Humor Thread

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>>33449617
How /k/ is Jack?

>>33449634
>when you get vegetable omelette and nobody will trade

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>>33449647

>>33449617
>>33449619
>>33449634
i remember what this is from and when it first came about and was posted on /k/?? man i feel old

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>>33449659

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>>33449673


>>33449669
I can't find the video for the life of me. It was hilarious.

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>>33449692

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>>33449751

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post something funny you cunt

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>>33449787

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>>33449617
OC for various purposes.

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>>33450222
that's not funny. That's just racist.

>>33449634
>high-speed, low-drag Operating

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>filename

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>>33450136
Pol, please leave

>>33450311
triggered

>what is pest control
>what is self-defense
>what is target shooting

I hate the people who want to ban guns but don't know anything about them. I literally saw a bumper sticker a couple of days ago that said "Ban assault rifles and high capacity clips"

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>>33450293
ooga booga

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>>33450371

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>>33450379

>>33450355
just to be clear i posted that as a joke; i dont believe there's no other use for Ar's (just in case people think im anti-guns lol).

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>>33450376

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>>33450432

>>33449617
Pfff

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>>33450462

>>33450419
Don't lie. We all know who you are and we're coming over right now.

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>>33450432
>Regime that does not represent them
>Picture of a President that won by 9.5 and 5 Million votes
>Current stooge lost by 2.9m

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>>33450497
No please sir! I love guns i swear!

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>>33450513

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>>33450513
I came here to chew grab pussy and divide us. And I'm all outta pussy...

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>>33450379

>>33450569
>chew grab pussy
fuck i fucked it up - my one moment and i fucked it up

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>>33450513
>what is a republic
enjoy your mob rule, peasant

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>>33450569
>12 Golf trips in 9 weeks

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>>33450513

>>33450591
Hey, you voted for an ineffective, pathological liar whose house of cards is already crumbling, and all I can say now is "we fucking told you."

>>33450605
He owns the golf course and would prefer to fly alone on his own dime if they would legally let him.

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>>33450605
leave now you cringy little nerd.

>>33450616
Kill yourself commie. Go shill for hill elsewhere.

>>33450627
>>33450644
>Mad that they voted for a complete lying tool, but won't even admit it because afraid of losing face on an anonymous Himalayan mandala painting board

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>>33450616

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>>33450674
Yeah Hillary was a way better choice lol.

>>33449647
>Finger on trigger with the hammer cocked back

Oh, /k/

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>>33450683

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>>33450708
Can we please not, and keep this humor? thanks.

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>>33450739

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>>33450674

>>33450260
>/k/ takes a walk in the woods

>>33450293
B8 aside political correctness will NEVER be a thing here

>>33450764
Just know that you're terrible people for being racists, and I hope you never get rid of that trigger flinch

>>33450818
>baiting this hard

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>>33450742
that is humor. /k/ humor.

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>>33450818

>>33450833
>Not being a racist tryhard /pol/ abortion is b8

Okay, gringo.

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>>33450674
i hope you got paid for that shitpost, you retarded faggot.

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>>33450857

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>>33449692
>Call of Duty: Ghosts

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>>33450757

>>33450890
>This mad that you have to save face for your terrible vote

>>33449692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF4D2uk3-Ac

I remember it as well. So much better with the music.

>>33450683
Nah mate, its the Aussies who shitpost, im a leaf who supports trump, only like trudump because weed

>>33450638
>truth is uncomfortable, better just call him a nerd

>>33451574
Ayyyyy

>>33450861
Hello me

>>33452150
who is?

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>>33452355

>>33452610
Karl
he's better than Ian

>>33452150
ty
a national treasure

>>33449655
>when you get 4 fingers of death and are out of toilet paper

Does nobody here realize that the anti-trump posters are b0ts?

>>33453004
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>>33450726
What if he's decocking

>>33450293
Racism against non-whites is always funny.

