Retarded shit /k/ did as a child/teenager

>>33450071
>get my pellet gun
>tell him about how I came up with a way to play russian roulette with it and how to play
>tell him whoever wins determines which one is better
>he refuses at first but after me calling him a pussy a few times he agrees
>we sit down on the floor and I load a pellet in one of the casings
>I spin the cylinder and then spin the gun
>it lands on me
>I pull the trigger but it doesn't shoot anything
>I spin again
>it lands on me again
>shit
>nervously pull the trigger but it once again dryfires
>spin it and it lands on friend
>he pulls the trigger after about fifteen seconds
>he squeals loudly and starts crying
>look at his wrist and it is bleeding a little
>fuck
>nearly shit through my dick as I hear my mom come to my bedroom
>"What is going on?!"
>I try to muster an explanation or lie but I can't
>just tell her that we were playing a game with the pellet gun
>after giving my friend a bandaid and a drink my mom spanks me with a belt and grounds me for two weeks after my friend leaves
>I apologize to my friend and we play vidya for the next three hours until his mom comes to pick him up
>mom hides my xbox for two weeks and hides the gun for about a year and a half
I know it's airshit but I started to remember this and I wanted to make a thread about stuff like this.

>>33450071
>be 12 or so
>understand how CO2 cartridges work, for the most part
>decide that I want to see it in person
>buy pack of cartridges
>already have nails and hammer
>I had no idea what I was doing
>go to garage
>hold cartridge in hand, nozzle facing me (thumb side), nail over nozzle, hammer in other hand
>look slightly away because no eyepro
>WHACK
>PFZZZZZZZzzzzzz
>>CLINKzzzzzBANG
>FUUUUUCK
>the CO2 shot the nail back at me
>cartridge slips free of hand, freezing pain
>rockets around garage
>hits various things
>dents garage door, comes to stop
>look up from where i dove for cover
>ok, now I have an idea
>get 1/2" pvc pipe and an endcap
>as discovered, I already have adequate nails
>cut hole in middle of endcap
>superglue nail in there
>plug one end of the pvc pipe with the nailed endcap
>mortars are go
>sit on my roof above garage
>have no idea where it's gonna go
>realize I actually don't care
>FIRE INNAHOLE
>pfffzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
>it disappeared from sight
>hear a thunk
>hear a car alarm go off
>immediately jump down and head inside
>stash my mortar tube and ammo under the bed

And that's when I learned I should really test these things in safer conditions.

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>>33450071
>acquire pump action pic related
>shoot self to test power
>immediate regret
that's about it

>>33450581
>co2 mortar
I tried that. Could never get it to work.

My friends and I bought wallhanger katanas in Chinatown and used to fight with them in the street outside my house. We avoided hitting each other for obvious reasons but we still slammed the swords into each other pretty hard, and once had a blade snap off and go flying. I'm still amazed none of us ever got seriously hurt or caused any property damage.

Another sword story - and one I'm ashamed to admit was done in my late teens - was that I used to pour lighter fluid on a katana blade, ignite it, and then swing it around yelling attack names and shit.

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>13
>black ops
jesus christ it came out 7 years ago

>>33450656
Doing that without getting burned somehow is somewhat of an achievement.

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>>33450673
Yep.
>halo reach came out seven years ago

Candle stick holders screwed to inside center of metal trashcan lids. tape roman candles to holder.
Have wars with them. Also ladyfingers stuck in mudballs for grenados. Much fun was had, no one lost an eye.

Shot my neighbors house by accident, round went through his wall and into the headboard of his bed.to make a long story short i was let off with a warning.

>>33450091
>>33450071
Thanks for telling us about your weekend op.

>Be the kind of kid dad would bring some Thermite home for us to play with.
>One day he brings home some dry ice, lets us use what is left.
>Me, my brother and two buddies ponder the situation.
>We have nearly gotten in trouble last time with the rocket lizard incident, nearly gotten killed on my longboard, and have hand the police stop us for play fighting in the middle of the streets.
>I grab the police scanner, my brother finds a 2 liter bottle, and the other two are on point.
>Fill the bottle with some water, add ice, cap and set on the road.
>Sits there.
>We stare.
>"I thought this was supposed to do so-" THOOOM!
>Scanner is silent for a while, then we hear our location called.
>Scatter.
>Cop patrols the area for 10 minutes, pausing by my house.
>Dad comes home from work and asks me what I did.
>Turns out grandpa also has a police scanner he listened to and so does dad at work.

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>>33450071
>grab dad's pistol
>put muzzle into papertowel stuffed with paper towels
>huh keeps falling off
>I'll just hold it
>load a round
>fire into garage floor
>paper towel confetti everywhere
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ohgodicantfeelmyhand
>Look
>no damage
>the muzzle blast just shook up my hand
>huh
>wonder why that didn't work
Thus began a life long love of guns

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>>33450071
>~11
>cutting weeds with machete
>an excuse to carry my machete around like Sora
>when done, figure I can throw it tip down into the dirt and have it stick
>instead, it bounces up and back, and whizzes by my head tip first
>it sounded like a tuning fork
I didn't try that anymore after that

>friend's brother works at county fair blowing up balloons
>absconds with a bunch of balloons and a tank of helium
>we all have fun sucking helium and talking like Donald Duck, then puffing up balloons and seeing where the wind takes them
>they keep popping
>this dissatisfies crowd of young bored rednecks
>friend remembers there's some old water bottles in the garage
>we blow up first water bottle (pain in the fucking ass to tie off) and ZANG! there it goes
>doesn't pop, this is awesome, we can see it for maybe five minutes
>get the bright idea of tying a road flare to the next one so we can see, as it's getting near dusk
>THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVAR LOOKIT THAT THING WOW
>mass-production of road-flare-toting hot water bottles ensues
>we watch the dancing red string of them for almost fifteen minutes, then go home
>Next Monday everybody is all WOAH DIDJU SEE THOSE UFOS ON THE WEEKEND
>keep mum because we figured out belatedly we could have burned down half of Shasta County
>now you too are privy to that terrible secret -- keep it well

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>>33450891
>the rocket lizard incident
I must know.

>>33450891
Wait, wait, wait... rocket lizards? I've gotta know more now.

>>33450891
Rocket lizards, jesus christ. But feel free to share.

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>>33451002
I was confused for a while until I remembered hot water bottles are a thing.

I forget that people who had a childhood playing Xbox games can legally post here now...

I ground up model rocket motors and put them in empty CO2 canisters as a troubled youth. Add a length of nice waterproof fuse, and duct tape below the waterline of, or toss underneath, a port-a-shitter.

If on the side, it will release blue fury.
If underneath, it will hop slightly and possibly release blue fury.

>>33450964
Pussy

>>33451065
>>33451087
>>33451149

Fine fine fine...
>Me and my two buddies are bored, I learned the magic of model rockets, lost my last rocket but had an engine handy.
>We are good at catching clue bellies using the weed noose
>At some point one of the buddies guts a larger matchbox car so we can stuff him in it for shits and giggles.
>Remember the rocket engine and get some tape, strap the engine to the car roof and my buddies look at the thing with awe.
>Seal the lizard in the car for safety.
>Take the future space explorer to the local school tennis court.
>Engine hot I click the igniter.
>The car skated on the ground for a millisecond, then spun, while flying ten feet in the air, splitting it in half.
>Along with the brave Lizard.
>Hear the overhead at the school calling the police.
>Hide in the mountains for a few hours and play on the rope swing up there.

I lived near a really good surplus store and used to strut around my high school campus while wearing weird eastern block milsurp and blasting the Matrix soundtrack on my Discman.

This wasn't long after Columbine and I'm pretty sure everybody thought I was going to shoot up the school.

>>33451186
The Xbox came out in 2001, nigga.

>>33451231
dammit, i wish i had friends like you growing up

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>>33451231
Kek.

>>33451231
You've done a good thing here today son, remember that.

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>>33450071
>be 13
>playing Black Ops
I was going to call you underage b&, but then I realized Black Ops came out 7 years ago. Mother of god.

>>33451308
Rocket Lizard will always be a hero in our hearts.

>>33451273
Yeah, and I'm old, child.
Was my point.

>>33451461
If you're over 30 why are you on here?

>>33451483
We cannot leave...

>>33450688
>>33450673
>Call of Duty 4 celebrates it's tenth anniversary this year
Fuck.

>>33451483
It's not just a playground for useless Millennials.
It's a playground for all sorts of ridiculous people.

Plus /k/ skews high in age, since, you know, guns as a hobby require money, time, upkeep and ammuntion.

And yeah, as >>33451497 said...

>>33451497
>>33451614
You can check out any time you like, though. You know that.

