How would you fight an Ork invasion /k/?

>>33447457
Depends
How many civilians are we expected to save?

>>33447478
The minute a world is invaded the civilians have proved themselves combatants, so none.

>>33447478
As many as you deem necessary

>>33447457
>Drop them in Syria.
>buy a shit ton of GoPro drones.
>Orks vs Chaos
>Give Orks nuggets.
>convince that the /k/ memes are true.
>watch as nugget wielding Orks BTFO leo2's.

>>33447545
What happens when the Orks decide even a /k/ nugget isn't enough dakka and start strapping nuggets together?

>>33447478
>Cvilians
That's a funny way to spell troops in disguise.

>>33447457
Orks are /k/ as fuck I'd join em.

MORE DAKKA

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By fucking their women of course

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>>33447457
>paint myself green
>become digga nob
>hoard dakka
>fight for the affection of my warboss
>waaaaaggghhhhhhhhh all over wiping out filthy humies

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>>33447457
Lots of napalm and thermite.

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>>33448650
Orks are asexual and are fungus based creatures.

>>33447478
Marines Malevolent is that you?

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>>33447457
The Primer says shoot them in the face

>>33447624
We accept them as the overlords they were always meant to be.

Flamers, storm bolters, punisher cannons, heavy stubbers, any melee weapon with shred, and auto pistols seem to do the trick for me

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>>33448650
Now dat just ain't orky!

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>>33448658
Suffer not the alien to live.

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Sudocrem

Lots and Lots of Sudocrem

>>33447457
Megas XLR was the fuckin shit!

>>33450959
ZOG!

>>33447457
If we're talking 40k orks then then lots and lots and LOTS of incendiaries.
If we're talking normal orcs then I think standard tactics apply.

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>>33451262
Yeah 40k orks.

>>33447624
>end of the world starts playing.

>>33448650
you might as well go outside and fuck the mushrooms in your garden because that's the same fucking orks

>>33447457
I call in Pedro and his merry band of fistfuckers.

>>33447457
We can contain them, but we'd never win...they reproduce via dying and having their blood soak into the ground and grow mushrooms.

>>33447457
Orks are like niggers

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>>33453134

>MORE DAKKA
literally the only valid answer

>>33453854
ORKZ are much more intelligent, well behaved, and civilized than that. and better shots too.

OI LADZ, WE'S GONNA GIT RIGH' ORKY WIF DIZ 'ERE AND BRININ MOR' CHOPPY AN DAKKA AND DAKKA AND CHOPPY CUZ RIGH FLASH IT IZ!! YOU DERE DA WAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH SEZ YUH GUNNA GIT A RIGH KRUMPIN IF DEM TRUKKZ AINT RED BEFORE HE FINKZ BOUT IT!

RED AN FLAMEZ MAKEZ IT ALL GO FASTA!

>>33447457
With another Ork invasion

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>>33447457
BY equipping the entire worlds military as such, and spend all money for training on various l SAPR and trans acceptance power points. The orks would soon get bored of fighting such a pansy force they'll leave and fight amongst themselves

>>33447457
Bombs with big red buttons on them. Helpfully labeled "DO NOT PUSH"

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>>33447624

>>33453854
Orks are extremely intelligent, they're just not into being sophisticated.

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>>33447457
>How would you fight an Ork invasion

>>33457005
sooooo they're slavs?

minus the extremely part

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Now diz iz my kinda thread!
>>33448650
Naf. She ain't got any dakka at all. Iz loik not havin' a booty!

>>33448658
Sneaky. Ya diggaz ain't proppa orky, but 'least ya try!

>>33448670
We'z got flamethrowin' airplanes an' helicoptahz. Do ya, 'oomie?

>>33448686
Dat'z Goffz propa...prupagan... Goff liez, dat iz, buncha moronz. Dat, or Bad Moonz. Zoggerz. Everybudy knowz dat dem bitch-muhreenz like fire, but they got da best booty. And I ain't talkin' aboot looted weaponz!

>>33449122
Ya zoggerz shot one ork boy back on Uruk in da noggin'. Shot 'arf his 'ead off. Remember how it went next? HAH! CHECK-M8!

>>33450636
Needz moar dakka, roit! An' her choppa ain't nearly big 'nuff. All skinny an' double-edged loik dem 'oomie choppaz.

>>33450866
As if Ogrynz weren't on our side if ya didn't brainwash 'um, loik da rest of da Imperium! Ogrynz used ta be bro-tier.

>>33447624
>>33456810
Naff, I wantz an autonugget.

>>33449196
Damn roight!

>>33456810
>>33454400
Now dat'z klewa. I like ya.

>>33457005
Ta quote great warboss Snord - "Just because we'z simple doesn't mean we'z stoopid!"