Patch Thread

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First for Team Post Lady

>>33464802
first for neoliberalism is rocks!

>>33464810
>worn out

I don't get it

>tfw you will never have a qt mail lady
>tfw you will never have Sticker make you fanart of qts

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More polls! Been wanting to do Slocum's for a whilst now so gauging interest.

As per /k/AK we're probably going to do thin to start and may do T H I C C at a later date. A historically correct colour version may happen as well.

>slocum's joe
http://www.strawpoll.me/12624207
http://www.strawpoll.me/12624207
http://www.strawpoll.me/12624207

>/k/ aesthetic korps
http://www.strawpoll.me/12624211
http://www.strawpoll.me/12624211
http://www.strawpoll.me/12624211

>>33464831
Warm out
>damn my hand writing
I actually have problems writing. I learned wrong, like my muscle memory for writing is all retarded.

And you might if you order something ;)

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>>33464863
>And you might if you order something ;)

>>33464863
make him a muscle girl

>>33464921
muscle girl maillady

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>>33464831

My mailman isn't a girl but he is biased.

I'll recite the story again.

> Election 2016 have a giant TRUMP banner on my porch
> Mail dude knocks on the door wearing a MAGA Hat and holding my mail.
> "I like your sign." He says
> "I like your hat." I reply.
> We gave each other a knowing nod and had a sensible chuckle. From that day onward I knew that he was my nigga

Now we're ~Good Friends~

>>33464932
naw, already been done

>>33464946
gay

>>33464947
muscle girl who thinks his patches are hot?

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>>33464953

>>33464965
I'm not judging you. Some people like it in the pooper, like Neet.

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>>33464863
>looking through site
>hmm I have everything I want so far
>mystery item
>seem to remember you said it was a shirt
>kind of worried what I'd get on it

dominant lewd horny onee-chan

or

brown dominant lewd horny onee-chan

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>>33465099
>thinking that its a t-shirt
sure..

Also, New stuff will go up friday..
But I only have one order this week so MAGA hat guy, you will get all of my creative effort!!!

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Ayy
Here's the two I'm working on as well as what's in Stock

>scp
>datadyne


As I was saying before surprised more people aren't interested in the datadyne patch, perfect dark players all over I thought

Anywho, shipping out some tomorrow


Incoming poll later

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>>33465150
Computer is taking a shit desu

But I'll remedy that asap as soon as my gf stops being a crazy fuck

Fuck

Anyway here's the poll again, lemme know what you think

Kek mit uns is not finished btw, maybe slight changes too /k/R6 too
>https://strawpoll.com/cafxg4f
>https://strawpoll.com/cafxg4f
>https://strawpoll.com/cafxg4f

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Just finished nier (ending E) who the fuck is making the yorha patch? I need one still can't believe I said yes to erase all of my save data to help others

>>33465150
I'll be ordering from you soon, and I can't wait for the /k/ R6 patch.

>>33465136
I just now realized I never got my small mystery gift I bought from you. Got the baller shirt, which I'll post later, maybe, but never the small item.

Oh well, I'll just order another and a large mystery item and then bully you for having a nice ass that I certainly didn't check out when we met up.

>>33464946
>still no awoo MAGA embroider patches

>>33465259
HELLS YEA

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Who sells these MON patches?

>>33464832
How much do i get in royaltys for suggesting the scho ka kola patch

<3

>>33465835
Razgriz in the Pastebin.

>>33464810
Whoa

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Erwin patch when

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>>33466062
she will never dom me with that rod

>>33465985
Don't bullshit me on this one Ai.

Will the patches be up at 6 est sharp?

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>>33465131
I like these options

>>33465136
h-hey it's just what I heard, okay?

>>33465206
I am
That game seems really neat considering how many endings there are in and of itself

>>33464946
He would actually get fired if he was caught wearing the MAGA hat.

>>33464802
Does Sour intend on restocking the Elle patch?

