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>>33454217
Shameless self-bump after over four dead hours. If you like to read words and things then get your free copy of Living amongst the Dead, /k/omrades! As for pic related, that's the little novelette that I mentioned which I dedicated to you fellows. Those firearms in the pic are ones that I actually owned before, and the picture itself was taken sometime around 5 years ago, if I had to guess? Maybe 6? I'll be putting it out for free for a while in a promotion in about a month's time, been thinking of perhaps making a little sequel that's equally drenched in gun porn, perhaps see if I can get some more character development on the go on the side, but the REAL star of Firearm Valhalla is the gun porn.

>>33454217

Bump for words

Been looking for something to read. I'll give the first a look. If I like it, I'll buy some of your shit, bruv.

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>>33455820
Right on, thanks. Like I mentioned; in about a month, in late April, I'll be making my first four books free and will be putting the Living amongst the Dead sequel on a Kindle Countdown discount, so if you like the first then it won't be an overly long wait before you can get the sequel for only $0.50 or $0.99. As for the other books, their standard prices are $0.99 for the Kindle versions so you can get it for that or wait for the promotion in a month. I hope you like it!

>>33455805
Words is good. What, did you want me to start posting the start of the book here? Can-do, but you get the first several pages by merely checking it on Amazon and clicking the 'Look Inside' thing. Still, I'll start posting if you want, just tell me which one. Probably best to leave my mostly non-/k/-related books alone however, unless you want me to specifically dig out those sections to post. The one in my drama is rather comical, in my opinion, though like I said also sort of tragic.

>>33455820
Get ready for buttsextrannyporn.jpg

>>33456412
Sequel has lesbian sex. Not tranny sex.

>>33456412
Well uh... spoiler alert... actually it's lesbian rape.

>>33456502
way to make us all look like shit anon

>>33457099
How is that?

>>33457099
I like to have some sex in my books, what's wrong with that?

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>>33457121
>>33457481
Ok, so here's the thing. I don't have a problem with your book. I don't have a problem with the context of your book. I'm also not going to buy it cause I don't buy kindle books.

All it is going to take is one supersmashthepatriarchyidkwhatgenderiamormyorigionalhaircolor sjw to come across it then weaponize it against the survival/horror genre (HPLovecraft's face isnt being used as a scifi award cause he wrote the word nigger). I love reading I have been doing it my whole life, I support your writing and your style. I'm just tired of everything being ruined by crazy brainwashed sjw kids. If it was ever traced back to here well then its 4chan hate and k is childkillingrapist whatevers.

>>33457920
Thanks for the support! I like to think that I didn't make the feminist character TOO obnoxious, and considering the 5-start review I got is from a fellow in his 50s who would probably admit to being survivalist-obsessed and also is a huge fan of post-apocalyptic books, I'd say I accomplished my goal. You'll also find that her character does change as the story progresses. The aspect of transgender stuff hasn't been touched on, and may never be, but I've already brought in a lesbian character so who knows maybe some day I'll introduce a trap or something like that. Somewhat unlikely, given the situation, but I just roll with the ideas as they come to me.

From what I understand, there are two BASIC kinds of writers. Obviously everyone is different, but there's two basic methods. "Discovery writer" and "outline writer". Outliners have to work out the storyline/plot ahead of time and then fill in the gaps, while discovery writers pretty much just get a basic idea and start typing. Even surprising themselves as they type. I've tried outline writing but I find that discovery writing is more for me. It's how I wrote the first two books in the Living amongst the Dead series and it's how the third will come about, doubtlessly. So I honestly can't say I will or will not do anything in particularly because I honestly don't know, but I'm certainly going to try not to be too outlandish in what happens or the characters I introduce. Anyways, the first book is completely free so you can go grab it if you like without paying a penny and then judge for yourself if it's good or if it's cancer.

In my defence, to the best of my memory, I've not put the word 'patriarchy' in any of my 5 books. If I have, then it must have been only once because I don't recall having done so. The feminist character DOES have died hair, but due to civilization having fucked off for about 6 months, it's quite dull and her brunette roots are very exposed.

>>33458033
God im talking to a fucking bot you didnt understand a fucking word i said.

