Hey Jeff, thanks for saving the squad by eating that mortar for us.

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>I fucking hate you guys.

>"Hey Jeff, nice catch."
>"Hey, Jeff, you're the bomb!"
>"Hey Jeff, wanna go out for a round?"

>>33450777
Damn if that thing didn't impale his arm that would probably kill him and his entire squad

From the angle it's at and the fact that it didn't detonate, I kinda wonder if he was leaning over the tube and caught it on the way up, rather than saving his squad.

>leans over mortar while dropping in a round

>is totally fucking retarded.

>>33450777

Shit prob has a faulty detonator if it didnt explode

>>33450935

Yeah I think ur right m8. That seems more likely

>>33450935
He was probably leaning too far over it when he was loading it and didn't back up quick enough.

>>33450777
did he lose the arm?

>>33452435

Nah it's right there next to the mortar shell.

>tfw you weaponise yourself

>>33450777
>>33450810
"I used to ji9had every day...till I took a mortor to the shoulder
>>33450935
I agree but wouldn't he be pretty burnt up from that? Lot pf fire comes out of the tube behind the round.

I feel as though it would have taken his arm off or sailed right though if he caught it right at the tube considering it can send that thing like 600+ meters so his little babby arm wouldn't have stopped that shit.

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pic of the whole squad

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>>33450912
They would have died if the impact fuse actually activated on impact

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>>33453589
>Mortars now having a minimum distance safety fuse.