Cleaner

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-Ask a part-time professional cleaner anything.
-5 years in business.
-0-2 jobs per year.
-5 years active.
-27 years old, former operator.
-I work exclusively with a "major criminal organization" (Gang) in the US.
-I served with a man who is now an "officer" in their organization, he contacts me.
-I average 25 to 125 a job, plus expenses.
-No neutral parties or law enforcement. Only rival Organizations.
-All 6 of my completed jobs have been "high level" members of organized gangland crime.
-There has been one exception to these rules, lets call her the "Matriarch." It took 11 months, she dealt in human traffic.
-I set my price.
-I get 4-5 offers a year from my contact, I decline most if not all.
-I collect payment upfront, and have complete autonomy while working.
-I do not except jobs with time restrictions.
-I do not accept jobs near my residence, not even my state.
-Jobs typically take 3-8 months to complete.
-I charge expenses.
-Jobs are always carried out in major metropolitan areas.
-I have a full time job.
-I am married with multiple children.
-My wife is in a business which allows her to slowly absorb (launder) the extra cash.
-I am Caucasian.
-I have no tattoos.
-I am average height, average build, average looks.
-I do this to provide a little extra for my family. I'm aware I could make more as a government contractor.
-5 of the jobs have been completed <100 meters with my bolt action .22 training rifle.
-For the "Matriarch", a high powered rifle was used at 200 yards, more than one shot was made. I will never accept something that high profile again, I should have gave the money back.
-Huge contracts do exist, I've heard of some over 1 million, so you can get very rich doing this. Also very dead.
-I'm a small fry, just a good shot. But I know a bit about the industry, ask away.