>>33450071
>be 12
>get knock at door
>kid that you got in a fight with two years ago because he tried to bully you
>he moved away a year ago
>"what are you doing here"
>>"im just walking around"
>"you want some water"
>>"no"
>"hows it going"
>>"alright"
>"get off my property"(im 12 in my area that phrase is just standard for when someone you dont like is on your land).
>>"make me"
>i close the door and go to moms bedroom and grab little H&R topper
>its unloaded and mom doesnt let ammo in house but i check it twice
>i go back to front door and point it at him with the hammer cocked
>"get off my property"
>>"no, you wont do it"
>pull the trigger and get the classic click
>kid flenches
>i laugh and say im just fucking with him and slam the door in his face

as i slam the door i go into panic mode and never share that story because ill i do now is pretty gun safety and claim i was well educated on gun safety.

>>33451629
You can temporarily but you WILL eventually come back.

>>33451002
>Shasta County
>doing this shit California
You dodged a massive bullet m8.

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>>33451579
>fallout 3 will be 10 years old next year
>TORtanic was 5 years ago
>Egoraptor going on The Tester was 5 years ago
>Half Life 2 Episode 2 came out 10 years ago
>more time has passed between the release of Half Life and Episode 2 than the release of Episode 2 up to now

>>33451637
>ill i do now is pretty gun safety and claim i was well educated on gun safety.
*all i do now is preach gun saftey and claim i was well educated on gun safety.

>>33450673
I now realize there is as much time from 27 to 20 as from 20 to 13.

Life blows, man.

>>33451629
Dude, this is a discussion board for stabbing the beast with our steely knives.

How to kill?

>>33450071
>find a box of shotgun shells in the woods
>don't have a shotgun
>thanks to totse I am a gunsmith
>this is the same site that said that you can make a 44 magnum out of a black powder repro by using a conversion cylinder
>get black water pipe with allowance
>drill and glue nail
>try it out in my shed with a phone book as a backstop (hey it worked in Hit Man)
>bang
>can't hear shit
>hand is bleeding
>and I realized I just shot a hole through my shed's wall because a phone book is not sufficient to stop buckshot at point black
>>33451629
>28
>have been here since I was 15
>almost half my fucking life
>gone to this place
If you can still ask why you have time.

>>33451629
There's only one way to check out

>>33451735
You can't. You just stab and stab like a deranged motherfucker.

Not me, but dad shared a story of his adventures with acetylene.
>Him and his buddy set up a massive acetylene balloon below a buddies trailer.
>Light the fuse and run like hell.
>The blast knocks it off the foundation he had it on.
>Their buddy nearly shit his pants because it was like,3 am.

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>be 8
>Dad buys me my first gun, a .22 bearcat revolver
>Have a range in the back of the property
>Fire 6 rounds, dad walks down field to check the targets
>Start absentmindedly reloading
>Decide to try and twirl the loaded revolver with the hammer cocked
>Fumble it in my hands, gun discharges down range straight past my dad
>tfw I could have straight up murdered my father
Now I'm a super autist about gun safety, and I still feel sick thinking about it

>>33451868
>He didn't listen to Johhny Cash in the womb

>>33451765
>totse

Several years younger than you but I still remember that site.

>>33451669
>egoraptor on the tester

Didn't he get kicked off for some bullshit reason early in the show?

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>>33451868
Well.... good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. Some people wouldn't have learnt; they'd have blamed the damn gun or something. You didn't.

As a result, you now have good judgement. Congratulations.

>>33451186
Man if you were playing Kinect when you were 11 you could post here legally.

>>33451765
>I realized I just shot a hole through my shed's wall because a phone book is not sufficient to stop buckshot at point black
it actually does a pretty good job. after a 10 feet.

>>33450071
>be in 3rd/4th grade
>live innaburbs in VA
>behind all the houses is this strip of woods that's loaded with "bamboo" (river cane)
>all the neighborhood kids constantly playing back there. Everything from tag to paintball to tree forts
>get the bright idea to make a bow and arrow out of this shit
>basically "invent" the bundle bow (had never heard of it before or seen pictures of one so pretty fucking creative for my age), a bundle of this river cane tied together with cheap nylon twine with a nylon twine bowstring
>make arrows by cutting a V nock and electrical-taping a roofing nail to the end
>go to test fire
>nope, too many sticks, my puny 3rd grader arms cannot into bow yet
>disassemble, toss a few, reassemble
>go to test fire
>expecting to get like 20-30 feet, so hold up at 45* angle
>fucking launch one into the middle of the subdivision, sticks perfectly upright right on the ridge of a house like 200 yards away
>quickly disassemble bow
>never tell anyone
>nobody seems to notice and/or care
>move 2 years later, it's still there like a monument to my stupidity
I'm simultaneously proud of my ingenuity and horrified at my naievete.

>>33451629
>>33451649
>Man, come on I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man

>>33451995
Wow. That's boss tier. All we ever did was get those crappy spring-steel Robin Hood bows, throw away the cheap stupid arrows with the suction cups, and make our own out of kite sticks.

Stick an eraser on the front and you can safely (?) shoot them at each other. Steal Dad's fly tying kit and you can make your own fletches. But I never thought of launching one up into the air like a drunken Mexican on Cinco de Mayo and creating a permanent monument to how awesome I am.

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>be 14
>dove hunting in the middle of summer in AZ
>the sun is raping the shit out of me
>no fucking doves to be seen for 6 hours
>the sun is Sahara tier
>hallucinating, mirages, bongo congo music playing in my head, etc.
>haven't fired Remshit shotty once
>they must be fucking in the trees or some shit
>see a doves nest in one of the mesquite trees
>line bead up to the nest
>explode the nest with birdshot
>can see blood and feathers fly up
>realize I ruthlessly murdered doves trying to fuck
>feelsbad.jpg

>>33452038
Hey, man. Take it easy. Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy.

>around 10-11 years old
>teenage friends on the block had pocket knives
>manage to convince my parents to let me buy a shitty folding knife at the fleamarket

>bored one day, play zorro with the screens on our porch for absolutely no fucking reason

I realized halfway through the screens "oh shit this probably isn't a good idea" but they looked like fucking shredded pirate flags at that point.

Any and every chance to burn things, I did. I'd play with gasoline in the front yard when my parents were gone. Also would take apart fireworks and make my own Frankenstein versions.

Actually, looking back on it, I'm surprised I have all of my (scarred) fingers still.

Another bottle rocket story.
>Brother and I are bored as shit, go inna barn to the tiny replica model Alamo he built
>Have a spare rocket engine, get brilliant idea
>March 6th, 1836.jpeg
>Set off rocket in the replice, it obviously flies off
>Zings around the barn, nearly sets the hay on fire, brother and i duck
>Come up laughing, notice my brother's back is smoking
>It had shot clean through his untucked shirt, left a huge smoldering hole

And that's how we almost killed my brother and burned down the barn.

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>>33452105
Yes but you got experience points for it. There was a little DING! and you went up to 2nd Level Kid that day. That's the main thing.

>>33452069
I don't know what to do for when I have a kid and he does shit like that. I know you're supposed to discipline him but I think he would get the wrong idea if I'm doubled over laughing while yelling at him.

>>33452069
another thing that happened
>around the same time
>teenagers all hang out in my houses yard because it's the largest property on the block
>convince me and another friend of mine that the yard is large because treasure was buried in it
>get shovels out of the shed and strart digging giant fucking holes all over the lawn
>eventually hit something and freak the fuck out, even the teens are like "oh shit what"
>giant red plastic capsule
>holy shit we did it start prying it open with the shovels
>one of the worst fucking smells I've ever smelled in my life
>we hadn't found treasure
>we'd uncapped the properties septic tank

>>33452043
This guy
>>33451995
again
I had one of the Nerf bows in 4th grade. Had both the solid foam arrow-darts for it and the ones that had a thing of sponge on the end.

Anyway, we'd just moved (dad was innaArmy) and he was repainting the garage door. So naturally I took my sponge-tipped Nerf arrows and dipped them in the paint thinner, then proceeded to shoot the side of the house to "help". He was not amused. Apparently paint thinner eats vinyl siding but not foam Nerf arrows.

I found a bunch of the solid foam arrows years later during puberty and they were the first inanimate object in my ass as well. I've had hemorrhoids ever since, those fuckers are like 2" in diameter.

>>33451765

>There's only one way to check out

You can't win.
You can't break even.
You can't even get out of the game

>>33452210
>the first inanimate object in my ass as well
Your ass is a one way street. Out. Your parents didn't teach you that?

>>33452227
Nah, had to teach myself. Hell my parents were pretty, uh. Behind the times I guess. I didn't get "the talk" until my dad caught me balls deep in my second girlfriend when I was 17.

>>33452208
At least you found the booty.

>>33452058
All animals are trying to fuck, you just caught them in the middle of it.