>>33451054
>this butt hurt you have to complain on a chink rape forum to save face for ypur terrible vote

>>33452760
>Not picking the Dugan
>wven with MS, he could still beat karl, ian, AND poorfagnunsuch
>but atill be even with hickcock

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oh boy, time to dump some top quality memes

>>33449751
Did he forget how to tank?

>>33450764
I hope you aren't implying /pol/ is welcome here.
>>33450293
That just makes it more funny.

>>33450513
If you really believe that, you deserve to get cucked by cholos, fag.

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>>33450293
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>>33453273

Fuck off, this is a humor thread.
paid shills are fucking up this site horribly.

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>>33453294

>>33453201
Ameriflage

>>33452610
>sperg
>autist
>based gunpa
>sperg
>fakerussian
>sperg

I'll be waiting with my truckfull of 2lt bottles.

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Like 90% of this shit isn't even remotely funny, what the fuck. Do you guys have brain cancer, are under the influence or still in middle school?

>>33449659
GODAMN RA3 CONSCRIPT'S REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>33453372
I actually really want those

>>33450136
>Turner Diaries
>Not Army FM's
Anon the race war needs to be in your head.

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>>33450311
>hunting, self defence, CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

>>33450343
>implying we aren't /pol//k/ats.

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>>33450513
>72 Electoral votes.
>losing the election
I hate to tell you this, but 250 years says you're wrong.

>>33453496
filtered :^)

>>33452585

>Black man walks in
>has 2 guns but isnt shooting at all
>white guy just assumes he will shoot him
>pretends his life is in danger
>kills someone over fucking nothing

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>>33453632
>Enters store with gun
>kills someone over fucking nothing
>Blatant bait

Do you know what board you are on?

>>33453632
>get in masked and guns drawn
>he wuz gud boi he dindu nuffin
here's your (You), how many more do you need to get a drink or something?

>>kys33453632
pray tell, how many shots did it take for the guy with two guns to eat shit?
>the first shot
So we are supposed to wait until we are dead to try to protect our lives?

You don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to kill.

GTFO my /k/ shill.

>>33449619
Tacticool footloose?

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I really like this image

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>>33450513
You have to go back.

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Am I noticing the JIDF being more active again? I dont recall there being another assualt clipazine ban going on in the states.

>>33450513
constitutional republic m8

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>>33453234

>>33453340
TFBTV =/= FPSRussia. And Dugan pulls more 'tang with his balding, shaky dick than you ever will.

>>33451475
interesting

>>33453985
Mr Bean still holds up

>>33453331
>laundry sauce
why am i laughing

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>>33453234
y tho

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>>33453959
ggwp

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>>33453186

>>33453294
>paid shills
>Hurr if you have a different opinion from me you have to be paid for it!

>>33453513
>Pretending he's the will of the people if he lost the popular vote

>>33450400
>Alternate Soprano Timeline

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>>33449653
Does anyone else get a Keanu Reeves vibe from jack?

>>33450293
easiest way to bait anon
>that's not funny. That's just racist.

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>>33450513
>not understanding the necessity of the electoral college.
>not understanding that the USA is a Constitutional Republic.
>unironically wanting a popular vote system implemented.

>>33453004

That's thinking a bit narrowly. You seem to indicate that those who hate Trump, does not also hate everybody else. As a foreigner watching the last US election there was no way the end result could end up as anything but comedy. It was literally like watching maximum security prisoners throw shivs at each other.

>>33454643
>wins the most states.
>hurr popular vote!
The Electoral system is MORE "democratic" due to the fact that it takes ALL the votes across the US to win.
>what is voter fraud.

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>>33454631
>>Hurr if you have a different opinion from me you have to be paid for it!
There is hard evidence of CTR, Stormfront, and others shilling on this website. If you don't already know that you are either a shill, or a clueless newfag who doesn't understand the culture of the board he's (or xhe, don't wanna assume genders) posting on. Because I like to give people the benefit of the doubt I'm going to assume you're the latter. In which case I just have one rock solid piece of advice, Lurk Moar.

