Did... Did I do good /k/?

>>33466961
You fucked up.
Next time post picture orientated the right way.

Yes, Fuck pigs.
Now go out and get 29 more

File: cuddle.webm (1MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x480px

You did an excellent job at culling the hog population that is threatening our entire ecosystem.

File: download.jpg (6KB, 318x159px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 318x159px

Anyone else hate it when people go hunting then take pictures of themselves with a big shit eating grin with their dead animal? Its so goddamn disrespectful. These fuckers are just straight up cunts.

File: 1.png (989KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

989KB, 1280x800px

>>33467001
Yeah.

>>33467001
Yup
It also makes the rest of us look bad

>>33467000
>inb4 someone posts the deer rape screencap

>>33466961
if your goal was to kill a piggy, yes
if your goal was to keep piggy alive, then maybe not so much

>>33467001
Nah because I'm not some vegan PETA cocksucker.

File: IMG_2152.png (2MB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 750x1334px

>>33467162

>>33467170
um okay?

File: deep thoughts crow.jpg (54KB, 500x500px)

54KB, 500x500px

>>33467138
maybe he try kill self but pig else

File: IMG_2149.png (2MB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 750x1334px

>>33467189
Didn't mean to respond to you. My bad

>>33466961
Are you going to eat it?

>>33467170
Now you are just being a sick fuck. Why don't you be a man and cut it up and eat it? If not, your just a dirty poacher

>>33467170
Nice... Shot !

File: IMG_2159.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>33467220
Yummy :)

And poaching has nothing to do with eating it.

>>33466991
>orientated

Looks like good shot placement though. He must have fallen like a rock.

File: IMG_2156.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

>>33467228
And the pistol was to put it down quickly after it had been shot with a rifle but not died. It would have lasted only for another minute or two, but it gave me a chance to use my pistol.

>>33467228
You seem like a poacher. Fuck off dirtbag. Karma is a bitch. Be careful out there. Some big hog may cut you up good.

>>33467228
>>33467243
Pretty awful harvest job you did there, watch some youtube videos or something man.

>>33467228
You don't seem to know how to properly field dress an animal

>>33467228
Enjoy your contaminated meat.

File: 1484029968844.png (416KB, 500x737px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 500x737px

>>33467170
>>33467209
>vertical

>>33467249
Well you'd be correct in that I don't have a hunting license, never have never will. I was on private land with permission from the owner to take care of his pig problem.

Second, you'd have to fuck up pretty bad to let a hog hurt you. They really aren't that dangerous, like any cornered animal they will fight but they will run first. And even 300lb males I've taken barely have 2in tusks. They don't even stick out of the mouth. I'll take on a hog anyway with just a knife.

>>33467249
You can't poach an invasive species that isn't protected and has no season or bag limit you dipshit. OP did gud.

>>33467299
Sure tough guy.

>>33467256
Because you can tell from too blurry pictures, sure thing… I've cleaned at least 100 deer and just as many pigs. Cut off the quarters at the joints, the backstrap, and tenderloin. All we take.

>>33467263
Wasn't field dressing. Shoot pig, put in truck, go home. Cut out backstrap, then the quarters through the joint, and then maybe the tenderloin if I feel like openeing the underbelly.

>>33467311
Fuck off bitch. Shooting animals is too easy. Obviously this dumb fuck doesn't know how to hang an animal up out of the dirt before he cuts into it. Enjoy the germs, dipshit

>>33467334
Yes because the dirt is going to have so many more germs than a wild pig... just wash it off and it's fine. Cool the quarters while and dig in.

Also we usually do hang them up while cleaning but we didn't have one this time. We don't usually hunt in this area.

File: IMG_5501.jpg (2MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2448x3264px

>>33467351
Cook the quarters whole.*

File: 1483692574108.png (495KB, 800x602px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 800x602px

>>33467329
Don't eat wild hogs you dipshit, you're going to get worms.

>>33467351
I'm not impressed. Go brag somewhere else faggot.

>>33466961
That'll do pig, that'll do.

>>33467364
Always have. Never sick. Just cook them well. I hate when people waste a good hog just because it is wild or "too big" my family eats them all.