>be 7
> lantern project, we were given bamboo sticks to make them out of.
> school, had a massive robin hood fetish that time.
> everyone made bows out of the bamboo sticks, basically a bundle bow
> me and my classmates were shooting each other with arrows during recess one time
> my buddy hits this kid on the arm
>Kids arm is getting bloody
>panic.jpg
>push kid down
> kid gets scrapes all over the arm
>Teachers didn't suspect it was from the bows.

>>33451002
Kill yourself

>heard about napalm on some random internet forum
>decided to give it a shot
>call a friend over who I don't know very well
>it's his first time over my house
>"hey anon, wanna make some napalm?"
>"uh, sure? What's napalm?"
>dis gun be gud .jpeg
>go up to 7-11 with a few two liter bottles
>tell cashier we ran out of gas
>buy gasoline
>drive to dollar store and get styrofoam cups
>get back to house, mix a few batches, ends up super fucking gooified, try a test batch
>We light a bit on its own, doesn't burn very well.
>friend says" Well this sucks"
>"I think we're doing it wrong "
>idea comes.jpeg

TL;DR I made a firebomb out of old firecrackers and napalm and set it off at 4AM in the middle of a residential neighborhood, nearly burning down the entire block.
>tfw your friend never comes over again.

>bring airsoft gun to park where filming school project at 15
>only i have an airsoft gun/pistol
>no one else armed and just has regular movie props
>shoot one friend many times as a joke
>he tells me to stop
>keep shooting him throughout the 2 hour shoot at random times
>charges at me
>shoot him in the neck
>wtf airsoft bullets dont even hurt from a spring gun
>gets really bitchy and says he wants to leave with a few others
>doesnt help us for later filming
>not friends with him anymore
>later catch him stealing from my wallet that i keep in my backpack at lunch and he denies it

>playing in the backyard with two friends
>parents are in the middle of a divorce so they are preoccupied with that shit
>find my dads old recurve bow and a bunch of arrows in the shed
>me being an 8 year old, I'm too weak to get a good draw on it
>quickly figure out I can lay on my back and use it as a foot bow, getting a full draw with both hands
>after shooting a bunch of arrows into the fence, get the great idea to set up this plastic toy storage thing that looks like an Apollo space capsule, it also happens to be big enough to sit inside
>shoot at it a few times, the arrows bouncing off the thick plastic
>get the great idea to take turns sitting inside and shoot arrows at the guy in the capsule
>my friend gets in for his turn, I grab and arrow and get a full draw
>the arrow hits directly on the window of the capsule that's made of thinner plastic
>the arrow shatters the plastic, hitting my friend right in the throat, just barely breaking the skin
>we all freak the fuck out, but quickly realize that he isn't really hurt
>shitting bricks because I'll definitely be in deep trouble when my parents find out
>make a pact with my friends to keep quiet, make up bullshit story that he cut his neck climbing a tree
>parents never find out

Shit gives me anxiety to this day when I think about it. Just a little more force from the bow, or if that plastic had been a little thinner and I easily could have killed my friend.

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>>33450071
> be 14
> shooting my dad's AR at the local outdoor range
> shooting 5-7 rounds then going behind the firing line to load more
> do it and don't notice that the line got called cold
> walk right past the line, put the mag in the gun, and let the bolt fly
> two dudes who were getting their target duck for cover while my dad and an RO race to grab me

If I had another 2-3 seconds before my dumb ass noticed me and my dad would prob be banned for life from the only decent range within less than an hour from where we live.l

>>33450071
I was trying to fix my electric air soft gun and I accidentally discharged it into my pretty okay computer monitor, destroying it.

I also accidentally set a large swath of my backyard on fire fucking around with molotov cocktails, but the grass was wet so the fuel just burnt off.

>>33452700
Close calls like that scare the shit out of me.

>be 8
>shooting 12 ga for first time
>grandpa hands me shotty
>aim it down range and pull trigger
>click
> fiddle with the gun a bit in my tiny 8 year old arms
> grandpa says the safety is on dumb ass
I'll show him
> no it's not
> still holding gun sideways with but on bicep
> pull trigger
> cry because i was wrong
Never talked shit to my grandpa again

>>33450071
>Retarded shit /k/ did as a child/teenager
I was a Communist.

>Preferably weapon related
I picked up spent 9mm casing just after it had been ejected and learned that not everything is like the .22LR rounds from summer camp.

>>33450071
Fuck op, why do you have to be so young, I hope some stupid kid reminiscing about Black Ops 8 gives you this feel ten years from now.

As for stupid shit
>be 7
>dad lets me shoot his sks
>casing burns nail somehow and I cry
>see it fall on ground
>am dumb and curious
>pick it up to investigate
>get burned some more

>be 8
>uncle is moving out of state
>find long bow in basement ask if I can have it, yes says yes
>few days later cousin comes to visit, parents and relatives are mingling
>decide to take my little brother and cousin out back with long bow and the single arrow I had (no tip)
>I somehow manage to string the bow
>being so young and the bow being nearly as tall as me so my draw is shit, can only shoot the arrow about 30 yards
>get bright idea
"hey bro catch!"
>fire arrow straight in the air a few times manage to catch it before it hit the ground
>fire last time in the air brother yells he's got it
>arrow lands an inch away from his foot, goes about 3 inches in the ground
>Oh shit.jpeg
>brother begins to scream, says he's going to tell mom for nearly killing him
>knock the wind out of him, run inside and hide the bow.

>>33451923
The brass didn't like him, so they cut him.

>>33450071
>be 12
>be cuckifornian
>go out shooting in the middle of the desert
>handed a .22lr pistol
>fire it once
>break down crying due to conditioning of public school system that punished me for drawing snake eyes with an Uzi

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>>33450071
>be me and my best friend, both 7-8 yrs old
>navy housing outside of pearl harbor base
>very ghetto-ish
>digging through exposed pvc pipe cause bored
>find rusty .38 snubby
>think it's a toy or replica
>I'm fingerfucking the shit out of it
>ND
>shoot out Windows to an abandoned truck nearby
>I remember to wipe prints before we run away
>No cops
>nobody found out
Always thought it was odd nobody gave a shit.

>>33453376
Second story
>be 15
>several friends get together to cause mischief
>after shooting a few bottle rockets at people's doors and lighting fire crackers off in mail boxes one of my friends pulls out some tin foil and drain cleaner
> intrigued I ask what that's for
>we walk to a McDonald's parking lot, pours out half the drain cleaner puts the foil in it
>still have no idea what the fuck he's doing
>the gang just sits there loitering, someone from school recognizes us, start cat calling back and forth
>friend that placed the drain cleaner says we should go
>we start walking
>the kid from school starts walking towards us
>stops with the bottle about 10 feet away from him
>ask my friend just what the fuck is going on, he smirks
>suddenly bang!
>the kid from school screams as a small cloud rises from the now shredded drain cleaner bottle
>we bolt laughing our asses off
>we get home and the tin foil gives me an idea
>take out a roll of plastic wrap
>tell the guys to follow me
>get to a poorly lit road
>Wrap plastic wrap to a telephone pole, then run across the street to a road sign
>friend begin to kek like retarded seals
>sit and wait, we hear a vehicle approach
>adrenaline rushing waiting for maximum keks
>it's a fucking motorcycle
>begin to run to the intersection
>biker turns to crossing Street doesn't even notice what happened
>few minutes later lifter pick up drive through it
>air fills with tires squeeling like it's deliverance
>guy gets out of the truck yelling he's going to kill us
>call him a faggot he starts running at me
>throw a fire cracker at him
>it goes off, he falls on the pavement
Good night

>>33453452
We went back the Next day and couldn't find it, by the by.

>>33453452
What neighborhood?I lived in Mcgrew point for 2 years.

>>33453530
Never heard of Mcgrew. We were at a neighborhood near Hale-Moku. Near the giant NEX.
It's Been years since I thought of the old neighborhood.

>>33451629
Sure you can check out any time you like but you can never leave

>>33451637
>get out of mah property
>no

Castle doctrine? if so, you were in the right.

>>33452210
Underrated post

>be me about 8 years old
>dad takes me to the range to shoot for one of my first times
>enter .22 lr rifle with autistic bottom ejection port
>fire a few rounds at a target
>spent casing goes down my tucked-in shirt
>tfw much pain ensues
>leap up trying to get it out, somehow manages to get into my underwear
>more pain
>dad laughed more than he probably should have mom freaked out (classic)

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>>33453787
>22 lr rifle with autistic bottom ejection port
Did it look like this...?

>>33450891
>>33451231
Top kek

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>>33450688
halo 3 is 10 years old

>>33453814
yeah it was a browning with that crazy loading through the butt deal that never made much sense to me

>>33450630
I must have broken ten of these pieces of shit. Flimsy fucking chinese plastic.