>>33454870
>regressive left MSM and "intelligentsia" before TRUMP: we need the electoral college!
>regressive left MSM and "intelligentsia" after TRUMP: electoral college is an archaic, antiquated remnant (like the 2ndA) that we need to do away with!

>>33453632
Yeah I know. Niggers usually just start popping off rounds as soon as you put a hipoint in their hands. Those were obviously not niggers; innocent.

>>33450379
I wonder what Aafes is doing these days.

>>33450293
(you)

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>>33454905
This times 9000. Leftists are so goddamn hypocritical and stuck up their own goddamn asses that they don't even register the mental gymnastics it takes to hold together that tangled mess of cognitive dissonance they call an ideology. It's fucking unreal.

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>>33450513

>>33450513
Illegals don't count m80

>>33454939
>intelligentsia
nope. you don't understand the marxist at all. he has no ideaology that is coherant and makes sense (like us) and stands up to srcutiny. He does what benefits him and this might be a whole slew of things that are seemingly unrelated at first (or second or third) glance. Your argument bounces off of them, to them, it's literally a Molyneauxian NON-ARGUMENT. To the marxists, true and real is what he can get people to believe and accept and this is why they are so effective at what they do: They are not constrained by rules of ethics, logic and science.

>>33453084
How did you get past the captcha

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>>33454973
So what you're saying is, the best way to counteract marxism is with free helicopter rides?

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>>33453632
I know your baiting but still

>>33454870
>Thinking a historically unbalanced popular vote loss is a good thing
>Thinking 3 or 4 swing states deciding every election is a good thing

>>33450311
>YA CAN'T HUNT WITH AN AR YOU'LL BLOW OFF ALL THE DANG MEAT!
I hate fudds so much.

>>33454990
no. every action has the equal, or possible stronger, reaction. killing marxists will just give future marxists more inertia a few years down the line. look at slavery, nazis, the war on terror and how Islam is viewed as the best thing ever today. we need to cut the ways to get gibs from the government and get the marxists out of our schools.

>>33455014
>thinking that letting Californians decide for the rest of the countrycis a good thing

>>33450343
No

>>33454889
>wins the most states.
Like Wisconsin, where the courts found the Republicans had engaged in unconstitutional gerrymandering? And used voter ID and poll site closures to manipulate who could vote?

>what is voter fraud.
Something a shit-ton of Trump voters got caught doing, and a GOP fake-out to make their followers think they only lose because of "dem ulluggul vutters."

>>33454901
>or a clueless newfag who doesn't understand the culture of the board he's
I guarantee I've been here longer than you have, and this /pol/faggotry doesn't belong.

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>>33450513
High school civics, lad.

>>33450061
tob ebin :DDD

>>33450616
this
/k/ is a progressive board

>>33454973
>he has no ideaology that is coherant and makes sense
>/pol/ conservatives
Well, if "everybody who isn't rich deserves to starve and die" makes sense, OK then kid.

>>33450616
>this is what libtards actually believe
8 years

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>>33455014
>>Thinking 3 or 4 swing states deciding every election is a good thing
Better than 2 or 3 cities making sure everything is a constrained, politically correct nightmare.

>>33454986
>Implying I don't have a pass
>Implying you're not a tremendous faggot who can't make any valid arguments

>>33455034
>Herp derp duh culifurnia
Every time you try this fucking argument against a valid problem with the way the electoral college runs now James Madison rolls in his grave.

>>33455039
>he says as Hillary clitorus literaly rigged the fucking primaries and busses in illegals and registered dead people to vote for her

>>33455045
>High school civics, lad.
You should study them, then.

>>33455054
>Well, if "everybody who isn't rich deserves to starve and die" makes sense, OK then kid.

Sorry, I don't get the reference. Nice try putting arguments in my mouth though.

>>33455039
>voter ID
If someone is retarded enough to not have an ID, do you want them making political decisions?
>ullugul vutters
Obama straight up told an illegal to vote.