File: 1469332883407.jpg (26KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 500x378px

>>33467364

>>33467170
>>33467209
Connor?

File: 1481726397473.gif (3MB, 218x272px)

3MB, 218x272px

>>33467334
Oh look, redditt is triggered again

File: Capture.png (14KB, 985x250px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 985x250px

>>33467371
You can have worms for a long ass time and not know it.
>>33467375
I don't know, why don't you explain.

>>33467411
Whatever nigger. They probably ate poison.

>>33467278
it's actually easier to snap that way on some phones cus there's less chance you touche the wrong part of the screen and it does something you dont want to

>>33467417
worms die if you cook it properly you fucking dipshit.

>>33467243
Also, you should wear gloves. But hey, who doesn't want diseases? Amirite?

>>33467417
>wat is cooking hurr hurr

How did you even manage to survive into adulthood

>>33467334
>>33467427
>I only ever "hunt" whitetail deer with a .300 winmag in a tree stand by a cornfield adjacent to my house, to which i ride an 800cc 4wheeler so that i may readily transport said whitetail to my barn, and deal with its dressing away from that icky, icky (((nature))) and all of its diseases and poisons.

If you won't clean an animal in situ, you think too highly of yourself.

>>33467417
stop eating chicken right now or you get salmonella, you retarded cunt

wait, nvm, keep eating pork and chicken, i hope you die so you dont have children that spread your genes

In my area they were talking about dropping poison out of planes for the hogs to eat. I wonder if they can eat it and not die and still have the poison in there system?

File: 16736604_1453847871313085_1197053830_n.png (348KB, 444x468px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 444x468px

>>33467452
>>33467474

implying any of you faggots can cook anything other than scrambled eggs properly.

File: 1383373017900.jpg (85KB, 345x343px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 345x343px

>>33467501
>get called out on idiocy
>y-you suck

>>33467001
>disrespectful

Whats disrespectful are hogs and deer destroying my plants. Go fuck yourself.

File: 1471327968482.jpg (10KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 300x300px

>>33467515
Nah, i don't believe that any of you know safe internal temps for meat, and i hope you enjoy the worms.

>>33467001

I did until I started hunting, now I get it. You want to remember the animal.

Just don't post them on the Internet, because no one will "get it."

>>33467548
>i don't believe that any of you know safe internal temps for meat
Yeah using google and a meat thermometer surely is a big deal for someone with your challenges, but for most people it's simple enough.

File: DSC00356.jpg (1MB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1944x2592px

>>33467501
i make mean oxen and pork tenderloins for my mom's birthdays, you pathetic projecting nigger.

>>33467489
Haha ok pal

>>33467576
>>33467583
>/k/- kooking

File: 20170116_114732 - Copy.jpg (703KB, 2064x1161px) Image search: [Google]

703KB, 2064x1161px

>>33467593
sure

>>33467329
>Cut off the quarters at the joints, the backstrap, and tenderloin. All we take.

I was with you OP, but that's hick as fuck. I don't understand why people brag about taking less.

>>33467583

what is that pot of dogshit supposed to be.

>>33467593
The damage control is real

File: 1487452561666.jpg (26KB, 192x171px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 192x171px

>>33467629
jelly you dont know how to cook a meatsauce with veggies for spaghetti, faggot?

>>33467625
Wanton waste of game meat is a crime in many states OP. Hell, up here in AK it'll get your truck seized if you rode in it on the way to the airplane/ferry to your hunt location.

In fact, the only time when wanton waste rules don't apply is spring lowland/coastal black bear.

>>33467557
I keep the skull to remember the animal. If I suddenly die my family is probably going to be pretty weirded out by the stack of deer skulls in my closet. And the Japanese art.

Hunting of a wildly out of control species is fine. Or at least when the hunter ensures a quick death. Posting a pic of the carcass is meh but not an affront. Mr Hunter posing with the carcass is either a bit cringey "look I managed to hit something living with my long distance stick" or downright pitiful "looook me kill something I am so brave so cunning and now I am taking a selfie because blood and guts are awesome hurr durr yeah imma gonna drool now."