>>33464946
>live in commifornia
>Mexican mail person
>have gotten multiple packages from the Trump campaign and letters
>often wear my MAGA hat answering the door
>always get my packages on time and the guys chill

I wonder if it is fear, or if he is the rare Latino for Trump in a heartland of snakes.

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Dropping 6PM EST

>>33465294
Soon(tm)

>>33466166
Yes

>>33466353
He's usually pretty good about restocking stuff.

>>33466489
Is there ever going to be a time where you don't crank out bullshit meme and gay faggoty weab patches?

>>33466489
Ai, dont know what it is but RWSS is one of the best looking patches I own or in that picture. Its a real nice design, and the colors are great in person.

>>33466512
Agreed, it's rad
>>33466489
My anus is prepared

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>>33466505
>pepe
>Bullshit meme

>>33466489
Ai, that's 0500 hours in Bangkok. I will be early birding this like a motherfucker. Imma get me one of them Starbucks chicks.

>>33466489
How many Shadilay you get in?

Need to figure out how quickly I got to buy tonight,

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This just came in
I think it looks fuggen great

It's 1.25 x 4 which fits just about perfectly on my Swede M90 jacket's nametape spot

>>33466505
When you stop touching yourself at night.

>>33466538
Better be quick, I'm only putting up 18 of the normal ones beside the blems.

>>33466563
I'm starting to think I didn't get enough.

>>33466489
Should I buy two starbucks patches so I can show you my love and violate it. I can send pics.

>>33466575
So when is release??

>>33466624
after i put it in for production and get it shipped to me
So like 2 weeks at least

>>33466595
Only 18? Why such a small number? Are you doing that thing where you put them up little by little?

>>33466501
Good to hear. I want to have a cute Elle.

>>33465150
What are dataDyne and SCP based on?
>>33465159
Gib /k/ rainbow.

>>33466659
No, it's literally because only 20 aren't blemishes.

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>>33466696
>0500 AM

>>33466696
How much are the blemishes

>>33466740
Probably $5.50 since the error ain't that bad. Normal ones will be $7

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Wew, this morning was interesting.
Tornado sirens and alarms going off at almost 3 AM, so I huddle down stairs with everyone else when the power cuts.

I'm thinking "No big deal, that happens when it gets ba- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Fucking smoke detectors go off because of a power surge. And not even a fucking tree branch came down. 80+ mph winds, my ass.

So, how was everyone's morning?

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>>33466988
Same, I got woken up by storms around that time too
Texasbro?

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>>33466988
slept like a babby
and I just got a call from my boss which I'm assuming means we start work next week

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>>33467002
Of course.
I think I've stated that before. It seems Texas has a large number of patch sellers per capita than the rest of the nation.

>>33467032
I would of, if the ALL OF THE ALARMS didn't start going off. Had to get a ladder and disable all of them till we figure out what went on.

And I have a test in a few hours. F. M. L.

>>33467038
>nation

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>>33465259
I believe I put a maga hats sticker in there but I'll probably throw something in you're next order...

...someone has to get the Ai-tan sticker.

>>33465985
Just hold her hand fgt. Marry her. Then put your maple envelope in her mail box.

>>33466176
Well I have done it before but no plomises ;>

>>33467038
Guessing you're somewhere in the North Texas plains area

>>33467127
are you going to make Equality is a false god? I need it to spam on my campus

>>33466476
I would guess he's just a professional. He's not gonna lose his job over some autist trying to get a rise out of him.

restock poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12580984

>>33467195
Yes, it will most likely be in my next run

>>33467360
Ayo Gibs me dat solar nigga

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post your /k/ollections

>>33467360
You have enough votes to restock literally all of them
Why even post this anymore

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>>33467420
I have more but I'm out of space for them.

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>>33467420
I recieved some more today, but I can't be bothered to take another pic just for that. I have more on the way anyway, so I'll wait for those before I update muh collection pic.

>>33467431
numbers

>>33467384
Fuck yes, I'll cop 20

>>33466489
Will you restock the starbucks?