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>>33451579
Christ almighty

Time flies

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>>33451923
They pretty much wanted some juicy reality TV shit for him to do and he said no.

>>33453825
Holy fuck what?

Didn't that only come out like a year or two ago?

> select stop signs
> selects cars
> still completes

Is capatcha broken as fuck?

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>>33450071
>Be 8
>Me, brother and friend have Salerno rifles like pic related, but with bipod
>wait for darkness to fall
>suit up with rifle and SpyGear night idiom toy
>go to den (massive hollowed out Rhododendron bush with multiple peep holes to snipe from
>set up two shooting positions, tonight's target, Fat Garry across the road
>Target arrives, curtains open and is watching TV, his cat led down on the couch top.
>As brother spots, me and my friend fire the laser rifles at the wall behind the cat
>WhatsApps ducat.mp3
> Cat follows laser on wall watching where it will go
>Move lasers on the fat Garry's head
>Hilarity ensues

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>>33454069

Never underestimate the power of weaponized feline

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>1999 was a thousand years ago

>black ops 1
>13 years old

This board is for single virgin 25+ only.

>>33453984
the captcha is interesting and doesnt work how most think. "click the cars" but its not really measuring which pictures of cars you clicked. it measures some obscure things like 'time in-between clicks', how quickly you re-attempt a fail, etc.

most captchas i dont even read what its asking anymore, i just provide the data/clicks to make it think im not a robot

[spoiler]but i am[/spoiler]

>>33450071
Happened yesterday?

>>33454069
WhatsUpPussyCat.mp3*

I will never listen to Tom Jones in the same way now

Friendly reminder that we are closer to 2030 than 2000.

>>33451002
Ya know Phil. Most people don't like you, but I think you are an ok guy.

I wont ever be nice to you again though.

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>>3345007

My first raifu as a teen was a lee enfield mkIII

I got rid of the beautiful stock and tacticooled it

I disgraced the soldier or soldiers that carried that weapon

ended up selling it to a navajo for a couple hundred

God damnit

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>>33451231

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>be 10
>curious retard
>wonder what would happen if I put a bent metal clip inside an electrical faucet
>Learn what happens
>tons of sparks, my arm flying back before I could get electrocuted and the electricity of the house gone
>[spoiler]mfw I still don't regret it[/spoiler]

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>>33450071
> wanted airsoft gun
> New York so real hard to get
> drive to jersey just to get a pump rifle (11 years old and to poor for CO)
> play outside with it
> police officer comes by
> sees gun
> slowly walks out of car thinking it's real ( no orange tip)
> almost shit myself when I thought about how much trouble I was in
> run away ( he still thinks it's real)
> hide as he talks to my parents
> they tell him it's fake
> get it confiscated
Sucks man

>>33453787
>>33453814
>Browning Takedown is autistic

Kill yourself.
I take mine to the range and out shoot AR ninjas all the time.
Dad bought me that gun when he found out I was going to be a boy.

>>33451231
A worthy sacrifice for science.

>>33454562
You sound like an autist

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>>33455080
says namefag on an anonymos vietmanise chinese cartoon imageboard

>>33452326
How would you feel if some faggot came to your nest and filled you with birshot while fucking?

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>be me
>be 8th grade
>have retarded monkey looking friend with huge ears, as well as his younger brother(two year difference)
>fucking around in the forrest n shit,
>walking over barkless-log that was probably slippery as my dick junior year when I lay virginity
>friend is further in forrest, but his brother us with me, as well as his bb gun
>say to brother "I bet you can't dent that log"
Do note that I didn't say shoot it.
>he shoots
>he scores!
>bb lodged under his eye, have to go to his house for his dad to remove it
>hes assmad at me saying I said to shoot it
>I did not :>)
>last time I hung out with the brother, he's retarded

That was in 2010, now something like last year I believe. That brother (who looked like a hipster faggot" died at the beach from building a sand grave and it collapsed on him.

>hmmmmm

>pic related is comfy battle puppers

>be about 12
>a year older cousin has cheap airshit manual Vz. 61
> annoying as fuck 6yo younger cousin always bumbling about¨
>playing around with said airshit Skorpion with older cousin
>younger cousin overturns a chair¨
>smacks me right across the back
>be mad
>take airshit Skorpion, take mag off, rack, aim into the ground, pull trigger, rack again
>aim at screeching cousinshit, aim at his forhead
>tell him to fuck off
>he screeches more and throws some lego at me
>pull trigger
>somehow, BB got stuck in cheapshit airsoft Skorpion even though I racked with no mag in and shot after.
>BB is now launched straight between his eyes, leaves a red mark
>all three of us freeze for a few seconds
>6yo cousin begins to cry and runs off for his father
>uncle is still mad at me, 10 years later
>fucking ashamed of myself for years

And that, anons, is why I learned trigger discipline and pratice it even on large wrenches, hammers and that stuff, and never point a weapon at something I don't want to hurt, ever.

>at unsupervised outdoor gun range "club"
>pavilions with concrete shooting tables
>young teen, have 10/22 with a scope
>large club, usually dont have to share ranges
>busy day and have to share range with another guy
>cant just run up and down range a whole bunch willy nilly since we have to be courteous and safe with a stranger also on range
>guy was taking a long time
>this was back in like 2003 when thunderbolts cost 79 cents a box, so I just peppered my target till there was not much left
>decide to throw the empty box on the ground 10 feet in front of me since target was trashed but the range was not clear

>resting on table, look through scope, pull trigger, hear a loud and awful noise

I shot the end of the concrete table, I couldnt see through the scope I was pointing directly at it.
And it just so happens that the person that was on the range with us and saw it was a board official.
Nobody really said anything but gave really bad looks.

Shortly after It was posted in the newsletter, and eventually real signs posted that ranges with tables and berms will have above ground targets only.

Not a lot of other stupid /k/ stuff done as a kid. I never wanted airsoft or bb guns, I owned real guns and lived 10 minutes from a free for all gun club.
I guess I used to buy dollar store pocket knifes the tried to throw them against trees like a throwing knife.

>dad give me an air rifle for my 16th
>point it straight at his head

this is what happens when you shelter your kids.

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>>33455278
>be ~12
>late 90s
>get brass eagle talon from dad for Christmas
>really excited to shoot because parents divorced and was past time with dad
>me and little bro go to back of grandpa's garage where woodpile is
>shoot paintballs into air and try to catch with shirt
>after a while, convince little bro to take turns shooting each other
>i get the first shot as older brother
>little bro is scared
>give him old sheet from garage to wrap around body for protection
>he runs back and forth between two trees
>take aim at brother
>fire
>paintball nails him right in the gut
>his first reaction is to attack me
>i drop paintball gun and run for nearest cover
>grandpa's RV
>get inside and lock doors
>younger brother is walking around RV threatening me
>refuse to come out of RV
>stay in hiding for at least three hours
>sun is going down
>sneak out of RV
>sneak around garage to house
>sneak inside house through my window
>little bro is playing on SNES
>he has a bruise but he is tough
>pic related

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>>33451765
>>33451649
>>33452038
>>33452062
>>33453614
>Been on 4chan since 2005
>Literally 10 years

Hello darkness my old friend.
There can't be too many of us left, people that have been here for the long haul?

I wonder how many times we've replied to each other over the years, how many arguments we've had that we'll never remember.

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>>33455471
Fuck.
It's 12 years now.

>>33455471
I started in early 07, its a terrible feeling

>>33450855
First aname airs often injury and now third degree Burns? Poor op just can't win

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>>33455457
>1 year later
>dad gets me compound bow for christmas
>only have the one bow and three target arrows
>brother and i shooting at grandpa's woodpile
>hear our shitty neighbor kid Herbie on his new toy
>Herbie got a quad for Christmas
>brother and i wander down to road where he is
>herbie keeps making short loops down his driveway
>turns around in road
>goes back up to house
>repeat
>meanwhile, each time he passes, we shoot arrow over his driveway
>continues for 15 minutes
>Herbie is pissed at us
>he tries to run over brother with quad
>shoot an arrow really close to him
>Herbie's cunt mom saw it all
>screams at us she is calling the cops
>oh shit
>by the time we make it home, sheriff is already there
>explains to us that bow and arrow is considered a firearm
>explains that we were discharging a firearm within so many yards of a road
>explains that he has authority to take us to juvie
>brother and i start crying
>sheriff tells grandpa he will let us off with warning
>sheriff leaves
>grandpa takes bow and arrows away from us
>never gave back
>years later, after he passes, find bow and arrows in grandpa's house
>pic related

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>>33455471
>>33455481
>>33455497

September 2007 reporting in. Pic related, my first /k/ image i've saved.

>>33452627
you sound like a huge faggot. Anybody that antagonizes people like that FOR TEH LULZ HAHA CHILL BRO ITS JUST A PRANK need to have the shit kicked out of them.