File: deerfucking.png (185KB, 1280x1024px)

185KB, 1280x1024px

>>33467081
Huh?

>>33467629
can't you fucking read, cunt?

>>33467646

> red onions
> literal just ground beef
> no mushrooms

this is a sauce?

File: 20170208_165201 - Copy.jpg (1MB, 2064x1548px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2064x1548px

>>33467674
it's minced meat, obviously not tenderloin...

>>33467705
yes, my fake bolognese. mushroom isnt a requirement for a sauce.

>>33467583
> oxen and pork tenderloins
> this is not whats in the picture

can't you fucking see, cunt?

>>33467659
Most times game regulations don't apply to hog, they aren't native and they are overgrown rats destroying everything.

File: IMAG0049.jpg (938KB, 2592x1728px)

938KB, 2592x1728px

>>33467717
i never said the picture was of tenderloin, faggot.
i have no need to take a fucking picture of the food im making when im cooking it for my mother.

here's a pork butt with taters and gravy, you pathetic mcdonalds-eating fat-ass

>>33467716

but caramelizing the mushrooms with the onions makes everything better, some wine at the end to lift all the crust off the pan and into the pot 10/10

>>33467765
true. i was gonna do it that way last time but they didnt have any nice shrooms in the store so i just took what i had.

>>33467000

I didn't know deer could actually be clean.

>>33467220
>poaching
>hogs
wot

>>33467782
even rats are surprisingly clean

>>33467757
> can't even mash the potatos.

10/10 im laffin

File: 20170217_200201.jpg (4MB, 4128x3096px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 4128x3096px

>>33467801
is this mashed enough?

File: maxresdefault.jpg (75KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 1280x720px

>>33467811
>>33467757
>>33467716

Jack, is that you?

>>33467811
what are those other things

File: deer sleeping in bed_2.webm (3MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x480px

>>33467782
Deer love cleaning themselves.

File: lmao.jpg (793KB, 960x781px) Image search: [Google]

793KB, 960x781px

>>33467811
everything you post looks like this.

>>33467792
As long as the little bastard doesn't trespass, I won't shoot.

>>33467836
No?

>>33467840
lightly floured and fried herring filets

>>33467845
at least it's homemade. you jelly you cant cook, faggot.

>>33467548
If you actually cook meat to the recommended safe temp, you have over cooked it.

Freeze it to kill parasites then you can still have your elk porterhouse medium rare.

>>33467882

It may be dogshit, but at least it's home made dogshit!

> y-you too

File: when-someone-think-they-have-an-argument-but-its-not.png (118KB, 496x534px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 496x534px

>>33467931
>so used to fast food shit he thinks everything else is dogshit
literally every stew looks like dogshit but they can taste amazing.

fuck off retard

>>33466961
>>33467361
This should make it pretty obvious which was the entrance and exit wound, I severely doubt it was only 1 round from a pistol to stop it though.

>>33467985
dont doubt the fordyfaih stoppan powah, son!

>>33467955

It looks bad, but it tastes great guys, i promise.
Maybe you're so used to fast food, it's making your dogshit cooking more palatable for you?

>>33468020
go eat your dogshit, buddy

>>33468001
As if you ever stopped anything.

>>33468038
*blocks your path*

File: IMG_7819.jpg (319KB, 1520x2048px)

319KB, 1520x2048px

>>33466961
U guiz mad u can't cook lmao enjoi ur fast food

>>33468043
>pulls out flacid penis

>>33467243
thast a lot of bacon, is that shit safe to eat or full of parasites?

File: IMG_5799.jpg (116KB, 600x665px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 600x665px

>>33468162
I mad it at home so it's real good

>>33468035
i don't have to, you're eating it all for me.

>>33467583
Looks good!

File: tenor.gif (2MB, 330x166px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 330x166px

>>33467548

Not the guys you're arguing with but you sound like a bitter contrarian faggot.