>>33455061
Only boys and faggots buy passes :^)

>>33455039
>what is bullshit for $100?
Voter ID laws are NOT racist, nearly EVERY OTHER COUNTRY HAS THEM.
>"mah recount"
Like how Hillary LOST votes in the states that were counted? And all the invalid/ illegal votes? Keep shilling, but the reality is that Hillary QUIT.

>>33455055
> “You know, the last time someone ordered me to something, I was 18 years old. And it was my daddy. And I didn’t listen to him, either.”
-Freedom Caucus member on Bannon being sent to tell him how to vote.

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>Literally 500 million dollars

>>33455071
>its okay when we have a hivemind!

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>>33455043
>I guarantee I've been here longer than you have, and this /pol/faggotry doesn't belong.
Doubt it, otherwise you would know that /pol/ is like a horrible case of hemorrhoids that /k/ just can't seem to get rid of. Plus, /k/ has always been mostly conservative, aside from the dragon dildos and trap fans. Also, 4chan is fucking famous for 2edgy4u racial humor. If that bothers you, then just what the fuck are you doing here?

>>33455093
>Voter ID laws are NOT racist, nearly EVERY OTHER COUNTRY HAS THEM.
Except in the US, where officials were outright caught engineering the Voter ID laws specifically to exclude voters likely to vote democrat.

>>33455076
>No actual evidence

>>33455079
Deny the general zeitgeist of the GOP all you want, they tell you they're all for you then immediately go to work to make their owners richer at your expense.

>>33455100
>Implying that's what I said

>>33455105
I was there when /news/ got deleted and we were swarmed. I just said fuck this when Marisa and his follow-on tripfags made /k/ unbearable. /pol/ is a bunch of assholes who don't belong here.

>>33453084
>$0.02

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Guys can we go back to humor?

>>33450757
Both trump and hitler were puppets of their parties and far too incompetent for their positions.

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>>33455149
sure.
>>33455141
I remember all of that too. /pol/ has completely swallowed stormfront's memes.

>>33455129
>Deny the general zeitgeist of the GOP all you want
The GOP? Ohm you mean closeted Democrats? Jeez, stop with all these assumptions about me. Marxism is everywhere you look and different factions of Marxisms have alsways been at each other's throats, cf. National Socialists vs. Stalinists vs. Trotskyists vs. Maoists vs. Titoists. The biggest enemy of a Marxists is another Marxists because their niches overlap 100%.

>>33453004
to be fair, trump is really hated at this point.

>>33453598
You can't filter anons, dumbass.

>>33455129
>No actual evidence
>literaly caught red handed by Wikipedia and other sources
It's like your not even trying m8
Also

watch

your

Spacing

Reddit

>>33450379
Motherfucking SGT. Chowdown. He's still in my Clothing Sales giant billboard. Just smiling at the camera. Waiting for his next victim (and franks).

>>33455174
Fuck meant to say wikileaks. Phone posting is literaly the worst fucking thing

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> mos 6332
Can confirm.

>>33454074
Never understood this one. Baby's have soft bones and can survive a short fall, just pop him in the head and untie all the babies relatively quickly and they'll be fine.

>>33450222
Funniest thing in the thread so far.

>>33455174
>>33455189
Wikileaks, whether intentionally or not,, has become a weapon of the Kremlin these days.

And stop blaming Hillary for things Debbie Wasserman-Schultz did.

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>>33450293
Would it be better if it were making fun of a white race?

>>33450683
come on man, we're not all that bad
Mad Max is the next PM after all

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>>33455050
>progressive board
kek

>>33454901
Stormfront doesn't have any money to shill with.

>>33454870
Yeah, yeah, I know, keeps the majority from oppressing the minorities.

Although it makes me wonder what kind of system can put the good of the few ahead of the good of the many.

>>33455129
>engineering to exclude likely Democrat voters
You mean when they wanted an IQ floor. Funniest fucking thing in this thread

>no evidence
Same amount you gave bud

>>33450343
Please leave your stereotype denying lunacy on other sites where observable patterns give way to group think.