>be 17.
>messing around with friends in the hills close to a closed military outpost.
>bored.
>we get the brilliant idea of making a bigfoot/ manbearpig thing with aluminum jumbo cans and other stuff.
>looks really cool.
> i get the stupid idea of : "hey we should wait till night and trow it at passing cars for shit and jiggles."
>we do it.
>it took us two hours of hard redneck thinking of how we are going to do it without getting caught.
>we came up with some old mountain equipment my dad had, and created something macgiver would be proud of.
>finaly the man of iron/ bigfoot was ready and tied with a rope so we could launch it and have fun.
>first 3 nights was chaos for late night drivers and truckers.
>we nearly shat ourselves from laughing.
>i admit i peed myself a little.
>we decided that the fourth night was it and no more.
>that night nothing happened, or that was what we tought.
>it was like 4 am and everyone was sleepy.
>hear truck rumbling uphill.
>kick the others cause fun is here.
>get ready and pull bigfoot.
>we hear heavy breaking, and a crash.
>hear mad yelling.
>we made a truck full of infantry crash.
>they panicked, we panicked.
>panicked soldiers started firing everywhere thinking it was an ambush by commie guerrilas.
>ran fast downhill.
>fell.
> fucking hand got fingers in an angle that should not be.
>went back home with friends.
>we never talked about it with no one.


turns out the base was getting operational again
and at the time my country just suffered some months ago a coupe de etat.
my hand still hurts a bit.

>>33454418
we used to stick gum wrappers in the outlets in jr high

>>33452627
You're a fag

>>33451735
You just can't kill the beast..


I love you guys

>>33454418
The fuck is an electrical faucet?

>>33453691
>I don't know what a castle doctrine is

>>33452043

I got in trouble for something similar as a kid, took the suckers off so I had a wooden stick and sharpened it, then fired it down the garden.

Ended up "killing" a cheap garden gnome at the end of my grandma's garden, got him right in the head. Subsequently lost bow privileges.

Fast forward a few years, I had this crappy airsoft 1911 that came with "paintballs", which were basically just paint filled BB's, used to shoot at the trees in my garden to "paint" them.

Except this time, I aimed too high and nailed a pigeon right in the side. It survived, but it was blue for a while. My parents saw it, put 2 + 2 together and got rightfully pissed.

And then the piece of shit gun ended up breaking anyway, after one of the paintballs popped in the chamber and gooped up the insides.

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>>33450071
Think the most fucked up, insane thing I ever made as a teenager (aside from a bolt thrower and home made TNT) was the flamethrower

>Propane torch
>old insecticide pump pack
>2 valves to regulate pressure into the pump pack and the other into the torch
>Filled with petrol

It was quite effective out to about 20-25ft or close to 10m, however there was also a lot of junk in the whole assembly which started to deteriorate while I was hosing down a stony creek bed.
Rather than risk the whole thing cooking off and giving me horrific burns, I ditched it and watched the small mushroom cloud of fire and black smoke from a safer distance. In hindsight, I was probably about 20 seconds away from turning into a crispy critter.

>>33455080
You sound like someone who can't shoot.
And I know you are trolling, I still think you can't shoot.

>>33450071
Shot out basement sliding glass door with .22

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>be 12
> live on hoosier farm with all sorts of old shit
>find my great grandad's chemical supplies
>find great grandads fireworks he brought back from ww2
>invite friend
>Decide we will make an explosive device and use it for our airshit fun
>first explosion worked fine
>second explosion shot paint thinner or some industrial grade shit into friends eyes
>try to stop the third
>pick it up to throw it
>AllahuAkbar.gif
>get shrapnel in right thigh,arm and gut
> grandpa comes out
>VietnamFlashBack.jpg
>friend is fine after we wash out his eyes
>cries like a bitch and goes home
>I pull shrapnel and small nails out of my legs and get lectured
that's how I lost my airsoft and firearm privileges for a year

>>33452291
The dooty, more like

>>33454328
I am okay with this.
To the future, lads!!!


t. 20 year old LooKing at a minimum of 15 years before judgeship

>>33451629
Im on the bus and that song is playing right as I read this. I didn't come here to be spooped.

>>33450071
>spotlighting drunk with ar's with friends, in the back of a pickup driven by a drunk friend.
We were not bright.

>>33450071
>be 10
>dad gets me a (iirc) remington nylon 66
>loved that fucking gun
>shot targets
>shot the dirt
>shot cans
>shot near my feet
>shot branches held in my hand off a tree
>didn't realize until later those branches shot off were close to my uncle's house next door
>accidentally shot towards my uncle's house
>don't hear anything about it immediately
>later find out he grows super paranoid, thinking people are trying to kill him
>blames his exwife, hiring "random truckers" to try and kill him, and my dad
>he starts a feud with dad, burns our mail box and other shit
>uncle goes super-/k/ and gets loads of gear+weapons
>dad and uncle both die ~10 years ago due to heart attacks, so i don't even get to tell them

>>33450656
>pour lighter fluid on a katana blade, ignite it, and then swing it around yelling attack names and shit.

FUCK YES

my friends and I did this too, except we used gasoline instead of lighter fluid, and we'd cut fruit in half out of the air instead of yelling things

another fun thing: roman candle wars. My friend i was shooting roman candles at got me right in the chest, and left a nice-sized sulfur burn in the black tshirt i had on

>>33450071
>fat macedonian friend playing guitar hero shirtless infront of us
>hue BR friend grabs loaded 1 shot airsoft rifle
>was unweildy but it's shots were powerful as all fuck
>BR friend decides to shoot maceedonian friend in the back for some reason
>he keels over, crying, his macedonian family members come rushing over
>ADHD BR friend cries and apologizes profusely
>Macedonian grandmother calls him a "sheep-tar"
>Everyone else laughs hysterically at the /int/ shitshow before us
>Years go by before i realize what sheeptar means

living in a diverse area can be pretty funny as a kid.

>>33450071
>13
>black ops
Fuck I feel old now with such young bloods on this board.

>>33455237
>People in grade 8 in 2010 are 21 now

>>33455515
>First aname airs often injury

>>33450656
I did that with my hunting knife and nearly burned my house down...twice

>>33451735
>Implying you can just kill the beast

It's obvious you aren't from around here.

>>33450071
I did airshit until I turned 18. I'm so, so sorry.

>>33452198
You don't have to discipline him. You DO have to explain how and why it can go wrong, complete with gory pics. Then you show him how to do it safely.

>>33452225
The first 3 laws of thermodynamics, as explained by Heinlein.

>>33458007
How am I supposed to show a child how to safely destroy screens

>>33458022
Ginsberg's theorem

>>33458040
Make him pay for new ones out of his allowance money. Actually count the goddam money right out in front him every week, and then it goes into the screen jar. And only when there's enough to pay for the screens does he get allowance again.

>>33452210
used my dads drumsticks because well because i was 7 but not daft

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>>33450071
Messing around with acid and chemicals with little precautions when I was younger, almost blinded myself with concentrated Hydrogen Peroxide because I was not wearing goggles
;_;

instead of splashing the 30%+ hydrogen peroxide in my eye I splashed the 3% which was in an unmarked bottle right next to the 30%. I LOVE MY SPECIAL EYES

>>33455471
'06 reportin'
kill me

>>33458040
Savagely beat him while laughing uncontrollably.
Something will be learned...

>>33453475
I've got a similar story to this
>be 15
>friends and I go to intersections with stop signs at night, lay duct tape sticky side up over painted lines, when cars go over it it bunches up and sounds like a flat tire
>get a pizza guy, we laugh like faggots as he pulls over to inspect his car, can't find problem, keeps driving
>get a lifted truck, laugh like faggots as he pulls over and pulls the tape off his tire, shouts into the night at us to grow up
>last bit of duct tape, one more for the night
>we get a brand new escalade, oh boy i bet it's a soccer mom, disgunbgood
>it bunches up and the car screeches to a halt, door busts open and mexican gangbanger with a pistol in his hand gets out shouting that he's gonna fucking bury us
>no giggling this time, we are dead quiet lying in some strangers bushes hoping he doesn't find us
>shitting bricks as we hear him pull the tape off and speed away

>went out and did it the next weekend when we found more duct tape

>>33451231
Lol

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>>33451176
>comfort gun
y tho

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>>33451424
Ground control to major Tom

>>33451735
I thought we decided it was white ash

>>33458735
>Used to do something similar, but with snails, making them race across the street to see who survives.
>Did the same with dead mice to see who had the best explosion.

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>>33451231
RIP in pieces Rocket Lizard.

>>33455578
You crazy turks

>>33457698
What does sheeptar mean?

>>33450071
Supersoaker flamethrower.
Worked awesomely for 10 seconds then caught fire from the leaks inside it. Saftey plan was to jump in pool if on fire.