File: tumblr_mg63hmIN8b1rpmdufo1_500.jpg (75KB, 500x373px)

75KB, 500x373px

>>33467593

why is everyone in this thread so angry with each other

File: serveimage.jpg (55KB, 662x644px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 662x644px

>>33467842

>>33468220
I gagged

>>33467842
are these clean enough to fuck?
t. ahmed

File: reaction245.jpg (37KB, 500x268px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 500x268px

>>33467334
Even I can tell this is bait at this point. Seems you caught a few people, too.

File: 027.jpg (271KB, 1200x1500px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 1200x1500px

>>33468441
I don't know, I'm not into that.

>>33468162
That bread's whiter than Vanilla Ice

>>33468441
if you keep it as a pet yes.

If not no.


Also, pretty sure I should mention that its illegal in most states.

>>33467548
Did your mommy forget to cock your hotdog one time and it made your tummy hurt?

>>33468220
Did you kill the animal needed to make those hotdogs sperg? No then kys because you didn't make shit at home you fucking casual

File: 1490410490697.jpg (90KB, 633x950px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 633x950px

>>33466961
That looks like a clean kill. But next time try killing a group with 10 lbs of tannerite in a plastic pail full of nails.

Do it for god.

>>33467659

It's the same here in BC, the only things you can leave are coyote, wolf and grizzly.

Frankly, I get mildly triggered when I see guys breast out a grouse and leave the rest. Takes 30 seconds to recover the legs, heart, liver and gizzard, and it's all more than worth it.

OP is leaving stacks of quality meat on his animals.

>>33467361
You gonna eat those chitterlin's?

>>33467661

Don't you want to remember what it looked like when it was whole
though? And the country you were in, the weather, who you were with..

I mean, when I'm busting hares outside of town I don't care about that. But if I do a big roadtrip with friends for a moose or something, I'll love those photos in 40 years.

>>33467793

Had pet rats, can confirm. They preen themselves pretty much nonstop

>>33468162
>kool aid
Enjoy your diabetes.

>>33468413
It's a shitposting kinda day. Makes the day go by.

>>33468670
Or better yet capture one; strap a remote suicide vest on the vemit; let it rejoin the herd and allahu akbar everything.

File: f6f42224-122c-41b2-a9e8-6692eee5d098..jpg (8KB, 200x282px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 200x282px

>>33467001
>>33467170
>>33467249
>>33467256
>>33467263

>be OP
>first time hog hunting
>did this while sitting on my friends back patio because hogs have no fucking respect for property and walk up to the house
>had a great fucking time and wanted to share with other anons
>start wild hog bread to see other hog hunting adventures
>leaves and comes back to this fucking shit
Sometime I hate this Mongolian throat singing forum

>>33466961
By the way, made this shot with my AK74 from about 15 yards away. That 5.45 FMJ fucked him up. We followed the wound channel when cleaning it and it ran down him back and hit his pelvis which fucking exploded and ruined a lot of good meat. Explains why this guy dropped like a rock and the other two we hit made it to the tree line

>>33467170
>>33467209
>>33467228
>>33467361

Just to be clear, not OP

>>33468897
Don't be a puss take the credit. No guns are going to be no guns.

File: what383.png (234KB, 586x432px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 586x432px

>>33468836
Tell me about it. When anyone does any actual hunting people get butthurt. You know about that one method for headshotting a deer?

>>33468912
I don't give a shit about that aspect, I just don't want people confusing the kills. See >>33467985

>>33468836
Cry me a river Rambo.

File: download.jpg (7KB, 236x213px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 236x213px

>>33467193
then he has serious aiming problems

>>33468912
You calling me no gunz, sport?

File: 1469376656712.png (15KB, 278x510px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 278x510px

>>33468818
Hog Wild.

File: a4e54ed9-b869-4191-af8e-92849f9cfcaa..jpg (21KB, 427x427px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 427x427px

>>33468670
Holy shit, we actually joked about this last night
>tfw you have the raw ingredients for 25 lbs of Tannerite

File: beast of sevens face.jpg (51KB, 406x700px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 406x700px

>>33467661
ignore file name, I am also using it as a reference in an art project.

>Hey let's go hunting.
>Oh cool, should be exciting.
>Sit in tree hut and wait for retarded creatures to stroll by.
>Shoot them.

Meh.

