be hard to top.

>>33483779
> mastering the sword
> when you are not master of your body

>>33483740
He definitely looks like a murderer.

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>>33484272
i hate serbs.
i hate furries.
i hate this image and i wish you'd eaten a potato chip before you had posted it.

you know what i mean, the type of potato chip that you forget to chew and it feels like it's cutting your throat from the inside out. it doesn't kill you, but it makes you feel bad.

anyway, after you start to feel the chip, you flip out and grab a glass of milk. Chug it down.

but here's the thing: there's a jack in the milk. you're so focused on drinking fluid to dissolve the chip that you somehow manage to swallow the jack.

this is where the real pain begins. you laryngospasm and the force of your contracting windpipe pushes the prongs through the sides of your airway.

technically, it's still patent. You can still breath, but it hurts. but the most uncomfortable thing is the drip of fluid -- blood -- into your lungs.

You try to cough it up, but that just crushes the ends of it deeper into your throat.

you dial 911 but they can't understand you. they think it's a prank and assign a low priority. after 45 minutes, 45 minutes of you wheezing, trying to cough, failing and inhaling blood, a single police shows up.

He finds you, he isn't sure what to do. Has you lie on your back, this makes the fluid dripping even less comfortable. you feel like you're drowning. Then, he calls for back-up and starts chest compressions. your ribs break.

you don't die. you get to a doctor, a surgeon. they take out the jack.

but, you get staph. You're a mong, so you screw up while taking your antibiotics.

now it's mrsa. they take some tissue out, but you die anyway.

anyway, here's hoping

>>33483740
>finds two mexicans with ropes and a series of logs to move obstacle safely

My name is Gary.

>>33484509
LMAO this is so fucking funny!

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While you were making fun of my brethren, I studied the Blade.

>>33484305
The only guy stopping the Austrians from going to war against the Serbs gets slain by a Serb nationalist.

>>33483740
>fat cheeks!
he drops to his knees, sobbing

>>33487867
Holy autism, Batman.

>>33488000
Then call me Ash Checkem.

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>>33484272
Why do people do this?

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>>33484272
The best part is that Ferdinand is driving the fucking car himself.

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>>33484272
>mamma mia

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>>33484272
I... uh... huh.

>>33483740
>pulls out AR15 with under barrel shotgun and pistol
>get out my way

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>>33484272
.....what

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>>33484272
is this a jojo reference

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>>33484272
This will be the second time I've seen this image, and I can already tell that by the fiftieth time I've seen it, the effect will not have diminished in the least.

This is otherworldly

>>33483779
HEY

YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCK WITH WILL KEITH

not bulldogging, this is a PSA for everyone

if that man appears and does anything, just go with it. Try to learn while you can because once he vanishes in mid air you'll never have another chance.

>>33484272
serb kunt.

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>/k/ being a bunch of autistic losers as always
>never even studied the art of the samurai
>don't even own a japanese made katana
Come back when you put some fags to run after unsheathing your katana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U

>>33492546
>y
Alas, while his kenjutsu was strong, his suieijutsu was not.

>>33492587
He was too tired from banging the underage pussy he was dragging along. Truly a man above his time.

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>>33483740
>tell him to stand aside
>roll check

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>>33483740

>>33483779
In all seriousness though, I'd be kinda scared. Two obviously autistic, (I mean actual medical diagnosis, not the pronoun) fat, mentally unstable guys in front and behind me holding weaponry while looking at me in a menacing way is quite terrifying. But I have a Glock in rary. 17 shot, no 38. So i'll be good.

Lol why are some people fat?
You have to try to be fat. Eating that much and doing fuck all.
Why try so hard just to be a fat piece of shit?