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>>33467153
Yeah, North Dallas area.
It wasn't as bad as I've seen it, but it was nasty to say. 2 for 2 with no hail, at least.

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>>33467420
Small but I'm working on getting more

>>33467127
>maga hats sticker
I'm almost certain I bought that, silly. Also, Ms. Merlin said your Team Mail Lady drawing was great and is on the team with you. I guess the cute ones gotta stick together.

>>33467638
Same here man. I will spare you from suggesting we should hang out and shoot because that would be awkward as fuck.

>>33467679
Probably.

> first day wearing mac tonight patch on my backpack on college campus
> already got a compliment on it

Thanks NEET

>>33467699
what did they say

>>33467722
"Hey man I like your moon man badge"

Random guy behind me while walking through hallway

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So, I'm almost out of my Kekistani flag, and I though back to a comment one anon had made about giving it a fancy golden border. So, for the restock, would you guys like a gold trimmed Kek flag? I'll also be making it a bit bigger to fit more in line with the other flag patches for sale, as mine's a little smaller than most.

Also, keep voting on how you want the Kraut Space Magic patch's lettering to be done, I'm ending the poll tomorrow.

https://www.strawpoll.me/12620491
https://www.strawpoll.me/12620491
https://www.strawpoll.me/12620491

>>33467699
Seeing all the potential ways that could have panned out gg friend.

Antifa presence in Toronto is picking up steadfast, wont be long until their bully groups go full /stasi/ and start telling people to stop wearing flecktarn because of its Pre-bomb roots.

>>33467420
so youre the one buying up all the /k/ patches you asshole

>>33467741
And what did you say

>>33467781
>Buying a /k/ patch past Ivan's original 2014 run

Serves you right

>>33467786
Just said thanks

>>33467679
>>33467693
cowards

>>33467789
>https://www.strawpoll.me/12620491
i only bought one of the /k/ube patches back then
didnt really get into patches until last year

>>33467780
My campus isn't that bad. I could hear loud "build that wall" chanting in my student housing the night trump won

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>>33467818
I was done my in school portion of college before this shit started getting militant. Back then it was just my professors shilling the holocaust or 6 year olds picking their genders.

>>33467781
>buying up all the /k/ patches
b-but i didn't even buy d-doubles?

>>33467420
>GSG9 sniper
GIB

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I wonder if there'll be any pol NROL patches left

>>33467897
ebay friend

>>33467808
We'd end up talking weebspeak

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>>33466489
Thanks for the order syrup daddy! This was going to be much lunch. But now I can afford real yummies for my tummies!

I am going to make you an awesome order!

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Spurdo head when?

>>33466489
I want to fuck that patch.

>>33467771
hi im that anon thank u merlin san

>>33466575
So when can we expect to see them for sale?

>>33467771
merrow it, cuck

>>33467981
Eat up <3

>>33467741
>moon man badge

my asshole would have puckered hard

>>33468147
probably within 2 or 3 weeks
I want to have it at the same time as the fug tab

>>33468591
The cool thing is that if someone tries to say you are a racist, you can say you got it from Saint Pepsi's LATE NIGHT DELIGHT album.

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>mfw seeing Rapid Fire pages in multiple /pol/ threads
What the fuck. I didn't know they browsed /k/ that much. I thought it was just a meme.

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>>33468724
>he doesn't realize /pol/ actually does ruin the board

hownew.ru

brown girls are good

>>33468756
Who is that brown cutie?

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>>33468756

im ashamed to share a brown girl fetish with you. at least /pol/ shuts down the reddit commies that post here over and over trying to "turn" us or whatever

>>33468760
will have to dig

>>33468763
ignore hide and report
/pol/ posting in all forms should be subject to a 30 day ban

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>>33468756
I mean, I know they infest this place like rats on a ship, but specifically those few pages were only posted here and the /ak/ thread.

Really makes you think...