File: 20160606_130626.jpg (3MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4128x2322px

Why does all the food you faggots post look so fucking disgusting?

>>33466961

Ugliest deer I've ever seen...>>33466991

File: tmp_29865-1472253167655-1468683422.jpg (121KB, 1024x764px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1024x764px

>>33469005
These don't count

File: tmp_19795-20161030_095253-1479817438.jpg (3MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4128x2322px

>>33469427
I wish I had a basement.

>>33469328
>not wheat spaghetti
kill yourself my man

File: tmp_19795-20170327_194750516555783.jpg (3MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4128x2322px

>>33469427

>>33469444
There was none at the shop and I wanted spaghetti. Cut me some slack Anon, I know it's objectively better.

>>33468641

>cock your hot dog

You have my attention....

>>33468836

Could be worse. Did you see what happened to the star fort thread?

>>33467408
Matt?

>>33469494
Beth?

>>33469452
>Trying to prove your self on the internet...

Some Reddit shit here

>>33467000
What dog breed is that?

>>33469516
Yeah, but I still have a rifle...... I've never even been to reddit actually. I have more fun proving idiots like you wrong.

File: 005.jpg (837KB, 1960x1304px) Image search: [Google]

837KB, 1960x1304px

>>33469527
Whitetail dog

>>33469572
How precious.

File: 068.jpg (998KB, 2000x1363px) Image search: [Google]

998KB, 2000x1363px

>>33469594
I know right?

Deer are very under-appreciated animals.

>>33469537
>A rifle
Living the dream anon

>>33469537
Post more so we know your not a fag you stole the pic.

>>33468977
Can't, too busy cringing at you, autismo.

>>33469626
I love em

File: adorable.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>>33469835
What is you're favourite subspecies of durr?

I like dem mule durrs too, but wh'tails will always be mah favourite.

File: tmp_19795-20170325_185411999768172.jpg (2MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4128x2322px

>>33469691
>>33469715
Well I'm at work. What would you guys down at HQ like to see?

>>33469744
Aitismo, oh no. I will change my ways.

>>33469850
White tail of course.

>>33467000
We must secure the existence of our environment and a future for other hunters.

>>33469715
You think I stole that pic?

File: 1489538169260.jpg (65KB, 540x535px)

65KB, 540x535px

>>33466961
Yes. Wild pigs are the second biggest cancer to the american natural ecosystem under humans. They taste gud too. Remove ham.

>>33467001
It doesn't matter with hogs imo. They are aggressive towards the native animal species and destroy all the foodsources and territory. They spread disease, too.

>>33469919
Yes. It is the internet... We will need time stamps too

File: 1489741621550.gif (2MB, 190x170px)

2MB, 190x170px

>>33467170

>>33467001
>spend all day tracking this deer
>you've lost it twice today
>last weekend was a failure, probably the same asshole deer.
>finally sneak up on it
>ohbabyatriple.wav
>feel so proud, rushing with adrenaline
>post a redneck picture to my redneck friends on FB
>pussies get their speedoes in a twist
I've never hunted but I honestly don't see a single issue with displaying pride over your hard work. Also, we are the apex predator after all, moralfags will be the first to go on the DoTR

>>33469938
Haha. Ok well I am not busting out my piece at work right now and scribbling some letters and numbers satisfy your curiosity. You will have to wait until later. As another anon said, hur der, that is some reddit shit son proving you are not full of shit.

File: what215.jpg (171KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 1280x720px

>>33469919
It's the internet.
I can easily say that this is me, and there would be no way to prove or disprove it

>>33469978
I find hunting two legged prey more interesting.

>>33469993
It probably is you. Why do you want to see my guns bud?

>>33470000
Also, check that.

File: 584c6555e442e.image.jpg (105KB, 783x571px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 783x571px

>>33470000

>>33470000
Check'd. Happening soon. Don't go innawoods tomorrow

>>33470037
Not my style.

File: Cho_Seung-Hui_455_x_351.jpg (36KB, 455x351px)

36KB, 455x351px

>>33470051
You must be more "operator"-like

>>33470065
Keep looking.

