Gunshop /k/ommando stories

You should fuck him, you both sound like faggots.

>exposing your power level at any time

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I do that go to gun stores. It's a gay hookup place full of faggots.

* don't

I've met one /k/ guy IRL. He was cool at first but turned out to be a totally sperg who rages real easy and was pretty cringy/beta. Still shoot with him because I feel sorry for him.

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>be me
>go to brand new fun store in town
>the owner is the same guy who owns the range so it should be good
>get there early so I can fingerfuck funs in peace without other customers
>at counter checking out their arsenal
>only one clerk this early
>recognize her
>its a girl I went to high school with
>say hi, start talking
>her dad owns the store
>I thought it was cool
>ask to see different guns and keep up the smalltalk
>ask to see one last gun before I buy some 9mm and leave
>checking fns out
>she leans over the counter real close
>look up
>shes moving her face towards mine with her eyes closed
>what the fuck
>leave trying not to freak out

>>33471473
I would never associate with anyone who uses this website and admits it in real life.

>>33471608
i knew a girl in HS whos dad ran a survivalist shop. he was cool, i wish i had stayed friends with her.

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>>33471588

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STAY OFF THE FUCKING RANGE WITH YOUR NUDE ANIME PATCHES

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>>33471473
not buying your gun safe at menards with menards rebates

>go to LGS
>buy Yugo SKS because why not, I'd been feeling like shit for a while and wanted a fun gun
>decide to look around at prices
>$40 Glock 19 mags
>$19.99 for a 20 rnd box of PPU M193 ball
>$11.99 for a 20 rnd box of Wolf FMJ 7.62x39
>pair of old desert combat boots for fucking $80
"Hey, how boutcha buy some ammo for that there gun?"

>>33471676
>multicam
>AR
>crate for lewis gun, but no Lewis gun is in photo
>instead there is a Maxim
I am so fucking triggered

>>33471661
you can't fucking stop me

>>33471486
calling mosins moist nuggets isn't easily recognizable as a /k/ thing

>>33471608
hate to tell you anon, but you're gay.

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>>33471693
I SAID NO. NO ANON. YOU DO NOT PASS THIS STATION

>>33471636
It's not too late anon

>>33471692
obv lewis gun is IN crate

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>>33471715
But I want to go shoot :^^^

>>33471558
Is that Gordon Ramsay?

>>33471473
>Go to new gun shop nearby with uncle
>Small as fuck
>All of like 12 guns in the store that is also fishing shit
>'Meh' tier selection of everything
>One rifle is a nice-lookin Springfield '03
>Uncle buys a box of bowling pins
>I buy one box of ammo
>Leave slightly dissapointed

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>>33471676
>posting 3dpd thots posing with guns instead of waifus with raifus

leave

>>33471724
it is, she moved after the shop closed :'(

also im a fat sperglord now and i assume she went on to college

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>>33471473
>decide to go vist my old hometown to my uncles for the first time in 3 years
>He usually comes over to my house with aunty since i live around other relatives and have 4 spare rooms in my house, but they wanted to hold a crawfish boil
>decide to stop by an old gunstore i know to buy some 9s to teach the little cousin how to shoot
>have plenty of ammo in the truck but i wanted to say hi to based old man jim
>pull up to the parking lot and get baffled
>Jim's gun shack, along with the old milsurp clothing store, is completely wiped out and replaced by Cabela's
>text uncle and he tells me Cabelas bought the entire strip and told him to fug off
>decide to look around anyways all pissy and get disgusted by ammo prices
>Federal HSP is on sale so i just pick up one box while getting even more disgusted at pistol prices
>getting checked out and counter girl asks for id
>23 but look like a 16 year old because rooftop genetics
>apparently she cant type the age bypass on her own so she calls the manager over on the intercom and starts making small talk
>at this point i'm too pissy at the fact that im standing in line to buy a single box of ammo and that Jim's shop is gone
>so... "anon"... where are you from?
>houston
>n-no i mean where are you originally from?
>Anahuac
>she changes the subject and picks up the box and takes a look at it
>"i can never buy such small quantity of ammo, you know... i just go wild when i go shooting so one box wont do
>well that's for self defense, which is why it costs 22 dollars for a single box
>o-oh...
>she looks nervous again and keeps sending me awkward smiles
>s...sooo what kind of guns you got
>get pissed cause shes not a cute anime girl or an m14 and stutters like a bitch and asks if i can get out of here with my ammo already
>she starts fumbling nervously and spills spaghetti everywhere until the manager asks why she didnt enter the birthday on the computer
Fuck Cabelas

>>33471707
how the fuck am I gay?

>>33471473
Did you become range buddies?