>>33468348
You're welcome anon. It was a good idea, hope others like it.

>>33468529
I plan to, nigga. Be cool.

>>33468756
>>33468760
>>33468763
Brown cuties are best-o.

>>33468760
couldn't find it

>>33467771
Fuck yea can't wait, got the kekistan flag can't wait for it to come.

Shipping out today fellas, you'll get some emails

>>33468774
Pol and k are the same nigg

When will the meme of pretending this isn't true fucking die

>>33469035
maybe when you admit that /k/ is for weapons discussion, not political discussion

>>33469049
Yea of course thats totally true, but to think they're two totally different people that aren't connected at all

That sir is a meme

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So these just came in the mail and well...

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>>33469049
Agreed.
They are two separate boards for a reason.

Keep /k/ on /k/ and /pol/ on /pol/. Having all these stormweenies shitting up the place is annoying. I like to think the only reason we get that stuff is because of all the Pepe and /pol/ meme stuff.

I'd almost say for those to be sold on /pol/ primarily.

>>33469136
Are you in Australia now?

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>>33469121
I AM NOW ANNOUNCED GOD OF THIGHS

BOW BEFORE ME, LESSER ONES.

>>33469120
keep your shit compartmentalized then

>>33469126
they don't allow patch threads there, unfortunately

>>33469121
>3 sets of thick thighs
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>33469150
And a god too, apparently.

>>33469150
>1 off trips
Kek laughs upon you
I was blessed with sick dubs (044)

>>33469176
That's not how that works.

>>33469121
>that thigh slip
wew

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Reposting to guage interest

>>33469126
>this meme again

>>33469242
The helmet one and the got mit uns one are dank,

Also the flag that combines them
Dank

Also, shipped out!

>>33469242
>curved text
Use paths.

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>>33469160
One can wish...

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>>33469378
Any luck on Groundless patches??

>>33469409
Nope, haven't had time to get a conversation going yet.

Hopefully soon, but I know I sound like a broken record.

>>33468774
Nothing wrong with pol, white race best race

>>33469242
I like them all, but right 2 are my favorites

>>33469423
Let me know

>>33469429
this kind of shit right here is why /pol/ shouldn't be on /k/

keep your faggot shit on /pol/

>>33469463
Thought you were white? Your imaginary gf black or something?

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>>33469429
the important part about browsing /k/ and /pol/ is leaving /pol/ where you found it.

>>33469242
pikelhaube flag is my favorite. I'd buy it.
Also, it's been snowing all day here in AK. I'll try not to freeze.

>>33469463
>>33469160
>>33469126
No matter your feelings on 14 or 88, they belong on /pol/. This board is for /k/. There might be some overlap, but keep them separate.

>>33469474
No, I'm white
I just keep stupid bullshit on /pol/ instead of shitting up /k/

>>33469488
>>33469491
this

>>33469463

It's a good thing I like your patches enough to give you shekels, you whiny bitch faggot. Why did you make the RWDS patch?

>>33469506
because people wanted it
selling something doesn't take up bumps and derail threads

>>33469035
>>33469049
>>33469246
>>33469506
Where's that fucking Mickey Mouse comic?

>>33469506
Hes a jew, profits off """nazis""" but posts how he hates them.

Truly Day of the Rake cant come soon enough.

>>33469593
Yeah I need to use my stockpile for something

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>>33469242
i would buy all of those, possibly twice

>>33468532
What are the blems, Ai?

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>>33469474
NEET is a qt-patooty

>>33469415
Gonna need to know where that pic is from good sir

>>33469738

Me 2

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>>33469511
At least I know not to ever buy from you now

>>33469415
make a subtle /gfd/ patch pls fampai

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>>33467420

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>>33469812

>Ai's patches dropping in 10 minutes
Oh shit

>>33469841
I just said I was gonna save money

Fuck me

>>33469511
>makes RWDS patch
>complains because pol on k

Wew lad

>>33469841
I'm awake and waiting. Leave one of the Starbucks ones for the poor gook, won't you?