>be britbong
>have air rifle
>host house party
>lass is getting with me were making out on the bed and shit
>im tactically shitfaced at this point
>realise air rifle is also in bed
>kick lass out of bed
>make out with air rifle
she's a damn good kisser I'll give her that
also found out that night I'm a better shot drunk than I am sober

at the same party
>be tactically drunk
>the more shitfaced I get the more I try copy things I saw on here
>get an Idea
>grab zip ties and some old tops
>start going up behind people who are drunk and dragging them out back
>zip tie hands and feet
>blindfold them
I got to 5 people before anyone noticed anyone was missing

>>33450071
>summer camp as a kid
>they have a rifle range, .22s
>10 rounds, range cold, get target, repeat
>been a regular there for the few years i've gone
>RO tells us to load up
>load, take aim, fire
>RO yells cease fire
>silence
>he lets range go hot
>shoot the rest, we get our targets
>leave
haven't held a gun since

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>>33453428
Shit was that the Sigma 6 one? I had it and my mom threw the little Uzi away in spite or some shit since she's anti gun to a dumbass degree. Cuckifornia for life.

At least my dad is sane (former army ranger, now cop) and started me shooting when I was like 11. Fuck this state's gun laws so much.

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>>33455521
>bow and arrow is considered a firearm

>>33459213
Albanian.

>>33459606
Probably britbong.
Everything is a deadly firearm weapon there.

>>33451311
I did this too, and wanted to see if anyone else caught that. Fuck I feel old now

>>33459827
Bows and crossbows are actually essentially unregulated in the UK, weirdly enough

Set off a pile of black powder Looney Toons style, with a trail of powder leading to the mound. I thought it would go really slow, but it zipped to the pile and exploded as soon as we touched flame to it.

Doesn't sound that bad, but we did it indoors, from my friend's brother's room across the hall into my friend's room. Filled the entire room with THICK smoke instantly. We shut the door and left it there until my friend came back, and he was enveloped by smoke as soon as he opened his door.

Good times.

>>33459213
Its like nigger but for albanians

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>>33460073
Oooohhhhh...

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Spend all the money I was making on guns instead of saving for trade school.

>>33458456
s-same

>>33459986
>we did it indoors
What the fuck? Even kid me was smarter than that.

When I was 12 I discovered chemistry, and it was all downhill from there.

>friends playing airshit at my place
>good times
>decide smoke grenades are required
>initial testing with sugar and stump remover
>breddy gud
>decide to begin production in garage
>mix 3kg of smoke mix and set on gas stove to melt
>prepare coke cans to receive mix
>friend checks consistency with spoon
>mix sticks to spoon as he pulls it away
>stringy piece touches gas stove flame
>poof
>WHOOOOOOOOSH
>whole pot goes up
>6' jet of flame scorches ceiling
>smoke pours from garage into house then onto street
>entire house is literally full of smoke, can't see 3 feet
>3 foot burn mark on the ceiling
>sugar fuckin stinks

We made heaps of those smoke grenades, each has a little fuse mechanism with matches and shit so you could pull the pin and they would go off.

>Be 10
>Play cap guns with friends
>Mostly capture the flag style or quick matches
>Weekends were different
>Put on what little camo clothing we had
>Hide in woods and bushes for hours actually stalking each other trying to be tier one oper8ors
>Get caught by one friend
>He decides to take me prisoner
>We make prison jokes and I sit their on my knees with my hands behind my head
>Others are way off in another part of the woods
>Get bored
>Awkward questions arise about each others' night time habits
>One thing leads to another
>I suck his dick with a cheap plastic cap gun pointed at my head
>He dry orgasms in my mouth
>Never speak of it again

Such is life as a POW

>>33460778
hot

>be 7
>addicted to metal gear solid
>parents are kind enough to deal with my autism
>dress up in a mix of kids police uniforms
>make a bandana with old warning tape
>fuck around with friends, pretend i'm a god at cqc
>realize i can make this even better if i had a gun to kill FOX soldiers with
>one day my dad leaves his gun on the table
>take gun, smart enough to check if everything is cleared, gun is empty
>pretend to shoot friends, neighbor calls
>be in the woods, about to find Rex
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" dad roars with the anger of a thousand fucking suns
>my ass was red and sore for weeks on end
>never got to play another metal gear game until i was at least 16

>>33451002
You are my favorite tripfag

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I did not do but i was there
>be 14
>be on bus
>listening to music minding by business
>See black kid with CO2 canister
>remember the shop teacher retired last week
>forget about it
5 minutes later
>see water bottle
>see steam rising from waterbottle
>retard decides to put cap back on
>oshit.jpeg
>nothing happens surprisingly
>whoa.png
another 5 minutes later
>see same kid with same CO2 canister
>has compass (pic related)
>stabs seal on canister
>it flies to the front of the bus and cracks the windshield
>approach high school (bus stopped at 2 schools)
>school cop gets on bus
>tries to find CO2 canister
>cant find it
>calls more people
>rainbowsixsiege?
>finds CO2 cartrige
>kid gets arrested
Fin.

>>33460553
>>>33459986 (You)
>>we did it indoors
>What the fuck? Even kid me was smarter than that.

I thought I was too. I honestly forgot about it for a long time, and then later couldn't imagine how we came to doing it inside.

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>be me
>14 year old dumbass
>im talking foil in microwave for entertainment retarded
>get into all sorts of cannons and shit
>decide fuck it, build potato cannon
>not just any cannon will do, this must be the gustav of tater shooters
>next day, went to home depot and bought a fuckton of pvc pipes, then off to Walmart for hairspray
>after hours f building with help of my uncle, this behemoth is finally ready
>use two cans of hairspray to line the barrel (i thought 1 wouldnt be enough)
>also added gun powder from a firework
>the time has come, the cannon is ready
>i lift it up onto my shoulder (about 20lbs)
>load two potato because why the fuck not
>the second i hit the trigger, time seemed to have stop
>next thing i know, im face down on the ground, cut on my forehead bleeding a bit
>also can't hear
>i stand up and look at the cannon
>front end its perfectly fine, ass end looks like it got out of a prison shower
>turns out that two potatoes jammed it, and the farthest one back fired out the back due to pressure
>walk around my yard looking for the potato, can't seem to find it
>then, i hear whimpering
>ohfuckmylife.pdf
>i found the potato, scattered into bits, on what was left of a fox
>mfw the backfire potato ripped a fox in half

after that, i wasn't allowed to build anymore cannons

>be like, fucking 9
>older brother comes to visit
>older brother's a fucking dumbass
>so am I
>older brother shits around, ends up finding some 12guage shells in my father's hunting vest he had hanging up somewhere
>dumbshit decides that it would be totally awesome to blow them up
>think it's a bad idea, agree anyways because 9
>take them outside into the woods with a lighter
>dumbshit gets down, puts the shells on the ground and lights one up
>wait a few seconds
>BLAM
>freak out, realize that the shell's still on fire
>so are the leaves and pinestraw around the shells
>run out to the toolsheds panicing, shovel some dirt, bring it back, fire out
>dumbshit is just sitting there laughing his ass off while the ground was burning
>both decide to go back inside and call it a day, never even questioned about it by parents

Looking back, neither him nor me should be alive, really. Jesus christ, kids are fucking stupid.

>>33460950
reminds me of backblast clear potato cannon anon who turned birds into mincemeat with some gravel

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>>33460950
Holy fuck.

>project in 8th grade almost a decade ago
>have to make rockets
>get put in group with insufferable religious fundamentalist asshole
>(I'm an insufferable atheist edgelord with a pretentious fetish for all things European at the time, so it's not like I was any better, honestly)
>whatever, okay
>everybody else is making shitty rockets out of 2 liter soda bottles, mostly propelled by diet Coke/mentos and compressed air from either a bike pump or home air compressor
>fundie guy has the idea to use CO2 cartridges from airsoft guns
>go to his house
>his family are weird as fuck
>his mom makes us microwave pizza rolls
>we go to Walmart and get a piece of plywood, a 1/2 inch PVC pipe, and some CO2 canisters
>duct tape the pipe vertically to the plywood and hammer a nail through the bottom like a firing pin
>drop the CO2 cartridge like a mortar shell
>doesn't go off
>hold the CO2 cartridge at the top of the pipe and hit it with a hammer
>goes flying into the trees and disappears
>we find it in a gutter the next block over
>decide to test it again, because we're fucking stupid 8th graders
>can't find the cartridge
>go to school on the day of the rocket launches for the science class
>most people's rockets barely work
>diet coke and mentos spilled all over the field
>kids from the rich side of town have a homemade styrofoam rocket and an air compressor and it's cool as shit
>we go up
>as soon as we take out the CO2 canisters, the teacher realizes we have made a device that could potentially kill
>she stops us too late
>the CO2 canister goes flying into the air
>the sky is a cloudless blue and we had polished this canister up to look nice and shiny for the launch
>see it glimmering as it flies out of sight
>janister shepherds everybody under the shitty awnings that cover the walkway by the field
>fundie kid and I lock eyes because we both know that the canister would punch through that awning
>never see it come down, so it probably is still in that field
I was a dumb kid.