File: christopher-dorner-lapd-photos.png (329KB, 472x472px)

329KB, 472x472px

>>33470079
You must be one of our boys in blue

>>33470137
CAN'T

>>33470144
CORNER
Man, those were the days... When /pol/ wasn't as shit as today. All we had to deal with was srs and JIDF

>>33470037
Dylan is A E S T H E T I C

File: tumblr_ohu9fk5aLI1u88kfmo1_250.gif (2MB, 224x239px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 224x239px

>>33470065

RIP Eric + Dylan.

I hate to condone school shooters, but they almost pulled off something fucking crazy.

Even though they half-failed, they'll be remembered for years to come.

>>33470137

Can't corner the Dorner.

File: giphy.gif (934KB, 430x438px)

934KB, 430x438px

>>33470217

*Forgot to say, that Chink was insane. Fucker had two handguns and fucking shredded everyone he came across.

>>33470217
their score was fucking weak and so was their motivation

C-

>>33468619
You mean both keeping it as a pet and teh rape.

>>33470167
THE

I do miss those days... living alone in a small cabin in the middle if nowhere. Foraging for peppers and berries. Man. Makes me wanna squirt a tear.

File: 1481770667869.jpg (55KB, 1024x729px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1024x729px

>>33467001
I do this intentionally because it triggers faggots like you.

File: ericdylan2.jpg (40KB, 473x497px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 473x497px

>>33470234

Their score was weak because they literally let people go. Fucking weirdness.

Also, their motivation was godlike. I mean, fuck, if their bombs had gone off the whole cafeteria would have turned into soup.

They must have had some disgustingly real rage, wanting that to happen.

>>33467001

Nope. If any thing, it makes me want to go hunting.

>>33467243
>Cut along backbone
Literally wat, something tells me this is wrong. Also enjoy the hair in your meat.

>>33467659
>>33467625
Just curious what you think is still there?

A bit of neck meat, the ribs? The carcass is pretty bare after we are done.

>>33470369
Cutting out the backstrap.

>>33470018
I don't need to, I'm someone else making a statement

>>33467001

i hate frogposters more.

>>33470839

The neck on a deer is a whole roast, takes 2 min to salvage on the bone. Throw it in a slow cooker. Rib meat goes in the grind pile, or if you don't freeze it first, trim the tallow and do BBQ ribs. Shits amazing, and a meal for 4 easily. Heart is delicious, butterfly it out and you have heart steak for 2-3. Liver will feed 3, fried up with onions. Lots of meat left on the pelvis if all you do is take the quarters and loins - trim it off and add 5lbs to your grind. You're leaving a weeks worth of high quality meat to rot.

If you wanna put a bit more effort in or try some different stuff, you've got tongue, kidneys, marrow/bone broth, jowls... again, all great stuff when you do it right.

>>33467904
There is no way I'm going to make a medium rare steak out of wild animal, let alone hogs

It's gonna be thoroughly cooked, whether it's fried, grilled,roasted or stewed

>>33471045
Won't eat the organs. Maybe the heart. The ribs never seem to have much meat. We've done it before, barely enough for a one person meal. The animals down south are small and lean.

Also, the only offal I gonna eat is the heart.

Everything else I either give it to the neighbours (along with some meat of course) or throw it to the dogs.

>>33467249
>poach
>hogs
Fucking lol.

Most places encourage hog hunting to get rid of them completely. Some places the local governments will even pay you per hog killed

>>33470996
Congratulations.

>>33466961
Ye

File: reaction103.jpg (44KB, 682x518px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 682x518px

>>33471304
Thanks.

>>33471157
Really? Do they like buy hog tails or something? ???

>>33470262
if they didnt killed themselves would they be executed?

File: 2017-03-29 19.18.42.jpg (3MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4128x2322px

>>33471319
May go looking for animals later. Doesn't mean I'm going to shoot them.

>>33467845
kill yourself

File: 14589216180590.jpg (493KB, 1280x963px) Image search: [Google]

493KB, 1280x963px

>>33471368

Yeah, there's no way they would have surrendered.

They'd have both immediately engaged the police had they tried to stop them.

If they had SOMEHOW been arrested, that's debatable. Probably life sentences, due to them being youths.