>>33464832
Do you still have the Gobi Desert one? I was TDY for two weeks with no Internet.

>>33469920
>5 am

That's some dedication to patches

>>33469841
>they aren't up
REEE

>>33469770
PLEASE

>6
>patches arnt up on the dot
REEEEEE

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THEY'RE LIVE AAAAAAA

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>>33467420
Bottom panel is airshit patches but this is most of mine.

>>33469983
Got Shadilay, thanks!

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>Faggots complaining
>Meanwhile already got what I want

RWSS not adding to cart

>>1803

REEEEEE

>>33469983
NO THEY ISN'T :(

i still want one of those SS-style state patches

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>>33469841
>>33469972
Well, that was stressfull, but managed to grab a non-blem Starbucks. Although, it was not as bad as when I stayed up for Skog's DAE. I was literally shaking out of stress that time.

>>33469983
RWSS Still out of stock my dude

Fixed the RWSS.

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>>33469983
>marked as "SOLD OUT"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>33469983
RWSS NOT WORKING
>RWSS NOT WORKING

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>>33470011
My literal face

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>>33469983
I hope you like money you damn Leaf!

>mfw page not updating

>>33470015
>>33470015
yeah what the fuck,...god damn it...shit...

just wanted a starbucks lewd.

>>33469987
>that rhodie flag
w2c m8?

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https://youtu.be/zAx0t3O55Zo

Shadilay, rwss and Starbucks ordered. Now I can go to bed.

Cheers ai

>>33470072
NEET sells that if I remember right

>>33469994
It is a good feel.
>still have class at 0800
I'll probably be half dead by then, but at least I got my embroidered memes.

>>33470062

You could get the blemish one

>>33470080
>Starbucks

Am I gay, or is Starbucks sold out?

>>33470083
No, I have NEETs already. It's a completely different patch.

>>33470087
I did. But in all seriousness only getting 20 for a high demand quality lewd patch...like what was the leaf thinking...

>>33470087

I don't know what the blemish one means. Is it different?

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>have no money
>buy RWSS and pol patch

I hate leaf bucks every patch makes me poorer

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>>33470094
Well you see...

>40 on patches
>have four RWSS now

Why did I do this.

Just ordered from Ai and Merlin. Can't wait to see what gets here first..

Also NEET, RWDS restock when?

>>33470094
You could be gay, it's not my place to say. I ordered a blemish one as I have only a passing level of autism and thought I'd get it anyway since postage was the same for several patches. The unblemished checked as sold out for me.

Incidentally, Ai, is there a decent way to look at all products? I had to manually type shadilay to find it.

>>33470116
never ever

>>33470108
I think there is a mistake on one hand and knee or something.

>>33470116
Ai's most definitely.

Is paypal the only option for Ai?

>>33470108
If i'm not mistaken there was only a visual malfunction with the fingers holding up her supple thighs. I cannot really detect it but who knows what we'll get in the mail.

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You autismos don't know what I had to do to get home in time to launch at 6pm

>stay back to go to the library and check out some shit
>still lookin' good, enough time
>taking sub
>time starting to run out
>catch bus right before it leaves
>stil aboutl 2 km away from home, stuck in traffic
>fuck this
>get off of bus
>DASH for my fucking home
>bag digging into fucking shoulder but I don't fucking care
>literally fly through the fucking front door, 7 flights of stairs and into my apartment
>fucking 10 minutes to make product pages and launch
>my fucking face when

>>33470122
B-But why?

Get them T91's boys, AIM just unlocked the listing about an hour ago. A few anons were talking about them here yesterday so this is a heads up. Though 22$ shipping OH > PA is complete bullshit.

>>33470135
Thank you for your effort

maybe your commie gf can help sooth the pain

>>33470135
we're proud of you, leaf. you put your own patches before your own well being. Good job

>>33470135
Good job lad. We are grateful.