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>>33450581
Its been a rough couple of days, I needed that image.

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>>33450071
OH BOY WHERE DO I START?

>Be at gun range
>At final stage 10m
>We grab rifles and walk back
>I grab the rifle (barrel pointing downrange) and do a 180
>Barrel sweep entire range
>RSO grabs my gun and slaps me upside the head
>whatever, I was the 2nd best marksman out of 50 so the RSO had to buy me icecream

>Be at Airshow down in Arizona.
>F-16 with dope ass pilot standing beside cockpit on the rollerladder
>Line up to go and talk to him
>Finally get up there, mumble
>Asks me what I said
>"So is this thing still in service"
>Can see his eyes widen behind is aviator glasses
>We both smile for my dads camera
>Walk down the ladder
>Half-way through the day realize what I fucking said

>Fishing with friends
>I get the Red Rider BB gun for perimeter security
>Friends aren't catching anything
>I try
>Get a huge fucking pike on my first try
>Beat it to death with the Red Rider buttstock

I think I got more if there is interest.

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>>33461182
>bb gun
>beats the fish with it

>>33450091
>13 years old in 2010
(when black ops came out)
>Mom beats him with a belt

>be 10ish?
>have co2 revolver
>think it is good idea to shoot it at a curtain inside to see it get caught in it
>blows a hole through the curtain and window
I didn't have much common sense as a kid

>>33455471
Somewhere around 03-04

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>>33459326
Jesus christ

>>33450071
When I was about 13 I convinced my mom to buy me black powder for "smoke bombs". Had lots of experience making dry ice bombs like a lil terrorist, but black powder made bottles go boom a lot louder. Kept the bottle of powder for years. When I was a freshman in high school I started lacrosse, and after a while I got a super fucking autistic idea.

I took a lacrosse stick and made a cannon. Took the butt cap and putt it on the other end where there is a screw hole for mounting the head on the stick. Wrapped the end in a ton of gorrila tape, then punched a hole through the tape over the screwhole so a piece of fuse could be inserted. Pour in a half cap of powder, insert fuse, use a rod to pack down a piece of toilet paper, then pun in whatever you want to shoot. Not nearly as loud as a gunshot, but still pretty loud. I would shoot rocks at my garbage can or launch them over houses towards the mountain side near my house. All of this was inside a tightly packed residential town. Stopped using it in town after it fell off the box I was using as a stand and shot a rock that dented my sisters car pretty badly

>>33461134
Holy kek I'm imagining like everyone just huddled underneath the awning. Some praying, some crying, everyone wanting to be spared.

Then you hear a whistle as the Improvised Ordinance picks up speed toward the ground

People start to openly pray. Some are holding hands. The noise gets louder.

Those who weren't crying are stifling their wimpers. Those who believe in a higher power are openly calling their prophets name. The whine of the ordinance grows louder.

Everyone is crying now. People are shifting around trying to guess where the ordinance will land. Those cries turn to screams but the whine of the incoming drowns them out.

The scene is essentially silent. The screams of the incoming overwhelm the screams of the damned. These young children now understand the fear that was in their great grandfathers voices as they screamed for God to spare their lives, pleading with him that they were too young to die. The awning distorts the sound of the incoming leaving those underneath to guess where it might land. The dark colours hide the shadows of anything above them. Those who live will no longer be alive. They will be shells of the former people who inhabited them. They may grow up, find a lover, raise some children of their own. But they will never be able to answer the question that will plague them for life. "Why wasn't it me?"

War is hell.

>>33461244
I didn't want to ruin the meat.

>>33460778
did that result in the purchase of dragon dildos, or nagant bolt in your pooper?

Back in Germanyland when I could by decent fireworks for new years I'd make a muzzle loader from pipes or whatever metal tubes.
Close bottom off, drop in lit firecracker, about the size of two stacked aa batteries, and fire.
Began dropping in projectiles later. Launched a aa battery hard enough to dent the shit ouf a Shoved in one of those 152bb packets from Daisy once. Bulged the tube and shredded the fuck out of blackberry vine bush. Shit was cash

>>33461513
*dent the shit out of a steel door.

>>33459213
Shiptar is for Albanian

Not technically weapons related, but does involve some improvised explosives.

>be about 11 or 12
>dicking around with neighbor kids
>we always go to our one friend's house because his parents are never around, just his grandma, who is borderline deaf
>we put hydrochloric acid and tin foil in plastic bottles and seal the lid to create basic bombs
>friend's grandma never notices
>have a bonfire one night
>toss a half used can of Axe spray in there just to see what happens
>it explodes, of course
>fire everywhere
>everyone gets the eeeeeeeee
>surprisingly no one is hurt
>grandma comes out to investigate
>manage to convince her everything is okay

Frankly, I'm amazed the neighbors never called the cops.

Alright, I just found something while looking in my garage that reminded me of a story of the time I electrocuted my teacher at a science fair.
It was a total accident.
Same guy as Rocket Lizard.

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>>33462008
>Be me.
>6th grade science fair, tell dad I want to do electricity because he worked for Radioshack at the time and I loved to tinker with electronics.
>He gets an idea.
>You know that rule of how parents are not allowed to help the kids with science and shit?
>Nobody follows those fucking rules.
>Dad showed up with a Jacobs Ladder we made the project board and marveled at the raw energy this fucker made.
>Come fair day, volcanoes, kids with battery experiments.
>Come in, hook everything up.
>Perfect wood box, plastic cover for the leads.
>Sounds like a taser in the room.
>The cover comes off easy because the leads can get hot and the spark won't catch.
>The teacher comes over, I explain electricity, etc, and the arc stops.
>No prob, dad showed me how to deal with this I just have to-
>The teacher is taking the cover off the leads, and before I can stop him, he grabs them.
>Leads were attached to pic related.
>He must have flown six feet.
>The leads are now really bent.
Public schools are fun.

>>33462224
>retarded shit /k/ did
Nah man your teacher was competing in the Darwin awards.

>>33461182
>so is this thing still in service
>Half-way through the day realize what I fucking said
Can i get an explanation?

>>33451629
BUT YOU CAN NEVA LEAAAAVE

>>33450071
>but doesn't have to be.

it kind of does

>>33451637
>Not becoming best friends after getting into a fight with them

This is how I know your story is some fake-ass bullshit.

>>33462287
It was retarded because I probably should have not brought a Jacobs Ladder to school.

>>33452210
Is /k/ the only board that can possibly be more gay than /fit/?

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>buy shit loads of smoke bombs
>Me and friends lock ourselves in our garage
>have the bright idea to light all the smoke bombs
>All doors and windows are closed
>It's a gas chamber
>Gas ourselves like fucking idiots

>>33452341
Why did you add an indent after every > in your greentext story except for the first one?

>>33452627
That IS pretty faggoty.

>Play airshit (yeah, whatever, sue me)
>The refs keep shooting some other loner ref in the legs every now and then, randomly
>People think it's a dick move
>Multiple people tell them to stop
>Shoot him again in the legs "as a prank bro lelelel"
>He finally flips out and unloads on them with his airsoft gun
>Admirable, trying to take a stand for yourself, but not so wise when it's 5 shitty refs against 1
>He gets shot the fuck up and parts of him are bleeding
>Giant shit show when the owner of the field finds out
>Place closes down for half a year because fired all those asshole refs, and they were the only employees for the whole damn place
>Loner ref was rehired, and now he's the head ref

Occasionally see the asshole refs every now and then and make sure to light them up far more than necessary, just out of spite for them being massive faggots to that one guy (for some reason, they weren't banned from coming back to play).

Seriously, the way people like you behave is textbook anti-social personality disorder. You don't know how you're supposed to act around other people, and when it backfires on you socially, you go "HURR DURR, DOESN'T EVEN HURT STOP BITCHING". Literally nigger-tier behavior.

Would of jumped in with your friend and beat your ass. Probably would have stolen your wallet for good measure too.

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>>33451231

>>33455471
>>33455481
>>33455570
Fucking newfags

>>33453452
>>33453567
Fuuuuuuuuuuuug, you 808? Born and raised on Oahu, my negro. Finding Hawaii-fags on 4chan is about as rare as finding a Kiribati flag on /int/; next to impossible.