You fucking nigger.

>>33450379
god damn dude now i really want a hot dog and a coke.
i might actually stop by the local gas station on my way home from work.

>>33454952
people keep saying illegals voted but when pressed they can't prove it.

Makes me think they made the entire thing up to make themselves feel better.

>>33455172
>implying polls are any more accurate than they were during the election cycle
Can we stop with this conjecture crap, who cares? I came here to laugh. If I wanted gay shit I'd be on b

>>33453959
i'd say thats funnier and more harmless than mixing magnum shot with birdshots while letting someone else shoot your shotgun

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>>33451574
>"commander, Dr. Vahlen has just completed the development of the plasma rifle, why don't you come down to the lab and take a look"

>>33455097
>RINOs gonna RINOS
8 years

>>33455171
>>33455233
Actually, it's more against people that don't have a DL, a passport, or time to stand in line for a non license ID.

So basically poor people.

>>33451146
Yummy

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>>33455230
>implying neo-nazis don't do it for free
>>33455231
>Although it makes me wonder what kind of system can put the good of the few ahead of the good of the many.
Communism, or an oligarchical corporatocracy if you want something a little closer to home. Both sides are, more or less, pushing the same shit at the moment though.

>>33455253
Well, we can always poke fun at trump.

Lord knows that's what the media does every damn day.

Even Fox is getting in on the action
>Paul Ryan needs to step down
>He should have known better to trust trump with anything important.

>>33455273
What kind of mother fucker goes several years without enough time to go get a fucking ID?

>>33455260
>Hey, you're all gonna vote for this bill both the White House and Congressional Budget Offices have basically called a complete fuckover of the American people and you better do it because I say so
Is it really so hard to swallow your pride and admit that Trump doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing? He barely squeezed in this year and his presidency just keeps getting worse. He'll be lucky to even make 4 years at this rate.

>>33455285
To be fair, Soviet style communism is more like an Autocracy with the powerful sustaining their reign with military force.

>>33455293
Enough to swing a state Republican.

>>33455273
EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS COUNTRY HAS ID. HOW IN THE FUCK DO NIGGERS BUY SWISHERS AND 40'S AND GET ON WELFARE.

>>33455293
Someone that doesn't actually need an ID for daily life. Someone that takes the bus rather than drives. Someone that can't actually afford alcohol. Someone that has to work 12 hour days every day to make ends meet. Someone up to their eyebrows in debt. Someone that can't actually afford a home.

You really don't know how poverty works.

>>33455301
Oh. You mean Republicans aren't irresponsible fucksocks who go YEARS without gettinf a valid god damn ID?

>>33454697
Fuck, now I want a live action Samurai Jack

>>33455316
Because birth certificates usually don't count for voter ID.

Often, that's the only ID someone has.

>>33453038
01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101

>>33455273
>we don't need to know who's voting
My God I want to fucking kill myself at this point

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>>33455299
Dubs don't lie. Still though, they pushed the communism meme and added to a death toll and level of suffering that greater than WWI or WWII. Hell, both wars need to be combined to surpass the scar communism has left.

>>33455319
A first state ID is typically free and subsequent updates are about $10.
10 fuckin dollars.
And you cannot honestly believe someone who knows enough to vote, would not have a single day available in several years to get a fuckin ID. It's up there with buying groceries as far as how easy the shit is.

>>33455334
So people are showing up at convenience stores to buy swishers using their birth certificate?

>>33455288
I'll make fun of the guy too but it always devolves into an autistic argument here. It's not fun the 58th time and every trump joke has been made - it's this boards fucking banana posting

>>33454070
i want one

>>33455319
How the fuck do you even get a job without an ID?

>>33455362
You don't. The people in question are pretty clearly ghetto blacks and mexicans.

>>33455340
Oh sure, verifying voters is all well and good but the laws regarding what is and is not a valid ID are too stringent.