>>33470135
I commend you for your motivation and efforts but you're not dealing with stock holders here, just some autismos.

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>>33467360
o-ok... ill wait until gloli senpai

>>33470135
Well here's a rebuttle you business skirting leaf
>shill patches for both lewd anime coffee drinkers and burger protesters
>make sure to have enough patches to fill out orders and not be sold out in under five minutes
>FIVE MINUTES!
>Not announce launch of patches at a time when everyone is either getting off work or waking up to prepare for a night shift
>relying on the public bus transportation for movement

You best restock on perfectly made starbucks.

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>>33470135
Thanks for all you do for us you treacherous commie bastard. It's greatly appreciated.

Yo Ai, why can't Debiru be purchased standalone? There's Enjeru and the combo.

Just noticed and thought I'd poin't it out.

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>>33470135
Dank u, 4 ur cervix

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>>33470135
>catch bus
>bus
Horrifying.

>>33470186
Might have forgotten as he got flooded with orders.

>>33470138
God has forsaken you

>>33470135
>not getting home at a leisurely pace so you can bask in the fake death reports and moon memes

>>33470135
>Relying on public transit to meet a deadline
Best idea of the day right here.

>>33467771
Merrow a gold border on it and I will toss you money.

>>33470235
glad I ordered one. Even though I wont wear it on my hat like i do with the others.

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I'm just happy to have tomorrow off to fill out all these orders.

>>33470094
Yeah you're gay.

>>33470120
Not with the set up I'm using, sorry.

>>33470128
Yup.

>>33470143
Anything for you boys.

>>33470186
>>33470208
Fucktard store service deleted it.

>>33470235
Not about to pull a NEET on you guys.

>>33470238
I can't drive, and I'm too poor to use a taxi.

>>33470271
>I can't drive and I'm too
The point is, you relied on the public transit to make your deadline. Leave a bit earlier, don't go "oh, I'll have enough time if I leave at x".

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Now THIS is pod racing.

>>33470301
I got them on time, no?

>>33470309
Enjoy running 2km with 10 minutes to set up the pages.

>>33470309
why you no
>>33470165

>>33470309
>TFW I like the blemish Starfucks more than the non-blemish patch

I ain't even mad,

>>33469983
>go to the gym
>come bacl to this
>starbucks oos already
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33469254
>>33469442
>>33469491
>>33464802
>>33469242
It seems as though the pickelhaube flag and the banner flag win. Ill go ahead and start them.

Any other opinions fellas?

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>>33470271
>I can't drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tJ425D4yuM

If I add another patch to. Y order will I have to pay another lot of postage?

Also how come your postage is like 3 times less than merrow

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>>33470403
I think you're a nice person that has the potential to be a net positive in this world. How's that for an opinion?

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For y'all patch anons.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L
:^3

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Keychain postan

Why does it seem like so few people on 4chan post theirs?

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>>33470464
Awww thanks man I needed a pick me up

>>33470491
Because they are sold out and have been sold out for a while. Additionally, the new ones haven't gone up for sale yet.

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>>33470490
>all that time on the internet could've been spent on me

>>33470309
You did good

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>>33470490

>>33470516
I meant the people who already bought the first run Faru. I've seen maybe 4-5 including the one Neet has and the one I have

>>33470531
It's a patch thread full of poor noguns. Most of them post their patch collections, and the only proper way to post a keychain is hanging off the associated weapon.

Hell, the only reason I haunt these threads is to snap up a Jisuri keychain for the PTR.

>>33470072
I got mine from a place in NZ a few years ago, they've got a webstore I just googled "Rhodesian flag Velcro patch"

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>>33470567
There's some good guns in patch thread tho

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>>33470531
I've got one.

>>33470531
Still waiting on NEET's keychains to snag a few SIGs.

>>33470660
>ptr
>implying
>:^

It's just not the focus of the thread so most people don't post em I think

>>33470702
I'm getting Sako and L85 for a friend then I need all the slavs. Gonna display any on your rifle?