It will take one realworld college student to find it and go craycray on the internet then it would blow up in the judenpress

>>33458106
Not OP but I got what you're saying, you refuse to enjoy things because the SJWs got under your skin. You let them get to you man, first mistake.

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>>33458106
Sorry. I'd blame it on my sickness but I'm probably just derping fucking hard right now. I don't care if a College student latches onto it and goes insane. I was actually literally thinking about that maybe an hour or so ago and giggled at it. Hell, let a whole Women's Studies class buy paperback versions of my book and burn them in a Wiccan seance as they wish for Satan to rise from the ground (which by the way, literally none of the zombies in my books do, I think that's just silly) to smite me. If the mainstream media gets hold of it and bashes me for my writings in which a feminist SORT of gets raped, KINDA, but secretly likes it so it's not REALLY rape... well so what? Firstly it's written under a pseudonym so that helps, but even if they expose the real me it doesn't matter.

By then, so many damn people will have checked out my books that I'd be making quite a tidy sum of money. While the extreme left are going on a shit storm I'll be crying all the way to the bank. Petition to have Amazon stop allowing me to self-publish? Ok, I'll most DEFINITELY be able to get picked up by someone else. Look at Milo Yiannopolous! Simon and Schuster dropped him but someone picked him up again right away! I'll never have the notoriety of that tremendous faggot (I say that in the most respectful way possible), but still, the boost in sales I'd get coupled with the SJW tears I would attain would make just about any bullshit I'd have to put up with MORE than worth it! Wouldn't you agree?

Also, this is the erotica I wrote not long after Living amongst the Dead. Rape is most DEFINITELY a pretty significant aspect of it, sort of. It's hard to describe, but there's no feminists or SJWs that I can recall. There's also a somewhat /k/-related scene at an indoor gun range where she gets all flustered at shooting a firearm which quickly leads to the next sex scene. Needless to say though, it's easily my worst-selling book thus far... pretty much a blatant erotica.

>>33457920
>>33458106
Don't listen to this faggot, OP. Outrage is the BEST marketing these days. If a Tumblrina flips her shit, a surprising amount of people will buy it just to piss her off and even more people will buy it just to see what the hype is about. Look at that. Look at that negress who wore the MAGA dress to the Grammy. The celebrity establishment flipped their lids, but everybody else bought her albums hand-over-fist and she's a top seller now.

>>33458419
No worries, dude. I'm all over it, as seen here -> >>33458343

Thanks all the same though, you're absolutely right. Just like I said; I'll be crying all the ways to the bank! MUAHAHAHA!

>>33458581
Since you're still here, I'd like to invite you to /k/'s Writefag General. I've been waiting for some good zombie fiction to pop up!

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>>33458626
Thanks for the invite. I've been to WFG threads before but I found that my stuff didn't really fit in. Perhaps it was just bad timing, but there was a lot of basically greentext stories and/or comics going on where firearms were portrayed as women. Pretty cool, but it's quite a bit different from a nitty gritty 235-page novel. This was months ago since I've been at WFG and I think I was still in the process of writing the book, or wanted their opinion on some parts since I had a hard time getting criticism/feedback.

>>33457920
>let's not do something because it upsets SJWs.

That's how they win and it's pussies like you that pave the way

>>33458769
To be fair, if we dictated ourselves in a manner that would avoid offending SJWs, then pretty much all white, heterosexual, "cis-gendered" males would have to kill themselves. Christian white, hetero, cis males would have to kill themselves twice, somehow, for being so intolerant that they didn't already adopt the Islamic 'religion of peace and female empowerment'. There's one thing I'll give the Muslims though; they allow men to have up to 4 wives and you can rape/beat them whenever you damn well please. Pretty fucked up, but would make married life a lot easier for men I dare say. Needless to say however, all the women must be given their own individual houses. That's legit a part of Sharia Law, no joke. Each wife must have their own house. Then there's the whole "a woman witness is only half as good as a male witness", but sure, yeah, Islam is TOTALLY the religion of peace, equality, and feminism.

... ohhhh damn... I think I might have to write a Muslim character into my third book. Yeahhh, and I think there might be issues with a character I introduced in my second book! Oh I think I'm gonna LIKE this!...