Take Texas voter ID laws for example. You need at the very least one of the following.

1. Texas driver license issued by the Texas Department of
Public Safety (DPS);
2. Texas personal identification card issued by DPS;
3. Texas Election Identification Certificate issued by DPS;
4. Texas handgun license issued by DPS;
5. United States military identification card containing the
person’s photograph;
6. United States citizenship certificate containing the
person’s photograph;
7. United States passport.

So if you don't drive you probably don't have a license. If you didn't serve in the military you don't have a military ID. If you can't afford a gun you probably don't have a gun license. If you don't travel you probably don't have a passport.

>>33455316
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2408-how-i-navigated-through-life-without-ever-having-photo-i.d..html

There is no requirement to have an ID in the US. Some states may have detainment statutes to ascertain an individual's identity if the police think they have a valid reason to stop them.

Now, if you're willing to do a system with free federal-issue ID cards and systems in place to fix conflicts and errors that get stuck in bureaucratic hell like the one above then sure.

>>33455362
You get paid in cash under the table. My first job was pizza delivery and he never asked to see my DL.

>>33455350
Grew up without running water or electricity. Well below poverty line. Can confirm. I hate this it's racis/against the poor. No, it only prevents the fantastically lazy

>>33455353
More like the stores don't card when the guy has grey hair.

>>33455374
>cracked

Why would you even link to that cesspit. The simple reality is if you don't have ID it's because you're a lazy piece of shit who makes terrible life choices and probably shouldn't be voting anyway.

And I ain't even American.

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>>33450325
I love it.

>>33455373
>Texas personal identification card issued by DPS
I'm assuming this is just a regular ID card. Same as every other state's basic ID card. What's so hard about acquiring one of these?

>>33455373
So in other words, you can't vote if you don't take part in society.
>No license
>No state ID
Please

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>>33450726
Maybe he's about to grease some vatnik

>>33455373
>>3. Texas Election Identification Certificate issued by DPS;

How many months before the election actually happens do they have voter registration open and can get one of these?

The time it takes to go out and vote is probably going to be longer than the time it takes to go out and get the ID specially designed for voting in the event you're some lay about who doesn't have literally any other form of ID.

>>33455373
So get an id. It takes virtually no effort/money. If you have time to vote you have time to go answer 10 questions for a learners permit

>>33455391
>Link is an individual's life when he can't get an ID due to mistakes his parents made
>Hurr durr lazy iz onlee reezon

>>33455391
Even the questionable claims of Cracked.com lends more credibility than some random voice on the internet.

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>>33450293
No, it isn’t. The joke is that the guy is stupid and undisciplined, not that he’s black. They could have put a fat, stereotypical white hick, complete with straw hat, suspenders, missing teeth, and a corn cob pipe doing the exact same thing, and the scene would work just as well.

People like you who see racism in all things are the problem.

>>33455419
Not even that, just show up with your birth cert. and say "Hey, I need an ID." Boom, done.

>>33455409
Usually? Getting there, having time to get there when working 3 minimum wage jobs, not needing one most of your life...

>>33455199
Even the ones on his back that have a 200 lb man on top? A flatscreen tv kills babies all the time, let alone a full grown man. Wherever he falls, the babies under are dead.

>>33455419
>>33455412
So what's the actual process for getting these IDs?

>>33455435
Most states require 2 forms of ID.

>>33455433
I think it's actually a comment on the Jazz movement.

>>33455421
>>Link is an individual's life when he can't get an ID due to mistakes his parents made

Like not aborting him? He absolutely could have gotten that sorted out the day he turned 18.

>>33455456
With money and time he didn't have, and couldn't get without first sorting out the ID problem.