>>33472019
It's okay anon, just accept it

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>>33471473
Us /k/ommandos huh? Us /k/ommandos man. Haha!

>>33471844
>mirrored
also
>Megumin
>not Glock

>>33471473
sauce? (imagesearch just bring chan threads)

>>33472079
holy shit thats fucking hilarious I didnt think of that

>>33472094
[spoiler]It's the Idolm@aster[/spoiler]
[spoiler]No spoilers on /k/[/spoiler]

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>>33472019
Really?

>>33472094
i'm pretty sure the image is a manga edit of something from Idolm@ster

>>33471915
It's okay, bro. I mean, sure, she's probably fucking Tyrone right now because you were too much of a pussy to step up; but hey, at least you didn't step outside your comfort zone. That's what important, right?

>>33471974
And then there's this guy. Fuck it. Fuck everything. Just pass the assault weapons ban already. We don't deserve nice things anymore.


>captcha: cars
>all the pictures are vans

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>33472576
>recepting to awkward attempt at flirting coming from an ugly spaghettI dispenser
No thanks, my ex already left a big enough dent in my wallet

>>33471473
Never actually met anyone who I knew to be a /k/ommando but I know of some in my area (north Alabama) and I go o gunshows frequently enough that I've probably done business with you all (I bring odd ammunition like 7.5 French and 8x56R among other things, for both trade and sale)

I met a dude who looked fairly adjusted but seemed like the typical /k/ user who bought all my 7.5 French from me
(Inb4 ATF, I make fucking pennies off of it and it doesn't constitute even 1% of my actual income, I mostly do this for shits and giggle with odd extremely old clips and a box off ammo here and there)
Though I suppose anyone not wearing realtree and not 95 years old seems like a /k/ user at a gunshow.

>>33471695

This, at a gun store in my area there were some spam cans of 54r advertised as follows.

>Feed your nugget right!

>>33471608
Was she hot?

>>33471676
>first thing I thought was
>Bitch get off that piece of history

>be in commiefornia
>local gun shop used to be informative, efficient with transfers, and actually good
>never had an issue before
>did not buy guns for last 6 months, recently bought a 1940's browning hi power for transfer
>staff changed
>employee tells me that they can't accept the BHP since it's not on the roster
>tells me that C&R exception doesn't apply; ask to speak to owner who is aware of exception and allows me to have it transferred
>gun sent to store, tracking says delivered
>wait 2 business days to allow them to process paperwork, etc.
>nothing
>come in on day 3, get told there is nothing in the back waiting for me and if there is they haven't opened it yet
>wait some more; this time 1 whole week and still nothing
>come in, ask again
>this time they found it
>shipping person never recorded the gun under my name
>can't find some serial of the FFL who sent the gun despite said number being written on the license copy that was sent over
>call sending FFL, have them send over documents again
>employee: "sorry we still can't start the paperwork today since we need time to record everything".

The owner is still the same, but it's hard to believe he would tolerate shit like this.

>>33472519
she actually ended up being kinda an SJW and i'm pretty sure she was a closet lesbo anyways

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>>33472064
I opened that hoping it was a loss edit.

The only thing miscarried was humor.

>Terrible experience at pretty much all gunstores ever
>Go in to check prices for a gunsite scout and find some other bits and pieces
>Fair few people in the store, near closing time
>Staff member approaches me and begins talking
>Really friendly, casual
>We talk shit, he lets me finger fuck some guns, gives me a bit of an education
>They're starting to close the shutters but he gets them to stop to show me a really nice under over
>literally 30 minutes of time spent there and I know for sure it's going to be my go to place.

I wish other gun shops were like this, they're all fudds and cunts, unfriendly or unhelpful.

>class is like 50% vets and 50% yokels
>everyone is pro gun and talks about guns often
>every conversation about guns is fucking fudd-tier retarded
>tfw i have to pretend to be retarded to keep from being a dick and calling people out for saying dumb shit like '5.56 was designed to wound'

>>33475527

going to a gunstore when you're under the age of 30 is like a simulator for being a black male, you are automatically judged unfairly as soon as you enter the door because everyone assumes you're just another kid wanting to touch all the guns they saw on the vidjagames

>>33475555
Nice digits

>>33475555
this

and nice quads

>>33472064
Cringed

>>33473629
yeah I'd say she's pretty hot now that I come to think of it

>>33475555
>simulator for being a black male
no one has ever given me free money for walking into a store

>>33471715
This isn't EIB, Leg.