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>>33470717
I'll get there someday.

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>>33470717
You betcha

>>33469242
Battle standard

>>33470729
How much did that Namibian furniture cost btw?

Also so you post about FAL furniture in /brg/, and I think you should start with something a lil cheaper and realistic like FN gray M2 furniture maybe :^

>>33470730
poast sigs

>>33470271
Copped /pol/ROL and taiga

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>>33470757
>FN gray M2 furniture
Which furniture is that? Google isn't really helping. I got the namibian for a steal at $300. The dream is the T48 furniture but since I doubt I'll be able to get that, I'll settle for izzy.

>>33470344
Ditto.

>>33470788
Might not be M2, but just one of the complete FN furniture sets with wood stock/grip and NBC gray handguards

Last time I saw the handguards dude was asking 800, and there's M2 wood on FAL Files auction right now

>>33470729
Is that one of those kits gunplumber is selling?

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>>33470811
Oh, I see what you mean. I like the special snowflake look though which is why I want the T48 or Izzy.

>>33470823
Yeah, I'm really happy with mine. Can't wait to get it built.

>>33470844
I feel, T48 is just fuckin retard expensive and rare though, and I don't even think there's much repro besides old Tapco

I hope you do manage to snag it if you can tho, it plus the stripper clip top is sweet

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>>33470757
I can't find any of my pics of my tavor and SIG

Give me a second before the bullying begins.

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>>33470861
A man can dream. There's also this version but I like the weird handguard better.

>>33470844
Yeah looks pretty slick. How fast was shipping?

>>33470881
Tbh I don't see a point in shilling out for all that T48 and then not getting the defining piece. Especially when you can get a very high quality normal woodset that looks almost the same as pic for just a few hundred

>>33470864
The countdown has begun

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>>33470887
I don't remember exactly but it was pretty fast. Once he got my check it, arrived in less than a week.

>>33470901
Yeah, exactly. I like weird furniture.

>>33470126
Depends where they are. I'll be shipping Pepe orders tomorrow, by the by. Get hype, homie!

>>33470260
That's the plan, man.

---

Fuck, I have no time for this, I need to wake up for work in about three hours, and I'm sick again.

At least I took the GF to the gun store yesterday to fondle some funs, she really wants a Five Seven and an M&P9C. Oh, and she found a Winchester Super X3 competition shotgun she's begging me to find online for her.

Why.

>>33470931
>that far right

OwO what's this?

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>>33470940
There's some neat shit out there.

>>33470951
This is why I love milsurp

Also I've legit never fuckin seen that till just now, is it basically a T48 HBAR?

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>>33470864
Ordered a Shadilay, Palm Tiger, and Shall Not Be Infringed. Crossing my fingers that they don't get lost in the mail this time.

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>>33470960
That's what it looks like. The bipod reminds me of the izzy HBAR ones.

>>33470490
>Dirk will never be your waifu for lifeu
Why live ;_;

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Never done this before. Would there be interest in stuff like this? Feel like it could be pretty cool in PVC.

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Finally buy fucking pol nrol and shadilay

Thank you god

>>33471020
What from

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Posting petches 'n gunz

Still loving the Neapolitan Sampler Wood! Bless you good sir.

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14's pose is so long but i like it. probably going to be a rectangular patch

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>>33465136
Make a green one with Gold Chrome letters.

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>>33471195
"Explosion" in moonscript.

>>33471528
>14
TAKE ALL MY MONEY

She is best girl, I need my puns, please include a good pun with it.

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Last week I asked and there was some interest in a Desert Punk / Sunabouzu patch. I've been busy since then (had to file my Institutionalized Theft documents) but I finally got a chance to throw something together.

Thoughts? Interest?

Is this even doable? I don't know the details of the capabilities of those embroidering machines.

>>33471948
Looks good. Can't comment on if it would work for embroidery. It looks like it would work based on other shit I have.