>>33471383
Where did you get that from? I was talking about the validity of what people say online

File: 1356472883632.jpg (44KB, 500x618px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 500x618px

Trichinia doesn't make itself known until 10-15 years later at which point it's too late and you'll live with chronic pain for the rest of your life.

70' C is required to kill the worms while just over 60' C is apparently an appropriate inner temperature if you want actually good food.

Where I live it's quick and easy to send a small sample for a trichinia-test. The sample piece usually comes off the boar's face or leg.

I know this because my country requires me to take a test before I'm allowed to hunt or own weapons. Reading this thread, I am glad that's the case.

>>33467501
>implying that you can even cook scrambled eggs properly.
judging by your inability to properly greentext, I'm not holding my breath. do you even know what the cream in scrambled eggs is for.

>>33471464
How does that relate to the topic of this thread?

>>33471508
It doesn't. I was just giving a reply to >>33469919
to explain like how >>33469938
did

>>33467659
hogs aren't game animals. they are a feral, destructive, invasive species.

>>33467001
>all these assblasted trophy hunters
You didn't do shit to take down the animal, you don't deserve the limelight.
Unless you took the fucker down with a knife there was almost no effort involved: if you can see an animal it's already dead.
At least fishermen have to struggle with the fish and use finesse to keep the line on.
I wanna see the gun you used, not your fat ass.

>>33468162
>fried chicken
>wonder bread
>koolaid
you a nigger, or just on welfare like one?

File: 2017-03-29 19.42.00.jpg (3MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4128x2322px

>>33471524
Well. I just took that pic to prove I'm not an internet liar. sorry let me stamp if for ya

File: 1490780345391.jpg (96KB, 730x1024px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 730x1024px

>>33471504

It's so you can suck my dick better.
I can't believe this thread is still getting replies.

>it wasn't supposed to be greentext.

>>33471524
Also, two of those replies are me. In case you couldn't figure that out.

>>33469427
that... is actually pretty legit, anon.

>>33471615
Why did you ask yourself a rhetorical question?

>>33471634
faggot

>>33471466
so, they don't sell meat thermometers in stores in your country? how odd.

here we just expect people to take care of themselves. it's a bit old fashioned but it works wonders.

you see, without the hand holding, people either learn, or serve as examples to those who do. and since it is their fault either way, I cannot be made to feel guilty for their choices if they fail, and they get full credit if they succeed.

File: 1487394215320.jpg (93KB, 397x295px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 397x295px

>>33471604
you are such a failure you can't even check the reply trail to see how you fucked up and revealed that you don't belong here.

protip: you failed to greentext when someone actually from /k/ would've. go back to /reddit/

>>33467668
I get a hard on every time.
What the fuck is wrong with me

>>33467985
http://www.hipowersandhandguns.com/FieldReportDeer.htm

while i don't recommend picking a combat caliber handgun for hunting medium game, with proper shot placement it'll do in a pinch.

>>33470000
Shame those quads went to waste on the worst cringe I've seen in a while

File: 1490325314816.webm (322KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 480x270px

You can do better

>>33471466
2 ways around that-the easiest is bacon. Even relatively thick bacon heats up internally super fast since it's so thin,a good hot pan with some oil and you'll have any parasites dead and a plateful of the crispiest, most flavorful meat in the world in under 10 minutes (gotta let it cool a bit first before tucking in after all)

Other method is to take advantage of time. A parasite might be able to live for a few minutes at 155-165 degrees farenheit,but what about 4-5 hours? a good smoker will let you cook the meat nice and gently and infuse it with all kinds of nice flavors-throw a little applewood or mesquite in there and mop that bad boy a few times ot keep it moist, layer on some homemade bbq sauce right at the end and stoke the fire up a bit to give it a bit of a char,oooh man

My family in texas have been hunting and eating wild hogs for oh, 50 years, and no one has ever gotten any kind of parasitic disorder. my 79 year old grandpa is 20 feet from me reading all quiet on the western front and he seems to not be writhing on the ground full of worms, so i think you might be full of shit bro.