>>33475555
>everyone assumes you're just another kid wanting to touch all the guns they saw on the vidjagames

To be fair, the last time I did this in a while was yesterday when I decided to spend 10 minutes at a gun and pawn, and found that they were selling a certified M1911 Army Issued absolutely MINT and I mean holy fucking shit the finish is original and there is zero rattle at all, all matching parts, from 19 motherfucking 19. A fucking Tricorn in a field of unicorns.

For 2250.

I had to hold it, fingerfuck it, caress the polished blued steel.

I can't bring myself to buy it though, the thing is a literal piece of history in such pristine condition that it doesn't deserve to be used. It belongs in a war museum, not in a pawn shop and certainly not in a gun collection.

>>33476317
There's nothing wrong with private people owning rare guns as long as they're kept well.

>ask for a price on Tikka T3x CTR and Kahles K624i
>1500€ for the rifle, 2700€ for the scope
>nope the fuck out
>buy scope for 2300
>Get ready to order rifle for 1350 plus shipping
>friend convinces me to try and get a better price with the shop
>actually get a decent price this time because he spent a bazillion eurobucks there already

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>>33471473
>went to my LGS a year or two ago
>LGS was selling spam cans for about $130 each
>asked about dwindling supply of them, and called them “nugget food” at some point
>I swear owner’s eyes lit up in recognition, and he got this funny smile in response
>didn’t pursue the subject; he looked to be in his 50’s, so the odds of him being a /k/ommando seemed pretty low

Given how hard they are to find now, I really wish I’d jumped on the deal, even if it’s just as a collector’s piece. I’m almost halfway through my current can. Not that I shoot it too much. Corrosive is a pain to clean.

I’ll just settle for my pillow in the meantime.

>>33476317
If you don't buy it someone esle will.

>>33477178
>meme spouting irl
i swear sometimes I think we're the worst board
then I remember /b/ /lgbt/ and /mlp/ exist

>>33477469
"I'm upset because I can't have fun little social bits in between the monotony of regular life"
god damn dude I'm sorry you live like you do

>Be at range shooting mosins and other surp
>group of 3 guys probably around 20 watching me
>one finally comes over
>"hey is that an m44?"
Yeah it is
>those things are really cool. I wish the price hadn't gone up so much, I want one. Hey, would you mind if I took a couple shots?
Go ahead here's a clip.
>he shoots 5 rounds
>Man, that's so cool. But you know, what I really would love to shoot is an M38
Well today is your lucky day
>pull M38 out and let him shoot that
>his friends finally come over to check out my garand
>Let them each shoot a clip
>guy who shot my mosins asks "hey, you don't post on /k/ do you?"
Nah I only use Reddit, 4chan is awful
>he stops smiling

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>>33477469
Slang is different than “meme spouting”, dude.
There’s a certain vernacular within the gun community. Using it in proper context is entirely appropriate.

>>33475527
Found a place like that this last year
Blue Tuna gunsmithing for anyone in the Buffalo region
I got my NY neutered AR from them and I'll go back next time I have some money saved up. Not a great selection but if they can come close to internet price+shipping I plan to have them order what I want

>>33471473
You forgot the part where you gave him a reach-around in the locker room and he sucked you off while you played with your nipples.

>>33477665
I really want to finally leave for the US if it looks like that. The gun community in Poland is awful.

>>33477665
I only post on ebaum's world

>>33473604
maybe the gun store owner is /k/ommando as well...
I mean wouldn't know how common calling it nugget is (not American), but hey, the world is small

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I met a nice guy at a MN range who let me put a few through his wasr, I could have guaranteed he browsed but I hope he doesn't see this desu

>>33476317
Would buy it, cerakote it, add a mag well and a red dot and use it for 3 gun.

>>33473298
How about you just get the fuck over it, no need to be a cock.

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>>33473655
The only way it makes sense
>He is making more money with a skeleton crew of part timer fucking retards one step above McDonald's rejects than he was with a tight ship of skilled well paid full-time workers.
>Because overhead/cost of doing business

Any mn kommandos?

>>33479755
>Places

>Mongolia (ISO 3166-1 country code)
>Montenegro (former ISO 3166 country code)
>Monaco (FIPS 10-4 country code)
>Manipur, a state in northeast India
>Province of Mantua, or of Mantova, in Italy
>County Monaghan, in Ireland (license plate code)
Which one are you?

>>33471608
Would be cool if this actually happened

>>33471661
If you don't like anime get off /k/

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>>33480150
>asking if I'm from Mongolia on a mongolian tapestry discussion forum

>>33471473
$260 isn't a bad price for a Mosin these days. You could probably find one a little cheaper if you searched, but it's by no means a ripoff.

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>>33471676
>not buying your gun safe at cabelas with $100 giftcards that cost $80 on ebay
someone likes to waste money

>>33471473
Source

>>33480759
no cabelas in my town desu