>>33455442
>go to office
>show birth certificate and social security card
Ya did it

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>>33455469
>Have no job because no ID
>Have no time to get problem with free ID sorted out

>>33455008
but that is a resupply bandolier
a resupply bandolier, whose pockets each hold three (3) ten (10) round stripper clips and a speed loader so you can load them into your magazines

>>33453959
I bet she's getting more pissed off that she has to manually cycle each round too

>>33455472
If it's anything like a drivers license, that's not going to be enough. You'll also need proof of residency which is tough if you don't have a bank account or utility bill.

>>33455485
>They needed hundreds of dollars to fix his issue
>He didn't need to fix the issue with the job he had, but couldn't afford the time and money to fix it

Maybe read the article instead of being a contrarian little shit.

>still giving a shit about hillary
man you guys are priceless

>>33450757
it's funny because hitler

>>33455510
>Reading anything on cracked
>Giving pageviews to cracked
>Taking anything written on cracked as anything other than mindless drivel

You're literally sperging out about a made up story on the website equivalent of Amy Schumer. The entire story is bullshit just like everything else on cracked.

>>33451475
magwell broken

>>33455533
Yep, just auto-dismiss anything that doesn't fit your worldview. :^)

>>33453340
>actually knowing all of these people
>calling them spergs
guess what that makes you

>>33453513
electoral college should be abolished

>>33455438
>Getting there,
Buses, taxis, subways, trains, ubers, lyfts, walk, bike, get a ride from a friend with a car, hitchhiking, get a ride on a friend's BMX pegs, there are lots of ways to get around in the US, despite how big it is.
>having time to get there when working 3 minimum wage jobs,
If you're working 3 minimum wage jobs for 4+ years and you haven't managed to garner enough skill or experience to move up or find a better paying position doesn't really sound like a very good excuse for not having time to get an ID. More like just regular old pure decision making.

>not needing one most of your life...
How? Do people not buy medicine, booze, cigarettes, or anything else that needs an ID? How do poor people get government benefits without a valid form of ID?

I'm sorry but I'm with that other anon, acquiring an ID is such an easy task to do that, barring unique circumstances, there really is no excuse not to be able to get one.

>>33455568
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>>33454901
should've done it in french

>>33455579
>More like just regular old pure decision making.
>If you're poor you deserve it for being a bad person

>>33455099
"yea guys we totally needed to take out Saddam and fuck afghanistan into more poverty"

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>>33453424

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>>33455149
VERY FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

>>33455619
There's being poor and then there's being so fantastically lazy as to not go get your ID. Its cheap, its easy, and its quick to get. There is no excuse short of having brittle bone disease and nobody to take care of you.

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>>33455488
there's always 1 'well actually' when that pic is posted. congratulations, this time it was you.

>>33450078
is this possible?

>>33455579
>If you're working 3 minimum wage jobs for 4+ years and you haven't managed to garner enough skill or experience to move up or find a better paying position doesn't really sound like a very good excuse for not having time to get an ID. More like just regular old pure decision making.

If the jobs amount to loading and unloading trucks by hand and flipping burgers then job experience isn't helping.

>How? Do people not buy medicine, booze, cigarettes, or anything else that needs an ID? How do poor people get government benefits without a valid form of ID?

Much like gun laws, ID requirements for booze and cigarettes only work wen people follow them. As for government benefits, many don't get them simply because they don't have an ID. Food is as much a matter of theft as it is earnings. Wages are garnished or simply withheld by the employer. Without money, suing for unpaid wages is impossible. That is, when payment is actually above board. Some people will accept less than the minimum wage simply to have any wage at all.

>>33454973
You're thinking of post modernists, they just happen to be Marxists too

>>33455373
Or you can just go to the fucking DMV and get A FREE IDENTIFICATION CARD! It looks exactly like a drivers licence, but says identification card instead of drivers license. Fucking nuts right?

>>33455639
What about work? At the lowest levels, employers won't accept needing to get a voter ID as an excuse to leave work and missing a day of work can be grounds for firing.

>>33455674
It also takes all day and if you can't miss a day of work you can't get the ID.

That, and these IDs usually require proof of residency which is often impossible to acquire if they don't have bank accounts or own land.