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>>33452561

>Got a nice wooden longbow with alu arrows for 10th birthday
>Was fucking around just shooting it at random stuff
>Get the bright idea to shoot it straight in the air
>Figured it would look cool to see the arrow arc and stick itself in the ground
>Lean back and shoot
>It's high noon
>Blinded by sun
>Oh shit im dead
>Frozen by fear, blinded by sun
>Hear a faint "Shhhhhhhh thuck"
>Arrow landed and stuck in the ground 6 inches from my foot
>Never did it again

Also one time i shot through my neighbours wooden barn nearly hitting a cow

>>33462491
used to do that in a '90s jetta
made lots of scorch marks on my buddies carpet and seats

>>33451231
>using a weed nose
>not slowly creeping up on them until you're close enough to grab em

Good story though

>be ~17
>down in field getting drunk with friends
>find my old airgun
>everybody shooting cans
>I'm nailing every shot
>everybody gets drunker
>friend starts holding cans in hand and having me shoot them
>getting ballsy he starts putting cans on top of his head
>only like 30 feet away so not difficult shots
>other friend holds a bottle cap between his 2 fingers
>"The whole sight covers it I can't even aim at it"
>"just fucking do it"
>I shoot and somehow hit it without hitting him
>couldn't even see it to aim, 100% fucking luck
>Now he puts a cig in his mouth and tell me to shoot it
>I miss, but either high or low so I don't hit him
>It's getting dark so we stop
It was just an air gun but still, I'm surprised nobody got shot in the face.

>>33455200
Probably like I was filled with birdshot while fucking.

>>33463016
When they are between a few rocks you sometimes need a weed noose.

>>33462342
Seconding the explanation

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>>33450071
>Be 13
>Just got new pellet rifle
>Get tired of shooting targets
>See duck in creek behind house
>Idea.jpg
>Aim
>BOOM
>hit the head, solid THUD
>poor fucker doesnt die
>flailing around in the water
>crying at this point, feel horrible
>have to take follow up shot
>byebyeduckie.gif
>mom takes me to DQ for blizzard
fin

>>33450071
I have a few.
>be 10
>climb tree with friend
>throw acorns at neighbor dogs
>start taunting them
>shout "I BET YOU HUMP YOUR OWNER'S WIFE"
>guess who comes storming out into the yard
My ass was red for a week after my dad got home.

>be 11
>learn about circuits in school
>stick two paperclips and a light bulb into a big blocky art eraser
>plug "circuit" into outlet
>ZAP
>POP go the breakers
>CRASH go mom and dad's computers

>be 8
>live near cornfield
>neighbor kid and I rigged up one of those artillery scale slingshots to his backyard swing set and aimed it towards the woods between his yard and the cornfield
>spent entire afternoons launching river rocks into and over the trees or playing N64
Looking back on it we probably destroyed hundreds of dollars worth of corn if even a third of our rocks made it into the field.

>>33460950
Jesus christ. I love foxes; this post is giving me really confusing feels.

Always wanted to try a breach loading potato gun. Still haven't.

In other news:
>frighteningly recently
>old high school friend (whom we'll call J) and I are hanging out with some other friends at a pizza place, come up with the brilliant idea that we should go on a road trip/innawoods. J is an eagle scout, both of us our varying degrees of /sci/,/diy/, and /k/
>reach campsite after a day and a half of driving, try and fail to produce edible food
>eventually make some weird pizza thing that turned out to be fucking amazing
>all attempts to replicate fail
>Settle into whittling some pallet wood we brought to burn, first night goes off without a hitch
>second night, the mosquitoes start to set in
>mosquitoes love me as much as I hate them
>start by using repellent as intended. Effective to begin with, but wears off
>In the process of frustration-induced use of the aerosol can flamethrower trick to remove buzz, J and I discover that burning off the repellent can have a more pronounced effect in general, but is short lived
>We put our minds to coming up with more creative, permanent solutions, starting with torches made from soaked paper towels, sticks, and tape. These are somewhat effective.
>Eventually cut open a soda can and jam them in there, creating a smoker. Slightly more effective. The inventor in J and I is dangerously tickled
>Blow through shitloads of bug spray and hundreds of paper towels and various containment systems trying for longer and longer burn times. Hit on a record of about 30 minutes. Unfortunately our efforts are being rewarded with diminishing returns. We need a breakthrough.
>Suddenly I hit on an idea. Gas lamp.
>Soak some more paper towels, drop them in a paper bowl. Tape two paper bowls together, filling the rest of the gap with aerosol. One hole goes in the top, several in the bottom.
>cont

>>33464016
So you invented... a Tiki torch...

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>>33464016
>Idea is the chamber will be fairly devoid of oxygen, convection will draw the fuel/air mixture to the top, where it will burn off steadily and create more heat, improving the convection.
>Expecting structural failure and a rapid burn, but hoping to break the hour mark
>Unfortunately, J and I were too high on the thrill of invention and mosquito removal to realize why this plan was completely retarded. Somehow my dumb ass didn't realize that, while the mixture in the chamber would be overrich, it wouldn't be THAT overrich for long
>I'd even decided it was a good idea to add vents to the bottom for some godforsaken reason. Thought it might not oxidize properly otherwise. In retrospect I'm pretty sure I just wanted a reason to complicate my design for the fun of it. These were terrific for drawing in oxygen, just as I had hoped.
>J is too high on the promise of a breakthrough to point out how stupid a design this is
>Unbeknownst to us, we had actually made a pulsejet out of a pair of paper bowls.
>J holding the "lantern", I go to light.
>Holy shit, steady burn.
>it'sworkingITSWORKING.wmv
>We look up at each other grinning
>pic very related
>BANG
>Moderate fireball engulfs J's arm
>J is unharmed but missing all arm hair. His face is one of stunned confusion
>The plates have gone to space, my sides are joining them rapidly. We look at each other again
>Oooooh.wav
>It's because we're retarded
>Spend the next fifteen minutes discussing why we're retarded, go back to fiddling with the torch design.
Later that trip we camped on a beach for a night and decided to try it again. We were unsuccessful in replicating our results, but we did manage to make a flight capable and surprisingly stable pulsejet rocket out of a pair of solo cups using the same principle. Fucker flew about 12 feet. Attempts to replicate that also failed.

>>33457913
what did he mean by this?

>>33464016
>both of us our varying
Are varying. Forgive my fucked wording

>>33462224
So you Jurassic Parked your teacher?

>>33461397
why would a CO2 canister have a whistle?

fucking moron

This is the best thread in living memory. I keep coming back and screencapping it and it keeps getting longer and longer and --

/rummages in memory banks some more

>be me a year before the Great Water Bottle UFO Incident
>neighbor is neighborhood TV repairman with garage full of fantastic junk
>good old Frank gives me permission to take anything I want
>find old steel-tube bicycle pump
>Frank actually suggests I make a black powder cannon out of it
>can't find any black powder, but know shotgun powder is low pressure, so steal some of Dad's hulls and dig them open
>use newspaper for wadding, carefully whittled piece of oak as projectile
>can't think of how to make a carriage, so just nail it to a bigger chunk of firewood with some strap metal like a little medieval bombard
>friend comes over, we go innawoods, he's brought extra shells he stole from his older brother
>set up and start shelling an old refrigerator the white trash dumped out there because they don't want to pay the fee at the county landfill
>WORKS AWESOME
>last shot the wood punches through the door and blows the entire back of this ancient corroded fridge off
>never get in trouble for stealing ammo, even
>find out years later all the grownups were in communication and simply trusted us not to blow ourselves up

It was a good day.

>>33461268
i give his mom respect for still using the belt and not putting him in time out or some new age shit

>>33464344
Old school is best school. Spoil the rod, raise Pussy Generation. You guys better remember that when it's your turn at bat.

>>33464354
Kill yourself Phil

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>>33453366
Classic two-fer
>7 years old on vacation with dad
>dad and I are walking on the golden gate bridge
>tells me not to spit off it or it will come back and hit me in the face from the wind
>youarefullofshit.png
>hawk large lougie
>launch it
>curves right back up and hits me in the eye
>probably just a fluke
>proceed to do the same thing 2 more times with the same result
>gearsturning.jpg
>"dad you may have been right
>my dad laughs his ass off
better than the time i almost took out my sister's eye with a broken bottle

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>>33457447
>nylon 66
my nigger i lost mine a few months back and i really need to find that shit

>>33462772
>Am a Hawaii-fag
>Next to impossible

A lot of .mil on this board. I wouldn't find it surprising that people can be born and raised in a military family hotspot like Oahu.

>>33451995
Holy fuck anon.

Are you me? Up in Loudoun we thought we were the coolest fuckers in town when we did this.

>>33450630
I had one of these, one time I took the mag out and while riding a bike dry fired it at my friends little brothers face about 4 times. The fourth time I pulled the trigger the gun pulled a BB out of somewhere & I nailed him right between the eyes. Was really young at the time, taught me the importance of always treating a gun like its loaded.