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w2c H&C Logistics Incorporated patch

>>33471821
Ive got one idea that will work with a pun, the others are more Nam oriented.
>>33471948
yes.

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>>33464810
The more I look at this the more I realize how much it resembles my postlady

>how did you even know she's blonde
What the fuck

>>33472071
The thread meta thickens

#TEAMPOSTLADY

>>33472022
Ebay.

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>>33472088
>thickens

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>>33470490
Fuck man, that hurts.

>mfw no gf who would do something so sweet but normalfag
Fuuccckkk.

Had a momentary heart attack when I didn't see shadilay available, ended up dropping $35. Thanks AI, any chance of a re-run for memetic warfare?

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>>33472071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0H3EC08Gg

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>>33466489
welp, 30$ down the drain. also, fucking starslut is sold out in less then 4 hours, wew lad.

https://youtu.be/hdES7hAjAxc

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>>33471803
>"Explosion" in moonscript.
no its not.

>>33472387
Its in katana

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>mfw 150 orders
I'm so fucked. Hopefully I get them all done by Monday and out to people.

>>33472465
Not sure what you expected dropping all these sweet patched at the same time.

>>33469812
CANT FIND THE RIGHT WING DEATH SQUAD patch. i went though the list and cant find it

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>>33472480
I expected exactly this, and am now fucked. But I'll survive.

>>33472486
re-read the pastebin. If you still can't find it, you should just give up on everything

>>33472486
It's listed as "dank patch" on NEET's site. With a picture of Ed from ed edd n eddy. I think it's sold out though

>>33471948
i dont get it but i want one

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Today's a good day compared to the ongoing crap week I'm having.

Not only new patches, but my Scho ka kola from Varusteleka are finally here
Finally reasons not to kms

>>33472517
restock tentarol

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>>33472517
>horn with skin color outline
How could you not fix that? It's so fucking blatant. Jesus dude. You just needed to ask them to make the horn with a black outline.

And just as I type this
>the covered eye isn't red
ONE
FUCKING
JOB
DUDE

>>33472504
stop doing this

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>>33469812
delightfully free of weebshit

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>>33472543
That's my fault on the photography, the horn outline is actually a shade of pink as well as the eye.

>>33472542
NROL restock have already been ordered

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>>33469738
>>33469751
filename

>>33469770
>>33469976
I tried with a basic "International /gfd/ and /ss/ Association" but no one liked it

I'm not sure what people are looking for

>>33469897
>hey guys I want a galil
>no don't buy jew guns jews are bad
>3 threads later and 450 posts each thread

/pol/ is a cancer that only destroys

>>33470116
I've got some left but I have to wait until people get theirs so I can replace them if need be

I kinda told them it was for a movie and I've already bought them twice now

>>33470135
>>bag digging into fucking shoulder but I don't fucking care

maybe not wear a single strap bag, leafboi

>>33470160
>I didn't get my FAL yet

Cucked

>>33470447
what even is this post

>>33470491
no one on /k/ can afford FALs

>>33470490
I'm not going to let this get to me
I'm going to sit here knowing that finding a woman like that is hard and continue to work hard and be successful

>>33471528
did you get my email?

>>33472022
shooterBCgear or however its said has the one I have

>>33472182
I need to just ask the tall girl at the bank out

>>33472707
#TEAMBANKGIRL

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>>33472707
>no one on /k/ can afford FALs
kek

How much longer till you reunite with yours? Is the housing bullshit still going on?

>>33469121
nice, who is selling these

>>33472741
gotta find a new place by the 30th of April, so hopefully then

>>33472757
>something made out of wood sold by a patch seller
Gee, I don't know, What seller could make a Wooden Patch holder

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Wood has gone too far this time

>>33472763
>gotta find a new place by the 30th of April
Shitty

Best of luck with that m8. Pickin up the CZ when you move too right?

>>33472782
Wood would never, He was a good boy, dindu nuffin'

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>>33472182
>>33472707
>Implying that is someone else. It is [spoiler]me[/spoiler]