File: 1358383109012.png (322KB, 996x832px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 996x832px

>>33471729
Sure there are meat thermometers. Why would you think otherwise?
You could overcook your meat and hope to have killed off all the parasites. Or you could get a scientific test done and enjoy higher quality food.

I prefer some handholding so that more people learn and less have to suffer and become burdens on society.
Keep being a Proud, Rugged Individualist And Sovereign Citizen™ though. Enjoy your DIY dentistry and healthcare debt. God bless freedom. btw fug everyone who makes a mistake.

>>33472063
Maybe trichinia is a bigger problem where I am from. I just know what I've been told, and I would never risk it if I had options. Even if it's a 0.01% chance.
That sounds cute and cozy and I am glad your grampa is fine. I think your anecdotal evidence might be full of shit though "bro".

>>33466961
Poor lil piggo.

>>33472020
poor piggers

File: jvh86.png (589KB, 720x542px) Image search: [Google]

589KB, 720x542px

>>33470000
Anon confirmed by quads to recreate The Most Dangerous Game

>>33472012
I AIM to please.

>>33467170
How did you take the picture at the exact same time as the muzzle flash?

>>33470248
DORNER

>>33467417
Don't eat undercooked pork.

>>33470000

Turkeys are fun to hunt, I'll give you that

>>33469626
because they are food.

>>33467600
This looks like a well-balanced breakfast meal.

>>33467000
>implying overpopulation of deer with no natural predators aren't some of the biggest problems to a healthy environmental ecosystems

>>33470241
You can probably put a tag on it and claim it as livestock. Most states allow this, but not as a pet.

Fucking i dont know.

>>33470000
Ok, you can have your hunger games. But only if you pit it niggers vs chinks vs spics

drop them off in africa or an island and have drones flying around filming everything.

File: 1474027361915.jpg (96KB, 450x532px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 450x532px

>>33474747
holy shit thats a rare get

kek wills it brothers

>>33467001
No. Because I hunt.

Maybe if you tried getting your own food sometime you wouldn't be such a pussy.

>>33472179
You filthy pigger lover, I hope a pack of piggers rape you like mel Gibson cut wife.

File: 7446051d-fc87-4d82-a83d-22e9625023ed..jpg (122KB, 750x1024px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 750x1024px

>>33470000
Cheeki that out

File: robert ruark.jpg (14KB, 290x253px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 290x253px

>>33467001
Eat shit.

>>33466961
HE WUZ A GUD PIG HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>33466961
>Did... Did I do good /k/?
Yes you did fine.
Now we want to see it cooked, and how it tasted.
No antibiotics or hormone injections in that meat.
Now post pic of the gun used in that harvest.

>>33467228
>>33467243
you're making me hungry bro....stop it!

>>33467417
What is cooking for $200.

>>33467501
>implying any of you faggots can cook anything other than scrambled eggs properly.
damn it....busted
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>33469427
>These don't count
Unless you are Dianne Feinstein.

>>33470065
>>33470217
>>33470232
>>33470262
They were all on psychotropic drugs.
Google Adam Lanza and Fanapt.

>>33471045
this is so true

>>33467000
Well, time to fap.

>>33472145
>Maybe trichinia is a bigger problem where I am from.
fry it up for breakfast, that should do it....right?

>>33469046
I saw a webm of this exact thing on some thread. Some excellent citizen set up 50 lbs of tannerite and heaped a bunch of nails around it, hiked a good distance away, set up some kind of shelter or something to block the nails from hitting him, and waited for the boars to come fuck around with the bait he put next to it.

Then boom. I think the webm was titled "whenpigsfly" pretty good kek

>>33471931

Furry deer porn is hot, dude.

>>33467661
>>>33467557
>I keep the skull to remember the animal. If I suddenly die my family is probably going to be pretty weirded out by the stack of deer skulls in my closet. And the Japanese art.

>And the Japanese art.
>Japanese art
>art
>"art"

>>33477042
This. Dog bless the Amerigan Helth system :DDD

File: reaction71.png (42KB, 171x197px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 171x197px

>>33477295
>Art
>A R T
>Authentic Retarded Themes

>>33471931
it means you're a /k/ommando