>>33454217
Downloading kindle on my phone to give this a shot. Follow your dreams OP

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>>33459232
Been writing as basically a hobby since around late 2003 or early 2004, been wanting to write a really realistic and nitty gritty novel set in the zombie apocalypse with lots of survivalist shit it in, and finally got around to doing such in August 2016. I'm a very fast typist and actually wrote the first draft of about 77,000 words in around 5 days if memory serves. Then spent a few months polishing it, it grew to the roughly 81,000 words it is today. I've since improved my writing abilities so that not so much time is needed in editing; my first drafts seem to be quite clean. Since writing this book that I've wanted to write for at least 5 years but potentially as long as a decade, I've found an incredible love in writing.

tl;dr

I shall continue to follow my dreams, anon. Thank you, and I dearly hope that you'll enjoy my book as much as I've enjoyed writing it, but not as much as I enjoyed editing it. I didn't enjoy editing it at all. I fucking hate editing...

Also, if you like it, there's a sequel I finished writing like 2 days ago, if that. Right now it's $2.99 for the kindle version but in about a month, probably April 26th or so, I'll have a Kindle Countdown promotion on the go which will bring the price down to $0.50 or $0.99. At the same time, my first four book before it will be completely free, so I'll be sure to bring it up on /k/ when that happens. Once more, I hope you like it anon! Thanks!

>>33459232
Update. OP is Canadian. Time to drop him

>>33459417
Have I not mentioned that already? Well yes, I am indeed a Canuck. A Newfie, specifically.

>>33459451
Like the book so far

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>>33459482
Very glad to hear it, anon! It's all yours, and it might not be until late April but I'll give you a heads up here on /k/ when I do my big promotion. LatD will be free again, along with Firearm Valhalla which I dedicated to /k/ in my own little way. Also, pic related is what my cover for Living amongst the Dead used to be. I know, preeeeetty minimalistic, but I'm not gonna lie; I still kinda like it, but I think the one I have now is a bit more generally appealing. The current cover is of course the pic I used in the first post up top.
>>33454217

Oh yeah, and I started a thread the other day to give an early heads up that my book was going to be free today. The thread is closed now however.

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>>33454217
Wow its pretty gud anon keep at it

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>>33459575
God, you /k/unts are awesome. Thanks a lot for the support, I hope you enjoy the rest of the book! Here's some iron sights! I fucking love iron sights...

>>33459714
I love irons too, just to the mention of fuckin ft mcmurray, shiet brings me back to when i was talkin to some sweet frenchie girl from there

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>>33459768
Haha oh yeah? Can't say I recall talking to any French chicks there myself. Fucked a couple Ukrainian chicks though, one of which kind of turned crazy on me. Still don't know if that kid is mine or not...

>>33459867
Its not if u dont want it

>>33460264
That's not really how it works, but anyways she hasn't been trying to contact me and likewise (due to said craziness) I'm in no rush to contact her, but there IS something in me that wants to try and track that child down (I don't even know its gender) when it's an adult to find out if it's really mine or not. To protect myself I'll probably see if the grown kid will be ok with us writing out some paperwork to make sure I don't get screwed over somehow with having to pay the child support I hadn't.

Seriously though, by that point (we're talking over a decade from now) I will have self-published (and likely also traditionally published) dozens of books. I've already written 5 in just 7 months, so I'm not exaggerating when I say DOZENS, and from everything I'm hearing from people on how I'm evidently quite talented as a writer, I can't see myself NOT making a living from it in time. So if I'm indeed as well-off as I imagine myself to be in over 10 year's time, in the paperwork I'd also include that in the event the kid IS my child, I willingly hand over X-amount of cash to the kid. Possibly even some to the mother if she's in a particularly bad spot.

Anyways, that's all just dreamland as of right now. I would like to be a father someday, but I know if I track her down and try to find out now, I'll get pinned with child support for sure if it's mine. Might even get pinned if it's NOT mine. Seriously; shit's fucked for fathers right now! ALL the power goes to single mothers! So I'll lay low, wait, and hopefully someday years from now find out for sure, then somehow try to make up for not being there in the kid's life if it's indeed mine. I also realize it's kind of arrogant for me to think it's basically inevitable that I'll be a full-time writer, but all the signs are pointing in that direction. It might be 10 years from now, 5 years, 2 years, 1, or maybe just another 5-6 months. A millionaire? HAH! Not likely, but a decent living? I believe so.